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Callie (horse boy)

@calli.bsky.social
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Senior front end engineer. #ActuallyAutistic and I complain about video games a lot. Opinions and shitposts are from my cat. ex msft, AWS Games, Wowhead. Adopted, mixed race parentage but white af Ace/demi, nonbinary/genderfuck, married, masking

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Callie (horse boy) @calli.bsky.social · 11h
I really need a gif made of Keanu Reeves offering Seth Rogen a chicken nuggie This scene occurs in Good Fortune
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Callie (horse boy) @calli.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Learning about the Vanessa Mae Olympics thing has given a new rent free resident in my head
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Steve Mullis @stevemullis.net · 05/10/2026
[car dealership waiting room] Me: [chanting] knobs, knobs- Other car buyers: knobs, KNOBS Car salesman: [pounding desk] KNOBS, KNOBS, KNOBS!
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Knobs Returning To Some Automakers’ Vehicles, To The Relief Of Many
Auto companies are listening to the complaints of consumers, who want their knobs and buttons back.
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Wraithe @wraithe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
OK, it took 30 hours to do it, but I finally managed to create Agentic systems to play all my video games for me Now if I can just create some agents to ride my motorcyle for me and drive my car through some winding Mountain roads, I can get back to my life’s work: Working myself to into a grave
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Callie (horse boy) @calli.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
tech bros wasting their money on ai and killing the world when the real money is in figuring out how to engineer lilies that won't kill cats i love lilies, but cannot and will not own them for obvious reasons
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Callie (horse boy) @calli.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Exactly. We used to say at the stable, the shorter they are, the closer to Hell 😂
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Callie (horse boy) @calli.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Real disappointed in how many of my friends thought that ponies are baby horses No those are foals Ponies are demons sent from hell
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Callie (horse boy) @calli.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
21 - Demon with Benefits from Aurora Ascher Yeah parts of this made me cringe because it reminded me of an ex. But overall I think this was my favorite of the series! Love a cute artist.
My kindle with the cover of Demon with Benefits by Aurora As her
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
back my book kickstarter ❤️ kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun
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beef boy @beefboy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
dirty alley. a man in front of me, crying. sweat rolls down my neck. my heart is racing, i don't know if the rats is either. i shouldnt be here. i feel a sharp tug under my hat- i scream. it's raw, the power tearing apart my throat. i don't hear the gunshot. the man lies dead. remy's wish, my burden
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Callie (horse boy) @calli.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Literally about to uninstall Spotify with how fucking invasive it is. On my home screen and going to another app, why the fuck does Spotify open?
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Callie (horse boy) @calli.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Dreamed I could fight to the death to give my cat a few more years There was a black tie dinner and all the tables were alphabetical but I sat at A without knowing and had to move P was taken (her name is Panda) I had to fight or leave Woke up right before I died 😠
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Callie (horse boy) @calli.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
20 - My Demon Hunter by Aurora Ascher Continuing the series because I didn’t mind the first one. It’s definitely very popcorn reading but I’m fine with books that are just fun. I liked that this one differed from the first pretty well. Also love a non main stream FMC
Cover of My Demon Hunter by Aurora Ascher
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Callie (horse boy) @calli.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Uhm so this is a prenatal vitamin (no not yet :() Anyway it wants me to consult my doctor if I am pregnant before taking it ..my doctor who told me to start a prenatal before I get pregnant because why not Anyway like okay I guess
Bottle of a prenatal informing me to tell my doctor I’m taking it if pregnant or nursing
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Callie (horse boy) @calli.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
At the craft store and heard a mom and daughter Daughter says stop calling me by my sisters name, you only have two kids And I’m just remembering how many times I called my dogs by each others name and realizing I will definitely be that mom
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Emily L. Hauser (she/her) ❌👑 @emilylhauser.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
So worked up I forgot the UNRWA link. You get my point. Don't just say "Fuck Ed Sheeran." www.unrwa.org
unrwa.org
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 14/09/2026
Elsewhere on Bluesky folks are noting that The Kids These Days aren't much into Douglas Adams. As someone who is much into Douglas Adams (and in fact wrote an intro to new edition of his works) allow me to remind folks that it's not actually surprising when The Kids aren't into decades-old stuff.
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Smeesh 🌿 Illustrator for hire @asmeesh.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Good intentions.
black and white sketch of a downed crow, arrow sticking out, feet comically in the air. A speech bubble reads "have you tried water?"
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Tyler King @tyleraking.com · 14/09/2026
You’re gonna miss having clean air.
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Callie (horse boy) @calli.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
19 - My Funny Demon Valentine by Aurora Ascher This book was a whore. But on the other hand, what book about the Prince of Lust falling in love not be a whore? And why are we whore book shaming?
