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CantabKitty @cantabkitty.bsky.social · 14m
I think maths or computer science teachers would receive parental complaints if we told them about the stuff that Lord Byron got up to ...
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CantabKitty @cantabkitty.bsky.social · 15m
I am absolutely playing the "well maybe it's different where I live, in the Church of England, in England, the Home of the English Cathedral music Tradition" card 🤣
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CantabKitty @cantabkitty.bsky.social · 17m
You don't say
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CantabKitty @cantabkitty.bsky.social · 51m
"We have mathsbot at home"
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CantabKitty @cantabkitty.bsky.social · 53m
Arguing with a man on the internet (I know) and he says "I'm commenting from a lifetime's experience in choral singing" like dude, do you not think that I also have a lifetime's experience of choral singing??
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Dale Chapman @dalechapman.bsky.social · 7h
In #mathstoday, the fractional power flower.
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Hey Kids Rock'n'Roll @heykidsshop.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Thinking of setting up a straw man argument? Then you're gonna need to get down to heykidsrocknroll.etsy.com and get yourself a straw man!
A straw man. Made out of paper. Not straw.
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Dr Dean Burnett @drdeanburnett.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"By using AI, tasks like essays that used to take hours can be completed in minutes!" Sure, like how if I arrive at the gym and immediately go for a shower, my workout is done in record time. And if I throw my sandwiches straight in the bin, I can finish my lunch in under 10 seconds.
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CantabKitty @cantabkitty.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The most astonishingly controlling ladies run these "little free libraries", imagine complaining that people from your neighbourhood are taking the things that you put out to be taken for free.
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Yells Incoherently @yellsonpolitics.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Mood
Printed question: what's the best and worst advice you've ever been given?

Handwritten response: don't get hooked up with a man because you feel sorry for him.
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David K Butler @davidkbutler.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Just learned a new kind of rounding. It’s for confidence interval endpoints and it’s called “rounding outwards”. Example, to one decimal place, the interval (12.34, 13.82) rounds outwards to (12.3, 13.9). This ensures your level of confidence doesn’t dip below the stated level.
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CantabKitty @cantabkitty.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I don't think he's gonna pray for you if you buy a candle with an AI slop picture of him on it
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CantabKitty @cantabkitty.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I've discovered a very cursed object on the Catholic gifts web shop: it's a prayer candle with an AI-generated picture of the Pope on it
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CantabKitty @cantabkitty.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I find this much more appealing than watching sign language interpretation of songs www.instagram.com/reel/DeDO6CC...
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William Brimer on Instagram: "One boy band post ain’t enough! So here’s the second!!! Backstreet’s back!"
223 likes, 9 comments - will_dah_beast on October 3, 2026: "One boy band post ain’t enough! So here’s the second!!! Backstreet’s back!".
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CantabKitty @cantabkitty.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I used to always be slight late or right on time (ie late) for choir and then one year I decided to prioritise it massively in my scheduling and what do you know ...!
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CantabKitty @cantabkitty.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I am loving the premise of this
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CantabKitty @cantabkitty.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"My diagnosis is my superpower! Here is a list of all the things I can't do"
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CantabKitty @cantabkitty.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My favourite is people who lead with all their various personality disorders on their dating profile, and then a big list of all the things they can't do. Like ok I get that you're trying to weed out people but ffs write _something positive_
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CantabKitty @cantabkitty.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
At least you're not late
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CantabKitty @cantabkitty.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I can't help my victim mindset, it's just how my brain is wired. No, my brain isn't plastic at all, nope.
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CantabKitty @cantabkitty.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yes definitely, every personality flaw is now a disability so no one can ever help it or improve in anyway.
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CantabKitty @cantabkitty.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
No no, that's the wrong sort of disabled
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CantabKitty @cantabkitty.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
There's a nd woman on this thread angrily responding to every reply like "I'm not late on purpose, I'm DISABLED" and lady, maybe if you put your phone down you'd get to where you're going on time
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CantabKitty @cantabkitty.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oooh I'll happily watch that too
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CantabKitty @cantabkitty.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm so excited to watch this!
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CantabKitty @cantabkitty.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Is it this? youtube.com/playlist?lis...
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Paranormal Home Inspectors - YouTube
Every episode currently on YouTube, right here.
