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Graham Stark @graham.loadingreadyrun.com · 15h
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The Magic “you opened a God Pack” template but referencing the Moonbase Alpha TTS meme video: “AEIOU AWIOU JOHN MADDEN”
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Niku ✨ @nikukurin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Kevin Avery: Ace Attorney #coyotevsacme #aceattorney #nikuart
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Nintendo Wire @nintendowire.com · 06/10/2026
The official Sonic the Hedgehog Discord server has already been locked down after a single day. buff.ly/hQgVpCM
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captain-invictus.bsky.social @captain-invictus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
let's fucking go, unionize the one thing making hasbro any money
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rj @rj.dcellgames.com · 06/10/2026
if i'm understanding things right the automod is basically just banning anyone who posts anything at random now. it is named John Sega and it's also in an unofficial sonic discord that has a gay amy rose pride icon
johnsega1960Roles: SEGA Staff
2 mutual servers, one of which is gay amy rose
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: on the set of the Jerry Springer show, a man sits in a chair. Jerry signals off-stage and says, “we have with us: your ancestor who crawled out of the ocean 375 million years ago!” Panel 2: the live studio audience is booing. Panel 3: security attempts to break up a fight between the man on stage, and his ancestor, a tiktaalik.
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is Huckleberry, an animal ambassador at the Nashville Zoo. Huckleberry is a Javan ferret-badger (Melogale orientalis) & I think he is amazing, but you need to meet the rest of the ferret-badger crew (babies incoming 😃). Let's learn about ferret-badgers!
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nematode @nematodeneedles.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
YOU LOST MY LEVELS?!
Cartoon drawing of Mario in Super Mario Bros. The Lost Levels but it's Mr. Dink in the "YOU BROKE MY GRILL?!" scene from Doug
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captain-invictus.bsky.social @captain-invictus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
cool. hope he dies.
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captain-invictus.bsky.social @captain-invictus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
huh, I thought that it was abhorrent mismanagement by the "higher up" of the group and unfair work split. guess I'm misremembering.
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captain-invictus.bsky.social @captain-invictus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
with pat playing earthbound recently it just makes me imagine this guy was sprite overlaid in a bush and came out of fuckin' nowhere to give pat the red swirl back attack encounter. just a very "aw FUCK GOD DAMN IT NOT THIS SHIT AGAIN" moment
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captain-invictus.bsky.social @captain-invictus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
recently joined in a conversation on here countering someone's incorrect statement, and then upon clicking their profile I discovered I was trying to argue with with someone who draws My Little Pony porn. it's a wild world out there
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Elizabeth DeLoria II: THE GHOST DIMENSION @yourdadloves.me · 03/10/2026
A two panel meme of the Simpsons. The top panel has kirk van houten gesturing to a race care bed. The text reads "im an AI guy. How many local models do YOU run?" The bottom panel is homer with a pope hat photoshopped onto his head. The bottom text reads "I run the catholic church."
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Dr Hannah M. Rowland @hannahmrowland.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hope your day was better than Darwin’s, on this day 165 years ago
I am very poorly today & very stupid & hate everybody &everything.

Charles Darwin
Letter to Charles Lyell
1st October 1861
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Confident in my ability to properly tennis, I take the court. I smile at my opponent. Serena does not return the gesture. She'd be prettier if she did, I think. She serves. The ball passes cleanly through my skull, killing me instantly

@YouGov
One in eight men (12%) say they could win a point in a game of tennis against 23 time grand slam winner Serena Williams
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Tolarian Community College @tolariancommunitycollege.com · 27/09/2026
I have been informed this is currently the top post in the "hololive" subreddit. Now all I need to do is figure out what that is and I will be able to connect better with the youth culture!
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𝐟𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐠 @ruleo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
hell yeah found my old GitSe edit
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Matt @stokosa.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Be kind to spiders...
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Izzybnart @izzybnart.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
#deltarune animation hooray 🌟
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i love this video so much i whipped up an english subtitled version real quick so everyone can appreciate it
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Lasagnaless @lasagnaless.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Yes. He started drawing the manga/web comic as a form of rehabilitation after the stroke.
Postscript from Dara-san volume 1:

Thank you very much for checking out my comic.

When I first started to publish "Reiwa no Dara-san" on the internet, I had no idea that it would end up in volume-form.

A few years ago, I actually had a stroke that paralyzed the right half of my body, and I wasn't sure if I'd ever be able to draw manga again. Even though my right hand still doesn't work as well as I'd like, I'm still encouraged by the fact that I was able to publish Dara-san after my injury, and that it was well-received.

I would really appreciate it if you would follow this manga, which Features mostly girls and is like a melting pot of my fetishes, all the way to the end.

