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Calamadee

@calamadee.bsky.social
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She/her. Red eyes, thick thighs 🍃 . Disabled ♿. Riot Grrl. Chaotic Good. Radically Soft. If you need me, I'll be smoking darts in the sun 🔆 🌴. Warcraft is my game of choice 🌊. Cat mom 🐈🐈‍⬛.

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Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
episode 089
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Sewzinski @sewzinski.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m seeing a lot of Boy Moms defend some indefensible behavior. If you’re so worried your sons are predators, maybe you should talk to them instead of lecturing the public on forgiveness.
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Dewie @judgedewie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
OMG I had to check my work emails regarding an extra case in court tomorrow and I've just read this from an HR person. "on a knee to nose basis" A KNEE TO NOSE BASIS 😳
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Flying Mezerkis @bananapantz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Let's do a Musk-Starship thread (not an expert, just a news-reader with a memory longer than a journalists, ie two weeks). In 2016, when the Starship idea was unveiled, he would have an uncrewed landing on Mars in 2022, and crewed by 2024.
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Calamadee @calamadee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I love Great British Bake Off Saturdays. This show just fills me with joy.
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Celeste Headlee @celesteheadlee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
So, Banksy bought a used yacht, repaired it and retrofitted it to serve as a rescue boat to save migrants in the central Mediterranean. The whole project cost the artist $860,000. Since 2020, the boat has saved more than 3,800 people. londondaily.com/banksy-funds...
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Banksy funds refugee rescue boat operating in Mediterranean - London Daily
Exclusive: UK artist finances bright pink motor yacht that set sail in secrecy to avoid being intercepted by authorities
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Lane Moore @hellolanemoore.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Bi Visibility Day reminder that biphobia is toxic and boring. If someone asks you to pick a side, pick up your keys and leave. If someone says you're greedy, steal their car. If someone says it's just a stop on the way to being gay, steal all their pets and give them better lives.
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Calamadee @calamadee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Im closing the chapter! He's not even responded to the divorce petition. This mans is a straight up coward. I even had to hire a private investigator. That said, I hopefully will have this done and dusted around end of this year, early next.
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
submission guidelines: you can use US or UK spellings, so long as you are consistent me: listen it's not my fault you don't recognize the unique flavour that is Canadian English
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Calamadee @calamadee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Anyway, I'm going to enjoy a pumpkin Chai latte and try to relax.
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Calamadee @calamadee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I should be working today, but my third pretrial hearing this afternoon has me needlessly anxious. I can't wait to be done with narcissist ex.
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Ayo @darrylayo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
“George Lucas’ museum confuses illustration for art” Oh wow. Wall Street Journal confuses diarrhea for journalism
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Association for Scottish Literature @asls.org.uk · 19/09/2026
On leaving you playfully punched my left shoulder. The sensation remains But your voice fades The sensation remains But your image fades I short of breath tremble I think you’ve cracked a rib. —“Gone but Not Forgotten”, by Maud Sulter (1960–2008), born #OTD, 19 Sep – a 🎂🧵 #poem #poetry
A colour photograph in a gold frame of Maud Sulter represented as Calliope, the muse of epic poetry. She is a Black woman, with bare shoulders. Her face is in profile, turned to the left, her chin raised, with red lips. She draped in dark fabric, seated by a table with a small cased photograph on it. The background resembles crushed velvet in a dark purplish-black.
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Seth Masket @smotus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
My hot take: We are not arguing about SSRIs. Some of us are using them as prescribed by our doctors to treat mental health difficulties. This administration has decided that's a problem based on no actual research.
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What The Doorman Bought @kastor.sh · 23/07/2026
It’s finally out
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Sail ✧ Comms Closed @actualsailboat.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I couldn’t help but paint Holly Longdale’s absolutely gorgeous outfit for #blizzcon ! So excited for WoW Forever 🥹🩵
An artistic interpretation of Holly Longdale’s iconic ethereal blue coat with sheer blue fabric off the arms and blue-green feather shoulders from Blizzcon 2026!
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Sewzinski @sewzinski.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
If men can’t learn to live with women or those different than them, those men get pushed outside the society. Stop punishing women for immature men. Grow the fuck up.
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The Latest Kate @thelatestkate.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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A drawing of a crow standing in the rain. The caption reads, "It's okay to just muddle through right now. "Good enough" is, in fact, good enough."
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Calamadee @calamadee.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Could not stay asleep last night so everything feels like a solid no fair today.
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Calamadee @calamadee.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Wild!
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Calamadee @calamadee.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I liked him during 2 Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Place, but it's been a minute.
