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L’ABOMIN8TEUR DE POITRINE @c0nquist4d0r.bsky.social · 16m

Had a plumber say to me once “bit of a splashy tap, chap” Yeah, that’s the way you left it last time, you prick

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L’ABOMIN8TEUR DE POITRINE @c0nquist4d0r.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Check out Wet Leg’s new single “Chaise Longue” if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.

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L’ABOMIN8TEUR DE POITRINE @c0nquist4d0r.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Had the pleasure of meeting Paul Ferris at a charity do once. He was surprisingly down to earth, and VERY funny.

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L’ABOMIN8TEUR DE POITRINE @c0nquist4d0r.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Check out Wet Leg’s new single “Chaise Longue” if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.

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L’ABOMIN8TEUR DE POITRINE @c0nquist4d0r.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Yeah that’s a fucking great way of explaining the spot they’re in, and the underlying psychology of how they ended up here I also think it explains why they’ll then drop the appeal as quietly as possible

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L’ABOMIN8TEUR DE POITRINE @c0nquist4d0r.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Former coalminer houses in Westburn, Cambuslang I don’t live in one but not far away. Give us a shout if you’re viewing one and I’ll put the kettle on

A road with a white line and a curved white shape in the foreground, showing houses and vehicles in the background under a cloudy sky. The word Westbourne is visible at the bottom.

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L’ABOMIN8TEUR DE POITRINE @c0nquist4d0r.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Hat off to him, and in his shoes, in also accepting your assessment, I’d feel nothing of value was lost

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L’ABOMIN8TEUR DE POITRINE @c0nquist4d0r.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Rob, we spoke about this My office, 9 a.m.Monday, please

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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I have to watch someone take a shit before I hire them. If you can’t control your body & mind enough to confidently assault the bowl while holding eye contact (thru plexiglass) with a powerful stranger eating an Italian sub, walk away. Lock in or go home.

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L’ABOMIN8TEUR DE POITRINE @c0nquist4d0r.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Check out Wet Leg’s new single “Chaise Longue” if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.

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L’ABOMIN8TEUR DE POITRINE @c0nquist4d0r.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

One sneeze away from painting the ceiling with his disgusting brains 🙏

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Balderdash @balderdash.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

It’s John Fashanu’s birthday. Here’s a quick guide on how to pronounce his name correctly. youtu.be/0jLuVw8bHo8

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John Fashanu

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L’ABOMIN8TEUR DE POITRINE @c0nquist4d0r.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Check out Wet Leg’s new single “Chaise Longue” if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.

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L’ABOMIN8TEUR DE POITRINE @c0nquist4d0r.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I’ll read it later, but does he mention the “dirty old bollocks” tweet?

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L’ABOMIN8TEUR DE POITRINE @c0nquist4d0r.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

ED SHEERAN SHOULD BE SAWN IN HALF UPWARDS FROM THE ARSE, AND HIS HEART COOKED IN HIS OWN BLOOD AND EATEN NOTHING TO DO WITH CURRENT CONTROVERSIES, JUST BECAUSE #edshit

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L’ABOMIN8TEUR DE POITRINE @c0nquist4d0r.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

All that’s missing is “…YOU DIRTY OLD BOLLOCKS, I BET THERE FUCKING IS” At the end of it

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HK @hkesvani.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Remembering a teacher came into my classroom on the 10th September 2001 and in hushed tones told the other teacher that “the event” was happening on September the 11th. I thought it was parents day at the time but perhaps Ms McCarthy knew something far darker

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L’ABOMIN8TEUR DE POITRINE @c0nquist4d0r.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

They’ve been told explicitly and repeatedly by the fash that it’s going to be taken off them, by any means necessary What aren’t they listening and acting accordingly

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L’ABOMIN8TEUR DE POITRINE @c0nquist4d0r.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Great thread. 💯 Even some of the best artists can struggle to recreate their original vibes even while playing note-perfect live

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Tom Reagan’s Witch’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

‘I’ve had to come in from another meme to tell you that you didn’t save anyone on 9/11, you lying prick’

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L’ABOMIN8TEUR DE POITRINE @c0nquist4d0r.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Check out Wet Leg’s new single “Chaise Longue” if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.

