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Elias

@canterbanter.bsky.social
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Former vent user CanterBanter. 😱 ✤ 23 ✤ He/It ✤ Icon by @scrabbydabby.bsky.social M/w beloved freaklover101 @irlhajime.bsky.social 💚 (You dare deny me my freak?)(You're the gay to my gay. 🫵)

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𖹭 Lena ₊˚ ✩ ₊˚ ⊹ @lenamp4.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
"use your braincells" the braincells in question:
media.tenor.com
a bunch of cartoon characters with stars on their faces and the words ichigoskurosaki tumblr on the bottom
Alt: a gif (from the movie Spirited Away) of little soot creatures, called susuwatari. they're tiny, round, black fluff balls with big eyes.
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Elias @canterbanter.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Littlest pet shop road trip.
A miniature yellow Volkswagen beetle on the ground. Through the glare on the window there is a brown and white dog littlest pet shop wearing a blue scarf in the passenger seat, in the divers seat there is a blue and white dog littlest pet shop.
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Anna🐱 @theartistac.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
My cat is obsessed with this giant cardboard box.
An orange tabby sitting in a giant cardboard box
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silly @lowkeysilly.fyi · 22/03/2026
This is me by the way, if anyone cares.
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Elias @canterbanter.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
I had a dream that went SpongeBob: Squidward, how are you doing that? Squidward: I-I dunno SpongeBob, I'm scared. And that was the whole dream.
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🛎️ @syrkvt.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
dry humping related injury
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haunted milk 🎃 @bagmilk.swifties.social · 15/02/2026
not to suck my own dick but [gargling noises]
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Elias @canterbanter.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Yooo I definitely like ghost types. I'd say they're second to fire. 🔥👻 www.quotev.com/quiz/1234335...
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One Dog’s Opinion 🐾 @onedogsopinion.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
me back on my bullshit
two kittens share a cage: an engaging orange and white kitten is effortlessly hanging from the top of the cage by its toes, looking wide-eyed directly into the camera, while another kitten (white with some orange) sits below, staring up at them with interest
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Jeff Tischauser @jtischauser.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Mr. Cat loves his box.
a fluffy cat sits in a tall narrow box
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💀🐺🌱ArtofMaquenda🍄🩸 @artofmaquenda.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Happy scream at eachother day :P
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Will 🪱 SHANE SDV ERA @eial.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
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Elias @canterbanter.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Girls kindergarten brain kicked in and now she's locked in on cleaning.
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Elias @canterbanter.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Behold- 🦞🕷️
Two small, cartoonish toys with cute eyes. On the left is a red lobster with white dots specked across it's claws and body. On the right is a light and dark brown tarantula.To the right: small red and white spotted lobster toy posed to stand on a claw and curled over a bit.
To the left: small light and dark brown tarantula posed to sit on it's hind legs and look up.
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ASH ꩜ .ᐟ @sewercentipede.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
the thought of mermen make me go 😏😏 with the long hair and feminine tails. im also gay.
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Elias @canterbanter.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
I like to smell like a whore and the ladies tell me that's a smell they adore.
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Vanyel @subservientashes.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
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Elias @canterbanter.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
List of inedible things I've eaten this week: Sawdust Grass Packing peanut Paper Pencil shavings String
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tiredsleepy 𖧧₊˚⊹🦋 @tiredsleepyzzz.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
this user is full of love and microplastics
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Elias @canterbanter.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Don't get a snail. You'll have to nourish yourself with veggies too. 🙀 /J
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Elias @canterbanter.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
I'm impatient for my weighted blanket to dry, @irlhajime.bsky.social you should be able to lay over me instead.
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Elias @canterbanter.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Haha- so silly... (SAVE ME!! PLEASE!!!)
Screenshot of a discord status. It's from Wyatt and it says "throw up in my mouth elias"
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⊹ ࣪ ˖ spooky soup ˖ ࣪ ⊹ @soupbowling.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
everyone get more gay now!!!!!!!!!!
