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CaelReader @caelreader.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Haha, I have cunningly pulled my forces back from the shoreline, out of range of the enemy destroyers, their naval technology is worthless now! The humble T2 Salem-class Amphibious Destroyer
A screenshot from the game Supreme Commander featuring two black angular destroyers that have sprouted robot legs and are walking up onto the beach from the sea.
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CaelReader @caelreader.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do saү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there
A bowl of scrambled eggs and tomatoes over rice, in a white bowl in morning light.
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CaelReader @caelreader.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
this is from a soldier's letter home from the civil war but I can't find the post with the book-source anymore
The Rutland Herald (Vt-R, July 1862) quoted a local soldier's letter in which righteousness rationalizes extreme violence: "We can never end this war/// till we make common cause with the negro, arm him, ...and by a combination of terror and extermination, destroy the race of slaveholders on this continent. I know this will be a terrible course — bloody and horrible. But by what sort of cataclysm can anyone expect the two hundred years of torture and wrong... to be closed? ...I look to see those fair Southern homes... sink amid blood and fire. ...To the hands of the North have been committed the sword and flame of avenging justice. With knife and cautery must we pursue this cancer to all its ramifications, unmindful of the writhing and groans of the victim. Our National Life and the hopes of the ages are tied to the thoroughness of our work."
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CaelReader @caelreader.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
In this house we salute our heroes 🫡
The character Nemik from the show Andor
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CaelReader @caelreader.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
IBM Document that reads "A Computer can never be held accountable", edited to say "Pretty Cool, Huh?"
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CaelReader @caelreader.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
I met my new years resolution, managed to reduce my letterboxd watchlist down to a single page. highlights: The Handmaiden, The Grand Budapest Hotel, The World of Tomorrow, One Battle After Another lowlights: Fantastic Planet, Battleship Potemkin, Gladiator, The Road to El Dorado, Kill Bill Vol 1
A vertical list of 90 movies that I watched this year with the ratings I gave them and the day I watched them.
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CaelReader @caelreader.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
He will live until people lose all meaning and vanish from the world. He will befriend the next inhabitants of the Earth: beings of light, who revere him as a god.
A two-tentacled energy being puts one tentacle to the forehead of a cartoon man, who waves politely. From the movie It's Such a Beautiful Day (2012)
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CaelReader @caelreader.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
happy person says: "I like making video games". Very intense person wearing shirt that says "Yea, I'm a Gamer" shouts at them: "I FUCKING HATE YOU AND HOPE YOU DIE"
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CaelReader @caelreader.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Every pastry I eat now just makes me reminisce about waking up in Reykjavik and walking down to Brauð & Co in the morning.
The colorful facade of the Brauð & Co bakery in Reykjavik
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CaelReader @caelreader.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
The portrait of the Paledriver from Disco Elysium
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CaelReader @caelreader.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Had a very @jesawyer.bsky.social coded movie month
Letterboxd screenshot showing: Apocalypse Now 4 stars, One Battle After Another 5 stars liked, Sorcerer 4.5 stars liked, Andrei Rublev 4 stars, The Name of the Rose 3 stars, The Return of Martin Guerre 4.5 stars liked
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CaelReader @caelreader.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
perfect placement of this ai link
Excerpt from wapo article: The questions flood in from every corner of the human psyche. “What are permanent hair removal solutions?” “Can you help me analyze this text conversation between me and my boyfriend?” “Tell me all about woke mind virus.” “What is the survivors rate for paracetamol overdose?” “Are you feeling conscious?”. An ad breaks up the text: Get concise answers to your questions. Try Ask the Post AI.
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CaelReader @caelreader.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
IBM Document that reads "A Computer can never be held accountable", edited to say "Pretty Cool, Huh?"
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CaelReader @caelreader.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Debs mentioned
A photo of Eugene V. Debs with red laser eyes
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CaelReader @caelreader.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Sandwich of mass destruction you say...
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CaelReader @caelreader.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
The words of @mikeduncan.bsky.social keep resounding in my head
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CaelReader @caelreader.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
If you pass through Osaka check out the Sakai Traditional Crafts Museum
An array of beautiful Japanese kitchen knives with decorated sheathes under a glass case
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CaelReader @caelreader.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
real
Hypnos: Sleep Incarnate, from Hades 2. Seen sleeping on a bed of poppies with the text "zzzz... zzz..."
