ASH ꩜ .ᐟ @sewercentipede.bsky.social · 03/10/2026so basically bf doesnt wanna match anymore.. firstly because he didnt wanna be ginger anymore to be chucky and i was a lil sad cuz id look so cute as tiff. then we were gonna do the scooby doo thing but he got invited to a halloween party. obviously doesnt wanna wear the scooby onesie there lol 100
ASH ꩜ .ᐟ @sewercentipede.bsky.social · 02/10/2026when ur bf wants to match for halloween so he wants u to be velma and he insists on being the dog. 230
ASH ꩜ .ᐟ @sewercentipede.bsky.social · 01/10/2026hey so quick question.. why are there jeffrey dahmer apologists? 130
ASH ꩜ .ᐟ @sewercentipede.bsky.social · 30/09/2026idk how i did it but i gradually started using cetera (egge) more than bsky unfortunately . how did that happen 021
ASH ꩜ .ᐟ @sewercentipede.bsky.social · 18/08/2026my bf messaged someone on fb messenger who asked me if i was single and these are some things he said to my lover: a thread 100
ASH ꩜ .ᐟ @sewercentipede.bsky.social · 27/07/2026my dad asked me what pms meant and i told him. not he's searching it up to "make sure" as if i dont go through it every month 030
ASH ꩜ .ᐟ @sewercentipede.bsky.social · 24/07/2026thinking about when i used to get edible high every night and watch terri joe livestream on tiktok. life was terrible, but those were some good times 020
ASH ꩜ .ᐟ @sewercentipede.bsky.social · 21/07/2026first, my dad is sitting on the couch falling asleep, he is SICK, and tried to keep himself awake by putting on his lil reading glasses and looking at his phone while smoking a blunt, then he randomly texts me saying "heading out for a bit". BROTHER WHERE ARE YOU GOING UR ASS IS SICK STAY HOME ??? 120
ASH ꩜ .ᐟ @sewercentipede.bsky.social · 16/07/2026tryna sleep but i cant stop thinking about the last pack of blueberry poptarts in the cupboard 030
ASH ꩜ .ᐟ @sewercentipede.bsky.social · 13/07/2026not he's upset because i told him he couldnt come to the bathroom with me he's such a baby (': 220
ASH ꩜ .ᐟ @sewercentipede.bsky.social · 03/07/2026my right boob is bigger than my left boob and that's alright 240
ASH ꩜ .ᐟ @sewercentipede.bsky.social · 02/07/2026sometimes my dad tells me things he's asked people and im like "dad you can't be asking people that" and he goes "im curious! they don't have to answer me just because i asked!" and he's so right 110
ASH ꩜ .ᐟ @sewercentipede.bsky.social · 01/07/2026as someone who is a part of the lgbtq+ community, the only thing i hate about gay ppl is their love for taco bell. yall disgust me. 020
ASH ꩜ .ᐟ @sewercentipede.bsky.social · 28/06/2026uber be dropping me off, i be like "thank you!" then disappear into the trenches because i never give them my actual drop-off location 020
ASH ꩜ .ᐟ @sewercentipede.bsky.social · 25/06/2026it's june 25, 2026 at 8:37am and i still miss vent 030
ASH ꩜ .ᐟ @sewercentipede.bsky.social · 20/06/2026being neurotypical must feel so good im suffering 020
ASH ꩜ .ᐟ @sewercentipede.bsky.social · 17/06/2026i was just on call w my bf and he said he'd been wearing my shirt to bed since i left sunday and i was like u gotta wash it and he said "no i dont care! it smells like you and when it stops smelling like you, then i'll wash it" that is so cute aw 030
ASH ꩜ .ᐟ @sewercentipede.bsky.social · 09/06/2026peer pressure still won't make me watch euphoria 170
ASH ꩜ .ᐟ @sewercentipede.bsky.social · 08/06/2026the way people look in public or in pics of themselves vs how they look at someone they love is incredible 060
ASH ꩜ .ᐟ @sewercentipede.bsky.social · 04/06/2026bohemian rhapsody is such a good movie im abt to watch it twice back to back i never cared 010
