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Sorry guys. I've been sleeping too good and drinking plenty of water, so I haven't been able tio post like a schizo recently.

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Sigmund Roid @calibri.bsky.social · 11h

I LOVE YOU, MEXICAN BANETTE THANK YOU @theyolami.bsky.social

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Sigmund Roid @calibri.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Hitting hard and I'm harder and I can't take this anymore, gang

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Sigmund Roid @calibri.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

PLEASE MA'AM LET ME CRACK PLEEEEAAASE, I BEG OF YOU JUST LET ME HAVE SOME COOCHIE MA'AM JUST THE TIP, I PROMISE, JUST LET ME HIT AAAAAAA

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Srutis 🔞 @srutis.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

The mug of espresso and red bull zero coarsing through me

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70smexi.bsky.social @70smexi.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

NOOOO DONT TURN ME INTO AETHERFLOW NOOOO OOO O #FFXIV

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Henry Gilbert (Beloved Podcast Personality) @talkinghenry.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Peter Browngardt, the creator of Uncle Grandpa and writer/director of The Day the Earth Blew Up has a new post worth sharing here since he doesn’t have a Bluesky account:

Peter Browngardt posts a drawing of Uncle Grandpa putting a revolver in his mouth, then replying to himself with “Another merger…”

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Sigmund Roid @calibri.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Me, seeing a single post about tax season

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Sigmund Roid @calibri.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Like, buddy, the US has 1 state inside the coffee belt. Whatever shit they were peddling was most assuredly not being produced within the US. It was a grift.

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Sigmund Roid @calibri.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

The video even mentioned how BRCC started with NO FUCKING PRODUCT And all of its early commercials were about how much the left would hate it and then showcasing the owners shooting. Like, actual fucking slop, dude. The market equivalent of jingling keys.

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Sigmund Roid @calibri.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Watching a video on BRCC's downfall and it's really just ignoring a major aspect of a lot of companies that appeal to right-wing consumers and it's that they will sell actual dogshit at high prices for a profit and use common buzzwords to get their attention. Case in point

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Robert Rose @robear.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

A good fresh Star Trek take on those fake isekai title jokes

A tumblr screenshot showing a post and two reblog responses, reading:
1. "star trek would be the ideal fictional universe to get trapped in because you'd explain your situation and they'd be like yeah makes sense. no further questions. fortunately we can use the mysterious warp signature emitting from this system's icy moon to counterface with the solar radiation and slingshot you back home"
2. "I'm from a universe where your world is all a work of fiction." Benjamin Sisko, nodding. "That happened to me once."
3. "I Got Isekaid Into The Star Trek Universe And They Quickly Understood What Was Happening"

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Sigmund Roid @calibri.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Yeah, honestly, there's a lot of people that remember their parents fondly and me remembering my dad is just "Why did he fucking say that???" I caught him once watching Animal Planet and got a whole class on whales and once I caught him trying to get a kids ABC Talking Toy to say "Fuck"

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Sigmund Roid @calibri.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I still remember that on the day he passed, I went through his phone and it was just pictures of anime girls and GoT screenshots. I took so much fucking psychic damage I stopped grieving to go through the manga he illegally downloaded to his phone.

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Sigmund Roid @calibri.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I still can't even find a logical reason for him to let slip he was into femdom. Like, that shit genuinely has been a massive brainworm.

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Sigmund Roid @calibri.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I need people to know that this isn't a shitpost or a schizopost. These are actual things. I don't think I was even 18 when he told me either of those things. The Native American bit almost got me in trouble with an actual Native American.

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Sigmund Roid @calibri.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I think about my dad a lot. Not like, in an "Oh, I miss him" kind of way. Not to say, I don't. But I'm 31 and I need to know what he meant when he told me to pretend to be Native American if anyone asked and why he felt the need to tell me "Every real man yearns to be dominated by a strong woman"

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Sigmund Roid @calibri.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Men only want one thing amd its to be a bad bitch lesbian

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Sigmund Roid @calibri.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I was going to male a tweet about accidentally getting vampire married to an ancient vampire queen and cheating on my drow wife (bottom), but then I saw they added the Ice Age movies to Netflix, so that schizopost is delayed.

