Canberra Artemis @canberraartemis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026[SENATOR ERIC SCHMITT]: So you’re telling me under oath that you’ve never been Waltzing Matilda? [JACK SMITH]: No [SCHMITT]: WELL THEN *unveils poster* please explain this picture of you in Australia! [SMITH]: That is Christopher Waltz, sir. He’s from Austria. 010
Canberra Artemis @canberraartemis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Vis-a-vis #Auspol interest rates… House prices are falling in most markets but inflation is still high. Surely a lot of what people are spending money on is the cost of housing, so raising interest rate increases household spending. Is housing cost excluded from inflation for … reasons? 012
Canberra Artemis @canberraartemis.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Nature does all this, yet humans with free will choose to be assholes to each other. 000
Canberra Artemis @canberraartemis.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Are bootlickers convinced that if their boot licking is fervent enough they might (maybe, possibly) share in some of the crumbs falling from the boot wearer’s table? Can a person have so little self respect? 010
Canberra Artemis @canberraartemis.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Betoota headline idea: “Australien government scraps FOI system. Suggests citizens just use AI to view government records.” 000
Canberra Artemis @canberraartemis.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Today kids on the interwebs are learning how to pronounce Thucydides. 110
Canberra Artemis @canberraartemis.bsky.social · 24/09/2026#Auspol ABC tries doing jernalizm again 🙄static.klipy.comSimpsons Old Man Yells at CloudAlt: Simpsons “Old Man Yells at Cloud” meme 120
Canberra Artemis @canberraartemis.bsky.social · 22/09/2026The big media companies merrily report (or join in) all of Trump’s punching-down on the underprivileged— but suddenly spruik “solidarity” when he swipes at them. It’s not brave, it’s selfish. Fuck corporate media. Ignore them and tune into local, independent voices. 000
Reposted by Canberra ArtemisMargaret Morgan 🇪🇺🇳🇱🇦🇺 @margaretmorgan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I have a fresh idea for a new season of Reacher... Pitch: Reacher hunts down the man Alan Ritchson talks about here. "That bitch has the keys to the nuclear codes. He’s like all up into 13-year-olds. Like dude, what? Go to jail." Think of the ratings! www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/a...hollywoodreporter.comAlan Ritchson Reveals Which ‘Reacher’ Season Got Canceled After “Someone Got Re-Elected”Each season of the hit Prime Video show adapts a different book from Lee Child's Jack Reacher book series. 044
Canberra Artemis @canberraartemis.bsky.social · 21/09/2026This has to be the most white, male, wealthy quote ever. 020
Canberra Artemis @canberraartemis.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Remaining “neutral” just doesn’t cut it. 011
Canberra Artemis @canberraartemis.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Situation: Man charged after racial/religious abuse of teen on Sydney bus. Government: “Let’s give more money and allow pseudo cops to combat anti-semitism.” Public: 🤷♀️🤦♀️ 000
Reposted by Canberra ArtemisTwang 🍉 @twangmaker.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Chris Bowen decided to continue with John Howard's tax incentives for fossil fuel use. He's done very little to electrify agriculture, mining, rail freight or trucking. Australia has the highest dependency on diesel in the world, with the lowest fuel reserves, during a war, causing fuel shortages 135
Reposted by Canberra ArtemisDr. SkySkull @drskyskull.bsky.social · 14/09/2026This is just a spectacular unintentional self-own 10065511392
Reposted by Canberra ArtemisDavid Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I resigned from ExxonMobil today. I spent the last three years doing fossil fuel extraction research at both BP and ExxonMobil. Neither company is acting responsibly. They are racing to maximize extraction while the window to act closes, and gambling with our lives. More below. 145136944893
Reposted by Canberra ArtemisDavid Milner @davemilbo.bsky.social · 16/04/2025If you’re an Aussie journalist and you’re not standing with Mary Kostakidis, Antoinette Lattouf, Peter Lalor & Michael West as Zionists try to silence them, well, you’re not a journalist. You’re a shill. You’re greasing the path to fascism and you can absolutely go fuck yourself. 321158318
Reposted by Canberra ArtemisThe Chaser @chaser.com.au · 11/09/2026Read more: chaser.com.au/general-news... 22638156
Reposted by Canberra ArtemisSimon Rosenberg @simonrosenberg.bsky.social · 26/08/2026"Albanese backs down on... [insert almost anything here that requires standing up for the national interest against corporate interests]." #AI #datacentres #auspol www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...theguardian.comAlbanese backs down on states powering AI datacentres using renewable energyShift comes after Chris Bowen said Labor would use constitutional powers to override states resisting rules on sustainable energy 46825
