Cantinkerous @can-tinker-ous.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Not sure how to interpret this besides a bunch of Canadian geese-men in toupees staging an armed invasion of the United States. I'd watch this movie (if it weren't AI). 000
Cantinkerous @can-tinker-ous.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I'm going to turn my Autozam AZ-1 into a tiny Ford RS200. This sparks joy. 000
Cantinkerous @can-tinker-ous.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Is it weird to see a Metra-liveried locomotive in Georgia? 000
Cantinkerous @can-tinker-ous.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Me, autistic? Pshh. See alt text. I have a passion project around #ForzaHorizon6 I'm developing. Exploring the game purely from the perspective of the driving experience. Driving & tuning each car, exploring where the game sits in my lifelong relationship with racing games, etc. 000
Reposted by Cantinkerousprince egregious, heir apparent @sonofahurricane.bsky.social · 16/08/2026They’ve already been using the shock gloves on children. 6462234
Cantinkerous @can-tinker-ous.bsky.social · 13/08/2026If Forza Horizon 6 has taught me anything, it's that the 1991 Nissan Figaro is the greatest car ever made. 000
Cantinkerous @can-tinker-ous.bsky.social · 08/08/2026The worst thing about the upcoming Clayface movie is that they didn't make the obvious choice of hiring Alan Tudyk, putting him in a mocap suit, and body-swapping him with a fully CG Billy Bob Thornton. 000
Reposted by CantinkerousDon Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 31/07/2026The easiest possible layup for a President at war with another country would be to explain that they are attacking us. Trump won't do that because he views Minnesota as a bigger enemy than Iran. 18043421034
Cantinkerous @can-tinker-ous.bsky.social · 31/07/2026I just felt lightheaded and sat down for a moment and then I thought It's a strictly internal experience, hard to properly describe, but we all understand what it feels like. There are lots of things like that. It's neat. 000
Cantinkerous @can-tinker-ous.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Super duper hilarious considering that anyone paying even the slightest amount of attention is keenly aware that this debt absolutely MUST exist. 000
Cantinkerous @can-tinker-ous.bsky.social · 30/07/2026@jamesstout.bsky.social Do you have any notion as to why you sound bald? Your mane is objectively glorious, and yet when I hear you on the pods you are aurally bald. Specifically as a choice, not from hair loss. 000
Cantinkerous @can-tinker-ous.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Currently standing near a hipster MAGAt chain smoking American Spirits. I'm getting too old to understand the world 😂 000
Cantinkerous @can-tinker-ous.bsky.social · 30/07/2026The three Unforgivable Curses: "It's looking good so far." "Gonna put this right here so I don't forget it." "These edibles ain't shit." 000
Cantinkerous @can-tinker-ous.bsky.social · 29/07/2026One of Carnival's stupidest rules is that they'll.charge you $500 for vaping on your sterile balcony, but the smoking area is full of flammable shit. The rule is for "fire safety." This company is so fucking stupid. 000
Cantinkerous @can-tinker-ous.bsky.social · 20/07/2026If I were either (a) into or engagement bait or (b) a followers-haver, I would make some weird statement right now like "leftist F1 fans are either a surprisingly small or surprisingly large niche, but never the size you think" and just leave it hanging for comment. If. 000
Cantinkerous @can-tinker-ous.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Roddenberry's Basilisk: The a thought experiment which states that there could be an artificial superintelligence in the future that, while possibly Data, could with malign influence end up being Lore. I'm joking, but also seriously though. Sam Altman is definitely the wrong Soong brother. 000
Reposted by CantinkerousDan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Dang they really got a category for everything 203285745476
Cantinkerous @can-tinker-ous.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Surface: The new Muse album (The Wow! Signal) isn't as good as Will of the People was... Iceberg: 🎵ALL I'VE EVER DREAMED OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF HAD FLED TO THE STARS AND HIDES IN THE DARK🎵 000
Cantinkerous @can-tinker-ous.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Still hilarious to me that my bank is fine with me using a VPN but pizza places aren't. 000
Cantinkerous @can-tinker-ous.bsky.social · 30/06/2026So I guess we're gonna get supersonic private jets now. Don't hold your breath for a Concorde II or whatever -- in the highly unlikely scenario regular airline service is commercially viable at ALL, it won't be you and I buying tickets. JUST THE FUEL COSTS ALONE JESUS 000
Cantinkerous @can-tinker-ous.bsky.social · 27/06/2026bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha 000
Cantinkerous @can-tinker-ous.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Rewatching Speed Racer (2008) and holy shit I forgot how unbelievably based Trixie was as a little girl. As soon as that blonde girl dropped the r-slur against Speed, Trixie knocked her the FUCK out no hesitation. based based based based based based based 000
Reposted by CantinkerousNed Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social · 24/06/2026TBH I feel like Mamdani has bent over backwards to demonstrate that he's not remotely antisemitic, and guys like Frum who will call him an antisemite anyway on the basis of his religion and anti-Zionism are doing the work of bona fide antisemites 354707605
