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Sigmund Roid

@calibri.bsky.social
186 followers 878 following 2.3K posts

I like cooking and looking at cute things. Would spam RT gothic lolitas if they were on here. I like FE, Final Fantasy, and Dragon Ball. Also a wannabe fencer. Marianne Guignol Crystal/Goblin Portenia Irving Aether/Siren

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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 22h
@david8hughes

Wife: don't forget to pick the kids up from school

Me: it's Saturday, they're both upstairs

Wife: it's Wednesday & we have 3 kids
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Koitshi @koitshi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Gardevoir x Celebi ~ Forest Spirit 🌿 #pokémon #adoptable #pokemonfusion #characterdesign
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Sigmund Roid @calibri.bsky.social · 13h
Why is my name Sigmund Roid, they ask. Simple. Cause roids shrink your dick and I have a very small penis (I am a grower)
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Gzei ❓❗(🎮) @gzeidraws.bsky.social · 13h
Anna #FireEmblem #FEFortunesWeave #FE18
Fire Emblem Fortune's Weave: Art of Anna in a 3/4 profile facing towards the left. She is posed with her signature finger to her chin gesture, with the other hand behind her back, and giving a wink towards the viewer.
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 14h
i zapped off the dick and balls of everyone on mobius thats why none of them wear pants
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Sigmund Roid @calibri.bsky.social · 16h
A lot of thought (none) goes into making my posts. I curate the words with careful precision to bring you the best mentally stable content I can deliver while being intoxicated
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Tea-Starved Beast @mixedberrytea.bsky.social · 16h
"why are you using first person plural pronouns here" unfortunately my passport says AmeriKKKan and my driver's license says Tekkksan, I will not shirk from my role, no matter how minor, in all of this.
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ButtPoems @buttpoems.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
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Sigmund Roid @calibri.bsky.social · 16h
I have been isekai'd alongside one of the Mormon missionaries that keeps knocking. Him being a history nerd(autistic about Rome) has somehow lead to unraveling a conspiracy to resurrect a dead dragon demong god by finding parallels to salt shipments and the corruption of the Late Republic grain dole
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Alley Cat @alleycat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A very lovely Illnot for her special man! Thank you again @shirogon.bsky.social for the continued support on kofi! #gbf #granbluefantasy
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Luna Sy @lunasy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
ligma balls
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Sigmund Roid @calibri.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Inside me there are two wolves. And they fucking each other sicko nasty style despite their boiling hatred to one another because the dating market kinda fucking sucks
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Sigmund Roid @calibri.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My posts have only gotten progressively more deranged because I've been staying up till 3AM and drinking absinthe. I have been communing with Dionysus. I have transcended this prime material world. I am not bisexual, you cannot prove that. Who fuckibg told you that? I will kill them.
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은단껌 @silvercandygum.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
#FireEmblem
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Sigmund Roid @calibri.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Only reason AI sucks is because rich assholes wanted to revolutionize plagiarism instead of dropping billions into AI Dungeon and letting me impregnate drows in a DnD fantasy world. Rolling 8d20 to inseminate
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俺正讀(アジェンド) @ireading62.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Sigmund Roid @calibri.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The weird cucking-fetish dev looks at me in awe as his NTL game breaks and detonates before me. He looks at me, asking how the fuck I did that. I stare at him, dead in the eyes, my voice unflinching: "I didn't want to hurt this guy's feelings." He looks at me in reverence. I am fucking his wife.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
 Millennial Funeral Director. A mustachioed man says "we will do the best we can to honour your son's life now that he's a heckin' corpserino" tp grieving parents. Behind him is an ad that reads "ask about our "homer in the bushes" coffin!"
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Sigmund Roid @calibri.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I would genuinely walk up to the recruiter's home and shoot them in the leg, then blow my fucking brains out over their porch.
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Sigmund Roid @calibri.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Kinda crazy nobody is talking about the telepathic flesh demons dropping from the sky. One of them talked to me. It told me they (the pedophile government) are shrinking down the size of Crunchwrap Supreme to ration soy to hasten forcefemming the troops in Iran.
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Sigmund Roid @calibri.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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barleybap @barleybap.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Edit of the Snatcher intro text. Green text against a background now reads "This story is dedicated to all those cyberpunks who reject GenAI and commission extremely niche pornography from real artists every day of their lives.
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kit puppy @estrogendog.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Sigmund Roid @calibri.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Charlie Kirkegaard
Over the last few days, I have been cheating on my bad bitch drow wife (bottom) with a 5'3 librarian with the frame of a skeleton from the original 1963 film adaptation of Jason and Argonauts who makes me lick her hands clean after an aggressive handie and spits in my drinks and calls it "seasoning." I now understand the works of Socrates and Kierkegaard. I will not elaborate
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
(D-Mi) Evelyn Normielib

