cayne @c-ayne.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Hegseth is the culmination of Gen X dudes being horrendously insecure about their masculinity from growing up in the 80’s and 90’s where even, like, using conditioner would get you called a sissy faggot, and now they’re all becoming political leaders and CEO’s and taking it out on everyone lol 070
cayne @c-ayne.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I hate that I’m saying this but this place is also lib HQ so I really do need republicans to get like completely irrevocably slaughtered in the midterms in order to feel like there’s any hope or justice for this nation 070
cayne @c-ayne.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Wore flip flops with jeans to take the garbage out and felt like a gay guy from the 00’s 170
cayne @c-ayne.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Waking up hungover and talking to strangers on reddit about your parents divorce >> 030
cayne @c-ayne.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Hungover and hosting a housewarming party with 57 guests in an hour and a half 080
cayne @c-ayne.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Moving to Australia simply because I enjoyed Kath and Kim so much 050
Reposted by cayneshaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 15/09/2026it is remarkable that this has happened despite a near-unanimous effort from mainstream politicians and news media to prevent it from happening. there's some hope there 273324652
cayne @c-ayne.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Why does leg day always feel like being attacked and killed in war 000
Reposted by caynePeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026underrated part of El-Sayed’s messaging strategy seems to be shaming journalists who ask dumb questions that play into right-wing frames. you can’t answer these in a way that satisfies them, but you can make it embarrassing enough that you impose a toll on asking. 186151352695
cayne @c-ayne.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Realizing some wounds will never heal and you just learn to carry onstatic.klipy.comHannah Horvath SurpriseALT: Hannah Horvath Surprise 030
Reposted by caynelaurel yanny @drlaurelyanny.bsky.social · 11/09/2026the whole trend is so dumb bc like you cant imagine urself with crazy hair and an ugly jumper ? you needed a robot to tell you what you'd have worn ? 7343
cayne @c-ayne.bsky.social · 11/09/2026When McDonald’s makes you park and wait for your order omg they said you got a huuuge large fat bitch order go sit over there 050
cayne @c-ayne.bsky.social · 10/09/2026What is it about being from Iowa that makes people from Iowa so insanely annoying 130
Reposted by caynePT Klein @ptklein.com · 09/09/2026AI is not super intelligence. It’s not even intelligence! These nerds need algorithms to be chaotic on a cosmic order because they’re gambling with more money than they ever imagined. It’s an intentional discourse of anxiety. Fear achieves our acquiescence to their supposed techno-superiority. 816723
Reposted by cayneonion person @junlper.beer · 09/09/2026hunter biden spending months trying to recreate his image to ultimately just do a crypto scamcoin is amazing. 10/10. so glad we don’t have to pretend to take him seriously as a 2028 presidential candidate anymore 592744293
cayne @c-ayne.bsky.social · 07/09/2026thought “why do I feel so tired and crappy today omg” and remembering that all I ate yesterday was state fair food so my body is running off of: • a slab of pork • fried potatoes • ranch • corn • pop • cookies 041
Reposted by cayneCarl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 03/09/20262:05 pm 2:21 pm @atrupar.com 1065158304450
cayne @c-ayne.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Whenever I see gays in their early 20’s interacting I’m like “Your personality was selected for you fourteen years ago by me and my friends on tumblr.” 2252
cayne @c-ayne.bsky.social · 02/09/2026FedEx is like we didn’t feel like attempting to deliver your package… no reason it just didn’t feel right ig… 170
Reposted by cayneJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/08/2026one piece of advice i can share as a parent: certain phases can be really tough, but they do pass. around 18 months my son kept demanding that i condemn hasan piker. all day and night too, i was at the end of my rope. now he’s really into fire trucks. it’s always something new 235892837
Reposted by cayneAcyn @acyn.bsky.social · 01/09/2026PabloReports: What do you make of Trump saying Americans who oppose data centers are backwards and poor? AOC: I mean, how about we put one in Mar-a-Lago? I love that. Let’s put a data center at Mar-a-Lago, and we’ll see how backwards and poor he is in response to that. 272117332991
cayne @c-ayne.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Moved stuff into my new apartment today and only uncontrollably sobbed two times 050
cayne @c-ayne.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Thinking about how my mom would objectively slay on a real housewives franchise because of her insane antics, narcissism, and horrible decision making but being subjected to it as her son was permanently damaging in a way that I may never fully recover from 150
cayne @c-ayne.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Coffee hitting so good that I’m liking and replying to everyone’s storiesstatic.klipy.comHilary Duff Texts LOLALT: Hilary Duff Texts LOL 010
Reposted by cayneRory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Man remember when people in various media outlets were insisting that “dimes square” was real and an influential art scene and insisting there was a hip happening and growing movement of right wing contrarian artists and thinkers poof all gone all fake and the people pushing it silently moved on 1584357
cayne @c-ayne.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Deciding to actually play my steam deck that I practically begged for for Christmas and have barely touched since 030
cayne @c-ayne.bsky.social · 11/08/2026You like ONE cock pic on here and suddenly the discover tab is a penis avalanche 1211
Reposted by cayne🥊 @querelleofbros.bsky.social · 10/08/2026the only opinions left on twitter are like "obey your parents, voting republican is fire, and also don't smoke weed" it's a suburban church lady website for 4chan refugees and corny NYC gay guys larping as edgelords 1353
cayne @c-ayne.bsky.social · 10/08/2026> open an email in Outlook > click a link in the email to add an event to my Outlook calendar > Outlook opens a new browser tab and asks me to sign into Outlook 040
cayne @c-ayne.bsky.social · 31/07/2026It’s kind of reassuring to see them play the hits as we go into the midterms because they know they have absolutely nothing else to campaign on 000
Reposted by cayneRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 29/07/2026deepfake nudes are, of course, integral to the future of space exploration 542311354