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Turnip

@cannedoats.bsky.social
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Just a dude getting by. Love me vidya, love me friends. Fashies get bashies.

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Louie Zong @everydaylouie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
adam & eve 🐍🍎
stylized 3d render of a person with apple products and a snake on their shoulders. kind of inspired by old macintosh ads
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
No Taco - Gator Days
No Taco - Gator Days
 
Characters
 
August - Alligator dad
 
Gustopher - Alligator son
 
Panel 1
 
Setting - Neighborhood streets on a autumn day.
 
August and Gustopher are taking a walk when August notices how much the trees have changed color. It reminds him that Halloween is coming.
 
August: Halloween is coming. We should find your taco costume.
 
Gustopher: I don't want to be a taco.
 
Panel 2
 
August gives Gustopher a surprised look.
 
August: You don't like tacos anymore?
 
Gustopher: I LOVE TACOS! But I love other things too.
 
Panel 3
 
Gustopher closes his eyes and puts his hands to his side as he explains his reasoning.
 
Gustopher: It's time to express myself in a brand new way.
 
Panel 4
 
August inquires what Gustopher wants to be.
 
August: So what do you want to be?
 
Gustopher: A GIANT CINNAMON ROLL!
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Robert / Zeboyd @zeboydgames.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Back to the Future is based on a true story. In the original timeline, Back to the Future came out starring Eric Stoltz. The movie was mid, never got any sequels and the world blew up. Michael J. Fox went back in time so that he could star in BttF, thus changing the future and saving the world.
Michael J. Fox as Marty McFly in our current timeline's version of Back to the Future.
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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Daily bunny no.3459 is getting ready
A couple of bunnies haul a gigantic pumpkin home from a pumpkin patch, dragging it down the sidewalk in an old-fashioned red toy wagon. A third bunny rolls a smaller pumpkin sideways along the sidewalk just behind them
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JoCat is not fast @jocat.net · 02/10/2026
Only 5 days left to preorder your Gobbo plush to get a bonus Enamel Pin! www.tastypeachstudios.com/products/gob...
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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 02/10/2026
Chiitan loves transgender people 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Even a plain statement like this now brings slander and insults, but I think a society where people can live happily as themselves matters more than silence, so I will keep saying it until the account is gone. love everyone🤍
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
you arent a burden. you are a human being with wants and needs. having desires does not make you selfish. unless you are sonic, in which case you are not human and everything you do sickens me.
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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 01/10/2026
Never in my life have I seen such widespread and uncoordinated defiance of law enforcement in America. That's just stunning. Once regular people decide to start hindering the feds all by their lonesome, you've turned a corner.
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Elizabetsy @elizabetsy100.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Demonstrators Cannot Be Forced to Take Down ‘86-47’ Flag, Judge Rules www.nytimes.com/2026/06/01/u...
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Demonstrators Cannot Be Forced to Take Down ‘86-47’ Flag, Judge Rules (Gift Article)
A federal judge wrote that the phrase, which also led to charges against the former F.B.I. director, James Comey, did not appear to constitute a true threat.
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Discount Supervillain @discountvillain.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#StevenUniverse #Peridot #BaikalSeal
A casually clothed Peridot hoisting a Baikal seal with an excited hug. The seal itself looks quite depressed and teary-eyed, but that's sort of how they always look, so it's true feelings remain unclear.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a red ball labeled "A SILLY MEME".
The second panel shows Sarah taking the ball and going through a door labeled "GROUP CHAT".
The third panel shows a group of women sitting together and consoling one woman in the center. The woman in the center is saying "...And that's how it happened. It's been the worst day of my life."
The fourth panel shows Sarah standing in the doorway behind them awkwardly holding the red ball.
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JoCat is not fast @jocat.net · 01/10/2026
RAAH I WANNA LIVE IN SEATTLE SO BAD I WANT TO BE ABLE TO WALK TO PLACES AND VISIT BUSINESSES WITH PERSONALITY AND USE PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION AND BE AROUND INTERSTING AND DIVERSE CULTURES AND NOT MILES OF EMPTY STROADS AND PARKING LOTS I WANT TO LIVE IN A PLACE BUILT FOR HUMANS AND NOT FOR CARS
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Pat Stares At FOREVER @patstaresat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Alt CDC (they/them) @altcdc.altgov.info · 30/09/2026
Proud of the CDCers who fought to get this vital info out! 30% of our workforce is gone. Heartbroken by the loss of brilliant scientists, institutional knowledge, & frankly my friends, colleagues, & mentors. An understaffed CDC harms the public & leaves the US vulnerable. Rebuilding will take years
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‘Zombified’ C.D.C., Hobbled by Cuts, Struggles to Fulfill Scientific Mission (Gift Article)
The agency has lost its independence and nearly a third of its staff, as Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. and associates have tightened control.
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Zito (Commissions Open) @zitoisneato.com · 30/09/2026
Hey gang I really hate to ask this, if no one wants or needs a commission thats fine but if you are fiscally able can you maybe spare some cash to help me and Kayce make rent? I would rather work for it but Rent's due Friday and I'm getting scared. ko-fi.com/zitoisneato/...
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Become a supporter of Chris Zito today!
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Louie Zong @everydaylouie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
free throw contest
a stylized 3d render of young link shooting a bomb like a basketball into the large spinning goron vase in ocarina of time.
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Tara @taradeenihan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’m 49 and I had cancer three years ago. Don’t be a shitty person. It ages you.
