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@calebisawkward.bsky.social
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Professional Stage Manager 🎭 30-something 👵🏼 Occasionally NSFW, lurk at your own risk 🔞 I like video games and baking 🧁 Evil skeleton from the earth’s core 💀 Partnered 👬 SD, CA 🌴

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spooky lerrrgan 👻 @lerrrgan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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A scene from The Cat In The Hat where the cat is raising a bat behind a kid who looks happy. The kid is labeled “Americans looking forward to a wonderful Christmas”, and the cat is labeled “super El Niño”.
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lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Mrs. Puff's Nervous 'Oh Neptune!' Moment
Alt: Mrs. Puff's Nervous 'Oh Neptune!' Moment
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lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
90 degree weather in October followed by a hurricane? Is California becoming Florida???
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lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I am forgetting the tortoises
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Hypnotized Bart Simpson
Alt: Hypnotized Bart Simpson, slowly zooming in on his eyes, which have become black and white spirals
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lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
She’s beautiful
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lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
No it’s cool you guys it’s totally good and normal that each summer is longer and hotter than the last I’m sure
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lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I have two (2) consecutive days off next week for the first time in six months 😌
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lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
thanks 😌
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lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Jim Bakker was still alive?????
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i saw a tiktok about how rapping in childhood is a sign of general malaise and i can't stop thinking about it
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lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I will keep this in mind when I report
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lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Got a jury summons in the mail and literally said “they got me, gal” out loud
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lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Cleopatra in Act 3 Scene 7 of Shakespeare’s ANTONY AND CLEOPATRA:
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lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There’s a republican running for city council who’s using Zohran-inspired text and graphics for his campaign materials (like same font and color palette) and I’m wondering how many people are going to vote for him based on that
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lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Is it super humid up there too? The air in SD has been THICK
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lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“Anaheim Star” by Rebecca Black 😅
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lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Okay, fine, we can watch Bratz: The Movie (2007)!
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lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’m about halfway through but I’m really enjoying it
Screenshot of an audio book playing on my phone in : End Times Fascism and the Fight for the Living World by Naomi Klein and Astra Taylor
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lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I was literally just reading about this in Naomi Klein and Astra Taylor’s new book. It’s part of why they’re so indifferent to the problems everyone else on the planet has to endure—they think they will be spared from climate change, etc
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Astra Taylor @astra.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Forget grandiose talk of curing cancer - this is what AI is actually doing to healthcare. In the words of one cardiologist: “it’s bots fighting bots, agents fighting agents, a horrible dystopic future nobody wants to live in.”
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lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
*shreds my degree from UTK*
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lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Sometimes I fantasize about going to law school not so I could practice law but so that I could annoy certain people as much as possible while confident I was not technically doing anything wrong
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lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
hope everything turned out okay at the end!!!
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lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Well, how big is your basement?
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lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
North Caroline style barbecue sauce. Lots of vinegar.
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lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
like 2-6 maybe? Like a man who has showered still smells nice to me, but I really have to start compartmentalizing if someone is like, especially sweaty
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lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
becoming obsessed with this i’m afraid
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lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’ll be keeping an eye out for THAT documentary
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lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You cannot trick me into buying the influencer olive oil. I’m not falling for it!! I’m getting the second cheapest bottle at Trader Joe’s like god intended!!!
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lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I just want to shake them by the lapels and say that having sex requires being able to talk about sex
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lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
we must suffer for our decadence
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lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
committed the grave sin of running my A/C on 76 during the heatwave and got an email from the power company estimating my bill was on track to be $450-$500 so I’m just going to walk into the ocean actually
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lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Julia Louis Dreyfus in VEEP as Selena Meyer. She’s grimacing and looking offscreen to her right. The caption reads “(LAUGHING NERVOUSLY) What the fuck?”
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mike 👻 @anotherhungtop.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
gay and annoyed 😑
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lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
okay given everything, can we please let go of “Democrats need to be able to win over Republican voters” thing? Definitionally they are not going to vote for Democrats!! The pitch should be that the GOP has fucked up and doesn’t deserve to be in power
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lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
And it’s not even been two full years yet 🫠
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lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
And if that ain’t the truth
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lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
alright alright I’m going to stop topfishing… for now. happy #fcf, I’ve got a place for you if you need to keep ‘em warm
Close up photo of me lying on my back, showing my hole. My right hand is on my right butt cheek spreading it open. My legs are in the air but cut off at the top of the photo.
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lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
That is such a Monday thing to happen actually
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lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Diagram of a trilobite being fossilized. The animal is suspended in a tan field of minerals while gray arrows representing other minerals “seep” into its body. “GIRL HELP” is written across the top of the image in Impact meme font
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lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
should I post h*** for #fcf this week?
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lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I am ready to jump out of my skin at just about any given moment, actually
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lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
You know who was exhausting the first time he was you know what but this time around is just god awful. I keep moving up in my career which should be exciting except that my grocery and energy bills have almost doubled since two years ago and I am not being hyperbolic. I’m just treading water here
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lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I worked with an actor once who said they had never tried drugs “except for nyquil.” They were like “when I’m sick I drink a whole bottle and go to sleep for fourteen hours and when I wake up I feel better.” Everyone in the room was gagged
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 17/09/2026
I also want to note, some of these Democrats have already equivocated or capitulated on transgender issues. The ads keep coming and if anything are increasing as a result.
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Great system, no notes www.propublica.org/article/scho...
Voucher programs and the private schools they increasingly fund have proliferated across the country. Yet those schools often reject children with disabilities — the very kids who were used to help sell early voucher programs to lawmakers and the public - for having needs that are too costly, complex or disruptive. That leaves those children with few options beyond the public schools. And as public schools lose enrollment as a result of more and more
voucher use, they lose resources that would benefit children who remain, including those with disabilities.
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lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Well since about 2016 there’s been no such thing as an objective reality that we can all agree upon and I think that’s kind of spiderwebbed out into a number of disparate, mutually exclusive “realities” that only a tenuous relationship to like, facts
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lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
oh it’s DIRE out here
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lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Janet from The Good Place (played by D’arcy Carden) with the caption “[chanting] Top me. Top me. Top me.”
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Every democratic candidate deciding to moderate on a social issue to 'take it off the table'
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