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L’ABOMIN8TEUR DE POITRINE @c0nquist4d0r.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Former coalminer houses in Westburn, Cambuslang I don’t live in one but not far away. Give us a shout if you’re viewing one and I’ll put the kettle on

A road with a white line and a curved white shape in the foreground, showing houses and vehicles in the background under a cloudy sky. The word Westbourne is visible at the bottom.

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L’ABOMIN8TEUR DE POITRINE @c0nquist4d0r.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Here’s the ticket. £13.50! Went with my mate Barry who’s the bass player in the Fratellis 🤘🏻

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L’ABOMIN8TEUR DE POITRINE @c0nquist4d0r.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Happy to see there’s still some life in this old thing Crossposted with @openvibe.social

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L’ABOMIN8TEUR DE POITRINE @c0nquist4d0r.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

Pick a Bond from the photos you already have on your phone

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L’ABOMIN8TEUR DE POITRINE @c0nquist4d0r.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

Just caught a glimpse of Kuenssberg, nude and reclined on a Westminster pavement. Flaps gaping impossibly wide - thrashing away at a clit the size of a beef tomato, lost in total abandonment. Traumatised.

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L’ABOMIN8TEUR DE POITRINE @c0nquist4d0r.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

Haha, that brings this evergreen classic to mind

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L’ABOMIN8TEUR DE POITRINE @c0nquist4d0r.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

"I have searched the depths of Legal Arguments not yet articulated"

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L’ABOMIN8TEUR DE POITRINE @c0nquist4d0r.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

@robdelaney.bsky.social Almost a decade ago Let us celebrate the anniversary together

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L’ABOMIN8TEUR DE POITRINE @c0nquist4d0r.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

Haha I’ve a screenshot of that one, here it is And one of his other Tesco complaints about prawns being alive and masturbating on his kitchen table 🤣

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L’ABOMIN8TEUR DE POITRINE @c0nquist4d0r.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

“You can say yes and we will be very appreciative, or you can say no and we will remember.”

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L’ABOMIN8TEUR DE POITRINE @c0nquist4d0r.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

“I should never have bought that fucking deathbed”

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L’ABOMIN8TEUR DE POITRINE @c0nquist4d0r.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

What was your biggest impact on the internet?

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L’ABOMIN8TEUR DE POITRINE @c0nquist4d0r.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

MERRY PISSMARSE, BASTARDS I HOPE “CHRISTMAS MAN” IS GOOD TO YOU ALL

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L’ABOMIN8TEUR DE POITRINE @c0nquist4d0r.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

HAHAHAHA that spreadsheet still amazes me to this day “Threatened to drive to Braintree and bum my tart’s head in” can quite simply NEVER be topped Magnificent

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L’ABOMIN8TEUR DE POITRINE @c0nquist4d0r.bsky.social · 09/09/2025

Haha I know This is my all-time fav tweet ever

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L’ABOMIN8TEUR DE POITRINE @c0nquist4d0r.bsky.social · 09/09/2025

Haha much as I’d like the credit for that, that belongs to the legendary Vigo He seemed to have a thing for Tesco, and Dominos

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L’ABOMIN8TEUR DE POITRINE @c0nquist4d0r.bsky.social · 23/08/2025

Cheers for posting. That was one of mine, here’s a higher resolution version of the screenshot

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L’ABOMIN8TEUR DE POITRINE @c0nquist4d0r.bsky.social · 22/07/2025

I know he has a reputation as a bit of a cunt but even so this seems a touch disrespectful

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L’ABOMIN8TEUR DE POITRINE @c0nquist4d0r.bsky.social · 22/07/2025

I know he has a reputation as a bit of a cunt but even so this seems a touch disrespectful

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L’ABOMIN8TEUR DE POITRINE @c0nquist4d0r.bsky.social · 17/07/2025

HAHAHAHA Wurrance Telephene, though, incredible 😂

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L’ABOMIN8TEUR DE POITRINE @c0nquist4d0r.bsky.social · 16/07/2025

I found out while goading him on Twitter years ago that he doesn’t even know how to type full stops properly, the weird cunt

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L’ABOMIN8TEUR DE POITRINE @c0nquist4d0r.bsky.social · 16/07/2025

I found out while goading him on Twitter years ago that he doesn’t even know how to type full stops properly, the weird cunt

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L’ABOMIN8TEUR DE POITRINE @c0nquist4d0r.bsky.social · 01/07/2025

really not sure about these modern prawns Think I prefer the traditional ones less chewy/ crunchy isn’t it

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L’ABOMIN8TEUR DE POITRINE @c0nquist4d0r.bsky.social · 22/05/2025

Please keep an eye out for my Auntie Sandra, poor old dear suffers from Alzheimer’s and has left the gas on and wandered off again. Believed to still be in Boca Chica, TX area - unless she’s managed to get in a rocket again (in which case I guess it’s goodnight, bitch)

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L’ABOMIN8TEUR DE POITRINE @c0nquist4d0r.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

Every now and again this pops up on my phone screen I don’t know why, or how to stop it

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L’ABOMIN8TEUR DE POITRINE @c0nquist4d0r.bsky.social · 18/04/2025

NO, *YOU* ACCEPT MY EXPLOSIVE ABOMINATING TROMBONE RIGHT UP YOUR SAFETY VALVE, THIEL, YOU WEIRD INCEL EUGENICIST AND WHATEVER THE FUCK ELSE GTFOH BITCH

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L’ABOMIN8TEUR DE POITRINE @c0nquist4d0r.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

Germany knows *exactly* what it’s doing here Heartwarming

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L’ABOMIN8TEUR DE POITRINE @c0nquist4d0r.bsky.social · 29/03/2025

As you know, I lost my elderly cat soulmate around the same time you lost Bob And now I have this fucking beautiful woolly-headed twat supervising my weekly timesheet submissions ✌🏻

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L’ABOMIN8TEUR DE POITRINE @c0nquist4d0r.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

That was Anal Cunt with “Hell Bent for Leatherman”. Now, before the weather, here’s “Derek, You’re on My Foot again” by The Nifty Chops. Sound of the summer.

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L’ABOMIN8TEUR DE POITRINE @c0nquist4d0r.bsky.social · 17/02/2025

@skeetsapp.com Hello, Skeets Pro subscriber here, enjoying the app. Running v1.22.0 on iOS 8.3.1 on an iPhone 16 Pro Max. I view my BlueSky feed via Tapestry and would like to be able to set it to open BlueSky posts in Skeets. Can you please tell me Skeets’ url scheme details, see screenshot. Thanks

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L’ABOMIN8TEUR DE POITRINE @c0nquist4d0r.bsky.social · 06/01/2025

Post a picture of who you think should be the new leader of Reform UK Ltd.

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