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Elias @canterbanter.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Me: Come on, please! We can make it through this, we can make you better, you gotta hang on for me! The boots I've worn almost daily for the last 3 years and have gotten huge cracks through the soles: Please, just let me go! 😭😭🙏🙏🙏
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Elias @canterbanter.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
I know what you are. 🫵
Screenshot of a message saying "im gay too but shh keep it a secret"
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Elias @canterbanter.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
I could confidently look at two, maybe three or four members of my family and go "autism🫵" but you mean to tell me I couldn't look in the mirror and do that?
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Elias @canterbanter.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
God damn... Found some papers and they got me thinking about the shit my parents did, like that is not fr but it was and it's like some shit out of a book. An affair on the job? Political career? Stalking? Blackmail? Drugs? Attempted murder?
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Elias @canterbanter.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
@irlhajime.bsky.social 😸
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Elias @canterbanter.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
There was a trail cam in a tree facing my house specifically. Pretty freaky.
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Elias @canterbanter.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
NEW CAMERA LET'S GOOO!
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Elias @canterbanter.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Just remembered these things existed because I found one.
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Elias @canterbanter.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
This kid swore total worldly destruction on me for not playing tag anymore.
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Elias @canterbanter.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Day number idk 158? of saving kisses for Wyatt.
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Elias @canterbanter.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Taking volunteers to kick the cramps out of me.
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Elias @canterbanter.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Day number 4553 of kissing my little doggy on the head.
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haunted milk 🎃 @bagmilk.swifties.social · 21/06/2025
i hate it when people try to force eye contact LOOK AWAY
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Noz @nozdraws.art · 22/06/2025
If you're in the US and you want me to shut up about politics already, then get off your fucking ass. 5calls.org
5calls.org
5 Calls
Spend 5 minutes. Make 5 calls. Make your voice heard.
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Elias @canterbanter.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Soap... My beloved... How I'll miss you. 🧼 (Gave up eating soap.)
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Elias @canterbanter.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Me, looking at a very pretty piece of clothing: Loooook this is so pretty, I'd wear it. 🌪️: Elias, that's lingerie. Me: Is that what it is?
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Elias @canterbanter.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Badly need sitting and staring alone.
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🪱𝔼𝕟𝕠𝕔𝕙🪱 @oddoblivion.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
Doodling while inebriated
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Elias @canterbanter.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Flat tire? I'll change that right out for you bb no problem. 💪
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Mellozine @mellozine.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
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If ICE Agents Show Up At Your Door
- Don't open the door, but be calm. You have rights.
- Ask what they are there for (And ask for an interpreter if you need one).
- If they ask to enter, ask if they have a warrant SIGNED BY A JUDGE* and if so, ask to see it )through a window or slipped under the door).
-If they do NOT a have a warrant SIGNED BY A JUDGE *, you may refuse to let them in. Ask them to leave any informationat your door.
- If they force their way in, don't resist. Tell everyone in the residence to remain silent.
- If you are arrested, remain silent and do not sign anything until you speak to a laywer.

*An ICE administrative warrant (form I-200, I-205) does not allow them to enter your home without your consent.

ACLU - KNOW YOUR RIGHTS, IMMIGRATION AND CUSTOMS ENFORCEMENT
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Elias @canterbanter.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Day number 4542 of kissing my little doggy on the head.
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Elias @canterbanter.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Dude gave me a peach. I haven't had one in years. I think I see why 3 year old me liked them so much.
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Elias @canterbanter.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Good morning blubies! 🌞
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Spooky Sara (Endless Halloween🔪🩸🪦) @pashion.bsky.social · 16/06/2024
Pride, New York, June of 1990
A man out in the street holding a sign that says "That's Mr Faggot to you" pride June 1990 new york
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Elias @canterbanter.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
I just watched a fly fight for it's life against a spider half it's size, that was amazing.
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