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@calebisawkward.bsky.social

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Professional Stage Manager 🎭 30-something 👵🏼 Occasionally NSFW, lurk at your own risk 🔞 I like video games and baking 🧁 Evil skeleton from the earth’s core 💀 Partnered 👬 SD, CA 🌴

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lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I’m about halfway through but I’m really enjoying it

Screenshot of an audio book playing on my phone in : End Times Fascism and the Fight for the Living World by Naomi Klein and Astra Taylor

lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Julia Louis Dreyfus in VEEP as Selena Meyer. She’s grimacing and looking offscreen to her right. The caption reads “(LAUGHING NERVOUSLY) What the fuck?”

lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

alright alright I’m going to stop topfishing… for now. happy #fcf, I’ve got a place for you if you need to keep ‘em warm

Close up photo of me lying on my back, showing my hole. My right hand is on my right butt cheek spreading it open. My legs are in the air but cut off at the top of the photo.

lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Diagram of a trilobite being fossilized. The animal is suspended in a tan field of minerals while gray arrows representing other minerals “seep” into its body. “GIRL HELP” is written across the top of the image in Impact meme font

lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Janet from The Good Place (played by D’arcy Carden) with the caption “[chanting] Top me. Top me. Top me.”

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lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Important!!

Top-down POV photo looking down toward my lap while sitting on my sofa. My right thigh and hand are visible A black and white tuxedo cat is laying his head on my right hip, snoozing.

lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

me to me since I got back to SD

Portlandia meme. Top panel is Fred Armisen playing a gray-haired woman dabbing sweat from her brow saying “Toni, it’s so hot.” Bottom panel is Carrie Brownstein playing a black-haired woman with glasses replying, “It’s the heat.”

lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I had to answer honestly with my first instincts, because I code switch out of using some of the vocabulary I chose (e.g. “buggy” for shopping cart) when I’m not visiting my family. People look at you like you’re quaint if you have a Southeastern accent (but they got me, gal)

Color-coded dialect map of the continental US with blue, pale yellow, and red bands indicating my dialect. the red is concentrated around the southeast United States, indicating that region is the one to which my dialect is most similar

lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Listen

Marquee sign that says “in an emergency I can top”

lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Listen, it’s hump day, but I’m having a crazy week, so here’s one from the archives circa July 2022. I was very sunburnt. (Also I’ve been topfishing yall so here’s more butt you’re welcome)

Mirror selfie of me standing naked in my old bedroom. You can see my whole body, but I’m angled so the focus is on my back and butt. I’m a little sunburnt on my shoulders and upper back.

lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Not to get on a soapbox but come ON. Creativity is literally already democratized. As a theatre artist I can tell you creative endeavors are 90% process and 10% product. This fundamentally misunderstands that the process of creation IS the point. Just make bad art! You will learn and improve!!!

lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Happy #fcf from the bath tub

Selfie of me in a bubble bath showing off my erection. My hairy thighs and torso are visible, but the rest of me is cut off at the edges of the image.

lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Post a famous bathroom scene

Title card of “The Girls’ Room,” a recurring sketch on THE AMANDA SHOW. Pink and teal text ornamented with multicolored flowers overlays a TV set designed to look like a high school restroom. Four actresses dressed in various Y2K clothing are hanging out in the bathroom.

lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

What are the odds that this would give me crazy diarrhea

A cup of Tapatío branded “birria” ramen cup noodles. I’m holding them up with my dining table and living room visible in the background

lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

I would go with this diva

Magda, a Hylian character from Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild. She’s a female-presenting humanoid character with dirty blonde hair and light skin. She’s wearing a green tunic with a long sleeved white shirt underneath. She’s raising her arms in anger shouting “ARGGG!! NOOOOOOO!!”

lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Edited meme of Mo’Nique that reads “I would like to sit on it”

lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

I love my current chunky glasses but should I bring a pair of slutty little glasses back into the rotation? (photo is me circa spring 2024)

lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Tom, a gray cartoon cat, sitting in a green armchair reading a newspaper. He’s looking up and to his left with a surprised/confused expression, as though something has just interrupted him while he was minding his own business reading the paper.

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lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

me being exposed to RHONY

lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

success

A large dish of chicken noodle casserole with a browned ritz cracker topping and a three olive martini in a frosty glass

lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

I want to get up so I can enjoy my day off, but it’s my day off so I don’t want to get up

Sad-looking chihuahua with a dislodged doggy door stuck around the middle of its body

lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Okay cute actually

Pantone birth chart: Balanced Rose for Libra Sun, Amber Stage for Leo Moon, Foam Aura for Pisces rising, Pressed Petal for Virgo Venus

lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

well

lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

post a photo from 2019 me in my blonde era, wasting my youth not knowing how cute I actually was lmao

Selfie of me on a sofa from seven(??!?!) years ago. I have short stubble and a dark mustache. I have blonde hair that’s longer on top and combed to the side (you can see my natural dark hair cropped very close on the sides)

lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Parakeet labeled “me” drinking a green beverage labeled “unsee juice” through a neon green bendy straw. The caption says “(((Big sip)))”

lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

I’m in the middle of a busy week but it is technically Wednesday, so let me offer my #humpday submission now

Me from the shoulders down, standing naked in my shower. My thighs and but are centered in the photo.

lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Okay, I can’t guarantee I’ll leave this up, BUT since it’s the last #fcf of pride month…

Photo of my hard cock as seen from my POV lying on my bed. I’m holding the base with my right hand and wearing a watch on my right wrist

lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

I forgot to post this sooner but I took a cute selfie on a good hair day a few weeks ago!!!

