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Ryan M. Plosion will shoot you if you try to divorce your wife

@candyman106.bsky.social
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Editor. Forget-it-er. Artist? Milk crate collector. Candy connoisseur. Woman who forgets things. Staunch Jim Davis supporter. Mother of none. Also I'm forgetfu

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Ryan M. Plosion will shoot you if you try to divorce your wife @candyman106.bsky.social · 8h
I always love a good coffee ice cream. It's a perfect fit because ice cream already highlights the best parts about coffee (the cream and sugar
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Ryan M. Plosion will shoot you if you try to divorce your wife @candyman106.bsky.social · 11h
I'm most interested in the Nickelodeon mini magazine. I wonder if anyone has archived that.
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Ryan M. Plosion will shoot you if you try to divorce your wife @candyman106.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
This is how you develop pixie magic
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Ryan M. Plosion will shoot you if you try to divorce your wife @candyman106.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Homer Simpson drowning in an ocean of unopened cans of Mountain Dew and enjoying it
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Ryan M. Plosion will shoot you if you try to divorce your wife @candyman106.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Interesting, I would have expected black to be cherry and green to be watermelon
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Ryan M. Plosion will shoot you if you try to divorce your wife @candyman106.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Ever since I stopped eating spotted dick I've been very off-pudding.
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Ryan M. Plosion will shoot you if you try to divorce your wife @candyman106.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
And vice-versa sucking ass is one of the great joys in life
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Ryan M. Plosion will shoot you if you try to divorce your wife @candyman106.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The M&M's brownies are one of the best fast food desserts of all time and Skittles are one of my favorite candies. I was so excited when I heard this was being tested and I'm still devastated they didn't sell. Also, it was cookie dough and not icing, right?
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Ryan M. Plosion will shoot you if you try to divorce your wife @candyman106.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I'd like to think less people are raking up their leaves into plastic bags now where they won't decompose properly
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Ryan M. Plosion will shoot you if you try to divorce your wife @candyman106.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Pretty sure they were supposed to be the new Trump actor before James Austin-Johnson got cast so they probably would have lasted a while tbh
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Ryan M. Plosion will shoot you if you try to divorce your wife @candyman106.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Tried building some little haunted dioramas onto my lego earrings.
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Ryan M. Plosion will shoot you if you try to divorce your wife @candyman106.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
No foolin??
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Ryan M. Plosion will shoot you if you try to divorce your wife @candyman106.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Me: (standing a few feet away and holding a beer can while pointing at you all like leonardo does in once upon a time in hollywood)
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Ryan M. Plosion will shoot you if you try to divorce your wife @candyman106.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Amen
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Ryan M. Plosion will shoot you if you try to divorce your wife @candyman106.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Slippin' Jimmy I can handle just fine but Slippin' Jimmy with a law degree is like a horse in a hospital
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Ryan M. Plosion will shoot you if you try to divorce your wife @candyman106.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Idk I didn't care for their interpretation of Batman in League of Super Pets
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Ryan M. Plosion will shoot you if you try to divorce your wife @candyman106.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This year's ween-ified profile picture looks inexplicably like Ringo. With the love but minus the peace. Or plus the piece I guess. But you'll be fine, as long as you don't tell them you want to divorce your wife Betty Boop.
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Ryan M. Plosion will shoot you if you try to divorce your wife @candyman106.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I get what you're saying but Don't Look Up seemed a lot more appealing to larger audiences imo
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Ryan M. Plosion will shoot you if you try to divorce your wife @candyman106.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Me if I had a wingman
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Ryan M. Plosion will shoot you if you try to divorce your wife @candyman106.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Take that scowl and make like an owl
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Ryan M. Plosion will shoot you if you try to divorce your wife @candyman106.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You are clearly biased towards joe shows
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Ryan M. Plosion will shoot you if you try to divorce your wife @candyman106.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I'll never forgive them for Disclosure Day. They really made it seem like that rapping and dancing alien from the trailers was going to be an integral part of the film.
