OLD CRIED PANTS @captainfartpants.bsky.social · 2hIt makes me chuckle worth junior saying "Oklahoma- Texas" to get the cheap "my team named first" thing. He talked about the history of it always being held in Texas, so it's Texas-OU if you consider who the home team is... Both fan bases can be extremely annoying. 010
OLD CRIED PANTS @captainfartpants.bsky.social · 4hstatic.klipy.comDancing Happy DanceALT: Dancing Happy Dance 010
OLD CRIED PANTS @captainfartpants.bsky.social · 4h"The Dude's a Marvel guy" Didn't know I'd be posting that today around 6:30am 120
OLD CRIED PANTS @captainfartpants.bsky.social · 13hYou fly delta and see if you're not driven to do some shit like this... 020
Reposted by OLD CRIED PANTSLow Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 21hThat blows my mind. 111189
OLD CRIED PANTS @captainfartpants.bsky.social · 07/10/2026You'd be lucky to bury the pet rats your neighbor feeds in there. Put your back into it! (Also, your image has been flagged for pool brag) 030
OLD CRIED PANTS @captainfartpants.bsky.social · 07/10/2026static.klipy.comPogo Platform FailALT: Pogo Platform Fail 030
OLD CRIED PANTS @captainfartpants.bsky.social · 07/10/2026static.klipy.comBlack Horse Rearing UpALT: Black Horse Rearing Up 030
Reposted by OLD CRIED PANTSThe Onion @theonion.com · 07/10/2026Thighs On Fucking Fire 12 Seconds Into Flirty Lap Dance theonion.com/thighs-on-fucking-fire… 491262
OLD CRIED PANTS @captainfartpants.bsky.social · 07/10/2026static.klipy.comAbby Normal Scene from Young FrankensteinALT: Abby Normal Scene from Young Frankenstein 010
Reposted by OLD CRIED PANTSLow Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Wow, that's so interesting. 1411711
OLD CRIED PANTS @captainfartpants.bsky.social · 07/10/2026You know I'm against listeners and flags! 010
OLD CRIED PANTS @captainfartpants.bsky.social · 07/10/2026static.klipy.comTom's Sleepy to Wide-Eyed SurpriseALT: Tom's Sleepy to Wide-Eyed Surprise 000
OLD CRIED PANTS @captainfartpants.bsky.social · 07/10/2026static.klipy.comDonald Trump on "Eating Dogs and Cats"ALT: Donald Trump on "Eating Dogs and Cats" 000
OLD CRIED PANTS @captainfartpants.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Finally, someone with the guts to post funny stuff about London! 020
OLD CRIED PANTS @captainfartpants.bsky.social · 06/10/2026@sportssturm.bsky.social can you please skeet out the link here for the drop your 👖 go fund me? 000
Reposted by OLD CRIED PANTSLow Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Wow, it must be ancient. 141808
Reposted by OLD CRIED PANTSLow Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 06/10/2026That's so interesting. 2423219
OLD CRIED PANTS @captainfartpants.bsky.social · 06/10/2026static.klipy.comMonster Jam Monster EnergyALT: Monster Jam Monster Energy 000
OLD CRIED PANTS @captainfartpants.bsky.social · 06/10/2026He was sliding last year big time and doing dumb shit like GameDay appearances 000
OLD CRIED PANTS @captainfartpants.bsky.social · 06/10/2026"Ma'am, this is Wendy's Customer Service" 120
OLD CRIED PANTS @captainfartpants.bsky.social · 06/10/2026static.klipy.comCartoon Men Burning MoneyALT: Cartoon Men Burning Money 110
OLD CRIED PANTS @captainfartpants.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I thought we were just laughing at that dude's hair 000
OLD CRIED PANTS @captainfartpants.bsky.social · 05/10/2026That's a solid dog, probably an Expedition Max shopper/driver. 110
OLD CRIED PANTS @captainfartpants.bsky.social · 05/10/2026static.klipy.comBa Dum Tss Drum Roll JokeALT: Ba Dum Tss Drum Roll Joke 050
OLD CRIED PANTS @captainfartpants.bsky.social · 05/10/2026We were being nice and not telling you, Kelly. #hairyneckmole 010
OLD CRIED PANTS @captainfartpants.bsky.social · 05/10/2026They are going to sacrifice humanity to make tons of money that they can't spend when AI releases a deadly virus, shuts down the grid, poisons the water, and launches nukes. Total and profound intellectual baseliners. 010
OLD CRIED PANTS @captainfartpants.bsky.social · 05/10/2026It's fun to see them again in your poop. 000
OLD CRIED PANTS @captainfartpants.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Their deals are off the chain! Prices so low, it'll give you paws! 040
OLD CRIED PANTS @captainfartpants.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I did a lot of thinking yesterday, and when I was disappointed that they won, I realized that somewhere I broke cowboys bad. My only goal now is to see Jerry suffer. As recently as 4 or 5 years ago, a cowboys loss would put me in a foul mood. It's been a bizarre turn of events. 100
Reposted by OLD CRIED PANTSLow Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Very impressive. 191414