Reposted by Sigmund RoidKoitshi @koitshi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Gardevoir x Celebi ~ Forest Spirit 🌿 #pokémon #adoptable #pokemonfusion #characterdesign 61086315
Sigmund Roid @calibri.bsky.social · 13hWhy is my name Sigmund Roid, they ask. Simple. Cause roids shrink your dick and I have a very small penis (I am a grower) 100
Reposted by Sigmund RoidGzei ❓❗(🎮) @gzeidraws.bsky.social · 13hAnna #FireEmblem #FEFortunesWeave #FE18 51289377
Reposted by Sigmund RoidDr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 14hi zapped off the dick and balls of everyone on mobius thats why none of them wear pants 731356
Sigmund Roid @calibri.bsky.social · 16hA lot of thought (none) goes into making my posts. I curate the words with careful precision to bring you the best mentally stable content I can deliver while being intoxicated 000
Reposted by Sigmund RoidTea-Starved Beast @mixedberrytea.bsky.social · 16h"why are you using first person plural pronouns here" unfortunately my passport says AmeriKKKan and my driver's license says Tekkksan, I will not shirk from my role, no matter how minor, in all of this. 151
Sigmund Roid @calibri.bsky.social · 16hI have been isekai'd alongside one of the Mormon missionaries that keeps knocking. Him being a history nerd(autistic about Rome) has somehow lead to unraveling a conspiracy to resurrect a dead dragon demong god by finding parallels to salt shipments and the corruption of the Late Republic grain dole 110
Reposted by Sigmund RoidAlley Cat @alleycat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026A very lovely Illnot for her special man! Thank you again @shirogon.bsky.social for the continued support on kofi! #gbf #granbluefantasy 132079
Sigmund Roid @calibri.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Inside me there are two wolves. And they fucking each other sicko nasty style despite their boiling hatred to one another because the dating market kinda fucking sucks 010
Sigmund Roid @calibri.bsky.social · 30/09/2026My posts have only gotten progressively more deranged because I've been staying up till 3AM and drinking absinthe. I have been communing with Dionysus. I have transcended this prime material world. I am not bisexual, you cannot prove that. Who fuckibg told you that? I will kill them. 220
Sigmund Roid @calibri.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Only reason AI sucks is because rich assholes wanted to revolutionize plagiarism instead of dropping billions into AI Dungeon and letting me impregnate drows in a DnD fantasy world. Rolling 8d20 to inseminate 110
Sigmund Roid @calibri.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The weird cucking-fetish dev looks at me in awe as his NTL game breaks and detonates before me. He looks at me, asking how the fuck I did that. I stare at him, dead in the eyes, my voice unflinching: "I didn't want to hurt this guy's feelings." He looks at me in reverence. I am fucking his wife. 000
Sigmund Roid @calibri.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I would genuinely walk up to the recruiter's home and shoot them in the leg, then blow my fucking brains out over their porch. 020
Sigmund Roid @calibri.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Kinda crazy nobody is talking about the telepathic flesh demons dropping from the sky. One of them talked to me. It told me they (the pedophile government) are shrinking down the size of Crunchwrap Supreme to ration soy to hasten forcefemming the troops in Iran. 111
Reposted by Sigmund Roidnrcgray.bsky.social @nrcgray.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Armored Revenant Lineart: 1475611621
Reposted by Sigmund RoidIncorrect Final Fantasy Quotes @incorrectffqts.bsky.social · 22/09/2026 5341148
Sigmund Roid @calibri.bsky.social · 22/09/2026DICK SUCKED appears in my peripherals as the succubus demon finishes me off and I collapse. I respawn in the nearest bonfire >3000km away in the Appalachas, pantsless, with 3 very uncomfortable campers and a skinwalker that replaced the 4th one. "It's Not Unusual" by Tom Jones plays in the back. 110
Reposted by Sigmund Roidjinsei @jinsei88ei.bsky.social · 12/09/2026nightwear #jacinthe #ユカリ 836801248
Reposted by Sigmund RoidCopper Hamster @copperhamster.bsky.social · 19/09/2026My friend got a picture of them all together. 77125205110
Reposted by Sigmund RoidFiraga Walk With Me🔥 @akod.bsky.social · 19/01/2026The curse is lifted. You are all free now. 122883
Reposted by Sigmund Roidgamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026incredibly well-done resident evil teaser from a movie theater 80169115716
Sigmund Roid @calibri.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Nightreign's MMV mod is kinda funny because, like, I start getting weird relief whenever I see Nameless King, like, holy shit, thank GOD it's not SUPER SAIYAN RADAHN or RABIES INFECTED MALIKETH 100
Sigmund Roid @calibri.bsky.social · 19/09/2026static.klipy.comMr. Krabs & Squidward Watch SpongeBobALT: Mr. Krabs & Squidward Watch SpongeBob 000
Sigmund Roid @calibri.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Working at the SCP and trying not to get double bricked up as I pass the plant girl exhibit. HR keeps telling to stop "pollinating" them. They sent me a letter yesterday telling me "watering" the plant girls is also not allowed. 110
Reposted by Sigmund RoidAaron Cynic @aaroncynic.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Incredible headline here (among other things)theguardian.comTexas police department ordered closed for failing to provide any benefit to communityDisbanding of department in Trinidad comes after arrest of a resident for posting about issues with local water supply 13060521425
Sigmund Roid @calibri.bsky.social · 15/09/2026This is how the DnD campaign has been over the years. 110
Reposted by Sigmund RoidBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 15/09/2026It’s kind of crazy that this is going to be revelatory for a lot of people while idiots who post online have known this incredibly important information for years and years at this point 834701805
Reposted by Sigmund RoidJack Nguyen @jacknguyenart.bsky.social · 15/09/2026CEO of Mohgwyn Corp 61424380
Sigmund Roid @calibri.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I am alone. The roon is dark. There is a ouija board and five scentes candles I bought on discount off Alibaba. My hands tremble on the board as the rain drums over my roof. I take a final breath. "Who wants they ghussy ate?" The board moves. 'M - E' 000
Reposted by Sigmund RoidHerheim@Commissions open!/リクエスト大歓迎 @herheim731.bsky.social · 15/09/2026#ELDENRING #エルデンリング 31583492