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CAP'N @capncook.nl · 14h
youtu.be/pZwvrxVavnQ?...
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Tea and Consent
YouTube video by Thames Valley Police
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Physgal ⚛️ @physgal.bsky.social · 22h
Just needs alt-text:
How to avoid sexual assault! A QUICK AND EASY GUIDE* 

sexual violence centre cork 

1 DON'T PUT DRUGS IN PEOPLE'S DRINKS 

4 WHEN YOU SEE A WOMAN WALKING BY HERSELF, LEAVE HER ALONE. 

3 WHEN YOU COME ACROSS SOMEONE WHO IS DRUNK OR ASLEEP, THE BEST THING TO DO IS NOT RAPE THEM. 

6 CARRY A WHISTLE. IF YOU THINK YOU MIGHT RAPE SOMEONE, BLOW THE WHISTLE UNTIL SOMEONE COMES TO STOP YOU.

2 USE THE BUDDY SYSTEM! IF YOU CAN'T STOP YOURSELF FROM SEXUALLY ASSAULTING SOMEONE, ASK A TRUSTED FRIEND TO ACCOMPANY YOU AT ALL TIMES TO STOP YOU. 

5 IF YOU ARE IN A LIFT AND SOMEONE STEPS IN, REMEMBER NOT TO SEXUALLY ASSAULT THEM.

*for perpetrators.
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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 23h
Time for this classic again.
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CAP'N @capncook.nl · 14h
Jack Smith: I had a thing with Hawk Lady on the side, okay? Does that make me a dirtbag?
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Hawk Girl from Justice League Smiling
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CAP'N @capncook.nl · 14h
Jack Smith: I was watching a 40th anniversary showing of Ladyhawke Love that Matthew Broderick!
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Ladyhawk - Navarre with hawk
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CAP'N @capncook.nl · 14h
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Hawkward - Shocked Hawk Meme
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Ragnarok Lobster @eclecticbrotha1.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Schmitt: "Did you attend a Hawks game on February 3rd?" Smith: "That is incorrect. I was in Hollywood attending a dinner gathering at the home of actor Ethan Hawke." Schmitt: "AHA! WE GOT YOU!"
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CAP'N @capncook.nl · 14h
I first read this as anti-bicycle It is not that
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CAP'N @capncook.nl · 14h
If you train a model on the internet... You get all of the internet...
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CAP'N @capncook.nl · 14h
@garyseconomics.bsky.social Tax wealth not work
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Roblee14 @vegasdude83.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Lets be honest anyone who calls themselves a Christian nationalist should be ineligible for federal office because their beliefs make it impossible to hold an oath to the Constitution which not only calls for freedom of religion but keeping religion & government separate
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Stealthgirl 🫘 @stealthgirl21.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Once again, political cartoonists tell the truth by keeping things simple.
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Ambabheg @ambabheg.bsky.social · 20h
Architexture - Hallsgrimskikja, Reykjavik, Iceland #weeklychallengeSM
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Progressive News Service @prognews.bsky.social · 23h
Federal appeals court rules in favor of motorist searched after fabricated traffic stop. “The officers... claimed Rosales had ‘failed to signal’ his turn. ....dashcam video showed... [the] Mustang’s left-turn signal was blinking as [he] waited at the intersection." reason.com/2026/09/28/t...
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The 5th Circuit rejects qualified immunity for cops who searched a driver after a bogus traffic stop
Dashcam footage contradicted the officers' claim that the driver failed to signal before they questioned him about drugs and searched him.
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CAP'N @capncook.nl · 14h
Flooding the zone with corporate cash, heaps of hypocrites, and loyal-to-one losers Revoke Citizens United! Should incumbents always win? Of course not Are Super PACs good for this country and it's people? Of course not
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Team Talarico @teamtalaricohq.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ken Paxton: The only thing that really saves us is that the Supreme Court came along and allowed Super PACs. Otherwise... I would be sitting here and never have a chance...
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CAP'N @capncook.nl · 14h
@winmc01.bsky.social Well done, sir @artlust.bsky.social Would love to see you walk us through this peach
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CAP'N @capncook.nl · 15h
This is a great photo
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CAP'N @capncook.nl · 15h
A plausible hypothesis
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's inconceivable to me how someone who lost in a free & fair election can incite an angry mob to attack his own government, (the very definition of treason) & be allowed to run for any office ever again.
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TheValuesVoter @thevaluesvoter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
(Imagining the possible follow-up question) “ON NOVEMBER 12TH 2023, YOU WERE IN ATLANTA CONSPIRING WITH FANI WILLIS AND SAYING OUR COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF HAD NO DEFENSE! I HAVE PROOF, DIRTBAG!! YOU TEXTED ‘GET ‘EM, HAWKS!!’” Smith: “I was in Seattle. The Seahawks were beating the Commanders.”
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 30/09/2026
100% should follow him around for the rest of what’s left of his political career. His 2028 VP hopes were dashed in two minutes and I love that for him.
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Kaitlin Kal Lee @kaitlinkallee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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CAP'N @capncook.nl · 15h
"...the two yutes..."
