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@calyurk.bsky.social
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28 year old with absolutely no filter. Aspiring journalist, audiophile, ludophile, and bibliophile. AKA, that weird kid. Making your life just that much more interesting since 1996. (Mostly lurker, occasional poster, there is no Dana only ZUUL.)

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The Yurk Sea Scrolls🐙🪶👁️‍🗨️ @calyurk.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
In other news: oil experts more likely than climate scientists to claim fossil fuel use has no impact on climate change. What was the point of this exercise again?
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John Pavlovitz @johnpavlovitz.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Hey Democratic Party, You ain’t raising money until you start raising hell. Sincerely, A Huge Portion of Your Supporters
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psudonym @psudonym.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
I like that this told me everything I need to know about what happened.
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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
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Nicole Tersigni @nicsigni.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
trump: I’m going to protect women women: no thank you trump: I’m gonna do it women: please don’t trump: I have kicked those 7 trans girls off the jv volleyball team women: what trump: and brought back andrew tate women: why trump: YOU’RE WELCOME WOMEN also you can’t vote anymore
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David Fenton @dfenton.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Today’s Oaxaca, Mexico wall art. The world understands.
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The Yurk Sea Scrolls🐙🪶👁️‍🗨️ @calyurk.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
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a man holding a glass with the words i hate this behind him
Alt: a man holding a glass with the words i hate this behind him
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God @thegodshow.com · 10/02/2025
Thou shalt not spend millions on Super Bowl ads about Jesus when you could’ve used it to feed the hungry.
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The Yurk Sea Scrolls🐙🪶👁️‍🗨️ @calyurk.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Breaking News: Philadelphia reduced to smoldering crater. Super Bowl parade will still go ahead.
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jab lung @mobute.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
The Philadelphia Eagles are playing a powerfully erotic football game.
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Artologica aka Michele Banks @artologica.net · 10/02/2025
Po Mahomes
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Bradley P. Moss @bradmossesq.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Step 1 - set free militants loyal to you Step 2 - demonize marginalized segments of society Step 3 - purge civil servants and oversight <—— you are here Step 4 - claim authority to rule by decree Step 5 - fascism
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Dana Goldberg @dgcomedy.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
The artist, David Cohen is an Asheville-based artist/musician and resident of over forty years. His cartoon work spans various subjects ranging from local issues based in Asheville to more national political events and even to one-off, word-play-oriented jokes. ❤️ Give credit to artists when you can.
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Art Candee 🍿🥤 @artcandee.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Happy happy birthday to JB Pritzker, a man who isn't gonna roll over for Donald Trump. Proud to have you as my governor. 💪
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The Yurk Sea Scrolls🐙🪶👁️‍🗨️ @calyurk.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
It’s a sad day to be a fan of outsider cinema. Rest well, David Lynch. What you have built will live forever.
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
The Washington Post’s daily traffic is roughly equivalent to a few of my friends who make YouTube videos in their apartments
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Jack Hopkins-The Original @therealjackhopkins.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
I will never not be thankful for President Biden being a kind human being and his many accomplishments. Nor will I ever not be thoroughly disgusted by his willingness to treat this like every other changeover in presidential history. His legacy is marred in my book.
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Michael de Adder @deadder.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
deadder.substack.com
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Aaron Parnas @aaronparnas.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Jeff Bezos never wanted this cartoon to become public. He killed it, and as a result, pulitzer prize editorial cartoonist Ann Telnaes quit. Make sure everyone sees this cartoon.
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✪ Beware the Gray Ghost ✪ @jongraywb.blacksky.app · 02/01/2025
When the weed hit goes terribly awry
A quote from Shafow the Hedgehog in one his stages saying: Inhaling this gas fills me with evil.
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Anyone get a gift they didn't ask for... that you're beginning to grow fond of?