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L’ABOMIN8TEUR DE POITRINE @c0nquist4d0r.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

IF YOU HAVE A IPHONE 17 PRO MAX YOU ARE A FUCKING IDIOT NOW NICE PHONE GRANDPA, YOU OLD ASS BITCH #AppleEvent #apple #iphone #toilet #vomit #nike #starbucks #bbc #aids #windows11

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Laura Webster @lauraewebster.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

We have made a full documentary about what really happened at Reform conference. If you only watch a bit of it please make it these 39 seconds. You won't regret it.

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L’ABOMIN8TEUR DE POITRINE @c0nquist4d0r.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Check out Wet Leg’s new single “Chaise Longue” if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.

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L’ABOMIN8TEUR DE POITRINE @c0nquist4d0r.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Check out Wet Leg’s new single “Chaise Longue” if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.

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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

This Twitter exchange happened on 23 August 2012, so: happy I BET YOU DO ALMOND YOU DIRTY OLD BOLLOCKS day to all who celebrate

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L’ABOMIN8TEUR DE POITRINE @c0nquist4d0r.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Haha yeah, things did start going a bit downhill for him after the Almond incident

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L’ABOMIN8TEUR DE POITRINE @c0nquist4d0r.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Happy 14th Anniversary to this old thing They grow up so fast

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L’ABOMIN8TEUR DE POITRINE @c0nquist4d0r.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Check out Wet Leg’s new single “Chaise Longue” if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.

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L’ABOMIN8TEUR DE POITRINE @c0nquist4d0r.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

I shall leave that to Tice’s zero watt bulb rancid fucksleeve Oakeshott, if you don’t mind

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L’ABOMIN8TEUR DE POITRINE @c0nquist4d0r.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

I have it on good authority that Tice steadfastedly refuses to wipe his arse *at all, let alone properly* on the grounds that doing so is “gay”

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L’ABOMIN8TEUR DE POITRINE @c0nquist4d0r.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

I didn’t get one of those Govt emergency alerts, so am currently en route to set off 2,000 Chinese lanterns in the Cairngorms

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L’ABOMIN8TEUR DE POITRINE @c0nquist4d0r.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Check out Wet Leg’s new single “Chaise Longue” if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.

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West Lancs A Ives @westlancsives.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

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L’ABOMIN8TEUR DE POITRINE @c0nquist4d0r.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

I wasn’t giving my opinion on the merits or otherwise of the architecture I was just pointing out that contrary to your statement that these new houses will “add nothing”, in reality they will add housing for people and return derelict land into productive use

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L’ABOMIN8TEUR DE POITRINE @c0nquist4d0r.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

It brings land back into functional use, by adding houses for people to live in. Would you prefer derelict gap sites remain that way?

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L’ABOMIN8TEUR DE POITRINE @c0nquist4d0r.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Check out Wet Leg’s new single “Chaise Longue” if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.

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L’ABOMIN8TEUR DE POITRINE @c0nquist4d0r.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Check out Wet Leg’s new single “Chaise Longue” if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.

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L’ABOMIN8TEUR DE POITRINE @c0nquist4d0r.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Thank you very much - I am doing it now, ejaculating with the utmost aggression and enthusiasm

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L’ABOMIN8TEUR DE POITRINE @c0nquist4d0r.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Tell them whatever the fuck you like, pal - I am typing into a secondary device. Imagine that

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L’ABOMIN8TEUR DE POITRINE @c0nquist4d0r.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

It made me so angry I put my finger clean through the screen and am sending Kraft the bill

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L’ABOMIN8TEUR DE POITRINE @c0nquist4d0r.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

It’s been pumped at me from every conceivable angle, to the point where I now just completely forget its name

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L’ABOMIN8TEUR DE POITRINE @c0nquist4d0r.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

I agree And then the key must surely be thrown away

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L’ABOMIN8TEUR DE POITRINE @c0nquist4d0r.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Here’s the ticket. £13.50! Went with my mate Barry who’s the bass player in the Fratellis 🤘🏻

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L’ABOMIN8TEUR DE POITRINE @c0nquist4d0r.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Almost 30 years ago I saw Moby (as part of 3 piece Hendrix-y rock band) as 2nd support before Eleven and then Soundgarden, at Glasgow Barrowlands I feel old too remembering this - but that’s because I am, which is ok

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L’ABOMIN8TEUR DE POITRINE @c0nquist4d0r.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Pure gurning off his chops, properly on one Warms the heart 😻

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