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Khashoggi's Ghost @urocklive1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Marisa Tomei: I'm Positive
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I literally don’t know a single woman who hasn’t been raped, stalked, groped, harassed, or sexually violated in some way at some point in their life. If you choose to doubt and dox survivors, just know every woman in your life is disgusted by you.
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CAP'N @capncook.nl · 15h
Mike Smith Cartoon : 092926 smith cartoon GOP/Dems - Las Vegas Sun News lasvegassun.com/photos/2026/...
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Mike Smith Cartoon
092926 smith cartoon GOP/Dems
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CAP'N @capncook.nl · 15h
A nightmare for him, sure
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CAP'N @capncook.nl · 15h
Every accusation, a confession It's always projection Loyalty from others is the only thing he cares about, and he will turn on you in a heartbeat
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 23h
Here's footage of Jack Smith at the Iowa vs. Maryland game on February 3rd, 2024 btw
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Yaroslava @strategywoman.bsky.social · 18h
Morning in Kyiv. A drone attack has been going on. From time to time, I hear our air defence. I ground coffee beans, warcoffee is brewing. During the night, there were also missiles. Damage in the city, casualties, and I’m waiting for my coffee to brew.
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CAP'N @capncook.nl · 29/09/2026
Every accusation, a confession It's always projection
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Sahil Kapur @sahilkapur.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A phenomenal moment in the Senate. Eric Schmitt, R-Mo., claims he has evidence Jack Smith went to a HAWKS game in Atlanta. Smith denies it. Schmitt declares he has busted Jack Smith for perjury. Smith, vexed, says he went to HAWKEYES game in Maryland. WATCH IN FULL, UNINTERRUPTED
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Sahil Kapur @sahilkapur.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Klobuchar: “For a US senator to have false information and imply, based on a confusion about the name of a team … and imply that you were in another city, that you were somehow involved that day in what was happening in Georgia, and then call you a dirtbag, is something that deserves an apology.”
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CAP'N @capncook.nl · 29/09/2026
Preach
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/09/2026
Jack Smith: "History teaches that the rule of law is rarely destroyed all at once. It's often weakened by attacks on the institutions and the public servants sworn to uphold it. Since January 2025, we have witnessed precisely such an effort."
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
MAGA gets STUNNED on Monday Night Football! The Chicago Bears had a mariachi band play the national anthem before tonight's Monday Night Football game against the Eagles, and the MAGA cult is melting down.
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 29/09/2026
Before you trust the polls, remember: pollsters find the same six people who still answer unknown numbers.
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Brett Karlan @oldjerryfodor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Since I became a professor, the only movies I can sit through are dumb, loud action movies. Everything else I can't get through. Depressed ruminations about the human condition? Buddy, that's my day job! Now, Sandra Bullock keeping a bus going above 50mph so it doesn't explode? I'm interested..
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I don't give a damn if the media is calling a landslide. Get your ass to the polls anyway! Complacency is how we lose. Drop the comfort, lock in, and vote like democracy depends on it—because it does!
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CAP'N @capncook.nl · 29/09/2026
The criticism is that I stabbed him 60 times, well guess what? I only stabbed him once
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We've all heard how corrupt Ken Paxton is. But he is also incredibly stupid if he thinks this "well, he served 60 whole days" excuse for releasing Adam Hoffman, who sexually abused a boy over a three-year period starting when he was 8.
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CAP'N @capncook.nl · 29/09/2026
Every accusation, a confession It's always projection
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Joe Walsh @walshfreedom.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Wait. Which country is he talking about?
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CAP'N @capncook.nl · 29/09/2026
Wife playing Natalie: "Your wife doesn't deserve you‼️" 😭
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paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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CAP'N @capncook.nl · 29/09/2026
Every accusation, a confession It's always projection
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is absolutely correct, but I worry that "truth and reconciliation" will sound too foreign to Americans who have long been allergic to truth and/or reconciliation. I'd just say "we're finally going to hold people who broke the law and violated the Constitution accountable for their crimes"
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Bill @bill-of-lefts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
texans, you are going to see this clip once a week and twice on sundays until the election
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Jasmine @feistybunnygirl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Remember when they kicked an entire girl’s softball team out of the championship game because a player posted a private Snapchat where she was flipping off the camera? It’s funny how they never worry about ruining girl’s futures.
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