Cover of My Funny Demon Valentine by Aurora Ascher
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What The Doorman Bought @kastor.sh · 13/09/2026
When you closely examine a lot of seemingly unrelated things in society you just find eugenics again. It’s pervasive in modern society.
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Callie (horse boy) @calli.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
My other favorite part of this was when I told a story about how a chihuahua once bit a pit bull hard enough to kill the pit bull, someone compared it to a baby with a gun No, that wasn’t an accident. Always a good reminder how stupid and racist people are.
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Callie (horse boy) @calli.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Reddit reminding me yet again that dog breed discrimination has some close ass ties to racism in people
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Callie (horse boy) @calli.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
And to make sure it’s clear, I assume this ruling is for it to be to all citizens, not to specific districts/areas and especially not for them to vote for specific people? It’s odd because the statistic my brain wants to surface is that RNC loses with higher turnout
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Callie (horse boy) @calli.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This is true. But honestly, the best thing they could do is simply make voting more accessible. We all know that he can promise to pay pennies and yet none of that would be in the pockets of any of the US public
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Talarian @talarian.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Too stupid to stop, too smart to slop
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Callie (horse boy) @calli.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Taking a picture of my nails with my newest sticker to announce we are back in the crotchet business thanks to Jason who came all the way from Vietnam just to do my nails
A water bottle with a sticker of a horse in pink boots that says “ladies & theydjes we ride at dawn” and also my nails are a black cat eye
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Callie (horse boy) @calli.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I’m just a trans trypophobic thembo who likes making weird little guys. AI is trying to take that away from me but it won’t win because I am too stupid to stop
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Katherine the Sixth @luigithirty.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Hololive Justice backstory
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Callie (horse boy) @calli.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Yepppp
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Callie (horse boy) @calli.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Decided it’s mani time today 👁️👄👁️
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Katherine the Sixth @luigithirty.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
sometimes a couch is just a couch
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Callie (horse boy) @calli.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Yeah I’m gonna try to find some press ons tomorrow. This is driving me crazy
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Callie (horse boy) @calli.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I miss the days when bugles fit on my fingers 😂
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kristinfo.bsky.social @kristinfo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It's literally illegal - just the offer - is illegal. What if we all - Call it in. ☎️ If you suspect or witness someone offering financial incentives or practicing voter coercion, you can report it directly to the non-partisan Election Protection Hotline at 866-OUR-VOTE (866-687-8683)
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Callie (horse boy) @calli.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Cats tbh Like look at her mane
A fluffy white cat with a magnificent mand
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Callie (horse boy) @calli.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Oh god gloves are sadly the worrrrst. Might check into press ons tomorrow, not a bad idea!
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 11/09/2026
have y'all seen this one before
the meme image of a smug looking frat bro holding up a finger with text superimposed on his tank top which reads: Satire requires a clarity of purpose and target lest it be mistaken for and contribute to that which it intends to criticize
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Callie (horse boy) @calli.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
So that happened right as I’m getting REALLY into crochet. Pulling a window down, my hand slipped and off came the most important nail on my hand. For context, my fingertips are excessively sensitive, which is why I keep them long (even when playing guitar!) - so yarn may be hell to handle :(
My hand with the middle finger nail broke off :(
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🦇 SCARE-sha 🦇 @spacethey.gay · 11/09/2026
i still think that, a year later, the tragic events surrounding charlie kirk's death can serve as a moment to educate ourselves. if you hold in a sneeze your whole shit will ABSOLUTELY blow out. its dangerous!
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Amyville Hoyrror @amyhoy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
the men pushing the idea that locks of love is a conspiracy theory are exactly the kind of creeper we all know to avoid if we run into them in a bar. watching those excerpts was PAINFUL
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Dr. Matt Moyer @mo0876.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Ad touting NPR's "holding the powerful accountable," makes me laugh derisively.
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Callie (horse boy) @calli.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
If we had lived in precedented times at any point in the last 8-9 years I’d be happy to state that there’s no way the SC would ever rule in their favor. Unfortunately, it’s been nearly 10 years since we could say times were precedented
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Callie (horse boy) @calli.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Yep - the extent of my civics and government education is high school AP but I remembered that. And even then, it seems pretty sensible that a law like that would exist. OTOH, seems a lot of people don’t consider what may or may not be sensible. I assume NPR was trying to avoid legal issues
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MS Kohut @mskohut.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Don’t ever forget that on the day after the 2024 election, Elon Musk admitted to rigging it.. SO proud. And yet not a single congressional investigation. Not one.
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Time to pull a LOT of rabbits out of the hat
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Callie (horse boy) @calli.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Yeppppp exactly.
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Bryan Edward Stone (שָׁלוֹם) @bestonetx.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Who?
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Callie (horse boy) @calli.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Haha probably the case
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