OLD CRIED PANTS @captainfartpants.bsky.social · 14h"That's what I be sayin'" - George Millsap Dunham 000
OLD CRIED PANTS @captainfartpants.bsky.social · 15h@sportssturm.bsky.social I spent 10 minutes scrubbing the net, and found ONE photo of Nantz in shorts. Y'all were really onto something there. 010
Reposted by OLD CRIED PANTSLow Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I heard he still cuts hair on the weekends. 413410
OLD CRIED PANTS @captainfartpants.bsky.social · 28/09/2026At the end, found myself rooting for the ravens. Bills are my backup team only because my dear friend is from there and not bitter about the 90s. To lose someone that was for you since the 70s is something only the Jones family could do. I think maybe I just want Jerry to have pain until he goes. 🤷♂️ 000
OLD CRIED PANTS @captainfartpants.bsky.social · 27/09/2026If the crews are so bad, then why have Gene Seratore risk his pension pointing out all the mistakes? 000
OLD CRIED PANTS @captainfartpants.bsky.social · 27/09/2026If I'm tackling Henry, my main goal is snatch them chains. 000
OLD CRIED PANTS @captainfartpants.bsky.social · 27/09/2026JJ isn't it... the play was Greg Olsen with Jim, but it isn't contractually possible. 000
OLD CRIED PANTS @captainfartpants.bsky.social · 27/09/2026#1 - fuck these jackets. If that's fashion, then they can suck it #2 - that's easily $900 of hair product displayed 000
OLD CRIED PANTS @captainfartpants.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Conversation at SuperCuts: "I want to look like I was the guy that took over from Dan Fouts" Stylist: ?????? 000
OLD CRIED PANTS @captainfartpants.bsky.social · 27/09/2026President's Cup:static.klipy.comAnimal House: Bluto's Pearl Harbor QuoteALT: Animal House: Bluto's Pearl Harbor Quote 010
Reposted by OLD CRIED PANTSLow Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Very deceptive of them. 31138
Reposted by OLD CRIED PANTSMike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman. 149120731978
OLD CRIED PANTS @captainfartpants.bsky.social · 25/09/2026When is my cold water side of the bathroom sink going to deliver cold water? Mid-January? 020
Reposted by OLD CRIED PANTSLow Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 24/09/2026That's so scary. 2816515
Reposted by OLD CRIED PANTSMike Williams @redmcwilliams.bsky.social · 23/09/2026The dead guy from Metallica? 271
Reposted by OLD CRIED PANTSLow Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 22/09/2026History is so interesting. 612514
OLD CRIED PANTS @captainfartpants.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Clouds, or did Jerry finally put wax/parchment paper on the windows? I'm way behind in the 2nd quarter. 200
OLD CRIED PANTS @captainfartpants.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I love to see the Patriots suffer!static.klipy.comPOV: Patriots Fans Reaction to a LossALT: POV: Patriots Fans Reaction to a Loss 010
Reposted by OLD CRIED PANTSLow Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I never would have guessed. 81404
Reposted by OLD CRIED PANTSCollege Football Stephen @shgrove.bsky.social · 20/09/2026This early slate of games is one of the Worst Deals We’ve Ever Had 161
Reposted by OLD CRIED PANTSLow Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Awesome. 1526528
OLD CRIED PANTS @captainfartpants.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Are we thinking the crowd at this LSU - Ole Miss game have about a 60% positive rate for owning pointy white "hats" at home? 110
OLD CRIED PANTS @captainfartpants.bsky.social · 20/09/2026More like SMU NO-nies. More like SM-Pew Mooostangs... I mean.... exactly 010
OLD CRIED PANTS @captainfartpants.bsky.social · 19/09/2026If you're listening to something on a Bluetooth headset or ear buds, then put them away, sports day app launches automatically. That's some cheap devious shit that's right in keeping with pussy boy Cat 010
OLD CRIED PANTS @captainfartpants.bsky.social · 19/09/2026@shannme.bsky.social any plans to party your ass off today? 100
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Reposted by OLD CRIED PANTS𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 18/09/2026I’d like to take this opportunity to remind everyone that Ted Bundy was a Republican. 50831136
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OLD CRIED PANTS @captainfartpants.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I worked in broadcast media ages ago, and when a local file ppt wasn't changing slides with tons of crappy transitions fast enough, the lady that made the deck asked if I could "speed up the internet". 000
Reposted by OLD CRIED PANTSSpicy Zupe Gawd @samthesoupgod.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Nothing any of you say will make me care about Reacher 371
OLD CRIED PANTS @captainfartpants.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I seriously tried to gaslight 40 people on one of my calls I ran today that tomorrow was Friday. 000
OLD CRIED PANTS @captainfartpants.bsky.social · 16/09/2026There is no limit on horse shit this week, and there's still 2 days to get in on the deal. Hit me up if you need 5 more meetings today. 000
Reposted by OLD CRIED PANTSThe Onion @theonion.com · 16/09/2026Congress Passes $430,000/Hour Minimum Wage For Billionaires To learn more about America's gaping wealth gap, head to youtube.com/politizane. 161044179
Reposted by OLD CRIED PANTSLow Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 16/09/2026That's how they do it? 914621
Reposted by OLD CRIED PANTSThe Onion @theonion.com · 16/09/2026Drive Through Rich Neighborhood Exposes Dad’s Shortcomings As Provider theonion.com/drive-through-rich-nei… 13131382
Reposted by OLD CRIED PANTS𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 14/09/2026Nothing says “America First” like having Moscow sponsor the open bar. 735120404485
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OLD CRIED PANTS @captainfartpants.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Behind on the stream- can't imagine what new original character coming at 8:40 spot!static.klipy.comMarques Brownlee: I'm Very CuriousALT: Marques Brownlee: I'm Very Curious 120
OLD CRIED PANTS @captainfartpants.bsky.social · 14/09/2026@suge-white.bsky.social Happy Birthday to you! Hope you slap it up real good.static.klipy.comWildcraft Dancing KangarooALT: Wildcraft Dancing Kangaroo 120
OLD CRIED PANTS @captainfartpants.bsky.social · 14/09/2026When the cowboys cut the Navajo Warrior, they incurred the curse of the creator. 000
OLD CRIED PANTS @captainfartpants.bsky.social · 13/09/2026WOW, WE ARE HERE! YoutubeTV has attractive costs for Sunday ticket. Small print says that you will pay for Sunday ticket forever... like... forever. This is the most unscrupulous bait I've ever seen. 000
OLD CRIED PANTS @captainfartpants.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Oh no! The Jim Nantz mandated sad story bit for all games has spilled into other cbs games with death or malady announcements! Funeral director Jim is ever present! 000
OLD CRIED PANTS @captainfartpants.bsky.social · 13/09/2026CBS went to commercial break, came back for one play, another commercial break, then score on next play back and another break. This is why going to a game is terrible-1/3 or more of the time is non-play. 000
