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Ryan M. Plosion will shoot you if you try to divorce your wife @candyman106.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

Ever since I stopped eating spotted dick I've been very off-pudding.

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Ryan M. Plosion will shoot you if you try to divorce your wife @candyman106.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Tried building some little haunted dioramas onto my lego earrings.

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Ryan M. Plosion will shoot you if you try to divorce your wife @candyman106.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Slippin' Jimmy I can handle just fine but Slippin' Jimmy with a law degree is like a horse in a hospital

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Ryan M. Plosion will shoot you if you try to divorce your wife @candyman106.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

This year's ween-ified profile picture looks inexplicably like Ringo. With the love but minus the peace. Or plus the piece I guess. But you'll be fine, as long as you don't tell them you want to divorce your wife Betty Boop.

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Daniel Gallegos @beanwalrus.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Kinda crazy that a whole generation knew Henry Winkler from Happy Days, but people my age know him more for his performance as Al Pratt/The Atom Smasher in 2022's Black Adam

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Daniel Gallegos @beanwalrus.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Mingus Reedus

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stu of the living dead @rinbcage.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

"Ooh.. I gotta remember to post that later" -me in the car thinking of a joke that will totally flop on bluesky dot com

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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

macromedia shockwave, print ad (1999) archive.org/details/eu_W...

prominent text:
shockwave makes your website groovy, baby!
photo: austin powers and felicity shagwell back to back, holding pistols, smiling, against a shagadelic background of coloured flower outlines.
smaller text:
austinpowers.com uses
the shockwave player to deliver the
web's most shagadelic experience.
when you want more of the world to visit your site and return more often,
reach for the director 7 shockwave internet studio. it's the secret agent
of engaging and entertaining sites that add life to the web.
www.macromedia.com
add life to the web

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Ryan M. Plosion will shoot you if you try to divorce your wife @candyman106.bsky.social · 12/10/2023

Unstoppable force vs immovable object

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smlwiki.com @smlwiki.com · 19/07/2026

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Jimmy - smlwiki.com

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JoeyVFX @joeyvfx.com · 19/07/2026

They invented a new rule on this website BTW... The rule is that you have to watch my music video. Have an incredible day! youtu.be/fO46Y2ferr8 #b3d

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GRACE.TXT.vbs @block-618.com · 14/07/2026

you are not ready for what i am working on

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JerryTerry @jerryterry.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Evil Flinstones Bird being used as an object: It's a dying! okay, so see, in Flinstones they used animals as household devices. And they'd turn to the camera and sa- huh? You don't know what the Flinstones is? The fucking Flinstones? Barney Rubble? Velma? Wait i mean Wilma. Velma's from scooby doo.

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Ryan M. Plosion will shoot you if you try to divorce your wife @candyman106.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

I had an idea for a funny post about how I know I'm not cisgender because I'm never on time to anything but I'm afraid the joke wouldn't translate.

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Ryan M. Plosion will shoot you if you try to divorce your wife @candyman106.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Got too sillay and ended up spending an hour writing and filming a sketch in the airport rather than making it to my flight on time so now I'm gonna be stuck in the terminal overnight. My commitment to the bit will be the death of me.

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JerryTerry @jerryterry.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

could someone ask Toby to delay Deltarune for another year or two? I still haven't gotten around to playing ch4 and honestly can't be arsed right now. But if you delay it i PROMISE i'll probably get around to it sometime this year! I like it, I just can't be bothered, y'know?

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Ryan M. Plosion will shoot you if you try to divorce your wife @candyman106.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

I invented candy salad over twenty years ago and I want the recognition but I'm not exactly proud of it. I feel like Oppenheimer if nobody knew who they were.

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JerryTerry @jerryterry.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Usually I cannot STAND it when I try to watch a foreign-language vid on YT and that awful AI Slop auto-dub comes on. But uh... there seems to be something wrong with this one??

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Discontinued FoOoOods! 👻🎃 @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

Wonka Donutz (2005-2010) A rich, thick chocolate truffle in the shape of a donut, covered in rainbow sprinkles. Initially released to promote Tim Burton's "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory", then ended up sticking around for several years, a staple of checkouts at Michael's and Bed Bath & Beyond.

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stu of the living dead @rinbcage.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

They should put Austin Powers in the new Spaceballs movie and call him "Oh Behave Kenobi." I bet he'd do it

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Blake ™ @neilnevins.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

(Austin Powers game tutorial level) Austin: Wait a tick. When’s the last time I opened my shag bag? Basil: Good thinking, Austin! Why not press ⭕️ and check your inventory? Austin: I do pride myself in pressing the right buttons, don’t I? YEAH, BABY.

