Reposted by @calebrottman.bsky.socialPatrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 26/12/2025[on phone with 911] You guys don’t do figgy pudding delivery do you? Have kind of a situation on the front law—YES HON I CAN HEAR WHAT THEY’RE SINGING 342939
Reposted by @calebrottman.bsky.socialBoo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 09/12/2025I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end 1834894905
Reposted by @calebrottman.bsky.socialAndrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 18/11/2025mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one 3242856310195
Reposted by @calebrottman.bsky.socialAlex Hern @hern.bsky.social · 02/08/2025Discovered today that not everyone considers this nine year old viral tweet a seminal text in the field of social media studies but I do 62120611996
Reposted by @calebrottman.bsky.socialParker Butler @parkerbutler.bsky.social · 30/04/2025Just incredible 1393280858983
Reposted by @calebrottman.bsky.socialDave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 22/02/2025Guy who doesn’t even respond to the mothers of his children: reply to my email or you’re fired 503144202640
Reposted by @calebrottman.bsky.socialpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 31/01/2025There has never been a better time to open a crappy amusement park where the rides kill people 2467210663
Reposted by @calebrottman.bsky.socialPhil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 30/01/2025Checking in on Kash Patel’s confirmation hearing: 1043383247473
Reposted by @calebrottman.bsky.socialNorm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 30/01/2025I’m going to be honest, I really thought the fact that we live in the absolute most stupid reality would offset a little how I felt about also living in the cruelest reality, but so far it is not offering any comfort at all. 1354335
Reposted by @calebrottman.bsky.socialBrian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 20/12/2024“the hawk tuah girl has been milkshake ducked by her memecoin” i say as the neurologist schedules me for an emergency MRI 20138602132
Reposted by @calebrottman.bsky.socialDerek Thompson @dkthomp.bsky.social · 15/12/2024Daily or near-daily ("DND") use of marijuana increased from less than 1 million Americans in 1992 to about 18 million in 2022—surpassing daily or near daily drinkers for the first time ever 10516
Reposted by @calebrottman.bsky.socialPopehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 05/12/2024If I said “if appointed Solicitor General I will never again fuck a squirrel” then the relevant question isn’t really “Huh I wonder if he will keep his word” 2403572564
Reposted by @calebrottman.bsky.socialJoey Politano🏳️🌈 @josephpolitano.bsky.social · 25/11/2024it is funny how much the politicized version of immigration economics discourse is "Immigrants supply labor but do not demand labor, thus lowering wages for Americans. Except in the housing market, where immigrants demand housing without supplying it, thus driving up prices for Americans" 1953383
Reposted by @calebrottman.bsky.socialRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 20/11/2024When I die I want them to put “watched Akron-Kent State play for the Wagon Wheel from the Goodyear Blimp bathroom” on my tombstone 35153559
Reposted by @calebrottman.bsky.sociallauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 19/11/2024(lying) of course i would love to be proven wrong 202520277
