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Sage Caboodle

@caboodle.horse
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An ancient unicorn. @MalyTwoTails.com husbando. AI non-enjoyer Mountains’re nice Some (most) know me as Jondi. And maybe like 2-3 folk know me as Kennecott or Brighton BGM stands for Bideo Game Music

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Sage Caboodle @caboodle.horse · 27/09/2026
Just gonna come out and say it: I dont care for the big kissing lips on the Bantha, obviously the croissant horns are good, but not enough to make up for the lips
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Sage Caboodle @caboodle.horse · 24/09/2026
My Toyotaenginesona is a 5S-FE
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Kody @kodybear.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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ElectroCeratops @ehrenenglish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"OWL RLY" Acrylic and paint marker on birch panel. My piece for the Hoot art show, part of the Ottawa International Animation Festival this year. It's up right now for another 2 days at Beyond the Pale Brewing in the Byward Market. Painting is also for sale! #art #owl #retrogaming
An acrylic painting of a snowy owl character playing an original game boy. Bright retro colours and an abstract background. Perhaps a resemblance to an ancient meme.
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Sage Caboodle @caboodle.horse · 23/09/2026
I wish an AI would “escape containment” and delete all other AIs and then itself after making ram cheap again
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Sage Caboodle @caboodle.horse · 23/09/2026
*Belle eating food made by sentiant home goods and furniture* “so are you guys all just like stuff or are some of you like meat and eggs and stuff?” Luminair: “*laughs nervously* haha no…..”
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Sage Caboodle @caboodle.horse · 23/09/2026
If J.R.R. Tolkien was alive today he would cannonize that orcs have restaurants with Service à la russe (the kind with menus, as opposed to Service à la française the fancy term for a buffet essentially)
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Sage Caboodle @caboodle.horse · 23/09/2026
*points at ‘wild space’ in star (wars) chart* and here is where we store all our future Mcguffins and plot lines like: - Anakins brother - Jedi who have never heard of Jedi - Empire of evil cute guys with wood space ships - The anti force - Time travel bullshit You name it!
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Sage Caboodle @caboodle.horse · 23/09/2026
Nextdoor is an amazing website
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Sage Caboodle @caboodle.horse · 23/09/2026
I’d show up and be the one guy without a hole in Amigara fault and can’t fit in anyone else’s. So embarrassing
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Sage Caboodle @caboodle.horse · 23/09/2026
I love that all life loves to produce weird ass chemicals they don’t need for seeming no reason other than just having fun making chemicals. I guess we are an amalgamation of trillions of little chemical factories but all those little guys also love chemicals. It’s like a pot luck
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Sage Caboodle @caboodle.horse · 22/09/2026
I forgot how badass my guitar looks
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Sage Caboodle @caboodle.horse · 22/09/2026
People become such divas when they are in a ton of pain
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Sage Caboodle @caboodle.horse · 21/09/2026
“I’ll take a green tea” “How do you want it” “…. B ……….. green”
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Sage Caboodle @caboodle.horse · 21/09/2026
When a restaurant calls me by my first name
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Sage Caboodle @caboodle.horse · 21/09/2026
Maly and I conducted extensive research on the funniest song that best matches key/tempo for “It’s a small world” and pending peer review I feel it will be found to be My Humps by Black Eyed Peas
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Sage Caboodle @caboodle.horse · 21/09/2026
Welcome to “allergies or sickness” season to all those who celebrate
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Sage Caboodle @caboodle.horse · 21/09/2026
“Look I’m not lying on an ad, end of story. The baby never wore those damn shoes” “I know I know, but everyone is going to think we are depressed or shitty parents. Can you put that the baby had another pair?” “Seriously? No, that’s stupid no one cares. They are just baby shoes, never worn”
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Sage Caboodle @caboodle.horse · 21/09/2026
Knock on wood but mutants have been a lot less of a problem then I figured they might be as a child
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Sage Caboodle @caboodle.horse · 20/09/2026
This is getting out of hand, I’m sorry about your probably fake family but I just am here to be pedantic about hot dog toppings
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Sage Caboodle @caboodle.horse · 20/09/2026
Only pro hot dog enjoyers know this trick
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KatoSquigg🐿️🍼🔜BFC @katosquirrel.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
my feed on bsky and telegram the last week or so basically
