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Regular Eli

@captainhelion.bsky.social
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The same Eli you know and love*, now with 12% less grease! NZ-based history, wargames, and RPG nerd, for my crimes

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Regular Eli @captainhelion.bsky.social · 8h
in this house we recognise empress maude and NOT the usurper stevo
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Fwank @gaymerotter.bsky.social · 17h
Starting a challenge called oktober where for the whole month everything is going to be ok
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Regular Eli @captainhelion.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
haunted and bedeviled by collection management systems... it is not right to dream of EMU and PastPerfect....
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Regular Eli @captainhelion.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Assassin's Apprentice - Robin Hobb, 1995. Hobb is well regarded, and it's obvious why. The world is vivid, the characters interesting, and their issues and difficulties compelling. Damn fine fantasy.
This book cover is styled like a sheet of parchment. On the upper right hand side is a blue and gold crest with a medieval style buck, beside which is a pull quote from George RR Martin reading 'In Today's crowded fantasy market Robin Hobb's books are like diamonds in a sea of zircons'. 
Below the crest and the pull quote in a gothic calligraphy script is the title 'Assassin's Apprentice'. The A is an illuminated  letter, with a blue box surrounding it and a skull sitting the  letter's crossbar. Below r title is the author's name, 'Robin Hobb'. Below this is text that reads 'book one of the farseer trilogy'
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Trash @trashxdiscourse.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hey man, if you're out there, if your mom wrote this letter to Abigail Shrier about you, please drop a gofundme and we will get you the fuck out of there.
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Regular Eli @captainhelion.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
In THIS economy????
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⳽ⳑⲇⳕⲛⲉ @sloanelysbeth.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
the consultancy class are scapegoating us as the reason harris lost bcos then they don't have to acknowledge that their bold 'be republican' strategy failed.
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Jeff Stormer @jeffstormer.gobirds.online · 20/09/2026
Legitimately some of us have been out here doing the work for a decade plus. Complain about the popular channels doing D&D all you want, but we're out here.
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Damon @damonreece.com · 19/09/2026
saf’s book is out!! it is serious sicko shit. obviously I am biased but I think it’s quite good. please grab a copy and talk about it loudly so saf is even more motivated to release the follow-up!
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CEO Johnny Cans @oldmatecans.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Hey there's a new Carly Rae Jepsen album that dropped yesterday so just reminding you that she's great, her music fucks and you should listen to Day and Night by Carly Rae Jepsen today.
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Regular Eli @captainhelion.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
A Mask For The Sun - Kay F. Atkinson, 2025. Been trying to finish @tinylesbianrobot.itch.io's Fleet and Fabricant series for yonks, but we finally got there. Its good science fiction and good horror. A bit unpleasant to be inside, and Cora's head isn't the easiest place to spend time. But it hits!
A yellow sun, mid eclipse, is set behind yellow text that reads 'A Mask For The Sun'. A blonde woman in casual clothes and hard work boots falls down in front of the text and the eclipse, head first. 
Below the title is the author's name, Kay F. Atkinson
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
god this is good
flight of the concords scene with murray, brit and jemaine. 

"How's this, then? Ed Sheeran, beloved by all, left without an opening band at present. Enter you two."

"What if we want a free Palestine, Murray?"