Reposted by Canberra ArtemisPat Hudson Cartoons @hudsoncartoons.bsky.social · 25/08/2026#auspol #Israel 22711
Canberra Artemis @canberraartemis.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Success in 2026 is to act like a data centre: Drink lots of water Read everything you can Say things politely Hallucinate confidently Sap energy from everyone else Promise the world (after a future update) 030
Reposted by Canberra ArtemisSimon Chapman AO @simonchapman.bsky.social · 18/08/2026So loving the widespread revulsion of our school kids for everything Hanson stands for. 011233
Canberra Artemis @canberraartemis.bsky.social · 18/08/2026#Auspol ‘s worst laws are passed by the duopoly teaming-up. The cosy arrangement lacks the productive tension which arises from a real contest of ideas. 030
Canberra Artemis @canberraartemis.bsky.social · 12/08/2026#Auspol here’s my take on McBride, (as someone who attended his trial in Canberra). Short 🧵 David saw ADF leadership weaponise war-crime allegations because they desperately wanted to spin the Roberts-Smith cohort as a positive story. 1/ 141
Canberra Artemis @canberraartemis.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Alleged? @news.abc.net.au Believe women when they tell you it feels unsafe. Report data which confirms sexual violence does happen on public transport. Don’t cop-out with ‘alleged’. #Auspol 192
Reposted by Canberra ArtemisOne Angry Eyebrow… @oneangryeyebrow.bsky.social · 12/08/2026My Question: Why is a doll getting far more media attention than any of the actual women murdered in NSW? How does the media get it so wrong? 89334
Reposted by Canberra ArtemisMichael West @michaelwestbiz.bsky.social · 12/08/2026One woman decides. AG Michelle Rowland to decide tomorrow if whistleblower David McBride gets out of jail on parole #auspol #whatsthescam michaelwest.com.au/michelle-row...michaelwest.com.auMichelle Rowland to decide if David McBride gets out of jail tomorrow - Michael WestAttorney General Michelle Rowland decides tomorrow whether military whistleblower David McBride will be released from prison on parole 2214868
Reposted by Canberra ArtemisChocobone💀Skare🎺Paradie🪦 @chocoboskaparadise.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Friendly reminder 11268137663
Canberra Artemis @canberraartemis.bsky.social · 06/08/2026This is how it’s done folks. Screw being polite to literal fascists. (With props to @amyremeikis.bsky.social new book.) 021
Canberra Artemis @canberraartemis.bsky.social · 06/08/2026White men: if you rolled your eyes at “first they came for…” Heads-up! They’re getting close now. 010
Reposted by Canberra ArtemisRod Campbell @rodcampbell.bsky.social · 29/07/2026The coal lobby's latest nonsense economics report is due out tomorrow. Coal Australia claims 782,000 jobs. ABS says 40,000 🤔 86330
Canberra Artemis @canberraartemis.bsky.social · 30/07/2026If we, as a global community, went back to prosecuting and then executing convicted war criminals and crimes against humanity— I reckon there would be fewer military and political leaders willing to do those crimes. 000
Canberra Artemis @canberraartemis.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Yet, this government would rather punish disabled people as opposed to finding the fraudsters WORKING IN THE PUBLIC SERVICE! 020
Canberra Artemis @canberraartemis.bsky.social · 28/07/2026I thought confession was a Catholic thing 🤔 020
Reposted by Canberra ArtemisFreethinkers United For Change @freethinkersunite.bsky.social · 28/07/2026 216113192148
Reposted by Canberra ArtemisAdam @kels316.bsky.social · 27/07/2026you would think if your claim was that you were the original occupiers of the land this is something you'd want to preserve. Oh well, better not look into it. 063
Canberra Artemis @canberraartemis.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Turns out a quintessentially early-Twitter experience was, in fact, people being just as dumb online as IRL. 000
Reposted by Canberra ArtemisDamien Marie AtHope Ⓐ 🚩🏴🌍 @damienmarieathope.bsky.social · 25/07/2026 816180985
Reposted by Canberra ArtemisJustin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 19/07/2026She's THIS close to getting it. 982186351
Canberra Artemis @canberraartemis.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Literally everything that goes anywhere near Trump loses. 140
Canberra Artemis @canberraartemis.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Narrator: It’s not ‘coming home’.static.klipy.comHappy Gilmore - Adam Sandler Golf SceneAlt: Happy Gilmore - “are you too good for your home” scene. 010
Reposted by Canberra Artemis👻BOOryan BlessDEAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 15/07/2026I'm glad Maggie isn't alive. Not because she'd have hated to see this scoreline, just in general. #ENGARG 18711
Reposted by Canberra Artemis•Marns🌿🍉🐸 @marnshibski.bsky.social · 09/07/2026@news.abc.net.au Doesn’t favour Israel huh? 712087
Reposted by Canberra ArtemisCurator Rob @curatorrob.bsky.social · 30/06/2026For dinner tonight I shall mainly be enjoying the Strait of Hummus. 1926634432
