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Callie (horse boy)

@calli.bsky.social
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Senior front end engineer. #ActuallyAutistic and I complain about video games a lot. Opinions and shitposts are from my cat. ex msft, AWS Games, Wowhead. Adopted, mixed race parentage but white af Ace/demi, nonbinary/genderfuck, married, masking

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Callie (horse boy) @calli.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Real disappointed in how many of my friends thought that ponies are baby horses No those are foals Ponies are demons sent from hell
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
back my book kickstarter ❤️ kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun
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beef boy @beefboy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
dirty alley. a man in front of me, crying. sweat rolls down my neck. my heart is racing, i don't know if the rats is either. i shouldnt be here. i feel a sharp tug under my hat- i scream. it's raw, the power tearing apart my throat. i don't hear the gunshot. the man lies dead. remy's wish, my burden
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Callie (horse boy) @calli.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Literally about to uninstall Spotify with how fucking invasive it is. On my home screen and going to another app, why the fuck does Spotify open?
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Callie (horse boy) @calli.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Dreamed I could fight to the death to give my cat a few more years There was a black tie dinner and all the tables were alphabetical but I sat at A without knowing and had to move P was taken (her name is Panda) I had to fight or leave Woke up right before I died 😠
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Callie (horse boy) @calli.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Uhm so this is a prenatal vitamin (no not yet :() Anyway it wants me to consult my doctor if I am pregnant before taking it ..my doctor who told me to start a prenatal before I get pregnant because why not Anyway like okay I guess
Bottle of a prenatal informing me to tell my doctor I’m taking it if pregnant or nursing
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Callie (horse boy) @calli.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
At the craft store and heard a mom and daughter Daughter says stop calling me by my sisters name, you only have two kids And I’m just remembering how many times I called my dogs by each others name and realizing I will definitely be that mom
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Emily L. Hauser (she/her) ❌👑 @emilylhauser.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
So worked up I forgot the UNRWA link. You get my point. Don't just say "Fuck Ed Sheeran." www.unrwa.org
unrwa.org
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 14/09/2026
Elsewhere on Bluesky folks are noting that The Kids These Days aren't much into Douglas Adams. As someone who is much into Douglas Adams (and in fact wrote an intro to new edition of his works) allow me to remind folks that it's not actually surprising when The Kids aren't into decades-old stuff.
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Smeesh 🌿 Illustrator for hire @asmeesh.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Good intentions.
black and white sketch of a downed crow, arrow sticking out, feet comically in the air. A speech bubble reads "have you tried water?"
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Tyler King @tyleraking.com · 14/09/2026
You’re gonna miss having clean air.
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Kastor @kastor.sh · 13/09/2026
When you closely examine a lot of seemingly unrelated things in society you just find eugenics again. It’s pervasive in modern society.
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Callie (horse boy) @calli.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Reddit reminding me yet again that dog breed discrimination has some close ass ties to racism in people
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Talarian @talarian.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Too stupid to stop, too smart to slop
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Callie (horse boy) @calli.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Taking a picture of my nails with my newest sticker to announce we are back in the crotchet business thanks to Jason who came all the way from Vietnam just to do my nails
A water bottle with a sticker of a horse in pink boots that says “ladies & theydjes we ride at dawn” and also my nails are a black cat eye
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Callie (horse boy) @calli.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I’m just a trans trypophobic thembo who likes making weird little guys. AI is trying to take that away from me but it won’t win because I am too stupid to stop
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Katherine the Sixth @luigithirty.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Hololive Justice backstory
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Callie (horse boy) @calli.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Decided it’s mani time today 👁️👄👁️
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Katherine the Sixth @luigithirty.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
sometimes a couch is just a couch
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kristinfo.bsky.social @kristinfo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It's literally illegal - just the offer - is illegal. What if we all - Call it in. ☎️ If you suspect or witness someone offering financial incentives or practicing voter coercion, you can report it directly to the non-partisan Election Protection Hotline at 866-OUR-VOTE (866-687-8683)
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 11/09/2026
have y'all seen this one before
the meme image of a smug looking frat bro holding up a finger with text superimposed on his tank top which reads: Satire requires a clarity of purpose and target lest it be mistaken for and contribute to that which it intends to criticize
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Callie (horse boy) @calli.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
So that happened right as I’m getting REALLY into crochet. Pulling a window down, my hand slipped and off came the most important nail on my hand. For context, my fingertips are excessively sensitive, which is why I keep them long (even when playing guitar!) - so yarn may be hell to handle :(
My hand with the middle finger nail broke off :(
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saoirse @spacethey.gay · 11/09/2026
i still think that, a year later, the tragic events surrounding charlie kirk's death can serve as a moment to educate ourselves. if you hold in a sneeze your whole shit will ABSOLUTELY blow out. its dangerous!
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Amy Hoy @amyhoy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
the men pushing the idea that locks of love is a conspiracy theory are exactly the kind of creeper we all know to avoid if we run into them in a bar. watching those excerpts was PAINFUL
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Dr. Matt Moyer @mo0876.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Ad touting NPR's "holding the powerful accountable," makes me laugh derisively.
