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@cal50.bsky.social
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cal50 @cal50.bsky.social · 20h
i love bats, what a sweetie
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cal50 @cal50.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
'amy acton had a beer' that's just going to make her more popular here
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cal50 @cal50.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
cal50
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cal50 @cal50.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
my klarna code is 265387
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cal50 @cal50.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
being in peril < being safe someone has to say it
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cal50 @cal50.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
it's a great ass, charlie brown
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cal50 @cal50.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i spent most of my internet time in the 2000s on something awful and then in the 2010s it was twitter, i think 2020s is shaping up to be discord but frankly it's a lot less insane and i miss the crazier places sometimes
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cal50 @cal50.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
new protomartyr album is good as hell
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cal50 @cal50.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
an astounding amount of my relationship advice for other people boils down to just me saying 'ok well you should tell them that'
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🍍On Vacay🏝 - DO NOT DISTURB @crannyboy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I broke free from desire fam. Now I just chill like a alligator and I use half my brain to sleep so I can always be chilling just kind of floating there
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cal50 @cal50.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
it feels like i'm seeing the setup for the funniest joke that has ever happened. the punchline is watching in the wings, waiting its turn
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cal50 @cal50.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
this feels like a level beyond monetizing the rot somehow
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ara @arakubrick.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
i'm desperate and asking for help once again because i'm in a situation where i'm losing myself mentally because of my lack of job opportunities and how broke i am. every time i post my paypal i feel complete embarrassment, this is not the exception. paypal.me/friedgoldara
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cal50 @cal50.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
very tired of this economy where in the last few days before my next paycheck hits i always have like 5 dollars left
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
LEARN 2 PIRATE - dashare.zone ADMIN
LEARN TO PIRATE!!! NEVER PAY FOR COPORATE MOVIES OR T SHOWS - THEPIRATEBAY10.ORG - PRIVATE TRACKERS - OPEN-SLUM.ORG - OPENSUBTITLES.ORG - SCI-HUB.EE - FRIEND WITH PLEX - USENET STILL WORKS LOL - SOULSEEK STILL WORKS LMAO - TORRENTFREAK - DONT PAY HBO MAX AND HULU!!! DONT PAY DISNEY AND NETFLIX!!!! USE A VPN OR SEED BOX IF YOU WANT "OR DON'T WHO CARES, THEY DONT SEND LETTERS TO YA ANY MORE" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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cal50 @cal50.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
the anti amy acton ads in ohio focus on her drinking too much. have you ever met the average voter here, that would only ever increase their opinion of her
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ara @arakubrick.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
haven't been here in a while and i unfortunately have to come back here to ask for help once again. i recently lost my last job and i'm struggling with bills and groceries. i'm desperate and any help will do. paypal.me/friedgoldara
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Pay Aracely de Jesús Morin using PayPal.Me
Go to paypal.me/friedgoldara and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.
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cal50 @cal50.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Jay Learning Disability
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cal50 @cal50.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
that's 8 words, bitch
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cal50 @cal50.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
thank god someone is finally speaking up about this
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cal50 @cal50.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
i kind of don't care about elder abuse when it's mitch mcconnell
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cal50 @cal50.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
expecting mitch mcconnell to vote is ableist
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Nicky 2 @nickyflowers.com · 11/09/2026
[democrat voice] my opponents are right. i believe what they believe. i need 10 dollars
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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
What else did he do
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
would love to know if you know, 1/2 of my senators have croaked. just feels like something we should be privy to imo
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cal50 @cal50.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
no worries if not.
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cal50 @cal50.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
hey so, that whole mitch mcconnell thing, is that like. are we going to circle back to that at some point.
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cal50 @cal50.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
guy who actually likes burnt food: you know, i actually like burnt food
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cal50 @cal50.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Brendan Fraser in The Whale
ALT: Brendan Fraser in The Whale
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cal50 @cal50.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
seeing that one frame of Elizabeth Holmes face is starting to feel like that one frame from The Whale
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cal50 @cal50.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
as long as the switch 2 is 500 dollars and there isn't even a new 3D mario or smash bros game to play this is none of my business
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cal50 @cal50.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
this site is so boring
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cal50 @cal50.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
there's a hole in everything, that's how the light gets in
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cal50 @cal50.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
an amulet is probably one of the top things to retrieve
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cal50 @cal50.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
coyote vs acme rules
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cal50 @cal50.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I read the first four letters of your post and got too horn to read the rest of it
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cal50 @cal50.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
i feel like 8/25 is fine for someone without kids who is rapidly approaching middle age. i watch 0 of them but i would kill on behalf of ms. rachel
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cal50 @cal50.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
i'm so fucked up and twisted that I think conker 64 is the evil game and conkers bad fur day is normal
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cal50 @cal50.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
i used to love them but now i can see that video games were a mistake
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cal50 @cal50.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
pasta mostly begs the question, what is the non-pasta part of the menu
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cal50 @cal50.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
dolly parton dying
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Bo Thompson @gaudipern.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
(2/2) gave her and recognized the value of giving children a chance to love music as she did. To this end, she frequently funded uniforms, flags, instruments, and even multiple team travel budgets. Her only stipulation was to not have her name attached. She didn't want to distract from the kids.
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Bo Thompson @gaudipern.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
(1/2) Since I haven't seen anyone else mention this one... It was an open secret that Dolly Parton secretly funded a massive number of southern high school bands, most especially predominantly Black high schools. A marching band member in her youth, Dolly never forgot the joy that playing snare drum
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cal50 @cal50.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
lately i've been reporting every youtube ad for insurance that i get as being a scam or possible fraud and in the little explanation box i'm writing "insurance"
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cal50 @cal50.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
my favorite video games in my old age are either 3D platformers or puzzles or games where you just like control a marble or something physics-based like that. judging by this pic, no wonder i have 0 interest in things going on in video games now
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Anthony Clark @nedroid.com · 24/08/2026
I'm sorry but I invented Waziggy, a mean Ziggy who likes bad things and is rude. I invented him but I cannot control him, and I am afraid of him.
A cartoon character who looks very similar to beloved character Ziggy, but looks cruel and has a big "W" on his shirt
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Azure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
The guy who coughs at the beginning of “Sweet Leaf” joins the cast of Kingdom Hearts on their grandest adventure yet
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cal50 @cal50.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Schrodinger's Mitch McConnell
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cal50 @cal50.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
are you ok bro
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