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Gas so expensive I’m no longer accepting ass or grass for rides
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Lir @zitruseis.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
It's nice when you have some friends over for a slumber party! 👻 #ArtSky #Art #OriginalArt #DigitalArt
A digital painting of a woman in a white gown. She is sitting in the dark with a serene expression, looking at a burning candle in her hand. Behind her is a golden ornate mirror frame. Dark purple hands emerge from there and reach for her face.
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Calamadee @calamadee.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
"Small words for small men," love it.
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Anna Stesia @onlychyld.blacksky.app · 03/09/2026
correct.
Maga was a lie told by losers for losers, and we should treat it as such, rather than with fancy names like authoritarianism, therefore chasing away those who need to hear about its deceptions while flattering those who profit from it. Kennedy is a pervert; Miller is a putz; Bessent is a snob; Hegseth is a douchebag; Trump is a criminal. Small words for small men.
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Calamadee @calamadee.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Watching the Raygun doc while I look for work today. Forgot how cringe the whole thing was.
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Kate @artetak.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
She's just a Backwoods Barbie! I wanted to re-do an old Dolly piece from a few years back, and this was the result! I love you Dolly 😭🦋
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Lee Hurley @hleehurley.com · 31/08/2026
Normalise saying 'fascist propaganda' instead of 'culture wars'
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Calamadee @calamadee.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Forcus 🍴🤷‍♀️
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Calamadee @calamadee.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Three years ago, I chose my peace and left my ex. While he tried to destroy me, I forcused on healing and I'll never regret it. I've still got a long way to go, but every day I notice improvements and it's wonderful.
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Calamadee @calamadee.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
It is a real nice morning, for sure.
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Hellrosser @rosserford.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
We’re going to hear about how everyone loved Dolly, and that feels true. But it’s good to remember, and to her credit, that she was attacked for her AIDS activism, her vaccine advocacy, her LGBTQ+ support and even, more recently, for her reading initiatives. She ALWAYS stood firm when it mattered.
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Calamadee @calamadee.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Since moving to US, I've never waited that long for results. I hope no news is good news! 🫂
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Calamadee @calamadee.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Oh no don't do that! Lol
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Calamadee @calamadee.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Bless you for trying
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Sewzinski @sewzinski.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Whenever someone tells me they use AI I’m going to say “Oh, honey.” In the most condescending tone possible. They’re going to regret ever telling me anything.
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Doe @doefulwoeful.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
This is how I feel on this website as someone who is completely unaware of shit going down around her at all times
A drawn image of a guy wearing a propeller hat. He has a buck toothed smile. "I like playing with toys"
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Lydia! ⭐ @lydiastaremoji.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
i have nothing to say to people who regularly hold "conversations" with LLMs. you are not my kin. i do not live in your world. our philosophies are so divergent that you may as well be xenobiology. i would find it easier to understand the mind of a mineral deposit, or a ripple in a pond
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BatsCaulder (They/He) @mattcaulder.com · 11/08/2026
I stopped fucking with We Rate Dogs when it came out that he changes the name of dogs that sound too "ethnic"
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Calamadee @calamadee.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Moved to a different raid team this season, so I'll be staying in my comfort zone with my dungeon crew this week. Nervous like the first day of school.
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Inspirational Skeletor @skeletorinspires.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I will be okay. Not because everything is fine, but because I am surprisingly difficult to destroy. Says Skeletor who notices being hard to destroy sure doesn’t mean a bunch of asshoes don’t keep trying.
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Adroitly Absurd @adroitlyabsurd.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
If anyone needs ideas, I have some suggestions
A tweet reads “'He doesn't look autistic!
'My apologies. Luke, would you mind doing an autism for the lady please?” A reply says “To everyones horror, Luke then proceeded to name every train ever”
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
PETE HEGSETH: Napoleon, how do we defeat Iran? AI NAPOLEON: Vaccines? You have vaccines? PETE HEGSETH: Yes but they're woke and gay AI NAPOLEON: Send me typhus vaccine PETE HEGESTH: No, I need your help with Iran, we're running low on artillery AI NAPOLEON: Vaccines then Iran
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Calamadee @calamadee.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Coming in clutch on Monday morning
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Calamadee @calamadee.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
We don't want to hurt the little guy.
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Calamadee @calamadee.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
My dude, I have a feral 9yo staying with us, we need stronger than that lol
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Daniel Carlson @danielwcarlson.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
This site lets you scan barcodes to see if they’re part of Taylor Farms: www.taylordetector.com
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Wondering if a product is made by Taylor Farms? Scan any barcode to instantly check brand ownership and affiliations. Free, no signup required.
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Calamadee @calamadee.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I love my family, but I'll be glad to have my quiet home back. Our households live very differently, that's all. 😅
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