Cantinkerous @can-tinker-ous.bsky.social · 23/06/2026What really elevates this is that it's legitimately 100% the most straightforwardly logical design with which to tick off the clearly desired boxes: compartmentalization, ease of access, and accommodating height. This thing is 100% serious and 0% deliberately problematic and it's...like this. 000
Cantinkerous @can-tinker-ous.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Why does that last pic looked like the driver's rendering coordinates got jumbled and his textured polygons are just flapping around everywhere? 000
Reposted by CantinkerousHelen Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 20/06/2026Pro tip: never sign a treaty at Versailles. 945068
Cantinkerous @can-tinker-ous.bsky.social · 19/06/2026The concept of "never again" turns to campaigns of extermination upon contact with nationalism at an absolutely shocking speed. 000
Cantinkerous @can-tinker-ous.bsky.social · 19/06/2026We have to make sure his and the rest of the Netanyahu regime's war crimes trials take place in the still-extant Courtroom 600 of the Nuremburg Palace of Justice. Same for carrying out their inevitable and well-deserved sentences in the presumably-also-still-extant gymnasium. 100
Reposted by CantinkerousEric Walker @eric.games · 19/06/2026The GPU is not your enemy. The GPU was intended to channel magic smoke into the drawing of triangles, the virtuous shape. Evil men devised wicked shapes that should never have been drawn, and have used their influence to hoard the GPUs and twist the magic smoke toward the shape of their perversions. 81052262
Reposted by CantinkerousUngovernable Jamie Lynn @jamielynnkitten.bsky.social · 11/06/2026I have a moral obligation to repost this every time raw milk is in the news. 292077562
Reposted by CantinkerousPhil Theobald @whimsicalphil.bsky.social · 05/06/2026It’s Jadzia now, thanks. 162299469
Cantinkerous @can-tinker-ous.bsky.social · 05/06/2026I thought I was better than this, that I had evolved beyond desiring consumerist schlock. NOPE. I NEED THIS. I NEED THIS SO BAD. GIVE. GIVE IT TO ME IT IS PERFECT. 000
Cantinkerous @can-tinker-ous.bsky.social · 05/06/2026My son wants a Ninja CREAMi as a graduation present / getting his wisdom teeth pulled consolation. And that's fine. But that name, man. The CREAMi is 5,000% a sex toy or sex-adjacent service or app or whatever. Like, I'm gonna make a toy -- let's say a network-connected fleshlight and (🧵) 100
Cantinkerous @can-tinker-ous.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Some may call this based. They are wrong. This is FREEbased. 010
Cantinkerous @can-tinker-ous.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Once you fuel the rocket you've already committed to perpetrating an ecological disaster so really, so long as no one gets hurt, a rocket exploding on the pad is about as much fun as you can legally have. 000
Reposted by Cantinkerousamanda moore 🐢 @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social · 29/05/2026ICE is targeting journalists at Delaney Hall. They’re hitting photographers, breaking fingers and smashing off lenses. 3343862040
Cantinkerous @can-tinker-ous.bsky.social · 29/05/2026@postoctobrist.bsky.social chyron idea: Blue Origin Finally Closing Exploding Rocket Gap With SpaceX 000
Cantinkerous @can-tinker-ous.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Two impressions from First Light besides "goddamn this is awesome" 1. Priyanga Burfurd sounds a LOT like Marina Sirtis 2. Speaking of ST:TNG, another missed opportunity to cast John de Lancie for Q. There's even a "Q who?" dialogue prompt ferfucksakes 000
Reposted by CantinkerousTeam Talarico @teamtalaricohq.bsky.social · 27/05/2026This is Ken Paxton's mugshot. He was indicted on 3 felony counts for investment fraud. He was reported to the FBI by his own staff for bribery. He was impeached by his own party for corruption. Now he’s the Republican nominee for US Senate in Texas. Together we will stop him. 37879143025
Reposted by CantinkerousQasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 25/05/2026BREAKING: Adam Hoffman has been released from jail for "good behavior." Hoffman is the Waco, TX attorney who faced life without parole for repeatedly raping a young boy, until Texas AG Ken Paxton offered him 1 day in jail and no need to register as a sex offender. 58038042795
Reposted by CantinkerousRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 23/05/2026let this be a message to Americans who join the military. the GOP will campaign on your death and use their power to delete your existence from the history books once it becomes inconvenient. 3131571043
Reposted by CantinkerousJohn Breen @breen.tech · 22/05/2026Cw: rape So Israel kidnapped flotilla activists in international waters, raped them, shot them, broke their bones. And the governments of the world let them. 1257128
Cantinkerous @can-tinker-ous.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Never thought I'd live to see an "Ice Town Costs Ice Clown His Town Crown" headline IRL. 010
Cantinkerous @can-tinker-ous.bsky.social · 21/05/2026Why is there a whole subculture on bluesky of gooning over high school wrestlers' dick bulges? What the absolute fuck. 000
Cantinkerous @can-tinker-ous.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Barney Frank could've been remembered fondly, but he decided to use damn near his actual literal dying breath to shit on trans people. Fuck him and the legacy he destroyed on the way out. Hope he goes back to being forgotten now that he's dead. 183