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capntastic @capntastic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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capntastic @capntastic.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Grilled Cheese and Beer at Rogue Creamery; @slime-golem.biz style
Brother Thelonius Beer and a Grilled Cheese sandwich on a blue bench
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capntastic @capntastic.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Bless the little internet fiefdoms
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capntastic @capntastic.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Richard garriot, looking devious in front of flames
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capntastic @capntastic.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Bar, mostly de-rusted
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capntastic @capntastic.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Wire brush and vinegar will hopefully restore this bar.
Heavily rusted weightlifting bar
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capntastic @capntastic.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Friend got a multiplayer Silksong mod working
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capntastic @capntastic.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Went to ask the mud daubers for advice.
Abandoned structure overtaken by mud dauber nests.  The birds wheel in the sky on approach to their homes.
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capntastic @capntastic.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Met this friend today, by the river
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capntastic @capntastic.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
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capntastic @capntastic.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
The diner gave me two buttermilk biscuits
Frodo is on the TV.  In the foreground, two massive biscuits
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capntastic @capntastic.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Feeling like the protagonist of Koyaanisqatsi (1982)
Shuttle debris burning and falling back to earth.
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capntastic @capntastic.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
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capntastic @capntastic.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
About six hours into playing a new map in Workers & Resources: Soviet Republic and I am finally laying gravel for the roads.
Empty levelled field with dirt paths laid out.  A few scattered heaps of gravel in the foreground suggest gravel roads being made.
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capntastic @capntastic.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Reheating brown rice, warming smoked trout with a spoonful of chili crisp up top.
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capntastic @capntastic.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Screenshot of Married with Children.  Al Bundy destroys his computer; morally correct even in 1989 when they ran them off of lantern oil.
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capntastic @capntastic.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
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capntastic @capntastic.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
DON'T BUY QUEEN OR KING SHEETS
4/7/26. We found that new queen or king size sheets have a toxin in them, even if you wash them. We would recommend smaller beds and smaller sheets.
I am told that the thugs don't want couples sleeping together, so they are damaging sheets of large beds.
I am also told someone is trying to correct the problem.
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capntastic @capntastic.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
BIG AZ -> ??? -> NuCaloric
Big Az cheeseburger in wrapper
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capntastic @capntastic.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
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capntastic @capntastic.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
A LOVE MESSAGE FROM ANGELS - THE FAKE
IRAN WAR?
4/3/26. We love everyone and we wish everyone the best. However, we have heard angel reports that there is no war in Iran and that Iran's military is in very good condition.
We have heard that Mr. Trump is lying, but the mass media is controlled, so he gets away with it. We would appreciate any information regarding this situation.
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capntastic @capntastic.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
What a dope
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capntastic @capntastic.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
When in power I will ensure everyone has a one-size-too-large waffle knit sweatshirt to Lounge Comfortably in.
Neo from the matrix waking up in the real world in their disgusting threadbare garments.
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capntastic @capntastic.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
STAY AWAY FROM POPPI
3/11/26. There is a newer kind of soda pop called
Poppi. It is mostly overpriced sugar water with a little apple cider vinegar and prebiotics, which is just some vegetable fiber. Poppi is advertised as a healthier soda pop, but in our view it is mainly an overpriced, and very poor quality product.
THE COFFEE SHIELDS
3/11/26. Today we became aware of a new stage of coffee accumulation in the body. When one introduces enough coffee into the body, at a certain point the coffee forms unusual shields around the body.
This is very exciting because the coffee shields are already protecting our souls and creatures, assisting healing, and may have other beneficial effects. We updated the article about the coffee stages to include this new stage. For details, read The Stages Of Coffee Accumulation.
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capntastic @capntastic.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
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capntastic @capntastic.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
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capntastic @capntastic.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
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capntastic @capntastic.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
EAT A LOT
2/28/26. The development program requires eating plenty of food. A mistake some people make is not to eat enough. Please eat three or four MEALS each
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capntastic @capntastic.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
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capntastic @capntastic.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
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capntastic @capntastic.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Sun outside, water outside, and so on.
Aerial shot of some scattered trees and ponds, centered on three geeseGround shot of wetlandsTurtles chilling on a log in a stream
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capntastic @capntastic.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Powerful spot
Aerial shot of a cluster of white trees in shaggy grass alongside a path
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capntastic @capntastic.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Remnants
Three rain soaked amazon dash buttons; Hefty, Ziploc, and Bounty
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capntastic @capntastic.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
RIGHT-LEFT SPIN
2/11/26. One of the most important issues in life is whether an object, person, or place spins to the right or to the left. I am told that spinning to the right is correct. Spinning to the left is abnormal.
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capntastic @capntastic.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
EARTH JOURNEY CONTINUES

2/8/26. This brief message is to report that the journey of our planet continues at this time. There are plenty of problems because the thugs, crap, rogues or satans don't want it. However, at this time it continues. We may write more later.
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capntastic @capntastic.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Yeah sorry, chaotic times and all
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capntastic @capntastic.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
"WARNING - STAY AWAY FROM HERBS
1/17/26. Today most ALL herbs are toxic. This includes so-called "food herbs". It does not matter what the manufacturer or grower says or claims. In the past we wrote that some herbs are ok, but we will update that article.
We are not sure all the reasons for herb problems.
However, herbs are not safe to use today. Be very careful about this. We find that vitamin, mineral and bee products are much cleaner and much safer than almost all herbs."
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capntastic @capntastic.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Not in mine
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capntastic @capntastic.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
On 2/22/2022 we caught notable rabies victim, Satan, and tied him up with a rope.
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capntastic @capntastic.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
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capntastic @capntastic.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
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capntastic @capntastic.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
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capntastic @capntastic.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Have you SEEN Peter Phoenix before and after he promotes??
Fuzzy chicken looking guyColorful tropical bird guy
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capntastic @capntastic.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
It's one of the best
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capntastic @capntastic.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
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capntastic @capntastic.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
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capntastic @capntastic.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
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capntastic @capntastic.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
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capntastic @capntastic.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
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capntastic @capntastic.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Thanks for the tip. Girlfriend and I are ruining our lives!
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