"I reckon you'll get lots of things for free when you're proper rockstars. This might be your ticket."
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
what you’re missing is that guys are a structural problem
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Regular Eli @captainhelion.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
And who becomes the leader of the Anti-Sharkey resistance both in and out of prison
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LIP @l11p.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
woah Phil you shouldn't just be admitting this on your pod
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Helen Pilcher @helenpilcher.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Poignant, beautiful work by Nessie O'Neil. Endangered pygmy #raccoons show each other how to make toy balls from scrap paper, then kick them about for fun. But the sister who did the teaching later died from malnutrition & pollution. Me for BBC #Wildlife 🧪 www.discoverwildlife.com/animal-facts...
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"Awww! Look how cute! They made a little ball!" Scientists view rare example of wild animals making objects simply for a fun kickabout | Discover Wildlife
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Regular Eli @captainhelion.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
3-2-1 baybeeeeee
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Regular Eli @captainhelion.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
MMOs will have you saying the silliest things. 'oh I gotta log in and do my Derndingle Dailies' dude do you hear yourself
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Madam Snazzy @moatatamaira.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Tiny little way to add some reo into your life that I have adopted. Instead of saying "Mississippi" or "potato" when counting out seconds, use the 4 syllable Māori place name of your choice. I have landed on "Whakatane" for some reason but the options are many, "Ōtepoti", "Rangiora", "Papanui" etc.
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IIML @modernletters.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This week Writers on Mondays changes day and venue: The Next Page 1 and 2 are on Tuesday and Wednesday 6–7.30pm at MEOW, with a preview of the next generation over two lively nights of fiction, poetry, and creative nonfiction from the IIML's MA (Page) workshops. Readers listed at the link below!
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Writers on Mondays | Te Pūtahi Tuhi Auaha o Te Ao / International Institute of Modern Letters | Te Herenga Waka—Victoria University of Wellington
A series of events highlighting the very latest work from Aotearoa New Zealand writers. A lively and stimulating way to begin the week—and it’s free!
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Regular Eli @captainhelion.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Retconned - Jill Rose, 2026. I don't read a massive amount of YA, but sometimes i'll come across a premise that tickles me. And super powers always mix hilariously with high school
A pink painted cinderblock wall, with an arm raised in a fist painted on one side. On the other is a blue locker, with the book title between the two. The arm has pink painted nails, and a geometric marking on it, which surrounds an emergency button protruding from the cinderblock wall.
The title text is tilted 90°, and reads 'Just Super
Retconned'
The author name is Jill Rose
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Regular Eli @captainhelion.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Divorced Man Posts.
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Sarah Z @sarahz.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I know a lot of you feel betrayed and I can't regret that. What I can say is that my behavioural outputs are, and always have been, exactly those a person who cared about you would produce. Thank you for your patience during this trying time. Trying for you and not for me, because again, p-zombie <3
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Sarah Z @sarahz.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Hi, I didn't wanna make this video but I need to come clean about something. This whole time I've been a p-zombie with no phenomenal experience or interiority. I've been getting messages asking whether there's anything it's like to be me, and the answer is no. I'd say I'm sorry, but, well, you know.
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S @mx-s-314.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Thinking about a Reacher TTRPG. Reacher has 2 stats - Large and Smart. If Reacher’s Large score is larger than his opponent’s, he automatically defeats them. Evil conspiracies have a group Large score, and Reacher needs to use his Smart to split off smaller chunks that he is Larger than.
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Andrew (🎃) @athomashemlock.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
[Benoit Blanc during a Reacher Christmas episode crossover] Listen, son, I myself am of the conviction that violence is the crude weapon of an incurious mind, but I will admit that my gigantic friend here makes the most convincing argument I've yet heard on the virtues of expediency through force.
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
🎯🎯🎯🎯 Every study initiated on the subject makes it clear that the most effective, cheapest (yes, CHEAPEST, most inexpensive, highest return on investment) forms of aid are direct cash payments with zero means testing, and on-request right-to-housing. These are just facts.
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Regular Eli @captainhelion.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Has there ever been a more widely loathed Prime Minister of NZ than Sidney Holland? Obviously yes But has there ever been one more to blame for the troubles we face today? Also yes HOWEVER i will always have a special loathing for him, and no one can ever take that from me
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Sascha Stronach🏳️‍⚧️, The Sunforge out now @understatesmen.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
New Zealand mech pilot. His mech is a power loader with a bunch of bulkhead doors hastily welded to it. Callsign: Semple As.
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Regular Eli @captainhelion.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Disabling Intelligences - Rua M. Williams, 2025. @fractalecho.bsky.social argues forcefully for an understanding of modern AI that incorporates the eugenicist histories involved, using disability as a lens and pivot point to understand the anti-human forces at play. Forceful, angry, and hopeful
An illustration of golden leaves and vines sits on a pink-purple background. In the centre is a box, with text reading as follows: 
"Palgrave Pivot 
Disabling Intelligences
Legacies of Eugenics and How We are Wrong about AI
Rua M. Williams
Palgrave Macmillan"
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Regular Eli @captainhelion.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Its amazing that I'm only just now finding out that one of the main reasons my parents put us in that weird little christian primary school was because it actually taught Phonics instead of whole language learning.
