capntastic @capntastic.bsky.social · 09/10/2026They'll be leaving the next morning saying "one of him! One of him!" 110
capntastic @capntastic.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I could not distill my essence into an artifact like Sly did. 010
capntastic @capntastic.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I did a tight five based around this fucking pen once 110
Reposted by capntasticzach @belimoth.com · 06/10/2026it's sad but there are only 12 jobs for boys 121
capntastic @capntastic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026A few episodes into Succession, on the order of my Friends(?) Nothing to report at this time. But I am capable of watching Television. 010
capntastic @capntastic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Chances a Useful Intelligence will be allowed to Help People? There's no profit in that, is there? 100
capntastic @capntastic.bsky.social · 01/10/2026[takes pool cue down from wall] Not my problem, pal. [cracks knuckles] You're not a burden, and you never will be! 120
capntastic @capntastic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I don't want to ruin friendships. I might welcome the bullet. 011
capntastic @capntastic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I am constrained by a four dimensional chain link fence. Can you hear it? 110
capntastic @capntastic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Perhaps different types of B vitamins will make the world habitable for a few more months 000
Reposted by capntasticNurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Never Bring an Iced Coffee to the Judgment of Anubis 15010
capntastic @capntastic.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Hell yeah for BotNS and Fort Bragg Cartel!! I'm sure the other two are great but I am not familiar 010
Reposted by capntasticSantana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 22/09/2026OK, but that guy was right. Silence does serve as the foundation of creativity 0182
Reposted by capntasticlaura “Skeleton Dragon” cavegift @cavegift.bsky.social · 20/09/2026succulent elf-meat that falls right off the ear cartilage 3547
capntastic @capntastic.bsky.social · 19/09/2026The Onion Headline about Marilyn Manson going door to door to shock people is close, but Sam doesn't get personal enjoyment from anything 010
capntastic @capntastic.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Not loving me and my posts is a sign of toxic aliteracy 120
capntastic @capntastic.bsky.social · 18/09/2026What an odd response to the deserved pushback you got on making rules carveouts to allow hate speech against certain people provided it meets your Toxicity criteria. You need to find another job. 0350
capntastic @capntastic.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Well, anti-trans hate speech is the main rules carveout they are worming towards 150
capntastic @capntastic.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Look at all this handwringing to allow trans hate on this website 183717
capntastic @capntastic.bsky.social · 16/09/2026The highest reward an honourable poster can strive for 010
capntastic @capntastic.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Their slogan is specifically about how to handle that scenario 110
capntastic @capntastic.bsky.social · 15/09/2026All things have attenuated. All symbols have blurred. Whatever meaning you find here is yours alone! 020
capntastic @capntastic.bsky.social · 13/09/2026He views being blocked as an unprovoked wound and thinks other people are sickeningly emotional 170
capntastic @capntastic.bsky.social · 12/09/2026The plates are all shattered but we have to believe they are still spinning 000
