Ryan M. Plosion will shoot you if you try to divorce your wife @candyman106.bsky.social · 8hI always love a good coffee ice cream. It's a perfect fit because ice cream already highlights the best parts about coffee (the cream and sugar 050 0
Ryan M. Plosion will shoot you if you try to divorce your wife @candyman106.bsky.social · 11hI'm most interested in the Nickelodeon mini magazine. I wonder if anyone has archived that. 040 0
Ryan M. Plosion will shoot you if you try to divorce your wife @candyman106.bsky.social · 15/10/2026This is how you develop pixie magic 000 0
Ryan M. Plosion will shoot you if you try to divorce your wife @candyman106.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Homer Simpson drowning in an ocean of unopened cans of Mountain Dew and enjoying it 000 0
Ryan M. Plosion will shoot you if you try to divorce your wife @candyman106.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Interesting, I would have expected black to be cherry and green to be watermelon 000 0
Ryan M. Plosion will shoot you if you try to divorce your wife @candyman106.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Ever since I stopped eating spotted dick I've been very off-pudding. 000 0
Ryan M. Plosion will shoot you if you try to divorce your wife @candyman106.bsky.social · 14/10/2026And vice-versa sucking ass is one of the great joys in life 010 0
Ryan M. Plosion will shoot you if you try to divorce your wife @candyman106.bsky.social · 13/10/2026The M&M's brownies are one of the best fast food desserts of all time and Skittles are one of my favorite candies. I was so excited when I heard this was being tested and I'm still devastated they didn't sell. Also, it was cookie dough and not icing, right? 110 0
Ryan M. Plosion will shoot you if you try to divorce your wife @candyman106.bsky.social · 12/10/2026I'd like to think less people are raking up their leaves into plastic bags now where they won't decompose properly 250 0
Ryan M. Plosion will shoot you if you try to divorce your wife @candyman106.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Pretty sure they were supposed to be the new Trump actor before James Austin-Johnson got cast so they probably would have lasted a while tbh 000 0
Ryan M. Plosion will shoot you if you try to divorce your wife @candyman106.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Tried building some little haunted dioramas onto my lego earrings. 000 0
Ryan M. Plosion will shoot you if you try to divorce your wife @candyman106.bsky.social · 09/10/2026No foolin?? 100 0
Ryan M. Plosion will shoot you if you try to divorce your wife @candyman106.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Me: (standing a few feet away and holding a beer can while pointing at you all like leonardo does in once upon a time in hollywood) 010 0
Ryan M. Plosion will shoot you if you try to divorce your wife @candyman106.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Amen 010 0
Ryan M. Plosion will shoot you if you try to divorce your wife @candyman106.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Slippin' Jimmy I can handle just fine but Slippin' Jimmy with a law degree is like a horse in a hospital 000 0
Ryan M. Plosion will shoot you if you try to divorce your wife @candyman106.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Idk I didn't care for their interpretation of Batman in League of Super Pets 000 0
Ryan M. Plosion will shoot you if you try to divorce your wife @candyman106.bsky.social · 04/10/2026This year's ween-ified profile picture looks inexplicably like Ringo. With the love but minus the peace. Or plus the piece I guess. But you'll be fine, as long as you don't tell them you want to divorce your wife Betty Boop. 000 0
Ryan M. Plosion will shoot you if you try to divorce your wife @candyman106.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I get what you're saying but Don't Look Up seemed a lot more appealing to larger audiences imo 000 0
Ryan M. Plosion will shoot you if you try to divorce your wife @candyman106.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Me if I had a wingman 022 0
Ryan M. Plosion will shoot you if you try to divorce your wife @candyman106.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Take that scowl and make like an owl 010 0
Ryan M. Plosion will shoot you if you try to divorce your wife @candyman106.bsky.social · 23/09/2026You are clearly biased towards joe shows 110 0
Ryan M. Plosion will shoot you if you try to divorce your wife @candyman106.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I'll never forgive them for Disclosure Day. They really made it seem like that rapping and dancing alien from the trailers was going to be an integral part of the film. 020 0
Ryan M. Plosion will shoot you if you try to divorce your wife @candyman106.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Rules rule and drools drool 010 0