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springfieldians vs. shelbyvillians: requiem @springfieldians.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

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Ryan M. Plosion will shoot you if you try to divorce your wife @candyman106.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

Baby Yoda has one pose they can do and it's a Rankin Bass animated 67 gesture

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Ryan M. Plosion will shoot you if you try to divorce your wife @candyman106.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

Lately I've been slowly logging the past eight years of my TV watching habits onto a Letterboxd clone for television so please some of my mutuals for the love of god join Serializd so I'm not alone on that site

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Anthony Clark @nedroid.com · 13/05/2026

GUY EATING CANDY: this candy reminds me of something…

GUY (looks at bag, sees it is labeled “Werther’s Derivative”): oh

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Fujoshi Mountain Sect Leader @gin-and-chthonic.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

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Daniel Gallegos @beanwalrus.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

I say I say it was the kindly old man with devilish eyes, son! Buried undah the dang ol' floahboahds! Can't you heah the palpuhtations of his accursed beatin' heart beneath yuh feet? Open ya ears boy, I say I say kids these days just nevuh listen!

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Ryan M. Plosion will shoot you if you try to divorce your wife @candyman106.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

I did a few of these charts so people can know too much about what I like as if they couldn't know already

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coward @coward.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

hey Lorne can i use your printer to print out this picture of the pope. no it’s not related to my performance tonight

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wyatt dunkin @wyattduncan.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

i am ready

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GRACE.TXT.vbs @block-618.com · 05/04/2026

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Posting Through the Aether @crannyboy.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

Today is April Serious Day

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Ryan M. Plosion will shoot you if you try to divorce your wife @candyman106.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

Dreams be so compelling I'm laying there thinking "Damn this would be an incredible movie" then I wake up and I'm like "That would be the worst movie of all time"

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Ryan M. Plosion will shoot you if you try to divorce your wife @candyman106.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

They call it the trans day of visibility and yet my eyes were closed through most of it (slept through the day

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Lauren Theisen @laurentheisen.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

Youtube movie clips used to be titled "The Meeting - Michael Clayton (2007) (3/10)" and now they're all like "George Clooney Shocked When He Learns The Truth"

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ɢʀᴇᴇɴʜᴏʀɴ ꜰᴏᴏᴛᴘᴀᴅ @colourmode.bsky.social · 20/03/2024

Candy does seven things—it relieves your hunger, quenches your thirst, fills your stomach, cleans your teeth, makes you sleep, helps you digest, and colors your cheeks.

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Ryan M. Plosion will shoot you if you try to divorce your wife @candyman106.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

Between 2018 and 2024 I created a handful of memes for the subreddit r/chucknorrisfusion, which combined various Chuck Norris memes in new ways. Here's a thread of the best ones.

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Daniel Gallegos @beanwalrus.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

Jesus Christ, they're suspecting foul play. They're questioning Gandalf the Grey, Gandalf the White, Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight, Benito Mussolini, the Blue Meanie, Cowboy Curtis, Jambi the Genie, Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, Darth Vader, Lo-Pan, Superman,

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Ryan M. Plosion will shoot you if you try to divorce your wife @candyman106.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

The Oscars is rigged!! (They gave a trophy to a song just because it was named "Golden"

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Al Yankovic @alyankovic.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

Happy #Oscars Day! Why wait? Congratulations to Michael B. Jordan, Jessie Buckley, Sean Penn and Amy Madigan.

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Daniel Gallegos @beanwalrus.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

It was a G.I. Jane joke

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Ryan M. Plosion will shoot you if you try to divorce your wife @candyman106.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

This year I'm posting my Oscar predictions early for once. And I saw most of the films nominated! I'm out here doing more research than the people that are actually voting...

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jount starcula @theaveragejoey.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

my tribute to women

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springfieldians vs. shelbyvillians: requiem @springfieldians.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

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Ryan M. Plosion will shoot you if you try to divorce your wife @candyman106.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

My 9 Games thingie. Nine of the games most important to me. Added details for each of them on the site. my9games.com/s/af65a82f34...

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Red Van Buskirk @redbuddi.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

have you ever wanted something so badly that just the fact you cant hold it in your hands rips your heart like a torn ligament? reba mcentire lunch box

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Daniel Gallegos @beanwalrus.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

Jacob Elordi famously replaced Andrew Garfield as Frankenstein's Monster, but I think he should've swapped Wuthering Heights with him. Imho Garfield should've played Heathcliff

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