iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

I wish an AI would “escape containment” and delete all other AIs and then itself after making ram cheap again

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*Belle eating food made by sentiant home goods and furniture* “so are you guys all just like stuff or are some of you like meat and eggs and stuff?” Luminair: “*laughs nervously* haha no…..”

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If J.R.R. Tolkien was alive today he would cannonize that orcs have restaurants with Service à la russe (the kind with menus, as opposed to Service à la française the fancy term for a buffet essentially)

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*points at ‘wild space’ in star (wars) chart* and here is where we store all our future Mcguffins and plot lines like: - Anakins brother - Jedi who have never heard of Jedi - Empire of evil cute guys with wood space ships - The anti force - Time travel bullshit You name it!

Nextdoor is an amazing website

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Return to monke sounds better and better every day

I’d show up and be the one guy without a hole in Amigara fault and can’t fit in anyone else’s. So embarrassing

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I love that all life loves to produce weird ass chemicals they don’t need for seeming no reason other than just having fun making chemicals. I guess we are an amalgamation of trillions of little chemical factories but all those little guys also love chemicals. It’s like a pot luck

I uhhh have a story that’s a tad similar tho started earlier and only have two. I have mastered playing all star on my prized muppet babies synth tho

Whenever you get a chance, I hope it’s the “good one” I kinda recall selling the other one but my memory sucks ass

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I had 2 and one I thought I sold and the other I have torn apart my house for lol

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Could you send a picture?

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I forgot how badass my guitar looks

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People become such divas when they are in a ton of pain

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“I’ll take a green tea” “How do you want it” “…. B ……….. green”

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When a restaurant calls me by my first name

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Maly and I conducted extensive research on the funniest song that best matches key/tempo for “It’s a small world” and pending peer review I feel it will be found to be My Humps by Black Eyed Peas

Maybe they were chalked by divine intervention 🙏

Hit send before text but I assume this is the hole on question

Welcome to “allergies or sickness” season to all those who celebrate

“Look I’m not lying on an ad, end of story. The baby never wore those damn shoes” “I know I know, but everyone is going to think we are depressed or shitty parents. Can you put that the baby had another pair?” “Seriously? No, that’s stupid no one cares. They are just baby shoes, never worn”

Knock on wood but mutants have been a lot less of a problem then I figured they might be as a child

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“Yellow emperor! Help! The staving peasants are gonna kill me and take the palace!” “lol” said the yellow emperor “lmao”

At least you’re not the Chinese emperor being constantly afraid of the Mandate of Heaven biting your ass. And as I recall for around 500 years the Japanese emperor was the shoguns sock puppet account

This is getting out of hand, I’m sorry about your probably fake family but I just am here to be pedantic about hot dog toppings

KatoSquigg🐿️🍼🔜BFC @katosquirrel.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

Only pro hot dog enjoyers know this trick

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Reposted by Sage Caboodle

my feed on bsky and telegram the last week or so basically

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He gets a new anime power level star tho, magic power sky rockets, flying and digging power plummets.

Character sheet needs updates. Not nearly as old as many dragon-fursoñas but still predates many all-fours-walking-paper-mask-wearing con attendees

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Jondi lore drop no one asked for: Caboodle is Kennecott, he shapeshifts often, and only, when he sleeps then keeps being a unicorn when he wakes up. Usually keeps his color pallet but unicorns and other magic beasts are weird. I’m a dragon and always will be.

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Me when I have to poop at night