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Sir O.D. Bastard, OBE @captainannoying.bsky.social · 2h

wonder if Billy Napier has noticed his current team is getting more AP votes than his previous one

Sir O.D. Bastard, OBE @captainannoying.bsky.social · 8h

i mean, based on how bammers reacted to the 2021 title game, any bama victory would’ve been illegitimate anyway because our top two RBs were out

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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 17h

ladies, if lane kiffin tries to hit on you, tell him that lsu hasn’t won at kentucky in your lifetime because i assume you’re under 24

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Sir O.D. Bastard, OBE @captainannoying.bsky.social · 9h

me waking up to all the bama fans pissing and moaning about the refs stealing the game

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Sir O.D. Bastard, OBE @captainannoying.bsky.social · 18h

as someone who was in the stadium the last time the dawgs beat bama in tuscaloosa, may i be so bold as to say: go dawgs

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Sir O.D. Bastard, OBE @captainannoying.bsky.social · 20h

me four hours ago: I’m really going to try to watch my alcohol intake tonight. I don’t need to keep a constant bourbon drip going the ENTIRE game. I can be responsible me right now:

bugs bunny “lord forgive me but it’s time to go back to tha old me” meme

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Sir O.D. Bastard, OBE @captainannoying.bsky.social · 20h

i’ve been saying this for a long time: we as a species have too many ribs

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Sir O.D. Bastard, OBE @captainannoying.bsky.social · 21h

you’re Messing With Texas and I’m here for it

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Sir O.D. Bastard, OBE @captainannoying.bsky.social · 21h

Blanton’s neat over here, go dawgs

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Sir O.D. Bastard, OBE @captainannoying.bsky.social · 21h

he perpetually sounds like he just smoked every last cigarette in the Circle K

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Sir O.D. Bastard, OBE @captainannoying.bsky.social · 21h

if i were oklahoma’s kicker i’d come out for my next kick in a crimson and cream speedo, who the fuck is gonna stop me

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Sir O.D. Bastard, OBE @captainannoying.bsky.social · 21h

we have a surrender cobra AND a nose pick in the same crowd shot at UT/Okie, ten out of ten no notes

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Sir O.D. Bastard, OBE @captainannoying.bsky.social · 22h

☆。★。☆。★ 。☆ 。☆。☆ ★。＼｜／。★ TOLEDO PULLED AN OCHO ★。／｜＼。★ 。☆。。☆ ☆。★。 ☆ ★

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Sir O.D. Bastard, OBE @captainannoying.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Danny McBride is going to be *amazing* in the biopic

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Sir O.D. Bastard, OBE @captainannoying.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

well, it’s official: i have reached Peak Middle-Aged Georgia Fan saw an interview w/Kirby Smart on ESPN and said, out loud, “dang i like that quarter-zip kirby’s got on”

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It's Going Down @igd.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

"Construction workers in #SanDiego stood up to ICE agents who tried to kidnap their co-workers on the job site...workers stopped their job, helped their co-workers get away and demanded that ICE leave." Source Stop ICE: www.instagram.com/p/DeQGKxtv4Pq/

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JacketDan’s Stunt Spooktacular @jacketdan.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

First of all, why is this clip 4 hours long? Secondly, what I think everybody is enjoying here is seeing a Dem Politician finally say “I don’t respect you as a politician or as a human being” which lands so much better than “cannot wait to get back to normal with my good friend Strom Thurmond Jr”

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Sir O.D. Bastard, OBE @captainannoying.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

perplexingly, it really damages the “AI will ruin cinema” argument when this game’s AI is cranking out one baller movie pitch after another while Hollywood can’t seem to do anything besides milk the Marvel franchise and green-light Despicable Me XIII

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Sir O.D. Bastard, OBE @captainannoying.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

dammit i really did not need to be told about this on a day when i have this much work to do

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Allison Hantschel @allisonhantschel.com · 09/10/2026

If more of them talked like that, more of them would.

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Sir O.D. Bastard, OBE @captainannoying.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I didn’t own a car with a CD player until 2011, so yeah, I have some experience with this little miracle of technology

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Sir O.D. Bastard, OBE @captainannoying.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

jon ossoff KO’d collins, then he threw him out of the ring, then he went for the folding chair

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Sir O.D. Bastard, OBE @captainannoying.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

actually, Vance 2028 could be the starting point for a truly epic season of The Rehearsal. Nathan Fielder remaining stonefaced as Vance, sweat pouring down his face, tries desperately not to sound like an LLM created by the heritage foundation

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Sir O.D. Bastard, OBE @captainannoying.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

cannot wait for 2028 when the republicans have to pretend that JD Vance has charisma or a sense of humor. that’s going to be cringe comedy on a level Nathan Fielder couldn’t even dream of

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Sir O.D. Bastard, OBE @captainannoying.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

apparently now we’re just using the word socialism to describe anything we don’t like “when UGA has to play Bama in Tuscaloosa for the 3rd time in 6 years, even though they’ve only played in athens once? and the dawgs have to face yet another supremely gifted dual-threat tide qb? THAT’S SOCIALISM”

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Sir O.D. Bastard, OBE @captainannoying.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I have thought this every time one of those Ossoff ads comes on. What’s to stop someone from cutting ads with AI images of, say, Rick Jackson leering at preteen boys? then fading to black with only the words “RICK JACKSON…PENIS TOUCHER???” left on the screen?