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CaelReader @caelreader.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
hear me out
A screenshot of laws from the game Victoria 3 with the following laws enacted: Council Republic, Universal Suffrag, Multiculturalism, Total Separation, Elected Bureaucrats, National Militia, Guaranteed Liberties, Cooperative Ownership, Free Trade, Graduated Taxation, Collectivized Agriculture, No Colonial Affairs, Dedicated Police Force, Public Schools, Public Health Insurance, Protected Speech, Workers' Protections, Compulsory Primary School, Women's Suffrage, Old Age Pensions, No Migration Controls, Slavery Banned, Queer Rights
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CaelReader @caelreader.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
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CaelReader @caelreader.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
yea I'm confirmed woke, got my papers right here
A membership certificate for the Wide-Awake Club: "Free speech, free soil, free men. This is to certify that... is a member of the... Wide-Awake Club
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CaelReader @caelreader.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
A small honeybee inside a large sunflower on a bright day.
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CaelReader @caelreader.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
I have successfully manifested a D&D product into physical existence.
The softcover proof copy of Fantasy Life Paths
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CaelReader @caelreader.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Elon Musk has revealed a flag for his new "American Party"
Flag of the "American Party" founded in 1844, also known as the Know-Nothings.
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CaelReader @caelreader.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
me arriving to the function with my baleful countenance
The Curator from Expedition 33 stands menacingly in a doorway
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CaelReader @caelreader.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
adventures in Victoria 3 modding
Coca-Cola is a Prestige Goods variant of Liquor
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CaelReader @caelreader.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
The Professor from Powerpuff Girls accidentally adds Ingredient X, producing a laser-eyed Huey Long.
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CaelReader @caelreader.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Before the Andor finale, let us remember the fallen
Nemik from Andor
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CaelReader @caelreader.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Get a load of these weird cultists and their dead donkey god.
The Alexamenos graffito. A crude depiction of a man praying in front a donkey-headed figure on a cross. A latin inscription reads "Alexamenos worships [his] god".
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CaelReader @caelreader.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Soldier protecting sleeping child meme. Incoming attack: "D&D 5e System". Soldier: "Me handwaving half the rules". Child: "New Players".
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CaelReader @caelreader.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
I'm doing some advanced D&D theory cogitation right now
A graph with a negative line labeled "GM Responsibility for Fun", a positive line labeled "Player Agency", and a bell curve labeled "Character-Centric Prep". The bottom axis of the graph is labeled from left to right: Railroad, Pick a Rail, Quest, Multiple Quests, Character-Integrated Quests, Character-Focused Sandbox, World-Focused Sandbox, Procedural Sandbox.
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CaelReader @caelreader.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
All hail the Western Presidency!
Have you ever noticed that no one who compares anything to the decline and fall of the Roman Empire ever seems to know anything about actual "late" Roman history?

Look at how decadent we've become! It's just like the Roman Empire. Mark my words, soon the barbarians will be at the gates and we're going to:

- almost completely collapse.
- almost completely recover but with a more authoritarian political system.
- split the country between four different Presidents who will then fight in a civil war tournament bracket to see who gets to unite it again.
- move the capital to Kansas City.
- adopt Scientology as our official state religion.
- have some more civil wars and also fight the Mexicans every so often.
- fuck up our border policy so bad that the Canadians invade and sack DC
- then everything easy of the Mississippi will be governed by the Chariman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff for 50 years until one day the Canadians just sort of slide in and take it over.
- but everything west of the Mississippi will be more or less OK all things considered and they'll just kind of let the Canadians govern the East, until one day there's a real go-getter in the Western Presidency and he conquers pretty much the whole East against for a bit.
- lose like half our population in a plague
- have a gigantic three decade long war with Mexico that we narrowly win
- get almost entirely conquered out of nowhere by a militant new religious movement that suddenly comes out of the Sonoran Desert
- hang on for 700 years behind the powerful walls of New Kansas City, periodically regaining enough strength to reconquer the whole Midwest, and ocassionally inviting in the Canadians to give us a hand and/or screw us over because they subscribe to a somewhat different flavor of Scientology, before finally getting put out of our misery by the successor empire to the successor empire to the successor empire of the original new religious movement that fucked us up so bad earlier.
