Callie (horse boy) @calli.bsky.social · 11hI really need a gif made of Keanu Reeves offering Seth Rogen a chicken nuggie This scene occurs in Good Fortune 100
Callie (horse boy) @calli.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Learning about the Vanessa Mae Olympics thing has given a new rent free resident in my head 000
Reposted by Callie (horse boy)Steve Mullis @stevemullis.net · 05/10/2026[car dealership waiting room] Me: [chanting] knobs, knobs- Other car buyers: knobs, KNOBS Car salesman: [pounding desk] KNOBS, KNOBS, KNOBS!forbes.comKnobs Returning To Some Automakers’ Vehicles, To The Relief Of ManyAuto companies are listening to the complaints of consumers, who want their knobs and buttons back. 20790031651
Reposted by Callie (horse boy)Wraithe @wraithe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026OK, it took 30 hours to do it, but I finally managed to create Agentic systems to play all my video games for me Now if I can just create some agents to ride my motorcyle for me and drive my car through some winding Mountain roads, I can get back to my life’s work: Working myself to into a grave 317826
Callie (horse boy) @calli.bsky.social · 05/10/2026tech bros wasting their money on ai and killing the world when the real money is in figuring out how to engineer lilies that won't kill cats i love lilies, but cannot and will not own them for obvious reasons 030
Callie (horse boy) @calli.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Exactly. We used to say at the stable, the shorter they are, the closer to Hell 😂 010
Callie (horse boy) @calli.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Real disappointed in how many of my friends thought that ponies are baby horses No those are foals Ponies are demons sent from hell 351
Callie (horse boy) @calli.bsky.social · 28/09/202621 - Demon with Benefits from Aurora Ascher Yeah parts of this made me cringe because it reminded me of an ex. But overall I think this was my favorite of the series! Love a cute artist. 010
Reposted by Callie (horse boy)J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 27/09/2026back my book kickstarter ❤️ kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun 73678452
Reposted by Callie (horse boy)beef boy @beefboy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026dirty alley. a man in front of me, crying. sweat rolls down my neck. my heart is racing, i don't know if the rats is either. i shouldnt be here. i feel a sharp tug under my hat- i scream. it's raw, the power tearing apart my throat. i don't hear the gunshot. the man lies dead. remy's wish, my burden 032
Callie (horse boy) @calli.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Literally about to uninstall Spotify with how fucking invasive it is. On my home screen and going to another app, why the fuck does Spotify open? 000
Callie (horse boy) @calli.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Dreamed I could fight to the death to give my cat a few more years There was a black tie dinner and all the tables were alphabetical but I sat at A without knowing and had to move P was taken (her name is Panda) I had to fight or leave Woke up right before I died 😠 040
Callie (horse boy) @calli.bsky.social · 21/09/202620 - My Demon Hunter by Aurora Ascher Continuing the series because I didn’t mind the first one. It’s definitely very popcorn reading but I’m fine with books that are just fun. I liked that this one differed from the first pretty well. Also love a non main stream FMC 100
Callie (horse boy) @calli.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Uhm so this is a prenatal vitamin (no not yet :() Anyway it wants me to consult my doctor if I am pregnant before taking it ..my doctor who told me to start a prenatal before I get pregnant because why not Anyway like okay I guess 151
Callie (horse boy) @calli.bsky.social · 20/09/2026At the craft store and heard a mom and daughter Daughter says stop calling me by my sisters name, you only have two kids And I’m just remembering how many times I called my dogs by each others name and realizing I will definitely be that mom 130
Reposted by Callie (horse boy)Emily L. Hauser (she/her) ❌👑 @emilylhauser.bsky.social · 16/09/2026So worked up I forgot the UNRWA link. You get my point. Don't just say "Fuck Ed Sheeran." www.unrwa.orgunrwa.org 28527
Reposted by Callie (horse boy)John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 14/09/2026Elsewhere on Bluesky folks are noting that The Kids These Days aren't much into Douglas Adams. As someone who is much into Douglas Adams (and in fact wrote an intro to new edition of his works) allow me to remind folks that it's not actually surprising when The Kids aren't into decades-old stuff. 1242259201
Reposted by Callie (horse boy)Smeesh 🌿 Illustrator for hire @asmeesh.bsky.social · 08/01/2026Good intentions. 3682532506
Reposted by Callie (horse boy)Tyler King @tyleraking.com · 14/09/2026You’re gonna miss having clean air. 913629
Callie (horse boy) @calli.bsky.social · 14/09/202619 - My Funny Demon Valentine by Aurora Ascher This book was a whore. But on the other hand, what book about the Prince of Lust falling in love not be a whore? And why are we whore book shaming? 100
