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The Cafibulator 🏳️‍⚧️

@cafibulator.bsky.social
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30-something wastrel in semi-professional housekeeping and pet care, mom of many cats and video game nerd. newly (8/23/26) she/her

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The Cafibulator 🏳️‍⚧️ @cafibulator.bsky.social · 18h
we already got a bunch of dudes running a democracy destroying sex cult from a harry potter fanfic, harry potter porn starting something even worse really isn’t out of the question
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The Cafibulator 🏳️‍⚧️ @cafibulator.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I bet you could do it better than him though
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Uncut Femmes @juliagiantrat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i complain so much about hair dysphoria tbh partially because its a form of dysphoria I genuinely think a lot of you Don't Think is Real tbh like if i looked at a girl who got FFS and went "wow they turned her very big broad chin into a still very masculine chin but 1% less" youd rightfully kill me
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The Cafibulator 🏳️‍⚧️ @cafibulator.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
yeah, it is. some years back a friend had a guy come in that wanted a half dozen precision rifles tooled for a pretty tidy sum, the friend said he’d think about it and ghosted the guy. everyone he told about it was more shocked that he’d dealt for years without having something like that happen.
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The Cafibulator 🏳️‍⚧️ @cafibulator.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
the papacy abolished the vatican’s annual running of the local models festival when it was realized that spain’s running of the bulls was a considerably less dangerous alternative
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The Cafibulator 🏳️‍⚧️ @cafibulator.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I genuinely can’t wait until we get to the electrosphere era of the timeline properly. they’ve got the juice give us the exquisite agony a deeply nihilistic, purely capitalistic pointless war.
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The Cafibulator 🏳️‍⚧️ @cafibulator.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
docs.house.gov
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The Cafibulator 🏳️‍⚧️ @cafibulator.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
especially funny considering bandits that tried to raid mongol encampments while the men were away generally didn’t live long enough for the men to need to make sure they didn’t try it a second time
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 20/09/2026
If you’re trans and you find a website that has “resources“ and also a detailed history of every prominent trans persons actions online and off no you fucking didn’t.
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The Cafibulator 🏳️‍⚧️ @cafibulator.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I blame primal hunt, personally
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The Cafibulator 🏳️‍⚧️ @cafibulator.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
it’s so obvious in hindsight, now that I think on it. of course the executive loved the iron man shit. tony stark is the power fantasy formulated specifically for him.
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The Cafibulator 🏳️‍⚧️ @cafibulator.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
truly, anthem was such a colossal clusterfuck that an executive was in the right about it
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The Cafibulator 🏳️‍⚧️ @cafibulator.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
she’s got that dog in her, she’s clearly FBI material
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Casey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 12/02/2024
They should do a follow up to Binary Domain called Nonbinary Domain
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The Cafibulator 🏳️‍⚧️ @cafibulator.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
he’s not doing a very good job reanimating him
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The Cafibulator 🏳️‍⚧️ @cafibulator.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
the account that made the posts has been suspended
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The Cafibulator 🏳️‍⚧️ @cafibulator.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
sure, figured context was useful. to be clear, I do think the dude very specifically crossed the line with it. trans folks already deal with a great deal of fetishization, specifically trying to push something about destroying your identity is an attack of heinous, personal shit.
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The Cafibulator 🏳️‍⚧️ @cafibulator.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
this is apparently the post
You're into some sick shit lady. Do you lay in bed imagining a big burly man in a uniform making you detransition? Is that how you get off?
bsky.app/profile/jane...
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
My latest newsletter is a friendly bit of political advice for Democrats.
stringinamaze.net
Don't Surrender On Trans Rights
Many Democrats are running scared on trans issues. They shouldn't be.
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The Cafibulator 🏳️‍⚧️ @cafibulator.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I somehow knew he spoke german and played a dude that spoke german but didn’t do so in band of brothers when I saw 300 and now it’s killing me that I have no goddamned idea how I had that information in 2006
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The Cafibulator 🏳️‍⚧️ @cafibulator.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
this advice is security clearance violet. if you do not possess the appropriate clearance, please report to the nearest termination booth.
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The Cafibulator 🏳️‍⚧️ @cafibulator.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
he’s got the voting record and he’s not running ads about it the way allred did so my vote really hasn’t changed. the fact that we’re even in an environment where anyone felt it needed to be said at all still makes me mad as hell, though.
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The Cafibulator 🏳️‍⚧️ @cafibulator.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
maybe it is, maybe it isn’t. but you have to vent this shit somewhere, so vent it here. it’s okay. really. I post shit knowing nobody is going to see it purely on the basis of typing it out doing me some good.
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The Cafibulator 🏳️‍⚧️ @cafibulator.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
we’ll make it. I’m all kinds of fucked up and constantly in a doomer mindset and I still believe it. we’ve always been here and we’ll always be here.
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The Cafibulator 🏳️‍⚧️ @cafibulator.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
omni consumer products
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The Cafibulator 🏳️‍⚧️ @cafibulator.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
it’s called splooting!
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The Cafibulator 🏳️‍⚧️ @cafibulator.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
the messaging strategy communists didn’t know was needed: selling it as “com-oo-nism”
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The Cafibulator 🏳️‍⚧️ @cafibulator.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
he also walked it back towards the end of his life and said that the US would never see a rise in fascism. not defending him mind you, it’s just something that’s always struck me as more surreal than any stories he ever wrote.
