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cait (and adonis)

@cait.bsky.social
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The Ringleader big famous microblogger pet account reactionary flamboyant wrecker goddess of uselessness antisocial influencer [she/her] Texan in MA. Adonis' mom

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 3h
what in the hell are you doing
orange cat being weird in the bathtub orange cat in the tuborange cat in the tub
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 2h
he hates when I catch him being silly
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 2h
A SLUG! the poor baby!!
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 3h
he's just being weird, I don't even think he knows water comes out of the bathtub!
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 3h
what in the hell are you doing
orange cat being weird in the bathtub orange cat in the tuborange cat in the tub
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 3h
[immediately after starting a new antidepressant] wow, I feel much less depressed today :)
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 11h
jeez can ya keep it down out there, some of us are trying to sleep
orange cat peeking his head out behind a blanket looking half asleep
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 11h
jeez can ya keep it down out there, some of us are trying to sleep
orange cat peeking his head out behind a blanket looking half asleep
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 15h
because my brain isn't fucking put together right
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Matt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 20h
can’t think of a better example of AI being mostly a solution to a problem that doesn’t exist also it can’t help when this is your user base
nic carter o
@nic_carter
X.com
this is about me and i'm not sorry! i don't have time
to autistically read forums and random team news
or whatever.
i'm sure spending hours and hours running your
fantasy team is a good ROI if you're unemployed but
some of us have jobs
also my team is stacked so that's another point in
the Al columnAndrew Weiner • @DickeyNate • 18h
What's the point if playing fantasy football if
you're just going to automate it

nic carter
@nic_carter • 17h
there's no point to fantasy football, it's grown ass
men pretending to draft NFL players

OpenWindowManiac @Cit_rusK •17h
Then just don't do it?

nic carter *
@nic_carter
X.com
social obligation
8:41 PM • 10/5/26 • 880 Views
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
what has happened here
orange cat laying sprawled on the floor
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 23h
Get ready for a lot of this for the next while
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Heat (1995) @heatfilm1995.bsky.social · 22h
Because she got a GREAT ASS!
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 23h
[tapering off my antidepressant so I can start a new one] why am I so FCUKING DEPRESSED
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Jason Statham joint
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
say less
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller October 05,1972
P1- NANCY IS DOWNTOWN AND SEES A SIGN IN A WIG SHOP

GOING OUT OF
    BUSINESS 
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ALL WIGS $1

NANCY: OH, BOY--ID LOVE TO HAVE A WIG

P2- SLUGGO SEES NANCY  WALKING WITH HER HAIR REACHING THE GROUND 
SLUGGO ,NOT KNOWING ITS A WIG, IS SO SHOCKED HIS HAT GOES STRAIGHT UP IN THE AIR
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Cats (Animals)
Jim Davis
Comic Characters
What was the cat from Garfield called?
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
what has happened here
orange cat laying sprawled on the floor
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
don't threaten me with a good time
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
and she was right!!!
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
bring back ass whoopings
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
PEDOPHILE
DOWN!
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
when you're getting those good good scritches from Papa
orange cat being petted by my husbandorange cat all blissed out getting scratched
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
but the nuance
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
PEDOPHILE
DOWN!
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I've had to develop a completely unhinged method of driving in MA, where I drive like a fucking asshole only when I need to and then immediately make a huge show of waving and apologizing and smiling, and it confuses other drivers so badly that they just sort of let it happen
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
me at 7:43 am getting ready for my boring office job: yea we locked in friendship bracelets SHOTS TO THE FACE GET HIM WHITE GIRL WASTED
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DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
I DON'T LIKE THE NEW ONES
its a box of girl scout cookies that says "NEW FLAVOR". The flavor is "the girls sell you a box of dirt by accident but you eat one anyway & all the girls laugh, even the real sad one with the little broken arm. So now you decide to come back every week & eat dirt to lift everybody's spirits but now doctor says you're sick from doing that and you say "but my career!!" & he gets mad and says "i don't see how eating dirt to make children laugh is a career, you don't even get paid" so now YOU get mad and say "the SMILES are the payment!!" & you punch the doctor in
the mouth & he died & now you can't go
back home because of the police are there"
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Jessica Price @delafina777.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This should be so obvious that it doesn’t need to be said, but given what kind of weekend it’s been on here, apparently it does: If you don’t want old rapists running the world, in office, in the board room, making decisions for all of us get comfortable with “ruining” young rapists’ lives
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
can I help you?
orange cat curled up in his bed
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
can I help you?
orange cat curled up in his bed
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
uh no thanks, if I go to lunch with someone from the "other side" i'm getting arrested in the parking lot for throwing hands
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
the future is so awesome, my ketamine clinic will email me an invoice for ketamine and then I can open it and pay it with Apple Pay using Face ID. insanity
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
no she says SHE put him on Billy Joel!
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
god is good all the time
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
there is 0 chance the cat actually ends up in the hoodie but it's funny to imagine
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Matt Negrin still host of Hardball on MSNBC @mattnegrin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
republicans: we are nazis media: do democrats have a Hasan Piker Bin Laden problem?
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
men are like "it's so hard to make women happy, it's so hard to know what they want" my man: let's get matching holiday outfits including the cat
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We could get matching holiday hoodies and pajama pants
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
when you're getting those good good scritches from Papa
orange cat being petted by my husbandorange cat all blissed out getting scratched
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Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Now we're cooking
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Gabe Ortíz @tusk81.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
He cheated on her and he protects pedophiles but she’s going to vote for him anyway because oppressing the rest of us matters more.
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If you have $100 million to spend on ads saying you shouldn’t be taxed you’re not being taxed enough Google cofounder Sergey Brin has spent $102 million to fight California’s proposed billionaire tax—he could owe $13 billion if he loses fortune.com/article/how-...
fortune.com
Google co-founder Sergey Brin has now spent $100 million to fight California’s proposed billionaire tax—he could owe $13 billion if he loses | Fortune
The state’s ultrawealthy, including Larry Page and Peter Thiel, have similarly donated to efforts opposing the wealth tax.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
lmfao
r/AskDocs
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u/Impressive_S... • 215d • Layperson/not...
When can My girlfriend sit on my face again
I'm 21M my Girlfriend 21 F, and I broke my lower jaw 9 weeks ago, it was fractured in 2 places and I have 2 titanium plates and screws in my mouth, everything has gotten back to normal now at this point though, l've been eating and going about my life almost completely normal, but I was wondering if she was able to sit in my face now at this point in jaw surgery. I'm not on any medication I haven't been since week 2 and I'm healing great. Any feedback is greatly appreciated, please and thank you!!!
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I love Olivia Rodrigo and I really like her song "Deja Vu" but it fucking kills me that the obscure underground artist she namedrops twice in the song is [checks notes] Billy Joel?
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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Something AI is responsible for that doesn't get enough talk: How, when it scrapes a website to illegally steal everything on it, it uses up a ton of its bandwidth allotment, crashing it or racking up massive fees for site owners.
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Dewie @judgedewie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
OMG I had to check my work emails regarding an extra case in court tomorrow and I've just read this from an HR person. "on a knee to nose basis" A KNEE TO NOSE BASIS 😳
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i'm very high on drugs. thank you
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
y'all have no idea how wonderful it is that this little man lives in my house with me. you could not possibly understand how much I love him
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