Reposted by Callie (horse boy)What The Doorman Bought @kastor.sh · 13/09/2026When you closely examine a lot of seemingly unrelated things in society you just find eugenics again. It’s pervasive in modern society. 121
Callie (horse boy) @calli.bsky.social · 13/09/2026My other favorite part of this was when I told a story about how a chihuahua once bit a pit bull hard enough to kill the pit bull, someone compared it to a baby with a gun No, that wasn’t an accident. Always a good reminder how stupid and racist people are. 010
Callie (horse boy) @calli.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Reddit reminding me yet again that dog breed discrimination has some close ass ties to racism in people 130
Callie (horse boy) @calli.bsky.social · 11/09/2026And to make sure it’s clear, I assume this ruling is for it to be to all citizens, not to specific districts/areas and especially not for them to vote for specific people? It’s odd because the statistic my brain wants to surface is that RNC loses with higher turnout 000
Callie (horse boy) @calli.bsky.social · 11/09/2026This is true. But honestly, the best thing they could do is simply make voting more accessible. We all know that he can promise to pay pennies and yet none of that would be in the pockets of any of the US public 010
Reposted by Callie (horse boy)Talarian @talarian.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Too stupid to stop, too smart to slop 021
Callie (horse boy) @calli.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Taking a picture of my nails with my newest sticker to announce we are back in the crotchet business thanks to Jason who came all the way from Vietnam just to do my nails 030
Callie (horse boy) @calli.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I’m just a trans trypophobic thembo who likes making weird little guys. AI is trying to take that away from me but it won’t win because I am too stupid to stop 120
Reposted by Callie (horse boy)Katherine the Sixth @luigithirty.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Hololive Justice backstory 084
Reposted by Callie (horse boy)Katherine the Sixth @luigithirty.bsky.social · 11/09/2026sometimes a couch is just a couch 051
Callie (horse boy) @calli.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Yeah I’m gonna try to find some press ons tomorrow. This is driving me crazy 010
Callie (horse boy) @calli.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I miss the days when bugles fit on my fingers 😂 000
Reposted by Callie (horse boy)kristinfo.bsky.social @kristinfo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026It's literally illegal - just the offer - is illegal. What if we all - Call it in. ☎️ If you suspect or witness someone offering financial incentives or practicing voter coercion, you can report it directly to the non-partisan Election Protection Hotline at 866-OUR-VOTE (866-687-8683) 101
Callie (horse boy) @calli.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Oh god gloves are sadly the worrrrst. Might check into press ons tomorrow, not a bad idea! 110
Reposted by Callie (horse boy)Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 11/09/2026have y'all seen this one before 241178141
Callie (horse boy) @calli.bsky.social · 11/09/2026So that happened right as I’m getting REALLY into crochet. Pulling a window down, my hand slipped and off came the most important nail on my hand. For context, my fingertips are excessively sensitive, which is why I keep them long (even when playing guitar!) - so yarn may be hell to handle :( 200
Reposted by Callie (horse boy)🦇 SCARE-sha 🦇 @spacethey.gay · 11/09/2026i still think that, a year later, the tragic events surrounding charlie kirk's death can serve as a moment to educate ourselves. if you hold in a sneeze your whole shit will ABSOLUTELY blow out. its dangerous! 0296
Reposted by Callie (horse boy)Amyville Hoyrror @amyhoy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026the men pushing the idea that locks of love is a conspiracy theory are exactly the kind of creeper we all know to avoid if we run into them in a bar. watching those excerpts was PAINFUL 4172
Reposted by Callie (horse boy)Dr. Matt Moyer @mo0876.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Ad touting NPR's "holding the powerful accountable," makes me laugh derisively. 012
Callie (horse boy) @calli.bsky.social · 10/09/2026If we had lived in precedented times at any point in the last 8-9 years I’d be happy to state that there’s no way the SC would ever rule in their favor. Unfortunately, it’s been nearly 10 years since we could say times were precedented 110
Callie (horse boy) @calli.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Yep - the extent of my civics and government education is high school AP but I remembered that. And even then, it seems pretty sensible that a law like that would exist. OTOH, seems a lot of people don’t consider what may or may not be sensible. I assume NPR was trying to avoid legal issues 020
Reposted by Callie (horse boy)MS Kohut @mskohut.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Don’t ever forget that on the day after the 2024 election, Elon Musk admitted to rigging it.. SO proud. And yet not a single congressional investigation. Not one. 1115
Reposted by Callie (horse boy)Bryan Edward Stone (שָׁלוֹם) @bestonetx.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Who? 071