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CantabKitty @cantabkitty.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Please someone make this show. I want to watch the episode where they visit someone who thinks their house is haunted but it turns out they have carbon monoxide poisoning
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CantabKitty @cantabkitty.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Aggressively non-AI coffee shop signage ❤️
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Andrew @andrewmaths1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
TMUA/ESAT Resources Update: Due to popular demand I've uploaded the worksheets and answers in pdf form on Google Drive. Link below. drive.google.com/drive/folder... Please let me know if you find any errors. Questions are taken from lots of sources, some are more obscure than others. c:
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TMUA Resources (on bsky) - Google Drive
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CantabKitty @cantabkitty.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
@onslies.bsky.social please enjoy
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CantabKitty @cantabkitty.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
🙏
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CantabKitty @cantabkitty.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If he wanted to, he would
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André Brett @drdrehistorian.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Incidentally, this makes NSW the only state that officially has more than one time zone at any given time. Some communities near the SA/WA border use Central Western Time +0845 as a de facto time zone, and the council on the WA side recognises it, but it's not gazetted as an official time zone
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EnCeeMaths @enceemaths.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
New signs for the department on Monday...
A poster in the style of the "Now That what's I call music" album covers that says " Now That's What I Call Maths"A poster in the style of  "The Legend of Zelda" that says "The Department of Maths"A sign in the classic London Underground style with a bluer palette that says "Maths Department"
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CantabKitty @cantabkitty.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Altos in Faure's requiem www.instagram.com/reel/Dd3dwxw...
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Create an account or log in to Instagram - Share what you're into with the people who get you.
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CantabKitty @cantabkitty.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
No, I taught them to say "loud and clear"!
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CantabKitty @cantabkitty.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
So do we think these guys just haven't gotten around to reading that encyclical or maybe they don't follow the pope on Twitter or what
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CantabKitty @cantabkitty.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I delivered radio training at the start of the year to all staff, tried to get them to say something to acknowledge messages, not necessarily "copy" or "roger" but _something_. Like "understood" or "received" or even "ok". Anything. My favourite non-standard reply I've heard:
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Preston Says 'I Hear You' from Zatima
ALT: Preston Says 'I Hear You' from Zatima
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CantabKitty @cantabkitty.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I think we should tell parents not to compose emails to school after they've had a few drinks...
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CantabKitty @cantabkitty.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Since they rolled out the new web outlook I've just been hitting the 👍 button instead of writing back to say "thank you" or "ok I'll do that" 😬
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CantabKitty @cantabkitty.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh whoops were we supposed to be writing "l hope this email finds you well" instead of just launching into it like on a group chat message? Oops.
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Amie Albrecht @nomadpenguin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It’s this time of year again …
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Tommaths (he/him) @teakayb.mathsy.space · 03/10/2026
This Japanese copy of The Mathematicians' Library is winging its way to a school in Grantham to play a part in rekindling an international exchange programme disrupted by the covid pandemic. I'd say that was a good cause! I've still got 1 copy each in *German* and *Spanish* to give away to...
A Japanese edition of The Mathematicians’ Library lies on a white textured fabric background. The purple cover features large white Japanese lettering over a colourful abstract image of overlapping curved forms, with the English title “The Mathematicians’ Library” and subtitle “The Books That Unlocked the Power of Numbers” beneath it. The author’s name, Thomas K. Briggs, and the publisher’s name appear in Japanese. A small “EX LIBRIS” bookplate is partly visible behind the book.
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CantabKitty @cantabkitty.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I "quit" the Catholic Church about 20 years ago and I NEVER thought I would be in a place in my life where I would say to multiple people, "WELL, I agree with the POPE who says ..."
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CantabKitty @cantabkitty.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I feel like commenting with a screenshot of the Pope's tweet under every AI slop poster on fb made by a Catholic org (and there are a LOT)
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Howie Hua @howiehua.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Mean Girls but it's a movie about Cady learning the different types of mean
Cady looking at the 3 mean girls, labeled the arithmetic, geometric, and harmonic mean
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CantabKitty @cantabkitty.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Don't be weird in my replies, Jim
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CantabKitty @cantabkitty.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This most recent delight served up by the algorithm
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CantabKitty @cantabkitty.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
All the replies to this from non religious people who are singing in church choirs
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Stephen Lockyer @mrlockyer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Niche convenience store for pigeons
Coop has been rebranded outside
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