ASH ꩜ .ᐟ @sewercentipede.bsky.social · 02/06/2026realizing how many people dropped me while i was getting serious with my boyfriend. it hurts that you really think some people are real ones but in reality they wanted something from you when all you wanted was their friendship 050
Reposted by ASH ꩜ .ᐟallie bug @vorpalteeth.bsky.social · 25/05/2026i just want to hold a candle down a dimly lit hallway while wearing a white blouse covered in blood 1011016
ASH ꩜ .ᐟ @sewercentipede.bsky.social · 20/05/2026sent this to the groupchat because the subject wasn't on me 120
ASH ꩜ .ᐟ @sewercentipede.bsky.social · 20/05/2026went to see obsession over the weekend w bro. not this mf saying "need u ab me like nikki w bear" u cant be serious 030
ASH ꩜ .ᐟ @sewercentipede.bsky.social · 14/05/2026on some real shit, is it not crazy to anyone else that when you're highly attracted to someone you're with, you find no one else attractive? like obviously u can look at someone and be like oh yea they're cute but u don't like... feeeel it yknow? idk the human brain is interesting that's all lmao 130
Reposted by ASH ꩜ .ᐟomega dean winchester ₊ ⊹ ׅ⋆ @grvmoire.art · 27/04/2026sorry if i acted weird i was dissociating 010433
ASH ꩜ .ᐟ @sewercentipede.bsky.social · 28/04/2026me: i got my tongue split everyone else: on purpose? 120
ASH ꩜ .ᐟ @sewercentipede.bsky.social · 22/04/2026dudes. hell week has me so fucked up right now. i drink as much water as i can, the swelling has went down a lot but i probably still need to do ice water dips, cant stop drooling, i cant stand without getting dizzy, im hungryyy and i cant stop thinkin about chocolate chip pancakes. 110
ASH ꩜ .ᐟ @sewercentipede.bsky.social · 29/03/2026went to the gay club w my friends and we left just as i was getting crunk wtff 020
ASH ꩜ .ᐟ @sewercentipede.bsky.social · 23/03/2026monarch of sideways photos. peep da angel bites in the first pic !! aaaaa 030
ASH ꩜ .ᐟ @sewercentipede.bsky.social · 18/03/2026forgot to tell bsky i got angel bites all willy nilly over the weekend. i feel cute 030
ASH ꩜ .ᐟ @sewercentipede.bsky.social · 18/03/2026fine shyt got a haircut and sent me pics im geekingggmedia.tenor.coma white cat with a pink tongue sticking out is making a funny face .ALT: a white cat with a pink tongue sticking out is making a funny face . 020
Reposted by ASH ꩜ .ᐟcay ❀ @caybaby.bsky.social · 09/03/2026we cant meet up. i only exist on bsky 0134
ASH ꩜ .ᐟ @sewercentipede.bsky.social · 09/03/2026also hanging out with my coworker tomorrow for the first time outside of work! this is also exciting wow people actually think im cool irl ?! 020
ASH ꩜ .ᐟ @sewercentipede.bsky.social · 04/03/2026was having lovey dovey dreams then woke up to the doorbell ringing. went to get my amazon package and realized i locked myself out of the apartment. that's what i get for dreaming about a man. 010
ASH ꩜ .ᐟ @sewercentipede.bsky.social · 03/03/2026nothing makes me feel cooler than playing bass on guitar hero 010
ASH ꩜ .ᐟ @sewercentipede.bsky.social · 02/03/2026went to find my gauge on the floor somewhere (and make a pb&j) then my dad came home and gave me a pen he got for free at the dispo. i got toasted on accident. 110
ASH ꩜ .ᐟ @sewercentipede.bsky.social · 24/02/2026my nonbinary brain couldn't handle feeling she/her anymore (what i call myself when i look cunty asf) i decided to rebrand for 2026 and be everyone's vampire bf instead of everyone's vampire gf. im so happy w my choice rn 110
ASH ꩜ .ᐟ @sewercentipede.bsky.social · 18/02/2026"i did some self reflection and decided im not ready for a relationship" i didnt even know i was a candidate?? hello? 110