Reposted by Tom Coombeferal bat @feralhattie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026One great thing about lacking object permanence is that I still really enjoy the heck out of a good game of peekaboo. 082
Reposted by Tom CoombeKendra Alvey @kendragarden.bsky.social · 12hThe nurse told me I had good veins so I said, "Thanks, they're haunted." 2266
Reposted by Tom CoombeViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 15hAsk your doctor if jeopardizing your health to make the rich richer is right for you 13537144
Tom Coombe @calmtomb.bsky.social · 16hThe 2028 election will just be Rahm Emanuel and RFK Jr. on a stage just eating increasingly horrifying things. Last man standing becomes president. 150
Tom Coombe @calmtomb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I thought I had a story in me to submit to this, but in the end found it (pardon the pun) unappetizing. Still, going by Cursed Morsels' track record, this is going to be a killer anthology, and the horror writers among you should consider submitting. 020
Tom Coombe @calmtomb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026There was a class called "business math" that was perversely, only open to students who didn't plan to go to college. So those kids got practical skills, while I took, almost failed, and have never since used, trigonometry. 070
Tom Coombe @calmtomb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I hate that kind of rock. It's somehow angry and emotionless at the same time. 010
Tom Coombe @calmtomb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026What it says about me is I'm 49. I just looked at the Billboard hot 100 and recognized maybe 13 names. With a couple of exceptions, I couldn't tell you what their music sounds like. Some kid could tell me they're going to see Flimby open for Juvon Joste and that would sound totally accurate. 3150
Tom Coombe @calmtomb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026For me it’s “I’m almost 50 and it would be weird for me to be familiar with the billboard top 100.” 060
Tom Coombe @calmtomb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Yeah, I can’t imagine Mark Zuckerberg making people feel uneasy. 1100
Reposted by Tom CoombeCursed Morsels @cursedmorsels.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Today, tomorrow, and Monday are the last days to submit a food systems horror/Weird fiction story! Looking forward to reading yours: cursedmorsels.com/submission-c...cursedmorsels.comSubmission CallsCursed Morsels: A Food Systems Horror Anthology submission call (open August 24th through September 28th) OverviewCursed Morsels: A Food Systems Horror Anthology is open to both horror and Weird fi… 11511
Tom Coombe @calmtomb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026There’s an attack ad against our congressman that ends with a shot that’s basically this scene in Bram Stoker’s Dracula. 160
Reposted by Tom Coomberax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 25/09/2026you guys broke watergate 22889341210
Tom Coombe @calmtomb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026My brother used to get ear infections which meant a lot of trips to the ENT department and I always kind of looked forward to it because their waiting room had this giant display case of all the stuff they’d extracted from people’s ears, noses and throats. 111
Tom Coombe @calmtomb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026It’s so good. The scene where the statue shows up really freaked me out. 010
Tom Coombe @calmtomb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I like that Barnes and Noble has this shelved in the B section, as if the YouTube sociopath guy’s actual last name is “Beast.” (Also, read Between Two Fires. It rocks) 351
Reposted by Tom Coombedr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 24/09/2026if you don't know your own address it's because you specifically don't have to know it. people that detached from reality shouldn't be in a position to drive social policy for those of us living in reality 331808350
Tom Coombe @calmtomb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Yoga is a great way to clear your mind so you can think about various plot points from Boardwalk Empire. 280
Reposted by Tom CoombeEric Raglin @ericraglin1992.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Cursed Classroom is limited to ten seats, so reach out as soon as you can! Free scholarship seats are available, too. See the details in the quoted post. 065
Tom Coombe @calmtomb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Thank you to my friends and loved ones, to all the readers and my fellow writers, to every editor who liked what they saw in my work and to my awful, awful job for driving me to write stuff that doesn’t poison my blood. #HorrorWritersChat 0135
Tom Coombe @calmtomb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Sitting next to the long-dead Bram Stoker would probably get a lot of people over to my table. #HorrorWritersChat 1185
Tom Coombe @calmtomb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I'd love to sit in on a panel about found footage horror, whether it's in print or on screen. #HorrorWritersChat 0255
Tom Coombe @calmtomb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Tom Coombe, author of several short horror stories, working on a new piece with this pitch: What if there was a support group for cult escapees that was itself a cult? #HorrorWritersChat 12310
Tom Coombe @calmtomb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026My grandfather was a loud and very unusual sneezer. "YEEEEE-SHAH!" 010
Tom Coombe @calmtomb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026One of our neighbors is a tiny, pleasant, soft-spoken woman who sneezes like her spine is coming out of her body. 180
Tom Coombe @calmtomb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I have a friend who works in the music business who said Taylor Swift's "Patient Zero" is part of a larger, forthcoming album. Not sure what to think about some of these song titles. 020
Tom Coombe @calmtomb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Trump would climb into the portal inside his head and stay there. 110
Tom Coombe @calmtomb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Solely for language: "Oh fuck! It's Godzilla!" "Oh, god-fucking-dammit, not Godzilla again." Things like that. 3211
Tom Coombe @calmtomb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Grade school fundraiser (selling cookies?) and the company rep stressed that we had to talk to our parents about the sale RIGHT AWAY to get started. He kept pointing to this cardboard cut out of a menacing grasshopper named "Mr. Smiley" "You have to talk to your parents before Mr. Smiley does." 020
Reposted by Tom CoombeKylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I am not terribly upset with the development "AI evangelism becoming associated with the ugly senile rapist everyone hates" 110617
Tom Coombe @calmtomb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026This was supposed to be our closing movie for last year’s October horror marathon before our electricity got knocked out on Halloween night. Looking forward to instead OPENING this year’s marathon with this scuzzy beautiful gem. 010
Reposted by Tom CoombeChris Scott @iamchrisscott.bsky.social · 21/09/2026A new little computer nightmare from me at Plague Circus Pressplaguecircuspress.comI Am Still in the Computer Lab by Chris Scott 1207
Tom Coombe @calmtomb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026The whole season is the TV equivalent of an album where you don’t skip any tracks. 000
Reposted by Tom CoombeTamiCru @tamicru.bsky.social · 20/09/2026boss: just one quick thing (but you'll need to invent the means to live forever) 021
Tom Coombe @calmtomb.bsky.social · 20/09/2026This is something that the most maladjusted kid in my class would have drawn in 7th grade. 1140
Tom Coombe @calmtomb.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Yeah, seven books that hop and straddle genres, written over 22 years by a writer who went through two massive life changes during that period is not going to be easily adaptable. 110
Tom Coombe @calmtomb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026“You’re talking about a TROUGH. We’re not going to eat from a TROUGH.” 181
Tom Coombe @calmtomb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026“Cocaine” by Eric Clapton: Not a good song, but also the perfect song for a really heavy handed montage in a movie about people selling cocaine. 0100
Tom Coombe @calmtomb.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I don’t know the difference between Rod Dreher and Ross Douhat and I kinda think it’s probably not that important to know. 190