Me taking a mirror selfie in the bathroom at work. I’m wearing a black sweater and jeans with a silver chain necklace and a work badge on ares lanyard. I’ve got glasses and wavy dark hair that actually looked nice that day

lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

I should be asleep

POV of me lying on top of my bed, pulling down my shorts to reveal my pubic hair and the base of my penis

lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

I started Pride month looking super butch somehow

Me taking a mirror pic. I’m wearing a blue plaid flannel shirt and a trucker hat. Butch!

lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

Me, on a six-day rehearsal week, watching y’all gear up for a three-day weekend

A blonde woman wearing a red bath robe is holding a phone receiver up to her ear. She appears to be sobbing. “1-900-9099-CRY” is displayed across the lower third in purple text.

lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

Accidentally fell asleep at 9:15pm and woke up at 11:00 🤡

Screenshot of Elden Ring (I think?) featuring a third person view of a character in a dark cloak looking over a large body of water from a balcony. It is night and the moon is reflected in the water. “SLEEP SCHEDULE RUINED” appears across the image, as though it were an achievement

lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

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lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

Is this anything

Mirror selfie of a shirtless gay guy standing in a dining room, without a shirt on. Grey Calvins peek up from the waistband of his jeans. Groundbreaking.

lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

Listen I know it’s #fcf but leg day has been paying off so, for a limited time, here’s my butt

Me standing in front of a mirror, facing away to show off my legs and butt. I’m wearing a t-shirt but no pants

lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

This looks great but it has this energy

Two panel meme of DeeDee and Stu from The Rugrats standing in a kitchen, both wearing house coats. In the top panel, DeeDee asks Stu, “It’s four o clock in the morning. Why are you making chocolate pudding?” In the bottom panel, Stu, who is stirring a pot, answers, “Because I’ve lost control of my life.”

lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

If you see this, I implore you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using with no explanation

A black metal cabinet with a yellow band printed on the front. Large black text on the yellow band reads, “CHILD”

lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

If you see this, post a picture(s) of your thighs.

Photo of my lower body, from my waist to my knees. I’m lifting up my shorts to show off my thighs.

lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

The pink panther looking thoughtful. There is a thought bubble over his head, with a gay flag and a “not allowed” symbol over it

lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

Meanwhile Spain’s newspapers are like “he’s Hilter with dementia and his mind is deteriorating”

Screenshot of a headline from the newspaper El País. It reads “‘Hitler con demencia’ o ‘presidente sobrehumano’: el debate sobre la salud mental de Trump”

lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

I don’t wanna pack on my day off but I have one week left on this contract soooo Please excuse my day-off bedhead

Me, wearing a pair of green shorts and standing in front of some half-packed boxes. My hair is messy, and I am not wearing a shirt.

lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

I was outside for literally 20 minutes yesterday and my forearms have already turned a full shade darker than my shoulders

Mirror selfie of me in black tank top. I’m flexing my right tricep to highlight the color gradient from my shoulder (paler) to my forearm (tanner)

Slightly more zoomed out mirror selfie of me in black tank top. I’m flexing my right tricep to highlight the color gradient from my shoulder (paler) to my forearm (tanner). My mirror is a little dirty.

lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

oh god the flashbacks

translucent image of soldiers and helicopters superimposed on an image of a wide-eyed chihuahua

lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

A parakeet drinking from a glass of green liquid labeled “unsee juice” through a straw. The image says “(((Big sip)))”

lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

No new pics where are you at mentally

RuPaul on project runway. She’s wearing a frizzy unstyled blonde wig and her makeup is done badly. She has white blouse and chunky red necklace on, and a bit of black bra is peeking out. She’s smiling, sort of, but it’s more of a grimace.

lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

I’ve been growing my hair and it’s been at an awkward length but it’s finally long enough to start looking like I did this on purpose

Selfie of me—a male-presenting person with glasses and dark facial hair. My hair is short but shaggy and starting to look curly.

lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

Not me in 2016 convinced I was unsightly It’s funny how you look back at yourself with much kinder eyes

Photo of me against a desert rock backdrop. I’m wearing a red t-shirt with a patterned patch pocket and a backwards black baseball cap.

Snapchat selfie of me circa 2016. I have a red and black feather boa around my neck, and the caption reads “Just setting up at work”

Selfie photo of me circa 2016. I’m in a purple tank top and black backward baseball cap, making a millennial bear face. I’m in a slot canyon in the desert.

Selfie of me lying down in bed circa 2016. I’m wearing a purple tank top with a heather gray breast pocket. You can see my fresh rose tattoo on my exposed arm.

lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

Me when I see people making Saturday “good morning” posts but it’s 11:18pm on Friday night

Drax from Guardians of the Galaxy points accusingly in front of a yellow and white background. The caption reads “EUROPEAN” in all caps Impact font

lavender apparition @calebisawkward.bsky.social · 18/11/2025

Ok this was actually much harder to narrow down than I thought 😅 (also can you tell water is my favorite type?)

Color-coded chart of my favorite Pokémon of each type with the title “PK Diagram” at the top. My favorites are as follows

Normal - Girafarig
Fire - Salazzle
Water - Starmie
Grass - Smoliv
Electric -Ampharos
Ice - Lapras
Fighting - Poliwrath
Poison - Iron Moth
Ground - Swampert
Flying - acrobat
Psychic - Hypno
Bug - Parasect
Rock - Kabutops
Ghost - Mismagius
Dragon - Miraidon
Dark - Umbreon
Steel - Empoleon
Fairy - Klefki