iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

lady bea @captaingrammar.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

"Complimentary giveaway" - A desperate ploy to get rid of stock that they literally cannot sell because nobody is interested in buying anything from an author who is a catastrophically mammoth piece of shit.

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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

The UK Arts & Ents industry contributes over £10bn to the UK economy a year & one of these days our politicians might even realise that instead writing it off as icky girlie flouncing bc you can't do a photoshoot in a hard hat & hi-vis gilet at the national theatre without looking like a tit

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lady bea @captaingrammar.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I've gone from teachers calling me "a pleasure to have in class" to doctors telling me I'm "a pleasure to see/meet".

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lady bea @captaingrammar.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

The Spy Who Liked Me As A Friend But Didn't See Me In 'That Way'

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Ciara | Ciaraíoch 🎨 @ciaraioch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Don't really care if men are posting statements of support and outrage online, do care whether or not they're talking to and challenging their friends and peers in person

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lady bea @captaingrammar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I'm fairly certain none of us pay our TV license just so someone can sit at a computer and let a load of algorithmic "most likely" outcomes become the televisual standard. What bullshit is this?!

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Phil Dore @philjdore.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Well now, that's gonna get awkward if the RNLI have to rescue him.

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lady bea @captaingrammar.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

What the fuck even is my algorithm?

An advert from Shein Home of an anthropomorphic ghost, on all fours, back arched and caked-up booty in the air. It's supposed to be a tealight holder for Halloween, but it's terrifying in all the wrong ways.

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lady bea @captaingrammar.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Manifesting a hot Sugar Daddy specifically now, because being made redundant SUCKS.

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Mark Watson @watsoncomedian.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

THEY ARE ALL NOW IN THEIR FORTIES, WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY 'IN BETWEEN' AT THIS POINT? LOSING THEIR VIRGINITY AND THE ICY GRIP OF THE GRAVE?

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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

thank you lesbian tractor witch

image with swirling green background of the lesbian tractor witch it says: congratulations if you are seeing this you have been chosen by the lesbian tractor witch, she has removed all curses have a wonderful day

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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Watching this show isn’t going to get you cancelled, you won’t lose your job, you won’t be tied to a flagpole in your underwear. It just makes you a shitty person, contributing to the wealth of a bigoted monster, against the request of the people she’s harming.

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Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

“I ate his liver with some fava beans and a GOTTLE O’ GEER”

Anthony Hopkins and a ventriloquists dummy.

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lady bea @captaingrammar.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I know James Patterson can churn them out but why oh WHY would you think a book with Jimmy-Dead-Behind-The-Eyes would be a stellar move?!

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lady bea @captaingrammar.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

There's a great quote that keeps circulating: "If buying isn't owning, then pirating isn't stealing". So many people are hopping aboard their digital galleons and setting sail across murky, internet waters in search of their media these days, and these companies only have themselves to blame.

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Warrington-Runcorn New Town Development Plan @warringtonruncorn.com · 01/09/2026

You don't get any more 2026 Trump's USA than a version of A Christmas Carol where Scrooge is vindicated, and the spirits trying to convert him are woke virtue-signallers.

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🎃🧛🏾Vita Ahhhh-yala👻🙀 @definitelyvita.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

I genuinely am begging people not to watch the new HP show. Like, also don't buy any branded stuff - she makes money off all that. But especially don't watch the damn show.

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lady bea @captaingrammar.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Just misread Ofwat as Oftwat and now I'm wondering if we need an official regulatory body to investigate people who are dicks online.

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lady bea @captaingrammar.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I swear, if the Grim Reaper goes anywhere NEAR David Attenborough, that boney bastard can catch these fuckin' hands. You've done enough this week, boyo. No more.

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Katt @sarcastickatt.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

We gotta get gaudier for Dolly, and weirder for Tim.

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lady bea @captaingrammar.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Not Tim Curry?! Can we catch a SINGULAR fucking break? Can the gods fix their fucking aim or something?

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lady bea @captaingrammar.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

The world will be a poorer place without Dolly Parton. Gobsmacked that we're now without a phenomenal human being.

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Danny Fearns @dannyfearns.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Good morning Bluesky ☀️ This is one of the last coal powered sheep. The vast majority of UK sheep are now all electric ⚡️

Sheep grazing in fields, the one in the foreground with white smoke apparently coming out of its bottom

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Matt Leys @mattleys.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

(•_•) <) )╯PERIOD / \ \(•_•) ( (> OF UNSETTLED / \ (•_•) <) )> WEATHER / \

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Ciara | Ciaraíoch 🎨 @ciaraioch.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

There should be a dating app for whimsy. For connoisseurs of silly. For aficionados of delightful nonsense.

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lady bea @captaingrammar.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

I'm slowly starting to believe that one's age isn't marked by candles on a cake but rather the number of lotions and potions on the bed-side table.

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lady bea @captaingrammar.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

There are few things more disheartening than trying to distill your entire essence into a one-page CV but alas: capitalism.

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lady bea @captaingrammar.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

I don't give a fuck what anyone says, space shit is *so cool*! #eclipse2026

A smart phone picture of the solar eclipse, taken through eclipse glasses. The sun looks like a tiny crescent moon.

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lady bea @captaingrammar.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Imagine being so privileged that you can gloss over and ignore the very real harm this franchise's creator is doing to a vulnerable minority group, and willingly ally yourself with it. There's no excuse for it any more.

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birdposting @motoyuuri.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Extremely onion tier line in this article

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lady bea @captaingrammar.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Sign You're In Your 30s No. 381: You're dealing with carpal tunnel syndrome as well as plantar fasciitis.

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lady bea @captaingrammar.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Vote The Bin in, Clacton. Do the right thing.

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Ciara | Ciaraíoch 🎨 @ciaraioch.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Ladies, online dating is out, this year we're Síle-Na-Gig dating (crouching above doorways and scaring off unwanted men by displaying terrifyingly large genitals)

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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

dudes pouring out the woodwork asking if I can manage without AI as though I haven't been cocking up things for myself my whole life without help

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lady bea @captaingrammar.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

No cheating (not sure why you would): post your lockscreen

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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 03/08/2026

Every now and then someone takes a run at me along the lines of "I don't understand why you, a scifi writer, don't appreciate 'AI'," and I'm all, motherfucker, it's *because* I'm a science fiction writer I have the positions I have, how many times do we have to fucking yell "torment nexus," my dude

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lady bea @captaingrammar.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

I've been told in my job as a Comms and Marketing Assistant to avoid using em-dashes so what we write "doesn't look like AI". We had them first. AI claimed them. I say we claim them back.

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lady bea @captaingrammar.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Sometimes all you need is a pepperoni pizza, store-brand diet 7Up, and an episode of The West Wing to help you forget the existential dread of... Well, everything.

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lady bea @captaingrammar.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Ted Lasso trailer? Ghosts movie poster reveal?! This autumn's looking pretty sweet!

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lady bea @captaingrammar.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

I need someone in my real life to go as hard in getting me set up with someone as the cast of Critical Role went in my dream last night, getting me set up with Taliesin Jaffe. Truly the wing-team everyone needs.

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