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Capn Borscht

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Capn Borscht @capnborscht.bsky.social · 9h
Deleting it's economy overnight to own the libs? Yeah probably
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Capn Borscht @capnborscht.bsky.social · 12h
Anytime any of these people say this shit I just need a single fucking journalist to ask "so you'll vote against Trump?" Because not only will they won't, they can't even say that out loud
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 16h
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"This day is profoundly painful for so many New Yorkers. It marks three years since the horrific war crimes of October 7. On that day, Hamas killed more than 1,100 Israelis and abducted 251 others. We grieve alongside our many friends and neighbors who still carry that unthinkable loss.
 
The suffering did not begin nor end that day. It instead continued through the Israeli government’s devastating, ongoing genocide in Gaza, in which it has killed more than 74,000 Palestinians—including more than 21,000 children. Even since the so-called ceasefire, more than 1,400 Palestinians have been killed. That suffering has intensified with every Israeli bomb dropped on ambulances waiting outside hospitals, every drone strike targeting a residential building or journalist, and every shipment of food aid turned away at a border crossing. Many New Yorkers are reckoning with this unbearable grief, and we mourn alongside them – all while knowing that our tax dollars fund these war crimes.
 
Three years later, we must refuse to accept a world in which occupation and apartheid continue, where war crimes are met with impunity, and our federal government continues its complicity with every arms shipment.
 