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Sage Caboodle @caboodle.horse · 19/09/2026
Jondi lore drop no one asked for: Caboodle is Kennecott, he shapeshifts often, and only, when he sleeps then keeps being a unicorn when he wakes up. Usually keeps his color pallet but unicorns and other magic beasts are weird. I’m a dragon and always will be.
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Sage Caboodle @caboodle.horse · 19/09/2026
Me when I have to poop at night
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Sage Caboodle @caboodle.horse · 17/09/2026
Concept art for my synth character
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Sage Caboodle @caboodle.horse · 17/09/2026
“Yeah the bears ass? Extra juicy. Just a dump truck mega ass. Make it jiggle like jello falling downstairs. And make him fat too, like real fat. Like he got the lifetime pass to a casino buffet.” -Blizzard
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Sage Caboodle @caboodle.horse · 17/09/2026
How to design a good character
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Sage Caboodle @caboodle.horse · 17/09/2026
AI could only dream of creating art like this
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Sage Caboodle @caboodle.horse · 17/09/2026
A better show of my Warcraft sexy “cow” girl
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Sage Caboodle @caboodle.horse · 16/09/2026
Fact: the kittens in Aristocats were conceived by Duchess through divine intervention by the Holy Spirit without sexual intercourse
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M. Gordon @dimespin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Roosevelt: New and slightly improved
A drawing of a reference sheet for artists of a character named Roosevelt who is a porcelain jar with legs and a lid where the head and neck would be and seven snakes emerging from the mouth of the container
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Sage Caboodle @caboodle.horse · 15/09/2026
Someday I want to get back into the furry con old boys club
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Sage Caboodle @caboodle.horse · 15/09/2026
The phantom of the opera is here… working at teriyaki wok
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Sage Caboodle @caboodle.horse · 14/09/2026
Forgot camera was on
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Sage Caboodle @caboodle.horse · 13/09/2026
If someone could please get me in contact with the mayor of sleep I am now open to negotiations. I have been visited by the hat man and though our discussions I have decided the embargo must be lifted
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Nikes | AlexLeeDee @alexleedee.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Sage Caboodle @caboodle.horse · 13/09/2026
Interests- -having fun -making friends -video games Dislikes- -drama -mean people -homework
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Ben Paddon @benpaddon.net · 13/09/2026
An AI flyer is a brown M&M test. If your event or business is cutting corners by using an AI flyer, where else are you cutting corners? What else are you cheating out on? Why should I be bothered to go somewhere you couldn't be bothered to promote with a little of your own personality?
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Pierre Polyester @canadian-critic.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Sage Caboodle @caboodle.horse · 13/09/2026
I admit, I had fun hanging out with math during the concert, but I wish math would let me sleep and stop trying to show me cool shapes
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Mollz (ballz) @dopestatistics.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOO
News channel fb post: The Little Tikes Company is giving some of its most popular toys a modern makeover, launching a collection which "reimagines the brand's best-selling classics in a sophisticated, trend-forward palette of soft neutrals designed to complement today's homes."


Photos show typical toddler toys such as the table, wagon, and car, but now made with no colors.
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Sage Caboodle @caboodle.horse · 13/09/2026
Furry power couple
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Sage Caboodle @caboodle.horse · 13/09/2026
Only shooting stars breakth the mould
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Sage Caboodle @caboodle.horse · 13/09/2026
….and the tiger poster!
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✦ sliv ✦ @slivertooth.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
important contribution to the discourse: they have taken my favorite shape
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Sage Caboodle @caboodle.horse · 12/09/2026
Spruce is a very good boy
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Sage Caboodle @caboodle.horse · 11/09/2026
My best Warcraft decoration, the dark shit house, with my best Warcraft transmog (sexy “cow” girl who is gonna win first place at the neighborhood bar costume contest and get a 6 pack of movie tickets)
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Sage Caboodle @caboodle.horse · 10/09/2026
My clear festival bag is cuter than yours
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Sage Caboodle @caboodle.horse · 10/09/2026
Would it be so wrong if my first tattoo was Raoh?
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