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: two heavyset fellas sit around an unusual, scrawny humanoid alien at a diner counter. One of the guys pushes a little basket of bread in front of the alien and says, “this here is corn bread.” Panel 2: the alien takes a small bite of the golden corn bread. The alien says, “con… bred.” Panel 3: the alien begins to hover, emitting an otherworldly light and causing gravity to shift around its immediate vicinity. A frightened waitress behind the bar shouts, “what’s happening?!”
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
THIS 👇 HERE IS SICKENING......
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 29/09/2026
Child's imaginary restaurant acquired, shuttered by private equity
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Child's imaginary restaurant acquired, shuttered by private equity
BRANDON, MB - 4-year-old Mikaela Hermer's imaginary restaurant, in which she served invisible hot dogs and ice cream to her parents and friends, has filed for bankruptcy after being acquired by Hedges...
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Just Jack ⚾️ ⚽️ @jpogolds.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
… I know that 70% of Americans know this sentiment! #WhatsItTake
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JoCat is not fast @jocat.net · 28/09/2026
REPOST BC TYPOS At 10am PST tomorrow (in 12 hours from this post) I'll be joining Anarkee, Azura the azure Dragon, Horatius the Dwarf, Swamos and Faefables for a one shot where we play as ourselves in D&D, run by Esme Silverthorn as the GM! Twitch.tv/EsmeSilverthorn
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Robert / Zeboyd @zeboydgames.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Here's the title screen for Zombie Fun Run, our upcoming comedy RPG. Wishlist today! store.steampowered.com/app/2656830/...
Title screen for Zombie Fun Run. Shows the options of Settings, New Game, Continue, Quit, and Credits.
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James Hughes @dystopian-fashion.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Why Can’t the Mainstream Media Say “Psychopathic Narcissist”? www.counterpunch.org/2026/09/25/w...
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Why Can’t the Mainstream Media Say “Psychopathic Narcissist”?
Narcissism: Marked by grandiosity, pride, arrogance, and a constant need for attention and admiration. Psychopathy: Characterized by high impulsivity,
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Starbucks’ CEO made 6,666x more than the company's median employee in 2024. In 2025, he made 1,794x more. And we're supposed to believe Starbucks can't afford to bargain a fair contract with its unionized workers? I will continue my boycott of Starbucks.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, working at a desk. A brain next to her says, "We need to take breaks!"
The second panel zooms in on Sarah's face. She is annoyed. She says, "What if I don't listen to you?"
The third panel shows the brain smiling.
The fourth panel shows the brain reaching towards a lever. The brain says, "I'LL MAKE YOU."
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DaughterOfDefiance @z-buck.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I really, really hate this timeline... Also, why the hell was this NOT reported on when it happened (Mar 2026)???
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All American @blueskyairborne.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
There is no law or requirement in the United States that forces citizens to show respect or allegiance to any president, including one accused or convicted of a crime.
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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Daily bunny no.3454 loses another one
A bunny with a fishing rod is reeling in a fish, but a seagull steals it from him in midair, dragging the fish along with the line. Another bunny, a fishing buddy, as suffered the same fate, and is climbing out of the water having not let go of their fishing line and been pulled in. Other seagulls on the dock nearby enjoy their pilfered fishes.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The amount of Amazon workers relying on SNAP and Medicaid has nearly tripled since 2020 — while Amazon’s annual profits soared by over 550%. It’s the same story everywhere: corporate profits are at record highs, while workers’ share of the economy is at a record low. We must unrig the system.
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Tara @taradeenihan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I love the pecan crunch latte they do for fall, but I’m making a habit to go to local shops instead. Denver has a ton so it’s easy to support smaller businesses.
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Rhino @battlearmorrhino.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Wonder Woman and Wonder Girl!
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I dunno what they think that’s going to solve, but he’s probably dumb enough to try it. Still gonna lose. 🤷‍♂️
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𝔾𝕆ℝ𝔸ℕ @gorangligovic.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Character portraits, free use
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_Mostly_Ghostly_ @mostlyghostly.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I need someone who’ll look at me the way this monster is looking at Rick in Julie Bell’s cover art for Splatterhouse 3.
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Discount Supervillain @discountvillain.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
#Deltarune #Kris #Susie
Susie and Kris eating burgers in a totally normal way. They're also wearing slightly more cold-weather clothing than usual.
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Simon S. Andersen @snakepixel.art · 21/09/2026
Anyway! #pixelart #ドット絵
A pixel-art scene from Street Fighter 3 Third Strike with Lottie the calico cat fighting the character Ruy. She's already cleared the first round with a no-hit perfect. Good job.
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Deep Hurting 🐈🐈‍⬛𓃠 Cats of Antifa @deep-hurting.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
With no respect Mr. President. Fuck you very much.
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Evil Con Fettie @spacebeer.net · 21/09/2026
I LOVE stuff like this that uses instruments/samples as replacements for dialogue, I've done it myself a few times
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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Daily bunny no.3348 finds a creature out of time
Four bunnies encounter a microraptor, a small dinosaur with colorful feathers. They are standing around the microraptor, who regards them with a curious bird-like grin
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FtK 🔞 @ftk-artist.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A friend thought it would be fun to see Mads in this Venture Bros scene, so I kind of ran away with the idea. Madeline and Brock do have a couple of character traits in common, come to think of it xD
Top Panel: Mads stands in front of a guard, brandishing a Bowie knife on her belt, coated in blood. Her dialogue reads "Vas-y" 