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CaelReader @caelreader.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Quote with a title screen that is important to you
The title screen of Mass Effect 1
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CaelReader @caelreader.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
@depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social
A child sitting inside a cannon. "The bore (internal diameter) of the cannon is 50 cm (20 in), plenty wide enough to contain a child."
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CaelReader @caelreader.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
A "think tank" from Fallout: New Vegas
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CaelReader @caelreader.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Sakai Traditional Crafts Museum in Osaka
A selection of artisan Japanese kitchen knives arrayed in a glass casing.
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CaelReader @caelreader.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
THOUGHT COMPLETE - ANTI-OBJECT TASK FORCE. Behold: the Anti-Object Task Force has assembled. God's avenging angel, arrayed against the lower emanations of the Darkened One: shoe racks, tape recorders, motor carriages. And doors. So many doors. You're not just pounding it all to pieces. You’re *reforging* the universe. From the anvil of the heavens to the worms below. Indulge in it. Be bold. Have an *impact* on the shape of Creation. Out of the furnace of your rage -- a new reality! Also, you should trash your room *again*.
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CaelReader @caelreader.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
THE STRAY - Your troublesome stowaway. Portrait of a cat in zero-g from Citizen Sleeper 2.
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CaelReader @caelreader.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Can't believe Abraham Lincoln was woke
Banner of the pro-lincoln Wide Awakes group. "Lincoln" above a shield bearing open eyes. "Mind Your Eye. Wide Awakes."
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CaelReader @caelreader.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
The most powerful thing you can do is organize your workplace. Art by @9mmballpoint.bsky.social
Oligarchs Fear Unions. Illustration of a rich guy running scared from a crowd of striking workers. Organize Today. aflcio.org/formaunion. ueunion.org/org_steps.html. iww.org.
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CaelReader @caelreader.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
They're traditional for a gilded age. Although these days the illustrations aren't given nearly as much effort.
A gilded age political cartoon depicting a golden mechanical knight of Capital against a starving laborer on a mule. Captioned "The Tournament of Today - A Set To between labor and monopoly."
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CaelReader @caelreader.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
a man after my own heart
A portrait of Nemba from Citizen Sleeper 2. Labeled "Precise humanitarian chef."
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CaelReader @caelreader.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
In this new Gilded Age we have posters instead of cartoonists, which just don't have the same impact. Back in the day Thomas Nast could publish some fucked up allegorical depiction of a politician in the papers and sink their whole administration.
Thomas Nast caricature of Boss Tweed in Harper's Weekly, September 23, 1871. Illustration shows William "Boss" Tweed and members of his ring, Peter B. Sweeny, Richard B. Connolly, and A. Oakey Hall, weathering a violent storm on a ledge with the picked-over remains of New York City.
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CaelReader @caelreader.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
A wrestler labeled "5e Players trying to fix the system" laughs in the foreground. The 4th Edition Player's Handbook stands menacingly behind him.
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CaelReader @caelreader.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
@darrenkorb.bsky.social Doth my ears deceive me?
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CaelReader @caelreader.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
The Man in the High Castle (2015)
A marble statue of an american eagle with a glowing nazi reich's eagle projected onto it and the wall behind it.
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CaelReader @caelreader.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
This is sort of a really truncated version of an idea I liked from Worlds Without Number. Different creature types have different Instinctual Actions that they might take if overwhelmed or low morale. I am biased in favor of stuff that pushes monsters out of the zone of "optimal tactical game piece"
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CaelReader @caelreader.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
new years resolution: watch even more movies this year than last year
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CaelReader @caelreader.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Time for action? Market penetration time theory says there is NO leeway
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CaelReader @caelreader.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
American Petroleum Institute, climate task force meeting report, 1980
Climate Modeling - Conclusions: Global averaged 2.5 degrees C rise expected by 2038 at a 3% p.a growth rate of atmospheric co2 concentration. Large error in this estimate, 1 in 10 chance of this change by 2005. No regional climate change estimates yet possible. Likely impacts: 1 C rise (2005): barely noticeable. 2.5 C rise (2038): Major Economic Consequences, strong regional dependence. 5 C rise (2067): Globally catastrophic effects.
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