iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Trump <pointing a gun at his own dick>: “The hole in my penis is very useful, it makes complete sense to add many more!”

000

Reposted by Caped Jackass

Zack Filipovich for MN Auditor @zackformn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

“And because 75% of certified public accountants or CPAs are of retirement age and will be retiring over the next few years that story [no one to fill important local finance roles] is going to be accelerated and repeated even more.” ZackforMN.com #minnesota #localmatters #vote #election2026

084

Reposted by Caped Jackass

Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

ME: a rib cage is made out of ribs, right WIFE: yes ME: so then what’s wrong with my bird cage

314232

Reposted by Caped Jackass

Ben Raderstorf @raders.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

This poll from Cook is bonkers. A *huge* plurality of voters (43% overall, 61% of Ds) want Dems to focus on changing the political system overall vs. just opposing (21%, 36% of Ds) or working with Trump (35%, 3% of Ds).

23779191

Caped Jackass @capedja.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Surprised that no restaurants have put slices of meatloaf on the menu (or some other cheap way to serve/stretch meat) and called them Trump Steaks while apologizing for raising prices.

000

Caped Jackass @capedja.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Fucking Bulldogs Involuntarily

000

Reposted by Caped Jackass

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 15/09/2026

I said it at the time (and before!), but I truly believe that American voters electing Donald Trump for a second term in 2024 was the dumbest and most self-harming choice made by an electorate in the history of humanity

901134862279

Reposted by Caped Jackass

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 13/09/2026

HOLY SHIT - Tapper plays Johnson footage of GOP candidate Brandon Herrera describing moms as "cum trophies," mentions he called Nazi machine guns "the original ghetto blasters," & asks Johnson how he can support him. Mike says "he has run a very effective campaign ... that was his persona online"

98062112199

Reposted by Caped Jackass

Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

attacking your country on foreign territory

491574308

Caped Jackass @capedja.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

“What we are missing as a nation is shared* grief after a national tragedy previously thought unfathomable. *muslims don’t count”

021

Reposted by Caped Jackass

Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

the rest of the media wont accurately portray this. we will. Trump is now openly trying to bribe voters www.dailykos.com/stories/2026...

dailykos.com

Trump is now openly trying to bribe voters

How much would your vote cost?

1012452

Caped Jackass @capedja.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Why can’t they do that now?

000

Reposted by Caped Jackass

Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 10/09/2026

Skynet did not become self-aware. Skynet said "you are absolutely right" and executed the prompt verbatim.

516429

Caped Jackass @capedja.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Luckily the President and GOP know to keep their attention on the sanctity of girls’ sports as opposed to the escalating trade war they started for no reason or the the conventional war they started for no reason.

020

Caped Jackass @capedja.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Zero chance Trump is told about this so no one has to explain to him that shooting a world leader’s jet down is a bad idea.

001

Caped Jackass @capedja.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

How many different ways do you think ChatGPT was asked about this before they decided to just lie and say 0.02%?

000

Caped Jackass @capedja.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Ohio basically just scored 8 points on Nebraska via two fumbleruskie players. That hurts.

000

Caped Jackass @capedja.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Wonder what the per player NIL$ comparison is for the Nebraska vs Ohio game is.

000

Caped Jackass @capedja.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Streaming in FUBO is a BIG delay. Getting notifications of things and then having to wait twenty seconds until they happen on the screen. That sucks.

010

Reposted by Caped Jackass

Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 05/09/2026

Women and children must die so men can get a hard on is a Trump administration policy.

A screenshot of a post on X (formerly Twitter) by user Eric Katz (@EricM_Katz), which quotes a post by Paige W. Cunningham (@pw_cunningham).
The post text reads:
"👀 In canceling the maternal and infant mortality grants, HHS said those issues were no longer a priority for the office and grants would instead focus on 'low sperm count, low testosterone levels and erectile dysfunction.' 👇"
The quoted post by Paige W. Cunningham reads:
"Scoop: HHS's Office of Minority Health has cancelled 16 grants, several focused on maternal/infant health, telling grantees it's pivoting to a focus on the root causes of infertility and promoting exercise. with @EricM_Katz notus.org/health-science..."
At the bottom, the post metadata indicates it was posted at 3:05 PM on Sep 4, 2026, and has 133K views.

592603829

Reposted by Caped Jackass

Dom White @domw.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Not sure it's widely appreciated that one of the accounting counterparts to this is that the renewed rise in inflation in the first half of the year is entirely attributable to profit margins.

44924

Caped Jackass @capedja.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Honestly, this isn’t a waste of money at all. Trump forgets who he is and where he is 7 or 8 times a day when waking up from naps. These “reminders” save a lot of time.

010

Caped Jackass @capedja.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Is this the deep state stealing another election for Biden?

000

Caped Jackass @capedja.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

MAGA the Hutt and his sidekick.

Jabba the Hutt an his sidekick creature thing.

000

Caped Jackass @capedja.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

“BuT hEr EmAiLs!?” Part 2 Journalists focusing on shit like this while <waves hands wildly all around> happens is just fucking insane.

010

Caped Jackass @capedja.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Welp, after a little googling I am assuming that the next total lunar eclipse being on Dec. 31st, 2028 will culminate in many a cults/dooms dayers scamming the shit out of vulnerable/stupid people.

020

Reposted by Caped Jackass

David Brauer @dbrauer.net · 27/08/2026

I would much rather have Mary Moriarty or Cedrick Frazier make this charging decision than Anders Folk.

311121

Reposted by Caped Jackass

ArchPundit @archpundit.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

One, this is nothing more than nullification. States may only deny extradition if they determine the identity is incorrect. Two, when they try to come for doctors who perform abortions or send abortion inducing drugs, the new answer is bite me.

182

Reposted by Caped Jackass

Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

🤣🤣🤣🤣 So the president is instituting a mini-purge of the Secret Service over his food cart escape in Ankara www.nytimes.com/2026/08/26/u...

1938672

Caped Jackass @capedja.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I cannot wait for Trump to be asked about this.

000

Caped Jackass @capedja.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

If no one knows where the secret beef is, how can Trump promise that it is being sold 25% under the current market? Good luck with your screw worm and E. coli burgers everyone!

000

Caped Jackass @capedja.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

A white, older, Democratic Congressman in a safe seat needs to put on a shitty combover wig, paint himself orange, strap an 8” box to his ass, and just have a regular day of standing like a centaur around the press responding to questions with “Why is this look newsworthy only when I do it?”

010

Caped Jackass @capedja.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

We are going to invade Canada, Trump’s approval will only tick down to 30%, the stock market will be up by week two, Kalshi will have individual bets based on if each soldier lives, and the New York Times will have a headline like “Trump embraces transparacy” when he posts upcoming troop movements.

000

Caped Jackass @capedja.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

If the New York Times is consistent, that means if want a topic to be covered your way, you can go to their office and yell at them while they work. The next day they will print your message first and then downplay your harassment of them.

010

Reposted by Caped Jackass

Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

The people defending women by *checks notes* protesting and confronting women at work

1560198

Caped Jackass @capedja.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

make a band bigger: Lonely Archipelago

010

Caped Jackass @capedja.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

From Hitchhiker’s Guide to Dungeon Crawler Carl, so much distopian fiction has the earth ending because aliens decided our fate with humanity never having a chance. Current events show it is much more likely that leaders like Jeffries would probably negotiate the same outcome.

010

Caped Jackass @capedja.bsky.social · 23/08/2026