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@c-ayne.bsky.social
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cayne @c-ayne.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hegseth is the culmination of Gen X dudes being horrendously insecure about their masculinity from growing up in the 80’s and 90’s where even, like, using conditioner would get you called a sissy faggot, and now they’re all becoming political leaders and CEO’s and taking it out on everyone lol
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needles @needles-balloon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
good morning
Woman on computer thinking "I have to uplift Tinashe" while baby in that back is drinking a can of kerosene while thinking "water"
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cayne @c-ayne.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I hate that I’m saying this but this place is also lib HQ so I really do need republicans to get like completely irrevocably slaughtered in the midterms in order to feel like there’s any hope or justice for this nation
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cayne @c-ayne.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Wore flip flops with jeans to take the garbage out and felt like a gay guy from the 00’s
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cayne @c-ayne.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
bogos binted
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cayne @c-ayne.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Waking up hungover and talking to strangers on reddit about your parents divorce >>
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cayne @c-ayne.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Desire really is the root of all suffering
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cayne @c-ayne.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Restaurant was playing sensual world by Kate bush
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cayne @c-ayne.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Me when I have perfect bird time
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cayne @c-ayne.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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cayne @c-ayne.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Hungover and hosting a housewarming party with 57 guests in an hour and a half
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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cayne @c-ayne.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
oh he went to turkey
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cayne @c-ayne.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Moving to Australia simply because I enjoyed Kath and Kim so much
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bodaciou$ @b0dacious.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
good morning
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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
it is remarkable that this has happened despite a near-unanimous effort from mainstream politicians and news media to prevent it from happening. there's some hope there
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cayne @c-ayne.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Why does leg day always feel like being attacked and killed in war
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
underrated part of El-Sayed’s messaging strategy seems to be shaming journalists who ask dumb questions that play into right-wing frames. you can’t answer these in a way that satisfies them, but you can make it embarrassing enough that you impose a toll on asking.
Abdul El-Sayed: "Weijia, with all due respect, this is the third time you've asked about a Twitch streamer ... their whole game is to make us fight culture wars so that we don't pay attention to the fact the president has made $2.2 billion ... "
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cayne @c-ayne.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
One of the songs in history
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cayne @c-ayne.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Realizing some wounds will never heal and you just learn to carry on
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Hannah Horvath Surprise
ALT: Hannah Horvath Surprise
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laurel yanny @drlaurelyanny.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
the whole trend is so dumb bc like you cant imagine urself with crazy hair and an ugly jumper ? you needed a robot to tell you what you'd have worn ?
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cayne @c-ayne.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
When McDonald’s makes you park and wait for your order omg they said you got a huuuge large fat bitch order go sit over there
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cayne @c-ayne.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
What is it about being from Iowa that makes people from Iowa so insanely annoying
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PT Klein @ptklein.com · 09/09/2026
AI is not super intelligence. It’s not even intelligence! These nerds need algorithms to be chaotic on a cosmic order because they’re gambling with more money than they ever imagined. It’s an intentional discourse of anxiety. Fear achieves our acquiescence to their supposed techno-superiority.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 09/09/2026
hunter biden spending months trying to recreate his image to ultimately just do a crypto scamcoin is amazing. 10/10. so glad we don’t have to pretend to take him seriously as a 2028 presidential candidate anymore
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cayne @c-ayne.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
thought “why do I feel so tired and crappy today omg” and remembering that all I ate yesterday was state fair food so my body is running off of: • a slab of pork • fried potatoes • ranch • corn • pop • cookies
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cayne @c-ayne.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Marianne Williamson
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
2:05 pm 2:21 pm @atrupar.com
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cayne @c-ayne.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Whenever I see gays in their early 20’s interacting I’m like “Your personality was selected for you fourteen years ago by me and my friends on tumblr.”
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cayne @c-ayne.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
FedEx is like we didn’t feel like attempting to deliver your package… no reason it just didn’t feel right ig…
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
one piece of advice i can share as a parent: certain phases can be really tough, but they do pass. around 18 months my son kept demanding that i condemn hasan piker. all day and night too, i was at the end of my rope. now he’s really into fire trucks. it’s always something new
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cayne @c-ayne.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Boyfriend picking me up mcdonalds while I play pokopia
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
PabloReports: What do you make of Trump saying Americans who oppose data centers are backwards and poor? AOC: I mean, how about we put one in Mar-a-Lago? I love that. Let’s put a data center at Mar-a-Lago, and we’ll see how backwards and poor he is in response to that.
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cayne @c-ayne.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Isn’t he like Argentina’s entire economy
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 28/08/2026
What is going on here
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jack @jackh97.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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cayne @c-ayne.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Night Tapes vocals
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cayne @c-ayne.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Got a whole milk latte
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cayne @c-ayne.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Moved stuff into my new apartment today and only uncontrollably sobbed two times
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cayne @c-ayne.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Thinking about how my mom would objectively slay on a real housewives franchise because of her insane antics, narcissism, and horrible decision making but being subjected to it as her son was permanently damaging in a way that I may never fully recover from
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cayne @c-ayne.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Coffee hitting so good that I’m liking and replying to everyone’s stories
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Hilary Duff Texts LOL
ALT: Hilary Duff Texts LOL
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Man remember when people in various media outlets were insisting that “dimes square” was real and an influential art scene and insisting there was a hip happening and growing movement of right wing contrarian artists and thinkers poof all gone all fake and the people pushing it silently moved on
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cayne @c-ayne.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Deciding to actually play my steam deck that I practically begged for for Christmas and have barely touched since
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cayne @c-ayne.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
You like ONE cock pic on here and suddenly the discover tab is a penis avalanche
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🥊 @querelleofbros.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
the only opinions left on twitter are like "obey your parents, voting republican is fire, and also don't smoke weed" it's a suburban church lady website for 4chan refugees and corny NYC gay guys larping as edgelords
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cayne @c-ayne.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
> open an email in Outlook > click a link in the email to add an event to my Outlook calendar > Outlook opens a new browser tab and asks me to sign into Outlook
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cayne @c-ayne.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
It’s kind of reassuring to see them play the hits as we go into the midterms because they know they have absolutely nothing else to campaign on
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cayne @c-ayne.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
45 minutes late to work for no real reason
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
deepfake nudes are, of course, integral to the future of space exploration
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kolt @loseritis.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
goodnight
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