Ryan M. Plosion will shoot you if you try to divorce your wife @candyman106.bsky.social · 19/09/2026"not now mexican son, I'm ranking Arby's" 002 0
Ryan M. Plosion will shoot you if you try to divorce your wife @candyman106.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I've got just the thing 110 0
Ryan M. Plosion will shoot you if you try to divorce your wife @candyman106.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I have a feeling something horrible may happen tomorrow... somebody warn Kevin Bacon! 000 0
Reposted by Ryan M. Plosion will shoot you if you try to divorce your wifeDaniel Gallegos @beanwalrus.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Kinda crazy that a whole generation knew Henry Winkler from Happy Days, but people my age know him more for his performance as Al Pratt/The Atom Smasher in 2022's Black Adam 031 0
Ryan M. Plosion will shoot you if you try to divorce your wife @candyman106.bsky.social · 16/09/2026If Dominic Sessa gets a best actor nod it'll be the first movie to get nominated for a Tony 010 0
Ryan M. Plosion will shoot you if you try to divorce your wife @candyman106.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Happy birthday, Jerry! :Dstatic.klipy.comNorm Macdonald LaughingALT: Norm Macdonald Laughing 030 0
Ryan M. Plosion will shoot you if you try to divorce your wife @candyman106.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Had to specify that last part so people didn't think you were talking about a rising rock group that failed to make any mainstream impact 000 0
Ryan M. Plosion will shoot you if you try to divorce your wife @candyman106.bsky.social · 09/09/2026The name of the newest Tiktok influencer to appear out of thin air 110 0
Reposted by Ryan M. Plosion will shoot you if you try to divorce your wifeDaniel Gallegos @beanwalrus.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Mingus Reedus 151 0
Ryan M. Plosion will shoot you if you try to divorce your wife @candyman106.bsky.social · 03/09/2026One of my grandparents had to get a few "philosopher's stones" removed 010 0
Ryan M. Plosion will shoot you if you try to divorce your wife @candyman106.bsky.social · 01/09/2026static.klipy.comWill Smith Slaps Chris Rock at OscarsALT: Will Smith Slaps Chris Rock at Oscars 010 0
Ryan M. Plosion will shoot you if you try to divorce your wife @candyman106.bsky.social · 30/08/2026We already know the humble turtle can be tossed the farthest. 010 0
Ryan M. Plosion will shoot you if you try to divorce your wife @candyman106.bsky.social · 28/08/2026And water!! 000 0
Ryan M. Plosion will shoot you if you try to divorce your wife @candyman106.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I specifically asked you not to let that happen. 010 0
Ryan M. Plosion will shoot you if you try to divorce your wife @candyman106.bsky.social · 27/08/2026It feels like this one they should have seen coming 000 0
Ryan M. Plosion will shoot you if you try to divorce your wife @candyman106.bsky.social · 27/08/2026"Y'all want some Twigs?" 020 0
Reposted by Ryan M. Plosion will shoot you if you try to divorce your wifestu of the living dead @rinbcage.bsky.social · 22/08/2026"Ooh.. I gotta remember to post that later" -me in the car thinking of a joke that will totally flop on bluesky dot com 1122 0
Ryan M. Plosion will shoot you if you try to divorce your wife @candyman106.bsky.social · 19/08/2026I have family that is unironically like this 110 0
Ryan M. Plosion will shoot you if you try to divorce your wife @candyman106.bsky.social · 17/08/2026And this post was how I learned in turn 010 0
Ryan M. Plosion will shoot you if you try to divorce your wife @candyman106.bsky.social · 14/08/2026My epic AI gf who posts for me 110 0
Ryan M. Plosion will shoot you if you try to divorce your wife @candyman106.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Naw they were trying to be progressive so now Spider-Man's name is just Tom 110 0
Ryan M. Plosion will shoot you if you try to divorce your wife @candyman106.bsky.social · 12/08/2026They hooked me with one but I refused to download their app so instead I screenshotted the ad and solved it in my image editor 020 0
Ryan M. Plosion will shoot you if you try to divorce your wife @candyman106.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Can I have your empire of dirt when you're done with it? 000 0
Ryan M. Plosion will shoot you if you try to divorce your wife @candyman106.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Less than 48 hours left! Buy now before it's too late! 000 0
Ryan M. Plosion will shoot you if you try to divorce your wife @candyman106.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Your prejudice is showing 000 0
Ryan M. Plosion will shoot you if you try to divorce your wife @candyman106.bsky.social · 06/08/2026...and all I got was nothing 020 0
Ryan M. Plosion will shoot you if you try to divorce your wife @candyman106.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Big Walk is so awesome I wish friends were real 1472 0