lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 10/10/2026static.klipy.comMrs. Puff's Nervous 'Oh Neptune!' MomentAlt: Mrs. Puff's Nervous 'Oh Neptune!' Moment 030
lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 09/10/202690 degree weather in October followed by a hurricane? Is California becoming Florida??? 080
lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I am forgetting the tortoisesstatic.klipy.comHypnotized Bart SimpsonAlt: Hypnotized Bart Simpson, slowly zooming in on his eyes, which have become black and white spirals 010
lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 08/10/2026No it’s cool you guys it’s totally good and normal that each summer is longer and hotter than the last I’m sure 050
lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I have two (2) consecutive days off next week for the first time in six months 😌 0100
Reposted by lavender apparitiondisc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 06/10/2026i saw a tiktok about how rapping in childhood is a sign of general malaise and i can't stop thinking about it 0254
lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I will keep this in mind when I report 010
lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Got a jury summons in the mail and literally said “they got me, gal” out loud 1150
lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Cleopatra in Act 3 Scene 7 of Shakespeare’s ANTONY AND CLEOPATRA: 060
lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 29/09/2026There’s a republican running for city council who’s using Zohran-inspired text and graphics for his campaign materials (like same font and color palette) and I’m wondering how many people are going to vote for him based on that 070
lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Is it super humid up there too? The air in SD has been THICK 001
lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Okay, fine, we can watch Bratz: The Movie (2007)! 120
lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I’m about halfway through but I’m really enjoying it 010
lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I was literally just reading about this in Naomi Klein and Astra Taylor’s new book. It’s part of why they’re so indifferent to the problems everyone else on the planet has to endure—they think they will be spared from climate change, etc 110
Reposted by lavender apparitionAstra Taylor @astra.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Forget grandiose talk of curing cancer - this is what AI is actually doing to healthcare. In the words of one cardiologist: “it’s bots fighting bots, agents fighting agents, a horrible dystopic future nobody wants to live in.” 282162857
lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Sometimes I fantasize about going to law school not so I could practice law but so that I could annoy certain people as much as possible while confident I was not technically doing anything wrong 1120
lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 26/09/2026hope everything turned out okay at the end!!! 010
lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 26/09/2026North Caroline style barbecue sauce. Lots of vinegar. 030
lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 25/09/2026like 2-6 maybe? Like a man who has showered still smells nice to me, but I really have to start compartmentalizing if someone is like, especially sweaty 000
lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 25/09/2026becoming obsessed with this i’m afraid 110
lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I’ll be keeping an eye out for THAT documentary 010
lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 23/09/2026You cannot trick me into buying the influencer olive oil. I’m not falling for it!! I’m getting the second cheapest bottle at Trader Joe’s like god intended!!! 1120
lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I just want to shake them by the lapels and say that having sex requires being able to talk about sex 130
lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 22/09/2026committed the grave sin of running my A/C on 76 during the heatwave and got an email from the power company estimating my bill was on track to be $450-$500 so I’m just going to walk into the ocean actually 170
lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 20/09/2026okay given everything, can we please let go of “Democrats need to be able to win over Republican voters” thing? Definitionally they are not going to vote for Democrats!! The pitch should be that the GOP has fucked up and doesn’t deserve to be in power 051
lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 19/09/2026And it’s not even been two full years yet 🫠 010
lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 18/09/2026alright alright I’m going to stop topfishing… for now. happy #fcf, I’ve got a place for you if you need to keep ‘em warm 3662
lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 18/09/2026That is such a Monday thing to happen actually 110
lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 18/09/2026should I post h*** for #fcf this week? 1210
lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I am ready to jump out of my skin at just about any given moment, actually 000
lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 18/09/2026You know who was exhausting the first time he was you know what but this time around is just god awful. I keep moving up in my career which should be exciting except that my grocery and energy bills have almost doubled since two years ago and I am not being hyperbolic. I’m just treading water here 080
lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I worked with an actor once who said they had never tried drugs “except for nyquil.” They were like “when I’m sick I drink a whole bottle and go to sleep for fourteen hours and when I wake up I feel better.” Everyone in the room was gagged 040
Reposted by lavender apparitionErin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 17/09/2026I also want to note, some of these Democrats have already equivocated or capitulated on transgender issues. The ads keep coming and if anything are increasing as a result. 235633
Reposted by lavender apparitionMichael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Great system, no notes www.propublica.org/article/scho... 271418331
lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Well since about 2016 there’s been no such thing as an objective reality that we can all agree upon and I think that’s kind of spiderwebbed out into a number of disparate, mutually exclusive “realities” that only a tenuous relationship to like, facts 010
Reposted by lavender apparitionMichael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Every democratic candidate deciding to moderate on a social issue to 'take it off the table' 211828242