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The Cafibulator 🏳️‍⚧️ @cafibulator.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I genuinely don’t get the condescension here. I pointed out that he said the thing that you claimed he didn’t. That’s it.
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The Cafibulator 🏳️‍⚧️ @cafibulator.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I was pointing out that you were wrong about him not saying it, nothing else.
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The Cafibulator 🏳️‍⚧️ @cafibulator.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
he very definitely said he supported a national ban on gender affirming surgery for minors
Talarico told Fox News at a food drive campaign event in Dallas on Tuesday that if he is elected senator, he will "absolutely" vote for a national ban on transgender surgery for minors.
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The Cafibulator 🏳️‍⚧️ @cafibulator.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I’m really not sure which post is more of a tease, frankly
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The Cafibulator 🏳️‍⚧️ @cafibulator.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I was going to say, it’s regional. normal for me is “donald trump has fixed every problem this country has ever had.” mildest actual quote I could think of.
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The Cafibulator 🏳️‍⚧️ @cafibulator.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
you’d still be an acesexual if you were over five so the first one works better
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The Cafibulator 🏳️‍⚧️ @cafibulator.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
no doubt. the past ten years have damaged everyone, frayed nerves to the point that any kind of contact can only hit points that feel like they’ve only ever been raw. it sucks, but I have to hope things’ll mend despite being eternally preoccupied with the notion that they won’t.
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The Cafibulator 🏳️‍⚧️ @cafibulator.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
having to make that call myself, yeah. it’s less than ideal. already been shit on for criticizing him, knowing it would be a shitstorm to say what my choice is either way is almost more distressing than what talarico himself himself said.
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The Cafibulator 🏳️‍⚧️ @cafibulator.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
will second this. incredibly wholesome, too!
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The Cafibulator 🏳️‍⚧️ @cafibulator.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
texas isn’t a swing state, but abbott ads that include a “no boys in girls sports” line were in very nearly every YouTube ad break for the past five-ish weeks until I blocked it. some paxton ads included that language starting maybe two weeks ago, but not all of them have it.
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The Cafibulator 🏳️‍⚧️ @cafibulator.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
he did what talarico should’ve, tbh. the trans athlete framing is outright provided by project 2025, and talarico was already on record defending his stance when it came up in the texas house. engaging with it when they were always going to try burning him with it just seems dumb.
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The Cafibulator 🏳️‍⚧️ @cafibulator.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
the psychic damage that the past ten years has done is legitimately generational trauma shit. the thing about the line between situational awareness and paranoia is that there basically isn’t one. being guarded for so long is seriously fucking people up, and it seems there’s nothing remedial for it.
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The Cafibulator 🏳️‍⚧️ @cafibulator.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
the shuttering of the department of redundancy department has clearly resulted in some missed errors, which are clearly the result of the shuttering
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The Cafibulator 🏳️‍⚧️ @cafibulator.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
until now literally everything I’ve seen has been in either the “don’t vote for him, he wants us dead” or “don’t criticize him at all ever, you’re hurting his chances!” camps and that’s honestly been more demoralizing than what he said
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The Cafibulator 🏳️‍⚧️ @cafibulator.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
how do you hope to win by promising us something we already have
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The Cafibulator 🏳️‍⚧️ @cafibulator.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
it doesn’t even seem to take much charisma, honestly. like, I think striking a “I’m tired of your shit” tone in response to poor framing on an interviewer’s part and just denying that framing is enough.
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The Cafibulator 🏳️‍⚧️ @cafibulator.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
finally sucked it up and went to the ER last night. it’s just a kidney stone. literally nothing else wrong. sigh. day 12 (of 14): just a 20 minute walk for cardio.
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The Cafibulator 🏳️‍⚧️ @cafibulator.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
having been in the orbit of several, the best pastors absolutely got that dog in ‘em. wish talarico would hit a combative interviewer with it every now and again, “I’m sick of your shit” is a pretty relatable tone to take.
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The Cafibulator 🏳️‍⚧️ @cafibulator.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
tbf if I suddenly became that powerful and freed of the hive mind controlling me I’d absolutely become that bitch too thinking on it, she had her personality and free will but was still subservient to the overmind. was just fed up with subservience and lashing out, I guess?
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The Cafibulator 🏳️‍⚧️ @cafibulator.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
yes, he’d probably write a kickass kebab cookbook.
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The Cafibulator 🏳️‍⚧️ @cafibulator.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
the military not listing his collection of bible black on VHS in recovered materials is easily the greatest coverup of our time
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Help needed for these wolve . Time is of the essence. Info on how to help save these wolves in pics. The petition in link below actionnetwork.org/letters/prot...
womenforwolves post text 

YELLOWSTONE'S OLDEST WOLF
MATRIARCH COULD BE HUNTED IN JUST 4 DAYS.
1090F has survived an extraordinary 12 years in the wild.
But after moving beyond Yellowstone's protected boundary into Wyoming, that protection disappears.
On September 15, wolf hunting season opens: putting 1090F and members of Mollie's Pack at risk. Hunters have even publicly expressed intentions to target her specifically. But this is NOT just about famous wolves in Yellowstone; this is about pushing back against the unnecessary culling, killing, and lethal management of wolves. The North American Wildlife Management Model is dated. Wolves don't understand invisible park boundaries. They shouldn't lose their lives simply for crossing them.
LINK IN POST TO TAKE ACTION NOW. Urge Wyoming officials to protect 1090F, Mollie's Pack, and create no-hunting buffer zones around the park!
Please sign and share before September 15.Photo of an elderly wolf howling up to the sky on a snowy day. She is great with a white face. The text over her says URGENT
Yellowstone's Oldest
Matriarch Wolf Could Be Killed in 4 Days
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