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Tom Coombe @calmtomb.bsky.social · 5h
Perfect way to start the season
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feral bat @feralhattie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
One great thing about lacking object permanence is that I still really enjoy the heck out of a good game of peekaboo.
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Kendra Alvey @kendragarden.bsky.social · 12h
The nurse told me I had good veins so I said, "Thanks, they're haunted."
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 15h
Ask your doctor if jeopardizing your health to make the rich richer is right for you
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Tom Coombe @calmtomb.bsky.social · 16h
Ideally simultaneously
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Tom Coombe @calmtomb.bsky.social · 16h
The 2028 election will just be Rahm Emanuel and RFK Jr. on a stage just eating increasingly horrifying things. Last man standing becomes president.
Article about Rahm Emanuel

He's on a quest to live forever.
Mr. Emanuel's morning routine involves waking up at 4 a.m., stretching for 40 minutes and then doing breath work, sauna, meditation, an ice plunge and infrared light therapy before ingesting a protein shake and a cup of live worms to fight off "the bad bacteria in my gut." He describes a recent lunch with his old CAA boss, Michael Ovitz. Mr. Emanuel writes:
"He goes to the gym; he thinks that means he's taking care of himself. But it doesn't. I scold him. He hasn't gotten his blood work done in years, he isn't doing ice plunges, he isn't doing daily breath work, he isn't fasting. And he needs to be eating worms."
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Tom Coombe @calmtomb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I thought I had a story in me to submit to this, but in the end found it (pardon the pun) unappetizing. Still, going by Cursed Morsels' track record, this is going to be a killer anthology, and the horror writers among you should consider submitting.
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Tom Coombe @calmtomb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
There was a class called "business math" that was perversely, only open to students who didn't plan to go to college. So those kids got practical skills, while I took, almost failed, and have never since used, trigonometry.
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Tom Coombe @calmtomb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I hate that kind of rock. It's somehow angry and emotionless at the same time.
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Tom Coombe @calmtomb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What it says about me is I'm 49. I just looked at the Billboard hot 100 and recognized maybe 13 names. With a couple of exceptions, I couldn't tell you what their music sounds like. Some kid could tell me they're going to see Flimby open for Juvon Joste and that would sound totally accurate.
Scolding Rolling Stone article: At this point, though, if someone contends they've never even heard of
"Choosin' Texas" or Langley, it may say more about the listener than the song.
Or, for that matter, what they want to project to the world. With incessant news coverage alongside chart and playlist presence, it's pretty difficult to still claim total ignorance on this one.
Perhaps there is a deeper reason why people say they haven't heard the song and feel the need to make it known: cultural cachet.
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Tom Coombe @calmtomb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
For me it’s “I’m almost 50 and it would be weird for me to be familiar with the billboard top 100.”
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Tom Coombe @calmtomb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oddly enough, Batman.
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Tom Coombe @calmtomb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Honestly, I think it works year round.
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Tom Coombe @calmtomb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Yeah, I can’t imagine Mark Zuckerberg making people feel uneasy.
"I think if I started wearing suits to work, people would freak out."
In an exclusive interview with The New York Times, Mark Zuckerberg, Meta's CEO, talked for the first time about his style evolution.
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Cursed Morsels @cursedmorsels.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Today, tomorrow, and Monday are the last days to submit a food systems horror/Weird fiction story! Looking forward to reading yours: cursedmorsels.com/submission-c...
cursedmorsels.com
Submission Calls
Cursed Morsels: A Food Systems Horror Anthology submission call (open August 24th through September 28th) OverviewCursed Morsels: A Food Systems Horror Anthology is open to both horror and Weird fi…
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Tom Coombe @calmtomb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Easy mistake.
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Tom Coombe @calmtomb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
There’s an attack ad against our congressman that ends with a shot that’s basically this scene in Bram Stoker’s Dracula.
Dracula’s eyes in the sky
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
you guys broke watergate
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Tom Coombe @calmtomb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Pretty Woman: The Quickening
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Tom Coombe @calmtomb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My brother used to get ear infections which meant a lot of trips to the ENT department and I always kind of looked forward to it because their waiting room had this giant display case of all the stuff they’d extracted from people’s ears, noses and throats.
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Tom Coombe @calmtomb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You’ve been steered correctly.
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Tom Coombe @calmtomb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It’s so good. The scene where the statue shows up really freaked me out.