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Ryan M. Plosion will shoot you if you try to divorce your wife @candyman106.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Rules rule and drools drool
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Ryan M. Plosion will shoot you if you try to divorce your wife @candyman106.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"not now mexican son, I'm ranking Arby's"
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Ryan M. Plosion will shoot you if you try to divorce your wife @candyman106.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I've got just the thing
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Ryan M. Plosion will shoot you if you try to divorce your wife @candyman106.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I have a feeling something horrible may happen tomorrow... somebody warn Kevin Bacon!
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Daniel Gallegos @beanwalrus.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Kinda crazy that a whole generation knew Henry Winkler from Happy Days, but people my age know him more for his performance as Al Pratt/The Atom Smasher in 2022's Black Adam
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Ryan M. Plosion will shoot you if you try to divorce your wife @candyman106.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
If Dominic Sessa gets a best actor nod it'll be the first movie to get nominated for a Tony
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Ryan M. Plosion will shoot you if you try to divorce your wife @candyman106.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Happy birthday, Jerry! :D
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Norm Macdonald Laughing
ALT: Norm Macdonald Laughing
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Ryan M. Plosion will shoot you if you try to divorce your wife @candyman106.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Had to specify that last part so people didn't think you were talking about a rising rock group that failed to make any mainstream impact
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Ryan M. Plosion will shoot you if you try to divorce your wife @candyman106.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The name of the newest Tiktok influencer to appear out of thin air
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Daniel Gallegos @beanwalrus.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Mingus Reedus
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Ryan M. Plosion will shoot you if you try to divorce your wife @candyman106.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
One of my grandparents had to get a few "philosopher's stones" removed
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Ryan M. Plosion will shoot you if you try to divorce your wife @candyman106.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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Will Smith Slaps Chris Rock at Oscars
ALT: Will Smith Slaps Chris Rock at Oscars
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Ryan M. Plosion will shoot you if you try to divorce your wife @candyman106.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
We already know the humble turtle can be tossed the farthest.
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Ryan M. Plosion will shoot you if you try to divorce your wife @candyman106.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
And water!!
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Ryan M. Plosion will shoot you if you try to divorce your wife @candyman106.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I specifically asked you not to let that happen.
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Ryan M. Plosion will shoot you if you try to divorce your wife @candyman106.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
It feels like this one they should have seen coming
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Ryan M. Plosion will shoot you if you try to divorce your wife @candyman106.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
"Y'all want some Twigs?"
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stu of the living dead @rinbcage.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
"Ooh.. I gotta remember to post that later" -me in the car thinking of a joke that will totally flop on bluesky dot com
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Ryan M. Plosion will shoot you if you try to divorce your wife @candyman106.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I have family that is unironically like this
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Ryan M. Plosion will shoot you if you try to divorce your wife @candyman106.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
And this post was how I learned in turn
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Ryan M. Plosion will shoot you if you try to divorce your wife @candyman106.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
My epic AI gf who posts for me
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Ryan M. Plosion will shoot you if you try to divorce your wife @candyman106.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Naw they were trying to be progressive so now Spider-Man's name is just Tom
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Ryan M. Plosion will shoot you if you try to divorce your wife @candyman106.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
They hooked me with one but I refused to download their app so instead I screenshotted the ad and solved it in my image editor
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Ryan M. Plosion will shoot you if you try to divorce your wife @candyman106.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Can I have your empire of dirt when you're done with it?
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Ryan M. Plosion will shoot you if you try to divorce your wife @candyman106.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Less than 48 hours left! Buy now before it's too late!
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Ryan M. Plosion will shoot you if you try to divorce your wife @candyman106.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Your prejudice is showing
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Ryan M. Plosion will shoot you if you try to divorce your wife @candyman106.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
...and all I got was nothing
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Ryan M. Plosion will shoot you if you try to divorce your wife @candyman106.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Big Walk is so awesome I wish friends were real
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