To honor the dead, we must fight for a world in which every person can live with freedom, safety, and dignity."
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Capn Borscht @capnborscht.bsky.social · 14h
His hat senses are tingling
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Capn Borscht @capnborscht.bsky.social · 14h
Not to be serious on a goof but I've been thinking a lot about how an old engineering professor of mine was more concerned about a central asian biohazard leak more than like, any other apocalypse
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Pete Fraser @petefrasermusic.bsky.social · 21h
This is incredibly important. I feel deeply that curbing sexual violence will come from raising social expectations of men, not from ‘educating’ them. I fear this is an unpopular view, because people are afraid to face up to the scale of the issue.
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Capn Borscht @capnborscht.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Not to give this cretin any benefit but like, come on guys is it not possible that, because he literally said 1 dollar for a stick of butter and a pack of 4 sticks costs 4 bucks, that maybe he's not wrong It isn't his fault Laura Ingraham has below the cognitive ability of a raccoon
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Capn Borscht @capnborscht.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Something that I think explains this is, they're one of the few brands with well known TV advertising Dude just has terminal TV brain
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Joe Perticone @cheetah.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Surefire sign a president is in denial about voter sentiment on the economy: He starts wearing Jos. A Bank.
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Capn Borscht @capnborscht.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A sagoin, or marmoset
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Capn Borscht @capnborscht.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I think what's more insane than this is that California will have no response. They won't do anything
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Micah @rincewind.run · 06/10/2026
“we can fantasize about raping people on livestream but if anyone thinks anything bad should happen to us as a result we will try to get them fired” sums up the state of right wing “intellectualism” pretty well
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Capn Borscht @capnborscht.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
People on the internet will tell you the centrists are trying to sabotage Abdul and then the centrists will literally send Barack Obama
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Capn Borscht @capnborscht.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
These dumbasses have said this shit for 20 years
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Capn Borscht @capnborscht.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Do Try The Grass, Should It Take Your Fancy - Such Sweetness Should Be Shared
An Ox from BG3 saying the aforementioned quote in the post
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Capn Borscht @capnborscht.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sorry to literally do Woke 1 but we really gotta get people to shut the fuck up about the "old testament" Not to mention people were famously killed in horrible ways for being witches
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Capn Borscht @capnborscht.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I Was A Lifelong Democrat. Then There Was A Year Of Sharp Inflation
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Capn Borscht @capnborscht.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I think that's kind of the implication of "bad vote". You look like you Literally Hate America if you vote against, betray and piss off the base if you vote for
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Capn Borscht @capnborscht.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Genuinely couldn't fathom this one the other day bsky.app/profile/ever...
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Capn Borscht @capnborscht.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It really is weird to see jornalists, a profession that has seen a linear decline in employment for most of my life and is rapidly nearing the bottom of the graph, telling other people to suck it up and get a "real" job
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Capn Borscht @capnborscht.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The "I'm your new step father" really does send me
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Capn Borscht @capnborscht.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Kids be on their damn PHONE 🙄
A kid, on his phone. I have literally no idea how these phones worked. They're ostensibly wireless, is it a radio? Is it like a walkie talkie to a switchboard? No idea
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Capn Borscht @capnborscht.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If it isn't a judge shooting up your synagogue it doesn't count
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Capn Borscht @capnborscht.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That 2% is upset that Abdul isn't actually an antisemite
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His Bark Materials🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🌌 @oneiriccanid.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Capn Borscht @capnborscht.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Dudes rock
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 29/09/2026
The Talmud teaches that anyone who sustains one soul, has sustained an entire world. For generations, Jewish New Yorkers have sustained our city. Today, we are launching the first-ever municipal Strategy to Combat Antisemitism.
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Capn Borscht @capnborscht.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Bro fr screaming PUSH YOUR FINGERS THROUGH THE WET
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Capn Borscht @capnborscht.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Legitimately insane
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 29/09/2026
oh man, I just tried it and america.gov really does get REAL weird when you tell it to “play Minecraft”
america.gov
America.gov
Find answers from official government sources and clear next steps for the services you need with America.gov.
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I want a Batman story in which Bruce Wayne invents video games, ultimately providing a low-cost home entertainment option that helps significantly reduce street crime from the mid-1990s onward.
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BearhAHHH!!t @fussybabybit.ch · 28/09/2026
You catch that big video essay last night?
coworkers deviously luring you over to the water cooler
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Capn Borscht @capnborscht.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
[Guy whose entire political project revolves around Americans being the dumbest mfers alive] "I'm betting on Americans not being the dumbest mfers alive"
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Capn Borscht @capnborscht.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They make new baby leftists every day, it's a rite of passage
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Capn Borscht @capnborscht.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
His New Tone!
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Capn Borscht @capnborscht.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It really is crazy that a moderate in Kentucky will say this no problem but you have to have ten consultant meetings before uttering a non statement in a state like California
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Capn Borscht @capnborscht.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yes please let's piss off rural Texas more excellent idea good sir genius stuff
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Capn Borscht @capnborscht.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I really miss a behind-the-steering-wheel gear shift
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Super Shoe @shoe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Capn Borscht @capnborscht.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ok the new geographical region everyone has to learn now is Latgale
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Capn Borscht @capnborscht.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Guys I just don't listen to the radio ok
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Most riveting thing I've seen all week
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Capn Borscht @capnborscht.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Electricity is a large component
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Capn Borscht @capnborscht.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I don't think you're ever going to put anyone in any kind of 'camp'
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Capn Borscht @capnborscht.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oh my God how did I leave out Secret Weapons Over Normandy Jak and Daxter 1/2/3 Ratchet and Clank 2/3/4 SW Battlefront 2 Mayb CoD 2 or Big Red One
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Capn Borscht @capnborscht.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I felt compelled to only do one from a franchise because I easily could've included CnC Tiberian Sun CnC Renegade (wasn't even an option!) CnC Generals Civ 4 Dead Space 2 Silent Hill 4 Resident Evil 8
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Capn Borscht @capnborscht.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck it we ball I hate excluding so many from this my9games.com/s/1584544d41...
Red Alert 2
Empire Earth
Civ 5
Dead Space
Silent Hill 3
EU4
Stellaris
Anno 1800
Resident Evil 2 Remake
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
People get sweaty over her and I will never understand that shit. She looks like a Pez dispenser with Ann Coulters haircut
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Capn Borscht @capnborscht.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
They'll say this and vote for him anyway. There's no timeline where he gets like 10% or less
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