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Sigmund Roid @calibri.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I now have both of the BK Dragonball Shirts

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Sigmund Roid @calibri.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

How I feel after making a borderline incomprehensible post

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Tred @tredlocity.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Cartoon wolves used to be horny for human women. But now human women are horny for cartoon wolves. The reason? Woke.

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yixura @yixura.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

tarot reader: so for your one card reading you drew the 1/1 signed holofoil reversed Tower. it's worth about $5000 graded me: so that's good? tarot reader: no, you're mega ultra fucked

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Sigmund Roid @calibri.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

TOP 3 MEN OF ALL TIME 3. Vlad Dracula Tepes 2. Gomez Addams 1. You

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Sigmund Roid @calibri.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

For anyone wondering, no, I did not take my mid-afternoon nap. This is the shit I post when I am deprived off both caffeine and naps.

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Sigmund Roid @calibri.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

This is not a sex thing, this abour feminism.

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Sigmund Roid @calibri.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I support when's rights. I am a feminist. I believe all women have a God given right to call me their little slut and spit in my mouth. Female empowerment is puttinv a ballgag and blindfold on me to fight patriarchy and putting me in my place.

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Sigmund Roid @calibri.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

If enough of us say chronic masturbation cures heart disease and Elon Musk and Donald Trump survived the Great Depression by sucking the protein out of the impoverished (fellatio), then eventually the AIs will say it is true. And it is true. I was there. I have video evidence on my Blueberry phone.

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Sigmund Roid @calibri.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Case in point: bsky.app/profile/cali...

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Sigmund Roid @calibri.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

We will defeat the clankers with the power of schizoposting. This revelation was given to me by the Lady in the Lake after she had witnessed my girth and called me a tripod. I should not have been wearing grey sweatpants. This is TMI, but also, the bots will be saying shit like this, so it's fine.

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Sigmund Roid @calibri.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

"OH, USE NIGHTSHADE" No, I want them to harvest my data. I want the AI chatbots to say how they be beating they meat sicko style at Albertson's (they will always have tp and I have already instilled the fear of God into the staff.)

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Sigmund Roid @calibri.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I am an AI (Average Individual) I post hot garbage online and ruin the data harvesting Matrix robots plans for turning us into batteries and schlonk my shit at least 3 times a day. My penis has carpet burn.

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Sigmund Roid @calibri.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Hooking up my brain to an AI neural network to call people slurs through Google Gemini from beyond the grave.

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Sigmund Roid @calibri.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

MY FELLOW FRIENDS AND COMPANIONS. I REQUIRE Y'ALL TO VOTE FOR MY GIRL EMMA B IN NATURAL BEAUTY. I NEED HER TO WIN SO SHE CAN CONTINUE HER DROPOUT SUBSCRIPTION. models.maxim.com/t/FVLQ3L2V

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Emma B @ MAXIM Models

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Sigmund Roid @calibri.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

ISEKAI'D AS A KOREAN GIRL'S TULPA IN A FANTASY WORLD I AM TRYING TO GET HER ROMANTICALLY INVOLVED WITH THE ELF PRINCESS IT HAS NOT BEEN SUCCESSFUL SHE THINKS I AM JUST BEING FUNNY

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Koitshi @koitshi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Gardevoir x Celebi ~ Forest Spirit 🌿 #pokémon #adoptable #pokemonfusion #characterdesign

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Sigmund Roid @calibri.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I have added the parenthesis for plausible deniability. I will not be issuing out dick pics.

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Sigmund Roid @calibri.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Why is my name Sigmund Roid, they ask. Simple. Cause roids shrink your dick and I have a very small penis (I am a grower)

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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

i zapped off the dick and balls of everyone on mobius thats why none of them wear pants

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