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Tom Coombe @calmtomb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I like that Barnes and Noble has this shelved in the B section, as if the YouTube sociopath guy’s actual last name is “Beast.” (Also, read Between Two Fires. It rocks)
MrBeast’s book shelved next to Christopher Buehlman’s Between Two Fires
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
if you don't know your own address it's because you specifically don't have to know it. people that detached from reality shouldn't be in a position to drive social policy for those of us living in reality
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Tom Coombe @calmtomb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Yoga is a great way to clear your mind so you can think about various plot points from Boardwalk Empire.
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Eric Raglin @ericraglin1992.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Cursed Classroom is limited to ten seats, so reach out as soon as you can! Free scholarship seats are available, too. See the details in the quoted post.
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Tom Coombe @calmtomb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“My boy’s a box! A BOOOXXXXXXX!!!”
Red baseball cap on top of a cardboard box
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Tom Coombe @calmtomb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Thank you to my friends and loved ones, to all the readers and my fellow writers, to every editor who liked what they saw in my work and to my awful, awful job for driving me to write stuff that doesn’t poison my blood. #HorrorWritersChat
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Tom Coombe @calmtomb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Sitting next to the long-dead Bram Stoker would probably get a lot of people over to my table. #HorrorWritersChat
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Tom Coombe @calmtomb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'd love to sit in on a panel about found footage horror, whether it's in print or on screen. #HorrorWritersChat
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Tom Coombe @calmtomb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Tom Coombe, author of several short horror stories, working on a new piece with this pitch: What if there was a support group for cult escapees that was itself a cult? #HorrorWritersChat
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Tom Coombe @calmtomb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My grandfather was a loud and very unusual sneezer. "YEEEEE-SHAH!"
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Tom Coombe @calmtomb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
One of our neighbors is a tiny, pleasant, soft-spoken woman who sneezes like her spine is coming out of her body.
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Tom Coombe @calmtomb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I have a friend who works in the music business who said Taylor Swift's "Patient Zero" is part of a larger, forthcoming album. Not sure what to think about some of these song titles.
Fascinating 
Evolution
Breaking Quarantine
They've Shut Down The Interstates
Red Nashville
Food is the New Currency
Infected
It Might Just Be the Flu
Tremors
Burned, Not Buried
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Tom Coombe @calmtomb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Trump would climb into the portal inside his head and stay there.
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Tom Coombe @calmtomb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Solely for language: "Oh fuck! It's Godzilla!" "Oh, god-fucking-dammit, not Godzilla again." Things like that.
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Tom Coombe @calmtomb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Grade school fundraiser (selling cookies?) and the company rep stressed that we had to talk to our parents about the sale RIGHT AWAY to get started. He kept pointing to this cardboard cut out of a menacing grasshopper named "Mr. Smiley" "You have to talk to your parents before Mr. Smiley does."
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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I am not terribly upset with the development "AI evangelism becoming associated with the ugly senile rapist everyone hates"
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Tom Coombe @calmtomb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This was supposed to be our closing movie for last year’s October horror marathon before our electricity got knocked out on Halloween night. Looking forward to instead OPENING this year’s marathon with this scuzzy beautiful gem.
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Tom Coombe @calmtomb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Rare shortsighted decision from Trump.
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Chris Scott @iamchrisscott.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A new little computer nightmare from me at Plague Circus Press
plaguecircuspress.com
I Am Still in the Computer Lab by Chris Scott
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Tom Coombe @calmtomb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The whole season is the TV equivalent of an album where you don’t skip any tracks.
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TamiCru @tamicru.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
boss: just one quick thing (but you'll need to invent the means to live forever)
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Tom Coombe @calmtomb.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This is something that the most maladjusted kid in my class would have drawn in 7th grade.
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Tom Coombe @calmtomb.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Yeah, seven books that hop and straddle genres, written over 22 years by a writer who went through two massive life changes during that period is not going to be easily adaptable.
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Tom Coombe @calmtomb.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Babylon Bee story that showed up in my Facebook feed: Lifelong Pearl Jam fan close to figuring out three of their lyrics Bart Simpson reading Mad Magazine: 
"THE LIGHTER SIDE OF HIPPIES" HA HA! THEY DON'T CARE WHOSE TOES THEY STEP ON”
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Tom Coombe @calmtomb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
“You’re talking about a TROUGH. We’re not going to eat from a TROUGH.”
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Tom Coombe @calmtomb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
“Cocaine” by Eric Clapton: Not a good song, but also the perfect song for a really heavy handed montage in a movie about people selling cocaine.
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Tom Coombe @calmtomb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Peter Sellers and Sterling Hayden in Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
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Tom Coombe @calmtomb.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I don’t know the difference between Rod Dreher and Ross Douhat and I kinda think it’s probably not that important to know.
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