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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

imagine getting an invite to your weird friend's pity party and realizing they've been seething with hatred and resentment for their entire life

r/amiwrong
u/RegulatorsPod • 14h
Am I wrong for throwing an "UnWedding"
Join
44m single and childless and I have an idea for something I want to do next year. I've only shared it with one person who immediately flew off the handle.
Context: At 44 l've been in at least 8 weddings, I've been to countless engagements parties, bridal showers, weddings, gender reveals, baby showers, kids birthdays and more. I've sponsored my people's kids in their jogathons, school fundraiser, etc.
Resolution: I want to throw a "Fun Uncle Shower,"
"Single Life Soirée" the "UnWedding" of the century. I want to create a registry and send invites to anyone who I have ever attended or funded the above events for. My take, if I took 3 days out of work, rented a tux, flew across the country, and bought you a breadmaker, I think you could throw $50 my way or buy me a Starbucks gift card. To be clear it's not just about the money. It's about single people being asked time and time again to hand over their time and money because two people are having intercourse regularly. Single people often pay all their own bills, and have less disposable income, but get guilted into traveling to see people with kids because "it's easier", they get ostracized from friend groups for not being a couple or parent, until their kid is selling wrapping paper. It's time to take a stand. 45, single, no kids? You get a cuarenta y cinceñera. AITA??

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Mr Stole and ate a potato chip RIGHT OUT OF MY HAND!!!!

orange cat looking offended I would even say that

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

new competitor for funniest creature i've ever seen in my life

rl
r/whatsthisfish 5d
First catch ever. What is it?

image is a smiling man holding what appears to be a fish shaped like a metal pipe

image of the metal pipe fish being released into the ocean

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

two (three) dumb bitches telling each other "exactlyyyy"

Jeff Seibert @jeffseibert • 10h
This is correct.
As the former Head of Product, I was strongly anti-Elon-Twitter and stayed away for years.
But @nikitabier fixed it, and I am forever grateful.
as John Gruber @ @gruber • 16h
I'm sure this one won't make anyone angry.
(But probably not here.)

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

even the replies on that dumbass's own post are like "haha so true! twitter is great as long as you block and mute the owner and also enough other accounts that you stop seeing snuff films on your timeline"

John Gruber • @gruber• 16h
I'm sure this one won't make anyone angry. (But probably not here.)
X
X Once Again Marks the Spot daringfireball.net

bartb
@bartb1067
Welcome back! But I'll say it one more time: block, mute & lists makes X much more usable

John Gruber • @gruber. 16h
I'm sure this one won't make anyone angry. (But probably not here.)
X Once Again Marks the Spot daringfireball.net

Kirby Ferguson @remixeverything
X.com
Well said and yep, totally agree. Although the replies do seem worse than ever and there's a lotta horrible stuff here that I don't think anybody should be looking at.

John Gruber @ @gruber• 16h
I'm sure this one won't make anyone angry. (But probably not here.)
X
X Once Again Marks the Spot daringfireball.net

Jacob Eiting O
RS
@jeiting
I *think* this is because of some hard work by @nikitabier and others. The first two years of Musk's X was much more vitriolic, would regularly get death videos in my feeds etc.
That still exists, but the algo most just shows me good stuff. And it's good at muting trolls.

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

this is as far as you need to read this piece before you figure out this man is huffing paint and not worth listening to in the slightest

The culture on X today is remarkably friendly and inclusive. It is a cheerful place. That cheerfulness is another differentiator. If you believe the world is falling apart and doomed only to get worse, that our obvious and real problems cannot be surmounted, X is not the platform for you. If you think the world is full of fun and amazing people and things, that humanity's defining feature is our collective ability to solve any problem, that the only time better to be alive than today is tomorrow, it might be.

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

whenever it's raining out, I wonder if he remembers all the storms he must have gone through without a place to be safe and warm inside

orange cat absolutely tuckered out asleep with his head on his paw

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

OP I am going to need you to stop typing and start hitting him with a cast iron skillet

r/relationship_advice u/FurbyFucker3000 • 22m
How to handle partner who pressures for oral sex, but never gives it himself? 33F (me) 36M (him)
Tldr- Partner expects regular oral sex despite not giving it in return for 10 years
I've been with my partner for 10 years...
When we first got together he was a virgin. He gave me oral, or attempted to, but threw up. He said it was gross and suffocating, but he'd work on tolerating it. That never happened, I just went 10 years without oral. He says pussy is just gross and he couldn't do it with anyone, period.

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

he has a little scar on his lip! it makes him look pouty all the time

close up on an orange cat with a fussy face

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Mr and Mrs Autumn Man on date night

selfie of me, a blonde, and my handsome dark haired bearded husband

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

yall are simply not prepared for the picture my husband just sent me

selfie of a handsome bearded man with an orange cat sprawled upside down across his chest. the cat is rubbing on his beard, with his tongue out

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I cry every time I watch it. I'm about to cry now just thinking about it

a still from Kung Fu Hustle, where a man is holding a knife to a woman's face in contrast to the mural of Ginger Rogers and Fred Astaire dancing behind them

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

why do you look so sinister with your little toy

orange cat lounging on his scratcher with a small stuffed cat in his paws

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I get that not everyone understands that baking is a precise science but surely, surely there is no way you genuinely thought you could replace the sugar in your cake with "calorie free cofee sweetener tablets" and blame it on the recipe being bad

r/BakingNoobs
u/burnt_bread_54 • 23h • reddit
Tried making a cake...

I tried making a Schwarzwälder Kirschtorte, and this was supposed to be the base for it.
It was even supposed to be a bit on the healthier side, so I substituted the sugar for a 1200 pill pack of those calorie free cofee sweetener tablets.
It was in the oven for maybe 7 minutes at the reccomended temperature and turned out like this.
Did this happen because 1 misread 2 tea spoons of baking soda for 2 table spoons or was I just unlucky and used a bad recepie?

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

LMFAO look at this shit I just got. what's the opposite of a targeted ad? girl you better keep looking!!

WE'RE LOOKING FOR PEOPLE NOT ON
PSYCHIATRICR MEDICATIONS
If you experience depression or PTSD, you may be eligible to participate in a research study

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

how's the selfie? bitchy as fuck? send it

selfie of me, a blonde with winged eyeliner and a hater expression

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

jeez can ya keep it down out there, some of us are trying to sleep

orange cat peeking his head out behind a blanket looking half asleep

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

men are like "it's so hard to make women happy, it's so hard to know what they want" my man: let's get matching holiday outfits including the cat

Charles)
We could get matching holiday hoodies and pajama pants

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

when you're getting those good good scritches from Papa

orange cat all blissed out getting scratched

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

lmfao

$r/AskDocs Join u/Impressive_S... • 215d • Layperson/not... When can My girlfriend sit on my face again I'm 21M my Girlfriend 21 F, and I broke my lower jaw 9 weeks ago, it was fractured in 2 places and I have 2 titanium plates and screws in my mouth, everything has gotten back to normal now at this point though, l've been eating and going about my life almost completely normal, but I was wondering if she was able to sit in my face now at this point in jaw surgery. I'm not on any medication I haven't been since week 2 and I'm healing great. Any feedback is greatly appreciated, please and thank you!!!$

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

when I first brought Adonis home, he hid under the bed for a few days and I sat there with him singing so he would get used to my voice. now, just shy of 2 years later, any time I start singing I get these wonderfully sweet "before and after you hear Mama singing to you" moments