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MS Kohut @mskohut.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Don’t ever forget that on the day after the 2024 election, Elon Musk admitted to rigging it.. SO proud. And yet not a single congressional investigation. Not one.
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Time to pull a LOT of rabbits out of the hat
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Bryan Edward Stone (שָׁלוֹם) @bestonetx.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Who?
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Callie (horse boy) @calli.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Also wild to think I was in NYC for work a year ago at the same time as some dude got sniped and, honestly more heartbreakingly, a woman was stabbed on the train like a few blocks from me
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Callie (horse boy) @calli.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Bro NPR reporting this morning about the $5k for voting and was like “oh that’s probably not legal” and I think I scared my cat by how loudly I said REALLY YOU THINK
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Kendra "Gloom is My Beat" Pierre-Louis @kendrawrites.com · 10/09/2026
Since 9/11 is happening. During the racial reckoning the band formerly known as the Dixie Chicks realized the problematic issues with the name Dixie and just go by The Chicks now. If you're like, "isn't chicks an issue" I'm not going to hold your hand through understanding ingroup reclamation
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Callie (horse boy) @calli.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
TV makers could make so much money selling us dumb TVs but they won’t because then they can’t sell our data
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Callie (horse boy) @calli.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
My mom thought I was being dramatic on Saturday when I told her AI can be the downfall of society.
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 08/07/2026
Just making a thread of #TechFailures, because I'm seeing a lot of them these days. Not the big obvious stuff, but the everyday garbage I have to deal with, ranging from annoying to incredibly disruptive. Yesterday and today: Dropbox on my Mac changed all my files to online-only. Without my asking.
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BananaMeteor @bananameteor.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Sorting through my collection, so it's time to share these again! Original Banjo-Kazooie bug sheets, courtesy of @thejinjonator.bsky.social These logs were printed out and passed around the team to organize fixes. This set is dated May 5th, 1998, just shy of two month's before the game's launch.
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nai 🦋 @astoldbynai.blacksky.app · 17/04/2026
It is disheartening when I hear "I'm not teaching anyone how to have sex" to a SA survivor. SA survivors approach sex differently than people who haven't been assaulted but people don't take shit like that into account. They think with their dicks.
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Callie (horse boy) @calli.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I did my first crochet! (Just the one row)
A rectangle of red tubey yarn with a teal stitch marker
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 04/09/2026
“We could do tremendous good for ourselves by just not trading with countries” — Trump’s bonkers view of trade is that you become wealthy by not engaging in commerce
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Callie (horse boy) @calli.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Shrieking into the void because I’m going to be late for my crochet class tonight because either Costco or Instacart are being slow mfer’s about delivering my pain meds
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Anne Lutz Fernandez @lutzfernandez.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
A big part is the US's car-dependent system, which means spending on transportation is inversely correlated with income. (vs. Europe, where the richer you are, the greater % of your budget you spend on transportation.) It's key to why high/volatile gas prices are the real third rail in US politics.
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The High Cost of Transportation in the United States
What does the average American pay to get around every day in 2024? What portion of their income is devoted to transportation? Is that cost typical across developed countries? Unfortunately, the porti...
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Callie (horse boy) @calli.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
You have 3 reasons to organize your crap: 1. Find it easier/keep stock of what you have 2. Prevent it from being ruined or broken 3. Appease the tastes of social media commenters who know more than anyone else
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Metroplex @metroplex.northsky.social · 04/09/2026
Speaking as somebody in tech, cyber-security beyond the barest of minimum is an afterthought and deemed an unnecessary cost for most shops. They only do so when government regulations require them to, which is the opposite of where the state is right now.
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Metroplex @metroplex.northsky.social · 04/09/2026
Some of the best cyber-engineers I've ever met are either unemployed or underemployed simply because the industry doesn't consider their skills worth paying for, despite the fact that silicon valley is charging blindfolded to make the world a cyber-dependent panopticon.
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Tanya D. || Writer || Narrative Designer @cypheroftyr.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Just got notice that CVS has the updated COVID-19 jab available. Book your jab time & place asap!! I also opted in to allow notice that I’m up to date to be sent to IL’s registry.
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Kira Leigh 🏳️‍⚧️ @kiraleigh.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
a Japanese sign featuring the Windows logo and text that reads "Michaelsoft Binbows." I don't know what the Japanese text says.
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Callie (horse boy) @calli.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
TLDR yeah so ~4 years ago I injured my rotator cuff and did PT for it. It still sometimes hurts a lot. Like a LOT a lot
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Callie (horse boy) @calli.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
If I ever get an award where I get to give a speech, I will thank Icy Hot for allowing me to continue to use my right arm
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Screw Tape Letters @muleskinnerpress.net · 01/09/2026
FaceTime call at the front, music on phone speakers in the back, that's just bus life baby
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Chantal James @chantalalive.blacksky.app · 31/08/2026
Thank you so much for saying this for us mad people. The norm of sanity permits plenty people to be perfectly evil while perfectly sane. You don’t have to be a mad person to be evil. Often you just have to be a normal white person going along with the hate society allows from you.
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