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The Cafibulator 🏳️‍⚧️

@cafibulator.bsky.social
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30-something wastrel in semi-professional housekeeping and pet care, mom of many cats and video game nerd. newly (8/23/26) she/her

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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 20/09/2026
If you’re trans and you find a website that has “resources“ and also a detailed history of every prominent trans persons actions online and off no you fucking didn’t.
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Casey Explosion @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 12/02/2024
They should do a follow up to Binary Domain called Nonbinary Domain
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
My latest newsletter is a friendly bit of political advice for Democrats.
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Don't Surrender On Trans Rights
Many Democrats are running scared on trans issues. They shouldn't be.
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The Cafibulator 🏳️‍⚧️ @cafibulator.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
finally sucked it up and went to the ER last night. it’s just a kidney stone. literally nothing else wrong. sigh. day 12 (of 14): just a 20 minute walk for cardio.
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Help needed for these wolve . Time is of the essence. Info on how to help save these wolves in pics. The petition in link below actionnetwork.org/letters/prot...
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YELLOWSTONE'S OLDEST WOLF
MATRIARCH COULD BE HUNTED IN JUST 4 DAYS.
1090F has survived an extraordinary 12 years in the wild.
But after moving beyond Yellowstone's protected boundary into Wyoming, that protection disappears.
On September 15, wolf hunting season opens: putting 1090F and members of Mollie's Pack at risk. Hunters have even publicly expressed intentions to target her specifically. But this is NOT just about famous wolves in Yellowstone; this is about pushing back against the unnecessary culling, killing, and lethal management of wolves. The North American Wildlife Management Model is dated. Wolves don't understand invisible park boundaries. They shouldn't lose their lives simply for crossing them.
LINK IN POST TO TAKE ACTION NOW. Urge Wyoming officials to protect 1090F, Mollie's Pack, and create no-hunting buffer zones around the park!
Please sign and share before September 15.Photo of an elderly wolf howling up to the sky on a snowy day. She is great with a white face. The text over her says URGENT
Yellowstone's Oldest
Matriarch Wolf Could Be Killed in 4 Days
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Pat Stares At FOREVER @patstaresat.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
If this post gets 1000 likes, I will also play Banjo: Nuts and Bolts during the Banjo-Tooie stream.
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The Cafibulator 🏳️‍⚧️ @cafibulator.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
pain was mostly gone yesterday but came back last night right around bedtime. probably going to either urgent care or the ER today after work. ugh. constantly panicking that it’s something serious and that I’ve fucked myself by not going sooner. day 12: 25 minute walk
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Aster Vérité @aster-verite.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Before I explain in detail what happens when you walk into a store using surveillance pricing, let me shout a few vital things: NEVER FUCKING USE A PHONE FOR BANKING OR PAYMENTS OF ANY KIND. NEVER FUCKING USE A CREDIT CARD TO PAY FOR GROCERIES. NEVER CARRY AN ACTIVATED CELL PHONE INTO A STORE.
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The Cafibulator 🏳️‍⚧️ @cafibulator.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
thinking it’s probably my kidneys, probably fits the symptoms the best. gonna have to blow basically all the money I have and go to an urgent care tomorrow, no time to do it today. fuck. day 11: 25 minute walk
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Ace Combat Wiki @acecombat.wiki · 09/09/2026
AC8's Steam achievements have been leaked by what appears to be a screw-up on Valve's end regarding unreleased games (other games were also affected). The achievement list HAS STORY SPOILERS FOR ALL CAMPAIGN MISSIONS, including the number of missions, so please watch out.
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Dread Pirate Sex Badger @badgercult.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
BULLSHIT. AND THIS VIDEO PROVES IT youtu.be/PcKlPhFIE7w?...
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Donald Trump Calls Into WWOR/UPN 9 News on 9/11
YouTube video by FOX 5 New York
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The Cafibulator 🏳️‍⚧️ @cafibulator.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
still not feeling great. starting to think something more serious is going on but can’t afford to see a doctor so I guess I’ll just agonize about it. day 10: 25 minute walk
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The Cafibulator 🏳️‍⚧️ @cafibulator.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
pulled a muscle or two in my ill-advised efforts to try workouts that might give me some of the tone I’d like, so not feeling great. day 9: 25 minute walk for cardio
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The Cafibulator 🏳️‍⚧️ @cafibulator.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
maybe don’t feel so bad this morning. trying to break through the ennui and work on myself. we’ll see how it goes. day 8: 25 minute walk for cardio.
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The Cafibulator 🏳️‍⚧️ @cafibulator.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
maybe a little later in life to qualify for “kid,” but morpheus duvall from resident evil: dead aim was some shit. pretty dude becoming a hot lady monster? much confusion was had for many years.