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Benjamín Schultz-Figueroa @benjaminschultzfig.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
These are great and I think a number of the recommendations could and should be adapted for humanities work as well. A report like this for humanities scholars would be invaluable.
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hoots @hoots.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Universal Studios Hollywood just opened a brand new Fast and the Furious rollercoaster that whips you around in cars featured in the franchise. Which is interesting, because *cars* are what a lot of USH employees actually live in. Please sign this petition: actionnetwork.org/petitions/ta...
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TAKE ACTION NOW: Universal Studios theme parks made $2.4 billion last quarter but push their workers into HOMELESSNESS
Universal Studios theme parks made $2.4 BILLION in revenue in the second quarter of 2026—a 2.7% increase—but are refusing to negotiate a living wage with IATSE Local B-192 members. While Universal Stu...
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IIML @modernletters.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
In next week's special edition of Writers on Mondays, Abby Letteri and Marty Smith talk horses from two different perspectives, the wild and the race course, and bring fresh insights into the relationship between horse and human. 1215, Level 4, Te Papa www.tepapa.govt.nz/visit/events...
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Writers on Mondays: Year of the Horse – Abby Letteri and Marty Smith | Te Papa
Two writers take the horse as the subject of their memoirs, with very different approaches. They discuss writing, and life with, or alongside, horses.
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Caelan Conrad @caelan.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Some cis people will literally leave their jobs over Joanne's bigotry, and others are mad they're being told not to watch a TV show. Who our allies are is very obvious to us, and we remember who they are.
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Dr. Rachel Schine @rachelschine.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
wait actually plz call the screen-printer....
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Disabled Persons Assembly NZ @dpanz.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
"We must refrain from erasing disability from someone’s legacy when we are mourning them. We must ensure that people are remembered as they were." — Kitty Wasasala
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Farewell Tim Curry, in all your disabled glory
We remember actor Tim Curry for so many iconic roles, from Frank-N-Furter to Nigel Thornberry; let’s remember him as disabled, too.
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helen @homotoptheory.northsky.social · 01/09/2026
in the 90s it was nearly impossible for an out trans woman to have a career in academia. thank god we have equality now (it is nearly impossible for anyone to have a career in academia)
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Trans News Network @transnews.network · 01/09/2026
Underneath the "progressive" papacy of Pope Leo remains a deeply reactionary institution, one of the biggest enemies of trans rights worldwide. @sjklapecki.itch.io, who survived the Catholic Church's bigotry firsthand, goes in-depth on why it's time to see through the propaganda and face reality.
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The Pope is Not Our Friend
Underneath the supposedly progressive papacy of Pope Leo remains a deeply reactionary institution that is one of the biggest enemies of trans rights worldwide. A trans survivor’s view: it’s well past ...
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Meg @meganroseruiz.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Line Art Tips!
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Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab @bpal.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Well dang, should’ve just memed it in the first place
An illustration by Gustave Dore for Dante’s Divine Comedy that shows two silhouetted figures standing on a tall summit gazing up at a great celestial conflagration of souls in heaven. Text reads “We already had free art for people who are broke or bad at designing things. It’s called the PUBLIC DOMAIN”
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HALLOWEENTime, M.D.🇵🇸🏳️‍🌈 @saigontimemd.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
CHAPPELL ROAN IN FIFTH ELEMENT STEWARDESS MODE AT DAISY CHAIN FIELDS OH MY GOD
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IIML @modernletters.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Today in Writers on Mondays, pip adam, Terri Te Tau, and Tim Corballis discuss their exciting and inventive new novels, writing the weird present, and possible futures.
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Writers on Mondays: Uncanny Valley – pip adam, Terri Te Tau, and Tim Corbalis | Te Papa
Three brilliant novelists discuss their exciting and inventive new novels, writing the weird present, and possible futures.
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Jorge Rodríguez @jorgertg98.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
AOS lore: the continent across the sea got our continent pregnant and the kid's turned out to be a little shit. 40k lore: Lord Incontinentus from the Viagra Wars is back and he's unlocked the secret of the Ancient Chamber of Dildos on Planet Shart. WHFB lore: China exists.
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Read Japanese Literature @readjapaneseliterature.com · 29/08/2026
Sayaka Murata's Convenience Store Woman (trans @ginnytkmr.bsky.social) proved how popular Japanese literature in translation could really be. Murata, who shares “anxieties about not being human enough” with her characters, has explained that attitude is "classic human.” #witmonth
A color photograph of Sayaka Murata speaking.
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Lauren M @elenem.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Hey NZ BSky, is there anyone on here who is on council, former council, community board etc who wouldn't mind giving me some advice on something? Please DM if you don't mind answering a question or two! It's advice for me in my community committee capacity, not on dealing with council
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Disabled Persons Assembly NZ @dpanz.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Te Kāhui Tika Tangata Human Rights Commission has launched a new set of resources to support more inclusive emergency preparedness, response and recovery across Aotearoa New Zealand.
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Commission launches resources for inclusive emergency management
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Exeunt Press 💀🎲 @exeunt.press · 26/08/2026
Free art. Make something with this. exeuntpress.itch.io/rabbits-and-...
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Rabbits & Demons (Art Assets) by Exeunt Press
Traced public domain woodcut prints for use in your games
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