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The Cafibulator 🏳️‍⚧️

@cafibulator.bsky.social

1.1K followers 2.7K following 537 posts

30-something wastrel in semi-professional housekeeping and pet care, mom of many cats and video game nerd. newly (8/23/26) she/her

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The Cafibulator 🏳️‍⚧️ @cafibulator.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I said I like it. I didn’t say it was good.

Poster for John Carpenter’s Ghosts of Mars. My secret shame.

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The Cafibulator 🏳️‍⚧️ @cafibulator.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

this is apparently the post

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The Cafibulator 🏳️‍⚧️ @cafibulator.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

he very definitely said he supported a national ban on gender affirming surgery for minors

Talarico told Fox News at a food drive campaign event in Dallas on Tuesday that if he is elected senator, he will "absolutely" vote for a national ban on transgender surgery for minors.

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The Cafibulator 🏳️‍⚧️ @cafibulator.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

oh god they’re climbing now send help

Three five week old kittens that have climbed atop a god-awful looking chair with an indescribable, eldritch pattern of circles, with a cheetah print blanket covering the chair. The kittens (a white flamepoint-to-be named Angel, a white with orange/reddish spots named Buster, and an orange tabby named Biscuit) are mostly just roaming the chair, thinking the others are unaware that they each plan to pounce at any moment.

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The Cafibulator 🏳️‍⚧️ @cafibulator.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

Screenshot from the Effect and Cause mission in Titanfall 2. A tooltip in the low-center of the screen advises the player to “Press LB (left bumper button) to time travel.”

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The Cafibulator 🏳️‍⚧️ @cafibulator.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

The one good thing Dostoevsky did was set up Borges to give Nabokov a pretty good burn.

Jorge Luis Borges: Selected Non-Fiction, edited by Eliot Weinberger, Penguin 1999 page 517, ch "Prologues to a Personal Library" :Fyodor Dostoevsky -"Demons" Last paragraph:"In the preface to an anthology of Russian Literature, Vladimir Nabokov stated that he had not found one single page of Doestoevsky worthy of inclusion. This ought to mean that Doestoevsky should not be judged by each page but rather by the total of all the pages that comprise the book" (1985/EW)

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The Cafibulator 🏳️‍⚧️ @cafibulator.bsky.social · 25/10/2025

yell all you want, she won’t try anything

a picture of a white lady that is pointing a handgun at the picture of alexis simpson pointing a revolver to the right in the post above

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The Cafibulator 🏳️‍⚧️ @cafibulator.bsky.social · 22/03/2025

Thank you for interrupting my own doomscrolling with such fabulous whiskers.

An unsocialized grey/black tabby hiding inside a cat condo from the terror assailing him (me!). His whiskers are moderately okayish and his fully dilated pupils bely his having borne witness to the horrors of ten thousand doomer skeets.

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The Cafibulator 🏳️‍⚧️ @cafibulator.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

Art of Gloria Estefan & Miami Sound Machine’s 1984 single Dr. Beat.

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The Cafibulator 🏳️‍⚧️ @cafibulator.bsky.social · 17/03/2025

I didn’t have ten people to send it to you son of a bitch

A screenshot of the post above in the Discover Feed.

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The Cafibulator 🏳️‍⚧️ @cafibulator.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

The resplendent Robert Patrick portraying Auggie Smith in Peacemaker. He is quoted as saying:
“EVERY MAN SHOULD HAVE SCABIES ONCE IN HIS LIFE.”

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The Cafibulator 🏳️‍⚧️ @cafibulator.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

A tabby kitten also investigates what Baby is looking at.

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The Cafibulator 🏳️‍⚧️ @cafibulator.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

(Don’t take this as me diminishing you being rightly angry, I absolutely reported a bunch of those posts) Me reading that account’s replies:

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The Cafibulator 🏳️‍⚧️ @cafibulator.bsky.social · 25/02/2025

Bam! Got the platinum trophy and am now rank #17 in Rogue Flight.

Picture of my ranking in Rogue Flight (PS5) reading:
HIGH SCORE: 707625
HIGH COMBO: 373
GLOBAL RANKING: #17
CAFIBULATOR

It’s a deliberate throwback to the days when Let’s Plays we’re done by pointing a camera at your TV, and not because I can’t download the PS App to my outdated phone. Nope.

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The Cafibulator 🏳️‍⚧️ @cafibulator.bsky.social · 24/02/2025

just thinkin’ about that mothman statue in point pleasant and its exquisitely sculpted butt

An unseen figure’s hand points to the absolutely immaculately sculpted badonkadonk of the Mothman statue in Point Pleasant, West Virginia. Some nameless but legendary ne’er-do-well has gifted this statue’s thickness with the blessing of a tramp stamp in the form of a temporary sticker.

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The Cafibulator 🏳️‍⚧️ @cafibulator.bsky.social · 22/02/2025

Like this?

A picture of four types of 5.56x45mm ammunition: dummy, blank, ball, and tracer.

This is in reference to the post this picture is replying to. I think ALT text should also be used to explain the jokes contained therein.

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The Cafibulator 🏳️‍⚧️ @cafibulator.bsky.social · 22/02/2025

People seem to dislike it when you repost a bunch of stuff without any original posts, so have some cats.

This is a masterwork digital photograph of two cats snuggling with each other: a red Persian named Putty and a grey/brown tabby named Primm. The red Persian is gesturing plaintively.

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