Bottom Panel: A close up on Mads barely holding on to her composure. Her dialogue reads "PRENDS-LE MOI!"
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Pirate Software @piratesoftware.live · 21/09/2026
The 3rd P.I.G.S. is now open for submissions! Can't wait to see all your wild weird indie games.
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BakeMamaAmber||ENLewdTuber|| @bakemamaamber.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
gofund.me/91555a69e Hey cupcakes I'm in a bad way and I've been in a bad way for a while but im at my wits end and i genuinely need help I cant do this anymore... I'm in an abusive living situation and I need to get out My starting goal is around 3500 even if you cant donate shares are helpful 💜
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Kevin "SMLCaptain" Orme @smlcaptain.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Day 20 of #Swordtember Theme: Endure Name: Scrapped Heritage (Also, I accidentally skipped "Ponder" so that'll be tomorrow. WHOOPS)
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Andrew 🐻 @awd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My take on the Tilcayo Based on tip results "bright and moody"
art Tilcayo OC
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🏳️‍⚧️ Alexandra Merideth Erin [she/her] @alexandraerin.com · 18/09/2026
Please help me afford health insurance and medicine
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Support Alexandra Erin ❤️
Support Alexandra Erin
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PeachyBoi64 (Comms Varies DM) 🔜 Missouri Fan Fest @peachyboi64.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
NES Princess Peach Redraw~
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