cayne @c-ayne.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Slept kinda bad so I’ve decided to be the embodiment of all that is evil and wicked in this world 020
cayne @c-ayne.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Hegseth is the culmination of Gen X dudes being horrendously insecure about their masculinity from growing up in the 80’s and 90’s where even, like, using conditioner would get you called a sissy faggot, and now they’re all becoming political leaders and CEO’s and taking it out on everyone lol 070
cayne @c-ayne.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Omg that type of letterbox-speak that people with no personality latch onto makes my eyes glaze over 120
cayne @c-ayne.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I hate that I’m saying this but this place is also lib HQ so I really do need republicans to get like completely irrevocably slaughtered in the midterms in order to feel like there’s any hope or justice for this nation 070
cayne @c-ayne.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Wore flip flops with jeans to take the garbage out and felt like a gay guy from the 00’s 170
cayne @c-ayne.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Waking up hungover and talking to strangers on reddit about your parents divorce >> 030
cayne @c-ayne.bsky.social · 25/09/2026😭 5.6k followers who are all horny gay guys and they go “I need to use my platform to speak about this.” 020
cayne @c-ayne.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Hungover and hosting a housewarming party with 57 guests in an hour and a half 080
cayne @c-ayne.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Moving to Australia simply because I enjoyed Kath and Kim so much 050
Reposted by cayneshaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 15/09/2026it is remarkable that this has happened despite a near-unanimous effort from mainstream politicians and news media to prevent it from happening. there's some hope there 273323652
cayne @c-ayne.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Why does leg day always feel like being attacked and killed in war 000
Reposted by caynePeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026underrated part of El-Sayed’s messaging strategy seems to be shaming journalists who ask dumb questions that play into right-wing frames. you can’t answer these in a way that satisfies them, but you can make it embarrassing enough that you impose a toll on asking. 186151312695
cayne @c-ayne.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Realizing some wounds will never heal and you just learn to carry onstatic.klipy.comHannah Horvath SurpriseALT: Hannah Horvath Surprise 030
Reposted by caynelaurel yanny @drlaurelyanny.bsky.social · 11/09/2026the whole trend is so dumb bc like you cant imagine urself with crazy hair and an ugly jumper ? you needed a robot to tell you what you'd have worn ? 7343
cayne @c-ayne.bsky.social · 11/09/2026When McDonald’s makes you park and wait for your order omg they said you got a huuuge large fat bitch order go sit over there 050
cayne @c-ayne.bsky.social · 10/09/2026What is it about being from Iowa that makes people from Iowa so insanely annoying 130
cayne @c-ayne.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I’m retired from cyberbullying at my advanced age but encountering right wing twinks online activates me like a sleeper agent 030
Reposted by caynePT Klein @ptklein.com · 09/09/2026AI is not super intelligence. It’s not even intelligence! These nerds need algorithms to be chaotic on a cosmic order because they’re gambling with more money than they ever imagined. It’s an intentional discourse of anxiety. Fear achieves our acquiescence to their supposed techno-superiority. 816723
cayne @c-ayne.bsky.social · 09/09/2026They hate Joseph so bad it’s CRAZYY it makes me feel insane 130
Reposted by cayneonion person @junlper.beer · 09/09/2026hunter biden spending months trying to recreate his image to ultimately just do a crypto scamcoin is amazing. 10/10. so glad we don’t have to pretend to take him seriously as a 2028 presidential candidate anymore 592741293
cayne @c-ayne.bsky.social · 07/09/2026thought “why do I feel so tired and crappy today omg” and remembering that all I ate yesterday was state fair food so my body is running off of: • a slab of pork • fried potatoes • ranch • corn • pop • cookies 041
Reposted by cayneCarl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 03/09/20262:05 pm 2:21 pm @atrupar.com 1065158254450
cayne @c-ayne.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Whenever I see gays in their early 20’s interacting I’m like “Your personality was selected for you fourteen years ago by me and my friends on tumblr.” 2252
cayne @c-ayne.bsky.social · 02/09/2026FedEx is like we didn’t feel like attempting to deliver your package… no reason it just didn’t feel right ig… 170
Reposted by cayneJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/08/2026one piece of advice i can share as a parent: certain phases can be really tough, but they do pass. around 18 months my son kept demanding that i condemn hasan piker. all day and night too, i was at the end of my rope. now he’s really into fire trucks. it’s always something new 235893836
Reposted by cayneAcyn @acyn.bsky.social · 01/09/2026PabloReports: What do you make of Trump saying Americans who oppose data centers are backwards and poor? AOC: I mean, how about we put one in Mar-a-Lago? I love that. