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🐉 Ennie Award Winning, Adamantine-Bestselling DMsGuild creator. 🌹 Globalist Shill. caelreader.carrd.co ∞ = Δ

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CaelReader @caelreader.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I released another adversary pack for #daggerheart, including 60 statblocks for demons, devils, cultists, and all manner of hellish enemies www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/5...
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Aaron Blackshear @aaronblackshear.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
They should have to hand a check directly to Mamdani. Seething, mad, inconsolable, while Mamdani thanks them with that charming smile of his
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Josh Sawyer @jesawyer.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
what if we all made acorn bread and had a cool elderly doctor
cover to Octavia Butler's Parable of the Talents
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
The Republican Party must be destroyed as a functional political entity. But conservatism itself must be eradicated in any way that resembles it's modern existence. There is nothing to save. There is nothing that deserves your respect.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 05/07/2026
season 5 is a little weak, but the wire closes absolutely strong. easily one of the great works of american fiction and maybe the greatest work of fiction about an american city
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Josh Sawyer @jesawyer.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
The cover to the Octavia Butler novel Parable of the Sower. Lauren Olamina is at the center with her eyes closed and both hands raised in benediction with a planet floating near the center of her chest. There is a white speech bubble from her to the bottom of the screen.
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CaelReader @caelreader.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Haha, I have cunningly pulled my forces back from the shoreline, out of range of the enemy destroyers, their naval technology is worthless now! The humble T2 Salem-class Amphibious Destroyer
A screenshot from the game Supreme Commander featuring two black angular destroyers that have sprouted robot legs and are walking up onto the beach from the sea.
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
everything is a UI problem, except memory allocation, which is witchcraft
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"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux @bretdevereaux.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
I worry we're going to get decades of really rank, acidic reactionary politics fueled by the shattered dreams of generations of men who thought school was girly but gambling was manly and then wonder why they are poor.
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
when we mourn le guin, we mourn one of our greatest writers & thinkers. but we also mourn one of our all-time greatest haters
All you do is take all the sex out, and use little short words, and little dumb ideas, and don't be too scary, and be sure there's a happy ending. Right? Nothing to it. Write down. Right on.

If you do all that, you might even write Jonathan Livingston Seagull and make twenty billion dollars and have every adult in America reading your book.

But you won't have every kid in America reading your book. They will look at it, and they will see straight through it, with their clear, cold, beady little eyes, and they will put it down, and they will go away. Kids will devour vast amounts of garbage (and it is good for them) but they are not like adults: they have not yet learned to eat plastic.
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Rev. Raziel 🔞 @gayratpunk.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
"without god how will i have morals" sounds like a skill issue bro
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
A billboard that says
BATTLES ARE WON WITHIN
KILL 4 oil
Die 4 pedos 
Marines
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Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Immigration is good. Good for us, good for the immigrant. Allowing immigration is not a nice thing we do for immigrants. It is merely ceasing to do a bad thing to immigrants.
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KinoFabino 🇵🇸 @kinofabino.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Dune time among us again.
Dune yo mom, and yo dad.
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CaelReader @caelreader.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do saү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there
A bowl of scrambled eggs and tomatoes over rice, in a white bowl in morning light.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 16/03/2026
What To Know About ‘Sinners’ theonion.com/what-to-know-about-sin…
Q: What is Sinners about?

A: America’s inability to discuss its complex racial history without bringing the Irish into things.
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CaelReader @caelreader.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
One Award After Another
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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/03/2026
IT Guy Warns Employees Not To Trust Emails He Sends After A Few Drinks theonion.com/it-guy-warns-employees…
IT Guy Warns Employees Not To Trust Emails He Sends After A Few Drinks
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The Onion @theonion.com · 02/03/2026
Commentary: Anyone Else Have Those Weird Dreams Where Sobbing Future Generations Beg You To Change Course?
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Anyone Else Have Those Weird Dreams Where Sobbing Future Generations Beg You To Change Course?
The human subconscious is such an interesting thing. No matter how much you think you’ve got it figured out, it’ll always spit out the most random stuff. Take me, for example. After coming home from a...
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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
capitalism is incompatible with democracy wherever you are, actually. nothing special about the US here
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CaelReader @caelreader.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
I've released a pack of 60 undead adversaries for #daggerheart, including expanded options for ghosts, vampies, mummies, and necromancers heartofdaggers.com/products/und...
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Undead Adversaries • Daggerheart Compatible Adversaries & Creatures Homebrew • Heart Of Daggers
Undead Adversaries adds 60 new Daggerheart-compatible statblocks to your repertoire of undead, including ghosts, vampires, mummies, and fungus-infected varieties. At least one adversary is included fo...
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CaelReader @caelreader.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
If you're afraid of getting kicked by a horse, start small to build up your tolerance. Get kicked by a miniature horse at first and then scale up from there. By the end of the process you'll be able to no-sell a Clydesdale.
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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
i got a few "i don't get it, ICE might be going too far but don't we have to have a way of removing illegal immigrants?" type responses to my charity drive announcement video and the answer there is no you do not. nobody illegal. don't care what the law says
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
how can we suffer these people to live among us, let alone purport to rule us? they're not just our enemies. they're an affront to the human experiment. they're hostile to all life not their own. they'd burn any number of us alive to avoid even a moment of mild discomfort. hideous
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CaelReader @caelreader.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
A villain named Altman is attempting to replace humans with an alternative form of man. Directed by Hideo Kojima.
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RednBlackSalamander @9mmballpoint.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
For decades the Right has daydreamed about saving their country from monsters, they finally got the chance and it turns out they love the monsters. The monsters are even monstrous in the exact ways they fantasized about! You never have to listen to these guys about anything again
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 26/01/2026
to the extent that there is a “carrot” to trumpism it is the same carrot that slaveholders offered to lower class white men: “you can be an overseer”
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"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux @bretdevereaux.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
There is an irony that the folks most exercised about using the Second Amendment as a guard against tyranny are so utterly silent when the tyranny is here in our very streets.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 14/01/2026
“In our continuing fight to make America great again, it is vital we maintain Republican control of the government so we can ensure the extrajudicial killing of all U.S. citizens at the hands of ICE officers,” said Republican National Committee chair Joe Gruters
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GOP Adds ‘ICE Kills Everyone’ Pillar To 2026 Platform
WASHINGTON—Adopting a new set of national policy positions ahead of this year’s midterms, top GOP leaders released an updated party platform Tuesday to introduce their official “ICE kills everyone” ag...
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
No I said don’t tread on *me*. You can get treaded on.
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"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux @bretdevereaux.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Which brings us around to my ultimate thesis, which is that the Roman Republic conquered the entire world it knew...because of woke.
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CaelReader @caelreader.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
youtu.be/xu6gmQCljfo
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LIKE THE GOOD OL' DAYS AFTER 9/11
YouTube video by Not Tim Wakefield
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Komodo Dad @komododad.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
FUCK YOU IT'S JANUARY!!!
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CaelReader @caelreader.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
I met my new years resolution, managed to reduce my letterboxd watchlist down to a single page. highlights: The Handmaiden, The Grand Budapest Hotel, The World of Tomorrow, One Battle After Another lowlights: Fantastic Planet, Battleship Potemkin, Gladiator, The Road to El Dorado, Kill Bill Vol 1
A vertical list of 90 movies that I watched this year with the ratings I gave them and the day I watched them.
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CaelReader @caelreader.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
The movie referenced Emiliano Zapata and I clapped. I'm really no different than a Star Wars lore fan.
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"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux @bretdevereaux.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
The history teaching they experience as demanding 'apologies for being white' is just 'factual descriptions of trans-Atlantic slavery' or 'factual descriptions for how the United States ended up with so much territory.' No one is actually asking you to apologize for that, but they don't care.
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Iron Circus Comics @ironcircuscomics.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Happy Labor Day! Today we're bringing you The First Union, as told by HBomberguy (@hbomberguy.bsky.social) and illustrated by Skutch (@skutchdraws.bsky.social) It's the dawn of the industrial revolution, and of the way many of us work... Have you ever heard of the term "Luddite" from an elder?
Stanhill, Lancashire, 1764. Wear and carpenter James Hargreaves invents the Spinning Jenny, the first practical spinning-frame, to make the tedious task of producing cloth a little bit faster. He doesn't know it yet, but this will destroy the world.

Spurred by inventions like his, the industrial revolution will transform everything -- work power, the wealth of nations. Society as we know it began here, and it wasn't great for everyone. But a group of weavers and textile workers saw this future coming. And did their best to prevent it."Curse you spinning jenny, you ruined everything!" The standard narrative does that LUDDITES were foolish lunatics who, in fear of technology, decided progress was bad, and started hitting it with sticks. But the truth is entire ways of life were being destroyed.

Previously, skilled craftsmen were respected for the time and effort it took to do their work. The entire family usit would form a cottage industry - creating something valuable, and command a decent living. But when a machine can work 10 times faster its owner can charge less for the prodcts- craftsmen couldn't compete and were left out of work almost overnight. 

And as factories became a fixture of the british landscape, these now unemployed labourers often ended up working the factories that had just destroyed their way of life. Britain was the most prosperous nation in history, factory owners became extremely wealthy and influential. But the people doing the actual work saw almost none of it.
Factory work paid little, since "the machines" did "the real work" human labourers were deemed unimportant and replaceable. FUN FACT!: Factory owners preferred to hire ORPHANS since less people would notice if they were maimed or killed on the job!


Now the owners quickly realized the workers might notice they did all the work for almost no pay. If they went on STRIKE or ARGUED FOR HGHER WAGES, this would threaten their tremendous wealth. In 1799, Parliament passed the Combination Act, which made FORMING TRADE UNIONS, COLLECTIVE BARGAINING, AND GOING ON STRIKE ILLEGAL. Organizing against the rich became a crime.If you were living through it, opposing the industrial revolution wasn't techno-phobia. It was SELF-DEFENSE. The combination act forced unions underground into secret societies. And the greatest secret of all was their leader - Ned Ludd. Ned had been a folk character for years. In one version after being whipped by his master, he smashed two knitting frames in a rage. In more fanciful versions, he then escaped to the Sherwood forest, here he lived among the animals as their king. Some versions specifically call him 'Much Better Than Robin Hood'.
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
"ICE and CBP must be abolished" is the only reasonable position. We can debate the specifics of new agencies for immigration functions, but these agencies are simply too infected with a culture of impunity, racism, and fascism to continue. They're gangs with badges.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Once in a century political opportunity here, if only there were a party to claim it
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Josh Sawyer @jesawyer.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
i know it's a huge cliché to say this, but being in korea and japan for a month gliding around on public transit and then coming back and almost immediately needing to travel for 2 hours in LA car traffic for industry events is freakin annoying!!!!
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CaelReader @caelreader.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
the game awards: french cultural victory
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"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux @bretdevereaux.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
When these guys talk about the country taking a 'wrong turn' they mean in the 1860s, not the 1960s.
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Supergiant Games @supergiantgames.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
We’re deeply honored that HADES II is in the running for Game of the Year and more at #TheGameAwards tonight, especially since we’re in the company of such an amazing group of wildly different and beautiful games. Congratulations to all our fellow nominees — we salute you!! 🙏👏
Tonight: The Game Awards!
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CaelReader @caelreader.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
The new most important political issue is that the USA must adopt Atkinson Hyperlegible for all official communication. Give the graphic designers and layout artists a blank check to see this done.
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Sam Barlow 🔥 @mrsambarlow.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Again, apologizing to all videogame environment artists who knocked up satirical posters for their games, I should not have rolled my eyes, yes, even you Cyberpunk billboard team, I am sorry
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