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🪐 Saturn 🪐 ✧ GOAL MET ✧ @saturniibae.com · 05/09/2026
September is Suicide Awareness + Prevention Month, Pain Awareness Month, and CPTSD Awareness Month. Check on your disabled + chronically ill friends. Check on your quiet + low-maintenance friends. So many people are struggling daily with things they don't talk about. You might just save their life
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The Cafibulator 🏳️‍⚧️ @cafibulator.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
it sucks to realize you’ve been too numb to realize that you’ve had dysphoria for a couple decades. especially when you’ve known that you had really bad dysmorphia for just as long. they fight and the latter makes you doubt that you have the former. day 7: just a 20 minute walk.
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The Cafibulator 🏳️‍⚧️ @cafibulator.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
feeling somewhat okayish today. gonna try and actually play elden ring. love fromsoft and I kinda owe my ability to grieve my dad to bloodborne, but anhedonia has kept me from properly starting elden ring. day 6: 25 minute walk, 30 squats, 15 kinda-crunches
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The Cafibulator 🏳️‍⚧️ @cafibulator.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
kinda crashed out yesterday after starting it randomly feeling like shit. I wish I was capable of some kind of normal. day 5: 20 minute walk, a feeble attempt at 10 crunches, and 15 squats. I’m pretty sure I won’t ever get even halfway decent results and always feel like shit but I’ll stick to it.
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Lee Hurley @hleehurley.com · 02/09/2026
Do not speak to the BBC if you are trans. Just don't do it. Tell them to go fuck themselves. Even if you know the reporter and they are not an ass, tell them to go fuck themselves anyway because they work for the BBC and their editors will do this regardless of the journalist's intent.
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The Cafibulator 🏳️‍⚧️ @cafibulator.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
bought a skirt and some calf-high socks last night! I thought I’d feel different, get some euphoria out of it… I didn’t. I just got more doubt, really. I know I’m fucking horrifically ugly. I know that. 20 years of knowing it, I somehow still can’t grapple with the fact it’ll always be true.
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The Cafibulator 🏳️‍⚧️ @cafibulator.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
had a good little interaction on here yesterday, made me feel a lot better. gonna buy a skirt today after all. need to save money to get HRT started, but I’ll have four days I can present fem on my own, so the skirt’s worth it. day 3 of working out. 20 minute walk, 30 squats, mowed the yard
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The Cafibulator 🏳️‍⚧️ @cafibulator.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
struggling to think of an answer that isn’t “I don’t”
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Tuta @tuta.com · 31/08/2026
If you have a Gmail account, you need to read this. Google's AI now scans your emails and attachments, bank statements, tax files, medical letters, all of it. It turned on by default, and there's a class-action lawsuit over how. Here are 5 moves to shut it off, the switch is hidden in two places:
Image of Sundar Pichai and the Gmail logo
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Chise @sailorrooscout.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Just a heads up. I was able to schedule my COVID vaccine appointment. Online it may ask “do you have a condition that puts you at high risk for severe outcomes from COVID-19 virus.” Click yes and it will allow you to schedule an appointment. No questions asked. No proof required. Pass it on.
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The Cafibulator 🏳️‍⚧️ @cafibulator.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
decided against buying clothes. I just feel like a failed man half the time and I can’t even afford to go to planned parenthood for blood panels and HRT anyway, much less anything that requires serious money. 20 minute walk for cardio this morning.
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The Cafibulator 🏳️‍⚧️ @cafibulator.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
going to type this shit out for my own sake. cracked my egg a week ago today, have come out to four people now. hopefully going to buy a skirt, panties, and some high socks to wear in private soon. started cardio this morning, just a 17ish minute walk.
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Crow @abbyjane.cloverdalelane.com · 18/07/2026
My letter to @denversummitfc.bsky.social
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The Cafibulator 🏳️‍⚧️ @cafibulator.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
this post killed a good and caring daddy
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
CONTROL (JOHN GOODMAN): Find out what the hell they want. Buy their asses. turn Em the fuck out GEORGE SMILEY (WALTON GOGGINS) (VO) There are 3 of them...and Alleline BILL HAYDON (DANNY MCBRIDE): How's it going with your too turtly for the turtle club looking ass. Your wife still got that WMD pussy
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The Cafibulator 🏳️‍⚧️ @cafibulator.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
oh god they’re climbing now send help
Three five week old kittens that have climbed atop a god-awful looking chair with an indescribable, eldritch pattern of circles, with a cheetah print blanket covering the chair. The kittens (a white flamepoint-to-be named Angel, a white with orange/reddish spots named Buster, and an orange tabby named Biscuit) are mostly just roaming the chair, thinking the others are unaware that they each plan to pounce at any moment.
