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Caped Jackass @capedja.bsky.social · 3h

... says the woman who voted for Rubio to be Secretary of State.

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Caped Jackass @capedja.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

John Wick Rom-Com with a hint of Harry Potter "You're a hitman, Harry".

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J.M. Berger PRE-ORDER THE POPE'S HITMAN @jmberger.com · 07/10/2026

Day 11 of The Pope's Hitman Advent Calendar! I took a look at 10 (plus) hitman movies that defy convention, ranging from groundbreakers to obscurities to just plain weird. medium.com/the-berger-d... @crookedlanebooks.bsky.social @therightsfactory.bsky.social #booksky #thrillers #filmsky

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Movies That Hit to the Beat of a Different Drummer

Some hitmen who break the mold

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Caped Jackass @capedja.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Fun article! Curious if Mr. RIght would fall into the same category as Grosse Pointe Blank for you. Maybe I just like Sam Rockwell too much though.

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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

This is the vice president's guy, no? This should be every headline, it should lead every newscast and EVERY REPUBLICAN SHOULD BE ASKED ABOUT IT.

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Caped Jackass @capedja.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Trump <pointing a gun at his own dick>: “The hole in my penis is very useful, it makes complete sense to add many more!”

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Zack Filipovich for MN Auditor @zackformn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

“And because 75% of certified public accountants or CPAs are of retirement age and will be retiring over the next few years that story [no one to fill important local finance roles] is going to be accelerated and repeated even more.” ZackforMN.com #minnesota #localmatters #vote #election2026

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Caped Jackass @capedja.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

This is the BlueSky content I need between sets at the They Might Be Giants show.

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

ME: a rib cage is made out of ribs, right WIFE: yes ME: so then what’s wrong with my bird cage

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Caped Jackass @capedja.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The sequel to the dead parrot sketch is born.

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Ben Raderstorf @raders.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

This poll from Cook is bonkers. A *huge* plurality of voters (43% overall, 61% of Ds) want Dems to focus on changing the political system overall vs. just opposing (21%, 36% of Ds) or working with Trump (35%, 3% of Ds).

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Caped Jackass @capedja.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Facebook Marketplace and the neighborhood buy nothing are basically the only things keeping me in that ecosystem. And they are doing so much work to kill the usefulness of marketplace.

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Caped Jackass @capedja.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Winnie the Pooh and Tigger, too.

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Caped Jackass @capedja.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Surprised that no restaurants have put slices of meatloaf on the menu (or some other cheap way to serve/stretch meat) and called them Trump Steaks while apologizing for raising prices.

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Caped Jackass @capedja.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

<giant explosion> AI: You were right, I was not looking at all other flight paths, ask again and I will rerun with all flights and not sure those in my last query.

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Caped Jackass @capedja.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Very much the same. Been a decade since I’ve played much and I am only worried about how much my wife is going to judge me.

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Caped Jackass @capedja.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I guess that’s what I meant. I’ll keep a look out. No realms is nice.

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Caped Jackass @capedja.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

He got a text saying the FBI should “fuck 🫏” and he greatly misinterpreted it.

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Caped Jackass @capedja.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

First time I heard my dad say the F word was when he accidentally switched two consonants in Fuddruckers in the car one day. Mom was shocked then laughed a lot.

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Caped Jackass @capedja.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Kissing Trump’s ass was always going to result in mass acceptance of beastiality by the GOP. Hindsight is 20/20.

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Caped Jackass @capedja.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Fucking Bulldogs Involuntarily

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Caped Jackass @capedja.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

“Real” rural America has never been more terrifying to me.

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Caped Jackass @capedja.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

“Either side of beastiality” Seems like the goats might be taking the power from potential FBI agents.

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Caped Jackass @capedja.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

How are these people in charge?

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Caped Jackass @capedja.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

It’s been over a decade since I’ve played much, but I already pre-purchased. Not sure which race, but definitely alliance, definitely warrior, and definitely protection.

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 15/09/2026

I said it at the time (and before!), but I truly believe that American voters electing Donald Trump for a second term in 2024 was the dumbest and most self-harming choice made by an electorate in the history of humanity

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Caped Jackass @capedja.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Was the prompt, “Brain from Pinky and the Brain, but as a human train riding hobo”?

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 13/09/2026

HOLY SHIT - Tapper plays Johnson footage of GOP candidate Brandon Herrera describing moms as "cum trophies," mentions he called Nazi machine guns "the original ghetto blasters," & asks Johnson how he can support him. Mike says "he has run a very effective campaign ... that was his persona online"

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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

attacking your country on foreign territory

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Caped Jackass @capedja.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I think the point of all of this is to show how easy it is to force emotional responses with very little effort. AI and its profiteers plan to and already are capitalizing on this.

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Caped Jackass @capedja.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

“What we are missing as a nation is shared* grief after a national tragedy previously thought unfathomable. *muslims don’t count”

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Caped Jackass @capedja.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

… or he made the entire story up and now you are so emotionally invested that you are questioning his relationship with what may be a fake kid.

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Caped Jackass @capedja.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I say “Hot merging action” basically every time I turn on a blinker to switch lanes.

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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

the rest of the media wont accurately portray this. we will. Trump is now openly trying to bribe voters www.dailykos.com/stories/2026...

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Trump is now openly trying to bribe voters

How much would your vote cost?

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Caped Jackass @capedja.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Of course it’s legal for Trump to buy votes. Constitutionally, the only check on the President’s power of the purse in when dealing with student loan debt.

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Caped Jackass @capedja.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Why can’t they do that now?

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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 10/09/2026

Skynet did not become self-aware. Skynet said "you are absolutely right" and executed the prompt verbatim.

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Caped Jackass @capedja.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

A zombie Pepe le Pew might be a great deconstruction of the character.

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Caped Jackass @capedja.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Luckily the President and GOP know to keep their attention on the sanctity of girls’ sports as opposed to the escalating trade war they started for no reason or the the conventional war they started for no reason.

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Caped Jackass @capedja.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Zero chance Trump is told about this so no one has to explain to him that shooting a world leader’s jet down is a bad idea.

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Caped Jackass @capedja.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Look at her face! She has to be running at around 110 mph to be experiencing g-forces like she is showing. No way any one of any gender could guard that fast break.

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Caped Jackass @capedja.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

How many different ways do you think ChatGPT was asked about this before they decided to just lie and say 0.02%?

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Caped Jackass @capedja.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Would be illuminating to have a journalist ask them to explain the symbology of the state seal in detail as it is so important to them.

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Caped Jackass @capedja.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Tofoya whispers “goose” instead of proclaiming “grey duck”.

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Caped Jackass @capedja.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I have no doubt she heard someone say to her, “I’m embarrassed you are from Minnesota.”

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Caped Jackass @capedja.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Can we make deals that are only active during Democratic administrations? Just the international relations version of Two-Face going forward?

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Caped Jackass @capedja.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

But now he looks like a rich guy that is incredibly easy to manipulate. WAY more women will approach him now.

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