Tomotsuka Haruomi
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Joe Wintergreen @joewintergreen.com · 25/09/2026
poor fucker
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🦀 YORA 🦀 @yoracrab.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
world’s most Xtreme idols
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captain-invictus.bsky.social @captain-invictus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
very cool and informative thread, but this little guy running along just makes me think of the Cloverfield monster
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Bart⚓️ @bartgonnissen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Facial Expressions of Tethys by artist Julius von Bismarck. A suspended high-sea buoy that moves in real time. Sensors on a twin buoy out in the Atlantic Ocean send live satellite data to motors inside the museum. This makes the indoor buoy copy the exact, real-time movements of the ocean waves.
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captain-invictus.bsky.social @captain-invictus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
oh, you draw my little pony porn, yeah I could see how you would consider it a terrible place full of mean people since they would obliterate you on sight
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captain-invictus.bsky.social @captain-invictus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
explain how it's "worse now". I have trans friends who are very happy they found it because it has a sizeable trans community. it's one of the last bastions of decent online conversations and information, and not marred by constant AI encroachment(which is bannable).
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captain-invictus.bsky.social @captain-invictus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
goon being hired thugs(often depicted in the way of a big meathead dockworker etc) is way more interesting than yet another term for jerking off/someone who jerks off too much. also SA is an excellent forum nowadays that manages to be one of the best communities on this blighted modern internet.
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captain-invictus.bsky.social @captain-invictus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"lineage" in this case being "people who were banned from the something awful forums for being psychopathic stalkers/pedophiles who then went and made their own websites where they couldn't be told what to do"
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doc @drbodacious.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
my biggest contribution to the internet at large was created today 5 years ago. happy birthday, image of ralsei smoking weed #deltarune
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The Price of Reason @priceofreason.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
OKAY FINE YOU CAN HAVE A CHURU
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philb @phillipbankss.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
weird route
Noelle hunched over Kris yelling at them: "WATCH WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I CAST A SPELL I DONT KNOW" berdly is in the background Noelle shooting lightning out of her fingertips as she yellsok uh... berdly is transformed into that thing daffy turned into in the cartoon Duck Amuck. I guess if you've never seen that it doesn't make sense. Kris stares in disbelief. berdly says "...I dont feel so good guys..."
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: Genghis khan is sitting in a throne room. His advisor enters with a fruity drink in hand. The advisor proclaims, “Genghis Khan! I bring a gift from a faraway land!” Panel 2: he continues, “a ‘strawberry margarita.’” Genghis takes a delicate yet generous sip. Panel 3: Genghis and his advisor exchange smiles. Genghis says, “yeeooo that’s fire”
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TekknoNerd - Commissions open @tekknonerd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Voyager, walking on those tiny legs.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a man is standing in front of an older gentleman walking his dog in the park. The man, making a friendly gesture towards the little white dog, asks, “does he bite?” The older man replies, “no.” Panel 2: the little dog grabs the first man’s hand with his paw and gives the back of his hand a sensual smooch. Panel 3: the man pulls his hand back in disgust.
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Charlemagne Grove @charlemagnegrove.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Calvin Lin @calvinloveinternet.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The best part of being an artist is that you can just draw whatever dumb idea comes to your head at 1am
A scene parodying the Neon Genesis Evangelion scene of Asuka and her Eva unit getting pierced by the spear of longinus. In this scene, Linguini and Remy from Pixar's Ratatouille take the place of the EVA unit and Asuka respectively. Linguinis eye is pierced by a fork version of the spear and Remy is depicted in an inset where he is grabbing his eye and screaming like the anime. There are anime subtitles at the bottom that say "AHHHHHHHHH!"
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Woolie VS The Algorithm @wooliewoolz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I WILL HAVE NO PART IN THE CURSED WHITE WOMAN DIAMOND
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Phoenician Thnkr @phoenecianthnkr.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
TRANSMANIAN DEVIL LMAOOO
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Carmine the Sergal 🏳️‍⚧️ @carminethesergal.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
you made me think of this comic by 27andahalfpancakes
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Gherkin 🥒 @thelastgherkin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Three panel comic using stock images of die-cast metal Transformers toys.  Panel 1: Bumblebee's head and shoulders, shot from a low, heroic angle.  "I'm on the way, Optimus!"  Panel 2: Optimus Prime, almost looking over his shoulder.  "Will you be long?" Panel 3: Bumblebee full body.  His torso is an entire roof of a Volkswagen Beetle with arms and legs hanging off, making him look significantly disproportionate.  A speech bubble simply reads "Yes"
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Bizabizow / Ty @bizabizow.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
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hcnone | WISHLIST Endless Monday In Progress @hcnone.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Cirno Day
Cirno Touhou Project holding a letter of resignation and remarking that "truly, there has never been a better time to quit my job to enter the lucrative field of game development."
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I Me Mine-lo @hawgle.bird.gay · 08/09/2026
idk why people are ripping on the new style i think it looks great
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: an underwater submersible opens a latch and drops a red, pill-shaped crappy Bluetooth speaker. A scientist narrates, “we built a Bluetooth speaker to withstand 2000 meters.” Panel 2: the scientist, speaking directly to the camera, continues: “the squids responded really well to Nelly.” Panel 3: on the dark depths of the ocean floor, a group of squids are dancing enthusiastically around the sunken Bluetooth speaker. A couple of them are getting kinda nasty with it to be perfectly honest
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 25/06/2025
Ice cream truck funerals apparently produce the most horror movie ass sound you can hear in real life
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BIG JIM PEPPER @papihustle.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I almost lost consciousness laughing at this
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lro70.bsky.social @lro70.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
one of my first interactions….
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DitzyFlama @ditzyflama.com · 03/09/2026
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