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Jonathan Larsen @jonathanlarsen.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
EXCLUSIVE: I just revealed that Rep. @tomsuozzi.bsky.social lives at C Street. That’s the DC townhouse run by The Family, the secretive Christian group that runs the National Prayer Breakfast. Suozzi pays $800/month. He's kept it secret for years. There’s more…
jonathanlarsen.substack.com
Tom Suozzi Lives at C Street
The New York Democrat kept secret his low-rent lodging at a right-wing Christian townhouse
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Jeremy C. Shipp @jeremycshipp.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Hey Bluesky, could you help me signal boost my Big Cartel shop? Jeremy Creatures are designed and hand-sewed by me, and they take many hours to create. Here's a pic of everyone currently available. jeremycreature.bigcartel.com
Here's a lovely photo of five of my hand-sewn fabric art creatures. Three are gray stone-like creatures. One of a pet rock with two large black wide set eyes and a big frown. One is tall with fox-like ears, two black eyes of different sizes, a lopsided frown, and a belly button. One is a gumdrop shape with two black wide set eyes, a wide frown, and six twirly tentacle-like wisps coming out of their head. Two of the creatures are fuzzy purple guys. One has golden bulbous wide set eyes, purple eyelids, a wide frown with many sharp teeth. Their arms are tentacle like. They're curling a tentacle over their head. The other creature has bulbous blue eyes, a large open mouth full of teeth, and two tentacle-like arms. They also have a fabric art witch hat they're wearing. The background of the photo is a beautiful galaxy print fabric and the creatures are standing on green fur.
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 07/04/2026
Come on then, and remove him.
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 31/03/2026
It's Trans Day of Visibility today. If you're trans and are raising money for something (I don't care what it is), reply to this thread and I will boost you. If you are a cis person, take a look and find someone to support if you can. Everyone give this a share after.
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Katie, LLTID (little lady till i die) @katieandcatburger.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Happy Trans Day of Visibility ❤️🏳️‍⚧️❤️
David Lynch "FIX YOUR HEARTS OR DIE!"
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Chris Weed @chrisweedpiano.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Isn't DLSS 5 what killed Edgeworth's dad?
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
“However, no one knows the day or hour when these things will happen, not even the angels in heaven or the Son himself. Only the Father knows.”Matthew 24:36 If this story is true, cuz I can’t find corroboration, it’s just shitty people with power using gullible people as a political means to an end
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The Cafibulator 🏳️‍⚧️ @cafibulator.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Big Trouble in Little China With Big Naturals
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Artyom Topilin @artyomtopilin.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Tetsuo 2 Body Hammer
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Dragon Cobolt @dragoncobolt.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
"there's another reason why I want to say that artistic vision matters in video games: it would depress the hell out of me if i was wrong" i'm listening to old noah gervais vids and finding forgotten bangers
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Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 18/10/2025
don't follow them don't reply to them don't repost them don't dunk on them don't talk about them especially do not make threats about them or at them and their soft power vanishes
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Ariella Elm @ariellaelm.com · 30/09/2025
Let’s talk shutdown. I don’t care what your personal views on the Dems or leadership are, we have a very small window to control this narrative, and it will be impossible if anyone is doing anything but blaming Republicans. 1/
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Lora Kolodny @lorak.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Please - stop doing the screenshot no link thing on Bluesky. This platform does not punish you for posting a URL. You picked up the habit from Meta apps? Stop doing Mark Z's bidding. Link ESPECIALLY to authors, reporters, bloggers, etc. where you quote the work.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
We have a white supremacist gestapo with complete immunity in our country now.
Right now: As an ICE agent sets up floodlights facing a few protesters outside the Broadview ICE facility, one activist remarks that photos “better not be for your spank bank.”

“Nothing from your genetic lineage would be in my sp…” the agent began to reply, cutting himself off.
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John Sipher @johnsipher.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
In 1935 German leadership called a surprise meeting and informed their previous oath to uphold the Weimar constitution was now void and they instead must swear a personal oath to the Führer. Many claimed they didn’t like the order, but they did it anyway. www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
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Hegseth orders rare, urgent meeting of hundreds of generals, admirals
The Pentagon has summoned military officials from around the world for a gathering in Virginia. Top generals and their staffs don’t know the reason for the meeting.
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Brad Lander @bradlander.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
I was back at 26 Federal Plaza today, where an ICE agent violently threw this bereft woman to the ground in front of her kids. She had not touched him. She did not pose any threat. She had to be taken to the hospital. (🎥: Elias Eliahu)
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“Yaller Swamp Witch” @jojojolie.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Can yall do me a favor and watch this? After you’re done please file a report with the Dental Board of California. She practices on both adults AND CHILDREN. Disgusting.
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