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Sir O.D. Bastard, OBE @captainannoying.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

i haven’t encountered that degree of oblivious denial since i looked in the mirror as a college freshman and said “yeah, i can totally pull off this kangol cap”

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Sir O.D. Bastard, OBE @captainannoying.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

it’s just the most obvious own-goal this side of ken paxton taking down missing posters

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Sir O.D. Bastard, OBE @captainannoying.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

i really need an investigation into that. i have to know why he always looks like he hasn’t completely grown out of his teen goth phase

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Sir O.D. Bastard, OBE @captainannoying.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

just saw a *third* version of the “omg jon ossoff wears makeup” attack ad and booooyyy, georgia republicans, that is one seriously busted-ass basket to be putting all your eggs in

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Sir O.D. Bastard, OBE @captainannoying.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

the sense of entitlement among people like alito is off the charts. they don’t just want to deprive you of your rights, they want to be shielded from any criticism for doing so. otherwise you’re infringing on their “religious liberty”

lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com

Fox News's Book of Martyrs, Sam Alito edition - Lawyers, Guns & Money

How do you say chutzpah in ecclesiastical Latin anyway? Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito, the devout Catholic conservative who has long warned of animus against religion in America, says in a new bo...

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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 04/09/2026

this shit isnt sustainable

google currency conversion interface edited to show a rising value of gas to ass, currently at 1 gallon per 56 minutes

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Sir O.D. Bastard, OBE @captainannoying.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

in addition to “not having people feel safe when they go to the gas store,” Rick Jackson accused Keisha Lance Bottoms of hooking a relative up with a “cushy job at the airplane station”

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Sir O.D. Bastard, OBE @captainannoying.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

wow i had no idea that “facing no criticism whatsoever for holding anti-gay beliefs” was a right enshrined in the constitution

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onion person @junlper.beer · 06/10/2026

one of the deepest sicknesses in the world are the people who feel personally attacked over other people getting the same rights as them

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Sir O.D. Bastard, OBE @captainannoying.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Lane Killin’ Steve Sarkophagus Kirk Fearentz Dan Skullen Shane Screamer

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Sir O.D. Bastard, OBE @captainannoying.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

one of the low-key most stressful things about being in a relationship is surveying your partner's assortment of hand creams and moisturizers and thinking "is this some $80-a-tube shit I have no business touching, or is it acceptable for use on troglodytes like me"

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Sir O.D. Bastard, OBE @captainannoying.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

more and more people are saying: falcons

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Steve Mullis @stevemullis.net · 05/10/2026

[car dealership waiting room] Me: [chanting] knobs, knobs- Other car buyers: knobs, KNOBS Car salesman: [pounding desk] KNOBS, KNOBS, KNOBS!

forbes.com

Knobs Returning To Some Automakers’ Vehicles, To The Relief Of Many

Auto companies are listening to the complaints of consumers, who want their knobs and buttons back.

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Sir O.D. Bastard, OBE @captainannoying.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

atlas shrugged is one of those things no one ever claims to like except as a way of making a political statement, and that statement is “i hate both poor people and books”

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Sir O.D. Bastard, OBE @captainannoying.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

other than books i was assigned to read in school, I’ve only ever noped out on two novels in mid-read, and atlas shrugged is half of them. the prose would have to go through several top-flight editors to even qualify as “turgid”

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Sir O.D. Bastard, OBE @captainannoying.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

there was this anti-smoking PSA in the early/mid-80s with a tagline something like “if smoking did to your outside what it does to your inside,” and it showed this woman’s skin turning black and tarry, and i still get chills thinking about it

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Sir O.D. Bastard, OBE @captainannoying.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

athan kaliakmanis is the rutgers way of saying “NFL Sunday”

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Sir O.D. Bastard, OBE @captainannoying.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

why does this guy look like they took a regular university president and rolled him in flour

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Sir O.D. Bastard, OBE @captainannoying.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

summers also got fired as georgia southern’s head coach midway through the 2017 season some people just dig getting fired in the middle of stuff i guess

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