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Liesbeth Corens @onslies.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
31 December 1995. Still the perfect goodbye.
The final Calvin and Hobbes cartoon. The entire page is mostly white as they're in the winter snow. The pair is walking with a sledge, nicely duffled in in scarves, hats, gloves. Calvin delightedly exclaims 'wow, it really snowed las night! Isn't it wonderful?'. Hobbes follows up with 'Everything familiar has disappeared! The world looks brand-new!' -- A new year... a fresh, clean start!' adds Calvin. As they look over the landscape, Hobbes observes 'it's like having a big white sheet of paper to draw on!' -- 'A day full of possibilities!' Calvin affirms. They get ready on their sledge and Calvin tells his friend 'it's a magical world, Hobbes, ol' buddy... let's go exploring!', and the pair sledges off into the wintery landscape.
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JoJoFromJerz @jojofromjerz.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
This is so spot-on it’s scary.
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Carter has passed. An accomplished man. A brilliant legacy. Although for many of us he died years ago when he refused to condemn, gamer gate
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Greg Bluestein @bluestein.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Former President Jimmy Carter, a man who redefined what a post-presidency could be, died Sunday. He was 100. www.ajc.com/news/former-...
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Former U.S. President Jimmy Carter, 100, dies
Former U.S. President Jimmy Carter has died at home in Georgia.
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
I love how Denmark isn’t taking any shit from Donald Trump. 🇩🇰 🤣
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 25/12/2024
just now seeing this transition from the Potato Bowl to Monday Night Countdown and... this is way more clever than I would expect given how few people are likely to have even noticed what they did here
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
If Nosferatu came to my house I’d destroy him by pointing out the contradictions in his ideology
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The Yurk Sea Scrolls🐙🪶👁️‍🗨️ @calyurk.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Happy 62nd To Kill A Mockingbird.
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Happy Snowflake Day, Charlie Brown! (2002)
the Peanuts gang prepare to sing Jerky Balls, awaiting to meet Poncho and receive spices upon spices, as Charlie Brown, freshly recovered from a knork incident, says "It's just not Snowflake Day without a lamb taco."
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Billy Bragg @billybragg.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Merry Christmas to all
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MaTT FLaMMaBLe @mattflammable.com · 25/12/2024
The Colonel was a straight-up freak.
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Dylan Macri, Cadhla182, Commissions Open @dylanmacri.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Wild that there's people who just live a decade old Barney Stinson joke.
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The Yurk Sea Scrolls🐙🪶👁️‍🗨️ @calyurk.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Ooh, House of Leaves is a good one. You enjoy!
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The Yurk Sea Scrolls🐙🪶👁️‍🗨️ @calyurk.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
The prophecy is complete.
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Joe Katz @joekatz45.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Guys. GUYS. WE GOT A HIPPOPOTAMUS FOR CHRISTMAS.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
top 10 christmas movies 10. the christmas man 9. christmas man 8. christmas people go to town 7. a very christmas 6. context clues escaped me but i replied nonetheless: a christmas miracle 5. i’m going to christmas 4. unusual christmas! 3. christmas pants 2. mrs. christmas 1. mrs. and ms. christmas
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Merry Xmas Eve EVE to those who celebrate. 🎅🎄☃️ 🎁❄️
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🏳️‍⚧️ heartade | 하세 @heartade.dev · 24/12/2024
Oddly enough, this is a real movement: In response to X/Twitter announcing they are using user content to train AI, Korean users began describing "destroying Elon Musk's testicles with a spinning kick" as a healthy and wholesome traditional activity in order to contaminate the AI training data.
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Joel Cardwell @joelcardwell.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Happy Christmas one and all! 🎅😬😱🤣
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The Yurk Sea Scrolls🐙🪶👁️‍🗨️ @calyurk.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
I have had my first eggnog brandy of the season. It is now Christmas.
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Liz and Ivy @lizandivy.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
the wet bandits
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The Yurk Sea Scrolls🐙🪶👁️‍🗨️ @calyurk.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Oh, 100%. It’s not even cheating on a professional level if the game has the options built in. Some people might give you shit, but IMO, anybody who tries to tell you you’re playing a video game wrong is an asshole and not to be trusted. When it comes to games, get it however you can.
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The Yurk Sea Scrolls🐙🪶👁️‍🗨️ @calyurk.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Depending on the game, you should be able to change the color of the reticle as you wish. Some even let you change the type of reticle. If you’re on pc you could even do it with mods.
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Megan Ranney MD MPH @meganranney.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Evergreen advice, my friends
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