Sage Caboodle @caboodle.horse · 27/09/2026Just gonna come out and say it: I dont care for the big kissing lips on the Bantha, obviously the croissant horns are good, but not enough to make up for the lips 040
Sage Caboodle @caboodle.horse · 20/09/2026This is getting out of hand, I’m sorry about your probably fake family but I just am here to be pedantic about hot dog toppings 110
Sage Caboodle @caboodle.horse · 19/09/2026Jondi lore drop no one asked for: Caboodle is Kennecott, he shapeshifts often, and only, when he sleeps then keeps being a unicorn when he wakes up. Usually keeps his color pallet but unicorns and other magic beasts are weird. I’m a dragon and always will be. 230
Sage Caboodle @caboodle.horse · 17/09/2026“Yeah the bears ass? Extra juicy. Just a dump truck mega ass. Make it jiggle like jello falling downstairs. And make him fat too, like real fat. Like he got the lifetime pass to a casino buffet.” -Blizzard 000
Sage Caboodle @caboodle.horse · 15/09/2026The phantom of the opera is here… working at teriyaki wok 020
Sage Caboodle @caboodle.horse · 11/09/2026My best Warcraft decoration, the dark shit house, with my best Warcraft transmog (sexy “cow” girl who is gonna win first place at the neighborhood bar costume contest and get a 6 pack of movie tickets) 052
Sage Caboodle @caboodle.horse · 10/09/2026Ah man not in front of my (somehow less evil than the company) Palantir 010
Sage Caboodle @caboodle.horse · 07/08/2026“We have final fantasy at home” The final fantasy at home- 020
Sage Caboodle @caboodle.horse · 05/08/2026I still think of this every time I play Secret of Mana, I think @glimmerstomp.bsky.social is the only one who may get it 110
Sage Caboodle @caboodle.horse · 05/08/2026I can’t believe they named a town after a horny skull faced cryptid 020
Sage Caboodle @caboodle.horse · 03/08/2026I get it, I need to calm down geeez! There are better ways to talk to someone than fortune cookies 030
Sage Caboodle @caboodle.horse · 24/07/2026Why hire a plumber when I can have AI do all the design work for me 030
Sage Caboodle @caboodle.horse · 23/07/2026Hope high school service worker was able to find themself 0324
Sage Caboodle @caboodle.horse · 09/07/2026I love this piece but can’t put it up yet, maybe some day. It hides in my room and ambushes me until I hide it somewhere again 060
Sage Caboodle @caboodle.horse · 07/07/2026My hometown after I got in a lil’ tussle with my brother 110
Sage Caboodle @caboodle.horse · 03/07/2026Why was ff4 the only game where you can summon a faceless horror from the deep 000
Sage Caboodle @caboodle.horse · 02/07/2026I was convinced I forgot my deck but did not! If I am at the Maly Crafts table I will do single draw readings, or maybe if you ask here I will too. You can see I apparently need to be patient and calm down and stop trying to interfere in fate’s work 100