- Retired teacher 
- Voted for Buttigieg in 2020 because he reminds her of her grandson
- “The blood of the tyrant shall water our fields”
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nrcgray.bsky.social @nrcgray.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Armored Revenant Lineart:
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Nathan Frost @nathanfrost.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
A man at a gay bar asks "hey before we go back to my place, I should ask: are you a top or a bottom?" Shadow the Hedgehog, wearing a croptop that says "SLUT" replies "I am ambivalent."
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Incorrect Final Fantasy Quotes @incorrectffqts.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Sigmund Roid @calibri.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
DICK SUCKED appears in my peripherals as the succubus demon finishes me off and I collapse. I respawn in the nearest bonfire >3000km away in the Appalachas, pantsless, with 3 very uncomfortable campers and a skinwalker that replaced the 4th one. "It's Not Unusual" by Tom Jones plays in the back.
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jinsei @jinsei88ei.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
nightwear #jacinthe #ユカリ
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tree girl!!! @kelestrian.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
rodney dangerfield
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Copper Hamster @copperhamster.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My friend got a picture of them all together.
Sailor Moon cosplayers in a Mexican themed variation
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Firaga Walk With Me🔥 @akod.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
The curse is lifted. You are all free now.
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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
incredibly well-done resident evil teaser from a movie theater
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Koya @onceroyal.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Sigmund Roid @calibri.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Nightreign's MMV mod is kinda funny because, like, I start getting weird relief whenever I see Nameless King, like, holy shit, thank GOD it's not SUPER SAIYAN RADAHN or RABIES INFECTED MALIKETH
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Sigmund Roid @calibri.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Mr. Krabs & Squidward Watch SpongeBob
ALT: Mr. Krabs & Squidward Watch SpongeBob
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sana🐼 @sana79261827.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Sigmund Roid @calibri.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Working at the SCP and trying not to get double bricked up as I pass the plant girl exhibit. HR keeps telling to stop "pollinating" them. They sent me a letter yesterday telling me "watering" the plant girls is also not allowed.
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Aaron Cynic @aaroncynic.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Incredible headline here (among other things)
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Texas police department ordered closed for failing to provide any benefit to community
Disbanding of department in Trinidad comes after arrest of a resident for posting about issues with local water supply
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Sigmund Roid @calibri.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This is how the DnD campaign has been over the years.
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Sigmund Roid @calibri.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Time to prep the first Uvuudaum dungeon
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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It’s kind of crazy that this is going to be revelatory for a lot of people while idiots who post online have known this incredibly important information for years and years at this point
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Jack Nguyen @jacknguyenart.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
CEO of Mohgwyn Corp
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claire 🐶 @rainykoishi.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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🌸 mari! 🌸 @nosummernocry.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Sigmund Roid @calibri.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I am alone. The roon is dark. There is a ouija board and five scentes candles I bought on discount off Alibaba. My hands tremble on the board as the rain drums over my roof. I take a final breath. "Who wants they ghussy ate?" The board moves. 'M - E'
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Herheim@Commissions open!/リクエスト大歓迎 @herheim731.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
#ELDENRING #エルデンリング
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