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lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

90 degree weather in October followed by a hurricane? Is California becoming Florida???

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lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

No it’s cool you guys it’s totally good and normal that each summer is longer and hotter than the last I’m sure

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lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I have two (2) consecutive days off next week for the first time in six months 😌

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

i saw a tiktok about how rapping in childhood is a sign of general malaise and i can't stop thinking about it

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lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Got a jury summons in the mail and literally said “they got me, gal” out loud

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lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Cleopatra in Act 3 Scene 7 of Shakespeare’s ANTONY AND CLEOPATRA:

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lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

There’s a republican running for city council who’s using Zohran-inspired text and graphics for his campaign materials (like same font and color palette) and I’m wondering how many people are going to vote for him based on that

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Astra Taylor @astra.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Forget grandiose talk of curing cancer - this is what AI is actually doing to healthcare. In the words of one cardiologist: “it’s bots fighting bots, agents fighting agents, a horrible dystopic future nobody wants to live in.”

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lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Sometimes I fantasize about going to law school not so I could practice law but so that I could annoy certain people as much as possible while confident I was not technically doing anything wrong

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lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

You cannot trick me into buying the influencer olive oil. I’m not falling for it!! I’m getting the second cheapest bottle at Trader Joe’s like god intended!!!

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lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

committed the grave sin of running my A/C on 76 during the heatwave and got an email from the power company estimating my bill was on track to be $450-$500 so I’m just going to walk into the ocean actually

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mike 👻 @anotherhungtop.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

gay and annoyed 😑

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lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

okay given everything, can we please let go of “Democrats need to be able to win over Republican voters” thing? Definitionally they are not going to vote for Democrats!! The pitch should be that the GOP has fucked up and doesn’t deserve to be in power

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lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

alright alright I’m going to stop topfishing… for now. happy #fcf, I’ve got a place for you if you need to keep ‘em warm

Close up photo of me lying on my back, showing my hole. My right hand is on my right butt cheek spreading it open. My legs are in the air but cut off at the top of the photo.

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lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

You know who was exhausting the first time he was you know what but this time around is just god awful. I keep moving up in my career which should be exciting except that my grocery and energy bills have almost doubled since two years ago and I am not being hyperbolic. I’m just treading water here

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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 17/09/2026

I also want to note, some of these Democrats have already equivocated or capitulated on transgender issues. The ads keep coming and if anything are increasing as a result.

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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Great system, no notes www.propublica.org/article/scho...

Voucher programs and the private schools they increasingly fund have proliferated across the country. Yet those schools often reject children with disabilities — the very kids who were used to help sell early voucher programs to lawmakers and the public - for having needs that are too costly, complex or disruptive. That leaves those children with few options beyond the public schools. And as public schools lose enrollment as a result of more and more
voucher use, they lose resources that would benefit children who remain, including those with disabilities.

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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Every democratic candidate deciding to moderate on a social issue to 'take it off the table'

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lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

The company that manages my apartment complex has this infuriating habit of italicizing, bolding, underlining, and highlighting their emails to us within an inch of their lives. It makes me want to tear my face off and stick it to the door of the leasing office.

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lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

In grad school I worked on a new play about queer kids who take over a conversion camp and there was a scene where they interrogate one of the counselors and they ask him why he worked there and tortured him and his reply was “everyone needs a job” and I think about that a lot

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lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Do you ever get overwhelmed by how untenable life is and want to jump out of your skin at the tiniest things or am I just crashing out?

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The Onion @theonion.com · 16/09/2026

Gas Station Price Sign Using Scientific Notation

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lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

There’s a cat cafe in my city that I followed on IG because I 100% would go and hang out with the kitties but they almost immediately start posting AI slop comics about cat care and o just… can we not? 😕

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lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Good morning I have not had two consecutive days off since April 😌

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lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Not to be controversial but a man’s armpits still smell nice to me even if he’s showered/put on deodorant To paraphrase Katya, whatever natural aroma you have is going to form on the drive over to my house

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lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

You came to California because you wanted to have anon hookups on a beach I came to California because I thought going to grad school would fix my life We are not the same 😤

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lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

You know, I know a lot of people point at religion as the source of homo- and transphobia, but honestly I think religion is just an extension of things that are indelible in human nature. I think a certain percent of people just feel weird about sex and are preoccupied with the sex other people have

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lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Has anyone played Pragmata? I tried the demo and liked it but do we like the full game?

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lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Thinking of so-called “woke 1.0” and the online scold culture we associate with it, I think a lot of that was well-meaning young people encountering academic frameworks meant to explain systems of power and applying them to their interpersonal lives which is kind of not the point of theory

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lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Do I think it’s funny that Grindr goes down at every major r*publican event? Yes. Do I wish straight people would stop making jokes about it? Also, yes.

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lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Just saw a G**gle G*mini ad where a woman couldn’t be bothered to read a single article about how to care for her betta fish and needed summarized bullet points and I just… WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAN’T READ ONE ARTICLE

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lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

There’s some folks renting a space in the theatre I’m working at and one of the people asked me if they were allowed to throw a pear core in the trash in the rehearsal studio and I appreciate the conscientiousness but also oh my god

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lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I’m really enjoying the new Rebecca Black album but I literally keep playing “Pistol” on a loop that song really scratches some good spot in my brain

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lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

One thing I am really struggling with in a lot of personal relationships rn is the tension between “yes I know life is hard and none of us asked for this” and “life is hard for me too and I need you to get a grip because I cannot pick up the slack here indefinitely”

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lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Shoutout to whoever coined the term “landfillcore” because that had completely rewired my brain and my buying habits

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lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

My stomach has been moderately upset for like the last three weeks and I can’t tell if it’s that I’m being lightly poisoned by our contaminated food supply or if it’s the anxiety of living in 2026

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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I don’t believe AI will kill us all. But I do believe it can make all our lives worse, which has already started to come into effect, and it’s clear that the people behind the technology don’t care at all about the human cost.

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lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

what if I got a PhD but like as a joke

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lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I’ve been feeding this cat who lives in my building’s courtyard and I’ve started putting tins of wet food in the fridge so it’s cool for him because it’s been so hot 😭 this cat knows I have “sucker” written on my forehead

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localswampgay @localswampgay.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

rarely do I urge people to unfollow someone because hey it’s your life, but I do have many Instagram mutuals who follow this guy yall should maybe not?

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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Nancy 9/7/26 … Happy Labor Day 🛠️

8 Hours for Work, 8 Hours for Rest, 8 Hours for What We Will. Based on a screenprint by Ricardo Levins Morales after the organizing work done by Robert Owen.

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Ed @notdred.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I guess it’s important to communicate that MAHA is fundamentally an movement by individuals to capture health care dollars by lying to people about having products and services that work

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Neugin @lostcitymagic.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

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Image border and text is in the trans flag colors on black background, it reads "trans lives matter more than harry potter" the words "matter more" are highlighted with pink flame. In fine print at bottom is original meme creator handle, @megemikoart

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lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

my muscles: hot shower please… h hot shower…. Please my skin: AAAAOOOOUUUCH

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lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

They’re putting me in The Big Soup tomorrow if you even care

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