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Sage Caboodle

@caboodle.horse
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An ancient unicorn. @MalyTwoTails.com husbando. AI non-enjoyer Mountains’re nice Some (most) know me as Jondi. And maybe like 2-3 folk know me as Kennecott or Brighton BGM stands for Bideo Game Music

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Sage Caboodle @caboodle.horse · 05/10/2026
Here’s a project, manage it
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Sage Caboodle @caboodle.horse · 27/09/2026
Just gonna come out and say it: I dont care for the big kissing lips on the Bantha, obviously the croissant horns are good, but not enough to make up for the lips
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Sage Caboodle @caboodle.horse · 23/09/2026
Nextdoor is an amazing website
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Sage Caboodle @caboodle.horse · 22/09/2026
I forgot how badass my guitar looks
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Sage Caboodle @caboodle.horse · 21/09/2026
When a restaurant calls me by my first name
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Sage Caboodle @caboodle.horse · 21/09/2026
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Sage Caboodle @caboodle.horse · 20/09/2026
This is getting out of hand, I’m sorry about your probably fake family but I just am here to be pedantic about hot dog toppings
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Sage Caboodle @caboodle.horse · 20/09/2026
Only pro hot dog enjoyers know this trick
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Sage Caboodle @caboodle.horse · 19/09/2026
Jondi lore drop no one asked for: Caboodle is Kennecott, he shapeshifts often, and only, when he sleeps then keeps being a unicorn when he wakes up. Usually keeps his color pallet but unicorns and other magic beasts are weird. I’m a dragon and always will be.
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Sage Caboodle @caboodle.horse · 19/09/2026
Me when I have to poop at night
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Sage Caboodle @caboodle.horse · 17/09/2026
Concept art for my synth character
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Sage Caboodle @caboodle.horse · 17/09/2026
“Yeah the bears ass? Extra juicy. Just a dump truck mega ass. Make it jiggle like jello falling downstairs. And make him fat too, like real fat. Like he got the lifetime pass to a casino buffet.” -Blizzard
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Sage Caboodle @caboodle.horse · 17/09/2026
How to design a good character
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Sage Caboodle @caboodle.horse · 17/09/2026
AI could only dream of creating art like this
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Sage Caboodle @caboodle.horse · 17/09/2026
A better show of my Warcraft sexy “cow” girl
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Sage Caboodle @caboodle.horse · 15/09/2026
The phantom of the opera is here… working at teriyaki wok
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Sage Caboodle @caboodle.horse · 14/09/2026
Forgot camera was on
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Sage Caboodle @caboodle.horse · 13/09/2026
Furry power couple
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Sage Caboodle @caboodle.horse · 13/09/2026
Only shooting stars breakth the mould
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Sage Caboodle @caboodle.horse · 13/09/2026
….and the tiger poster!
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Sage Caboodle @caboodle.horse · 12/09/2026
Spruce is a very good boy
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Sage Caboodle @caboodle.horse · 11/09/2026
My best Warcraft decoration, the dark shit house, with my best Warcraft transmog (sexy “cow” girl who is gonna win first place at the neighborhood bar costume contest and get a 6 pack of movie tickets)
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Sage Caboodle @caboodle.horse · 10/09/2026
My clear festival bag is cuter than yours
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Sage Caboodle @caboodle.horse · 10/09/2026
Ah man not in front of my (somehow less evil than the company) Palantir
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Sage Caboodle @caboodle.horse · 10/09/2026
Would it be so wrong if my first tattoo was Raoh?
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Sage Caboodle @caboodle.horse · 08/09/2026
Look god, I got 3 cups, I’m good ok?
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Sage Caboodle @caboodle.horse · 07/09/2026
I love 80s Japanese pop
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Sage Caboodle @caboodle.horse · 10/08/2026
Boods sees a whale of a shark
Unicorn starting at a whale shark in an aquarium
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Sage Caboodle @caboodle.horse · 07/08/2026
“We have final fantasy at home” The final fantasy at home-
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Sage Caboodle @caboodle.horse · 07/08/2026
My manly drinking chalice
It’s a small mug like insulated steel cup covered in unicorns and rainbows. Not manly
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Sage Caboodle @caboodle.horse · 06/08/2026
Caboodle has learned a new spell
It’s W. meteo, or double Meteo from final fantasy 4
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Sage Caboodle @caboodle.horse · 05/08/2026
I still think of this every time I play Secret of Mana, I think @glimmerstomp.bsky.social is the only one who may get it
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Sage Caboodle @caboodle.horse · 05/08/2026
I can’t believe they named a town after a horny skull faced cryptid
Ad for a 40 acre property in a town called “malo” in Washington state
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Sage Caboodle @caboodle.horse · 04/08/2026
You haven’t heard it until you have heard it on vinyl
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Sage Caboodle @caboodle.horse · 03/08/2026
I get it, I need to calm down geeez! There are better ways to talk to someone than fortune cookies
Fortune cookie papers with one saying 
“remember progress on your mental health is worth celebrating” and the other saying “dont engage in road rage”
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Sage Caboodle @caboodle.horse · 27/07/2026
I get it, im fat
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Sage Caboodle @caboodle.horse · 24/07/2026
Why hire a plumber when I can have AI do all the design work for me
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Sage Caboodle @caboodle.horse · 23/07/2026
Hope high school service worker was able to find themself
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Sage Caboodle @caboodle.horse · 22/07/2026
Surprisingly not made or used for horny reasons
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Sage Caboodle @caboodle.horse · 13/07/2026
Made a new con lanyard, yeah, it’s cool
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Sage Caboodle @caboodle.horse · 09/07/2026
I love this piece but can’t put it up yet, maybe some day. It hides in my room and ambushes me until I hide it somewhere again
Little foot from land before time being guided by his moms spirit shile eating tree star
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Sage Caboodle @caboodle.horse · 09/07/2026
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Sage Caboodle @caboodle.horse · 07/07/2026
Thank for letting us go to your antho show uncle cage
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Sage Caboodle @caboodle.horse · 07/07/2026
My hometown after I got in a lil’ tussle with my brother
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Sage Caboodle @caboodle.horse · 06/07/2026
“Tell me where the children sleep”
An absolute horrible looking illustration of a claw machine hook with 3 claws and a bad face
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Sage Caboodle @caboodle.horse · 05/07/2026
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Sage Caboodle @caboodle.horse · 04/07/2026
My new beloved son
It’s a spinosaurus that looks like an arcade machine I think. It’s cute, very Another shot of soino but my arm is in it, gross
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Sage Caboodle @caboodle.horse · 03/07/2026
Hey baby, saw you thinking about gobbling my cobbler
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Sage Caboodle @caboodle.horse · 03/07/2026
Why was ff4 the only game where you can summon a faceless horror from the deep
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Sage Caboodle @caboodle.horse · 02/07/2026
I was convinced I forgot my deck but did not! If I am at the Maly Crafts table I will do single draw readings, or maybe if you ask here I will too. You can see I apparently need to be patient and calm down and stop trying to interfere in fate’s work
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