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Astaroth | Strawberry System 😈

@capedastaroth.bsky.social
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Forged in the flames of Hell Opinions are mine alone and probably not even endorsed by the rest of Strawberry If you're under 18 then fuck off

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Astaroth | Strawberry System 😈 @capedastaroth.bsky.social · 22h
these people really are the most fragile people in existence and it's pathetic. if all it takes is a single satanic prayer to "curse" everyone, your god is weak and pitiful. props to galloway for doing the right thing
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Sasha's Retrobytes 🏳️‍⚧️ @sharkabytes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Me to fan artwork of hot characters in games and franchises I don't play
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✖️ƬIΛ➕ @silentzound.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Lucifer found a new weapon 📻🍎 #HazbinHotel
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Bobby Schroeder @ponett.dog · 30/09/2026
it's so fucked up that it's canon that samus's parents were killed by the purple space dragon who pogos around on his tail like an asshole
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Neato Tito @neatotito.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Illustration of a man firing a rifle at two bears attacking him

Man - Me
Further away bear - self doubt
Closer bear- This one is just a real bear
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Astaroth | Strawberry System 😈 @capedastaroth.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
they have sex
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jake-o’-lantern 🎃 @baronduki.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
NEW PENGUIN JUST DROPPED!! 🚨🗣️
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Morgan Lea @morglea.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Little disappointed in ANN's headline here. Tsuda's point was still made, and Japan has now made it very clear that actor's voices do, in fact, belong to them. www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
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AI tool that copied actor’s ‘lustrous’ voice violated his rights, Tokyo court rules
Kenjiro Tsuda wins case against TikTok account in landmark Japanese verdict to protect publicity rights
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Three panel comic. An upset young woman sits at an outdoor cafe table. She says earnestly to her boyfriend, “it’s like you don’t even listen to me anymore…” Panel 2: Her boyfriend, sitting across from her at the table, is making a strained, distracted expression. He says, “babe, I’m sorry— I just—“ Panel 3: he continues, “there is something so insane behind you right now. Behind his annoyed-looking girlfriend, there is a monkey in sunglasses and a backwards cap sitting side-saddle on a parked motorbike.
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Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
sigma: x, you're never gonna believe this mega man x: you have a new big huge body that looks like complete shit? sigma: i have a new big huge body that looks like complete shit
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juli-aaahh!!! (that's me yellin) @bonesnotncluded.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
now that it's october, treat yourself to a clip of dracula mugging a guy for his wallet so he can buy himself a burger.
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Lolo De Puzlo! @lolodepuzlo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Saw a game I thought looked neat but then it saw it had one of the worst excuses for the use of AI I've ever goddamn seen. Like. What???????
AI Generated Content Disclosure

The developers describe how their game uses AI Generated Content like this:

In-game AI character Ms. Second is using AI generated voice. Using humans voices for AI character would be cultural appropriation.
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"what about me" look if i havent taken a pot shot at your house with an orbital laser or the egg carriers broadside cannons youre probably fine
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
you arent a burden. you are a human being with wants and needs. having desires does not make you selfish. unless you are sonic, in which case you are not human and everything you do sickens me.
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Lucien Greaves @luciengreaves.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Why I Decline Debates About the Existence of God luciengreaves.substack.com/p/why-i-decl...
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Why I Decline Debates About The Existence of God
Most atheists, I believe, are aware of “Russell’s Teapot.” It is an analogy that was devised by philosopher Bertrand Russell which likens arguing the existence of God to the claim that a teapot — too ...
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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ash s. @housegoblin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
or whatever it is they say
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Astaroth | Strawberry System 😈 @capedastaroth.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
do NOT insult the wizard, he distracted me with an 8 minute bass solo then stole my penis
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Astaroth | Strawberry System 😈 @capedastaroth.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"jesus is coming" so am i, he ain't special
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
you can drink whenever you want on the ARK. its in space. Its 5 o'clock everywhere.
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Lucien Greaves @luciengreaves.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
One interesting consistent, universal characteristic of all the people who claimed to be victims of Satanic Ritual Abuse that I have interviewed, read, or examined the case studies of, is that they were all very much full of shit.
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Thew @amazingthew.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
god i love videogames. have you heard about "places"? they are called locations
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Astaroth | Strawberry System 😈 @capedastaroth.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
just heard ken paxton talk for the first time and his voice gives me the impression of a wet paper napkin
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
cant get out of these pants. shadow help. you have to bring my oils shadow. my special pants oils shadow. please.
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Spindlehorse @spindlehorsetoons.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Grab your grimoires! Helluva Boss Season 3 Part 1 premieres October 14 on Prime Video 💫
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Despoina [Commissions Open] @desdarkdesigns.neocities.org · 09/09/2026
Reminder as to why you do not under any circunstances trust these companies with your data. www.bbc.com/news/article...
bbc.com
ID photos of 70,000 users may have been leaked, Discord says
The platform says hackers targeted a firm that helped to verify the ages of its users.
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Jeff Grubb @grubb.wtf · 10/09/2026
DLSS 5 is just a lighting pass and not an ai hallucin--
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
i stashed my gameboy in Grounders little chest cavity years ago and i asked him to get it for me and he's just been sitting there pulling out cartoon bullshit for 10 minutes. there was a bird cage with a live bird in there. what the fuck
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Sage isnt an AI shes my baby girl dont make me send your browser history to your grandmother
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
just watched shadow take a 15 second long hit and then he just held it. got up and walked right out afterward. maybe he is the ultimate life form
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
im seeing that the only friction between myself and the trans community is that i want to blow sonic the fuck up and some of them still seem cool with him. i don't want to look transphobic so i will compromise. instead of "blowing him the fuck up" I will "blow him the hell up"
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
so sick of being called a villain when corporations have decided a chicken sandwich should cost $2 or more
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
the whole "knock knock its Knuckles" line isnt just a fun lyric he really does that. also he punches the door clean off the hinges every time. its awesome and definitely doesn't make me want to send angel island into space
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
im just gonna put small sharp rocks everywhere. thats not even for Sonic i just want to inconvenience everyone
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
under my glasses is another pair of goggles. and under those another pair of glasses. you optometrists are never gonna take me alive
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
robotnik family reunion viewed from space just looks like a human ball pit
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
i let sage form our evil plan today and she just knocked on sonics door and hit him in the knee with a bat
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
we already know no one who works at bluesky has drip, they have to have fuckin claude dress them. dont put that on me
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
fuckin boomer,
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
when i activated the eclipse cannon i yelled "ima firin my lazer!" and shadow didnt even crack a smile. fuckin zoomer
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
that wasnt me i was participating in a strike and they got some scab
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
"i am short, fat, and proud of that" hell yes go off king
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
steering the egg carrier into the egg carrier 2 and whispering "now kiss" on contact and blowing my Ass to smithereens
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
call me a prescription medication the way im stronger, faster, longer lasting, and may cause 5-10 side effects
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
speaks to a lack of vision tbh are you here for an adrenaline rush or not
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
there you go sonic hates laws he wants to destroy our society he's going to bring down western civilization or whatever gets the most people mad at him
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
robotnik land will have 8 flags come at me
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
ive done the math. i have to hit knuckles with my subaru outback
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
im staying inside i saw what day it is. its not safe out there for a guy whos a egg
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
i wish i could be as unhinged as grandpa. "Ive made this big lizard." "oh you don't like that, well here's a hedgehog with immaculate eyeliner" what a visionary
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