Reposted by capntasticzach @belimoth.com · 06/10/2026it's sad but there are only 12 jobs for boys 121
capntastic @capntastic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026A few episodes into Succession, on the order of my Friends(?) Nothing to report at this time. But I am capable of watching Television. 010
capntastic @capntastic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I am constrained by a four dimensional chain link fence. Can you hear it? 110
capntastic @capntastic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Perhaps different types of B vitamins will make the world habitable for a few more months 000
Reposted by capntasticNurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Never Bring an Iced Coffee to the Judgment of Anubis 15010
Reposted by capntasticSantana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 22/09/2026OK, but that guy was right. Silence does serve as the foundation of creativity 0182
Reposted by capntasticlaura “Skeleton Dragon” cavegift @cavegift.bsky.social · 20/09/2026succulent elf-meat that falls right off the ear cartilage 3547
capntastic @capntastic.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Not loving me and my posts is a sign of toxic aliteracy 120
capntastic @capntastic.bsky.social · 15/09/2026All things have attenuated. All symbols have blurred. Whatever meaning you find here is yours alone! 020
capntastic @capntastic.bsky.social · 12/09/2026The plates are all shattered but we have to believe they are still spinning 000
capntastic @capntastic.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I haven't formed any 9/11 memories yet since it hasn't really stopped 111
capntastic @capntastic.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Grilled Cheese and Beer at Rogue Creamery; @slime-golem.biz style 140
Reposted by capntasticSantana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 13/10/2025forgot VOTOMS has a wannabe Steely Dan ass outro 44114
capntastic @capntastic.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Baby Yoda is so old there's a something awful frontpage article about him 110
Reposted by capntasticcapntastic @capntastic.bsky.social · 10/05/2025Me and 99 perfect sorcerors can and will remake this world 1205
Reposted by capntasticcapntastic @capntastic.bsky.social · 22/03/2026When in power I will ensure everyone has a one-size-too-large waffle knit sweatshirt to Lounge Comfortably in. 1437
Reposted by capntasticIan Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 01/09/2026The quotable Tarn Adams: "It just reminds me of like a fucking Dead Kennedys song or something."pcgamer.comDwarf Fortress' creator says the industry's in shambles over AI and layoff-happy CEOs: 'Everyone I know, their bosses are slowly getting psychosis'"They're trying to have a CEO press a button that makes a game." 161611457
Reposted by capntasticMy Name is Grant @mynameisgrant.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Oh no! I missed it! Happy belated 3rd anniversary of Eschatology and Genesis 0218
capntastic @capntastic.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I'm on social media less and less, but let's not hurtle to a fake idea like I'm being productive or healthier with my time 050
Reposted by capntasticGoblins and Gardens @goblinsandgardens.bsky.social · 23/08/2026After 9 years of playing Caves of Qud I’ve decided to finally write about it goblinsandgardens.com/blog/the-eve...goblinsandgardens.comThe Ever Ending Story — Goblins & GardensYesterday, I was crushed by the weight of a thousand suns. 27213
Reposted by capntasticSpiteful Matt @realmfresh.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Person who has seen 100 movies: The best movie ever made is Citizen Kane Person who has seen 1000 movies: The best movie ever made is 8 1/2 Person who has seen 10,000 movies: The best movie ever made is Crank 2: High Voltage 1024453752
capntastic @capntastic.bsky.social · 20/08/2026My Pirates! experience is using a printed out map to navigage, taking hotseat turns with a friend, and taking enough risks to turn it into a roguelike 040
Reposted by capntasticniina pollari @niina.bsky.social · 17/08/2026For @tomsnarsky.bsky.social 's #smallpoemsunday this gem from Mark Leidner's new book Elegy for Pangaea 14915
capntastic @capntastic.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Basic sitcom assortment of characters and plotlines but with the addition of someone known only as The Therapist who sits in the background of every scene with a notepad they occasionally scribble on; and once an episode they ask a character "how does that make you feel" 020
Reposted by capntasticDevolver Digital @devolverdigital.com · 08/08/2026Look Outside by @frankiepixel.bsky.social crossed 500,000 units sold! Delight in the terror for yourself while it's 40% off for a limited time! 🪟 👀 8424169
Reposted by capntasticRanged Touch @rangedtouch.bsky.social · 07/08/2026whoaaaa we did a shelved by genre bonus episode "halfway through tolkien" q&a session!!! michael did not make a video promo because he got food poisoning but if this gets one hundred reposts he will post a picture of the bloody eye he got from throwing up so much www.patreon.com/rangedtouch/...patreon.comShelved By Genre BONUSODE: Lord of the Year Halfway Q+A | Ranged TouchShelved By Genre BONUSODE: Lord of the Year Halfway Q+A by Ranged Touch on Patreon. Join Ranged Touch's community for exclusive content and updates. 8119104
Reposted by capntasticSantana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 03/01/2025zig zagging between the mangrove trees at breakneck speed in my grav-sled. " bleep bloop. according to my calculations, the sex apes will overtake us in mere moments." not now, onahole bot. I"ve got an idea. there, chart a course for that fucked up weird little canyon 2828
Reposted by capntasticKitfox Games 🦊 @kitfoxgames.com · 05/08/2026Wizards AND teeth?? New Dwarf Fortress art for the upcoming Myth & Magic update by @loreydoor.bsky.social 🧙♂️🦷 25119
capntastic @capntastic.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Wire brush and vinegar will hopefully restore this bar. 130
capntastic @capntastic.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Facts about me: impervious to snakes and bees, knowledge of ice cream truck and snowcone operations, understands that to exert force is immoral 030
Reposted by capntasticConan Quotes⚔️ @conanquotes.bsky.social · 29/07/2026I'm afraid and I'm shy. 13114
capntastic @capntastic.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Sending infinite love in all directions is a waste. Focus it like a laser, aim it like Cupid. 020
Reposted by capntasticrj @rj.dcellgames.com · 28/07/2026hey! i directed the video for NO EULOGIES, a song i helped write with @jamies.page and @vastonik.bsky.social and @postergirlxoxo.bsky.social. this video doesn't exist without @pixelhavokk.dcellgames.com who edited the vast majority of it on a rig that hated him and also did the pipeline organizationyoutube.comNO EULOGIES / JAMIE PAIGE + UNBEATABLEYouTube video by Jamie Paige / JamieP 732585
capntastic @capntastic.bsky.social · 27/07/2026RIP Dr Talos you would have loved Virtual Insanity (1996) 000
capntastic @capntastic.bsky.social · 26/07/2026I've been saying this for years. The framing story matters. 030
capntastic @capntastic.bsky.social · 26/07/2026There is a specific video of a terrible live Yngwie Malmsteen performance that I can't find. 010
Reposted by capntasticConan Quotes⚔️ @conanquotes.bsky.social · 20/07/2026To crush your enemies, see them driven before you...and to hear the lamentation of their women. 14210
Reposted by capntasticSasha's Retrobytes 🏳️⚧️ @sharkabytes.bsky.social · 18/05/2026Give a Thrill to Your Old Doom: Adult DOOM. (1994) 471509302
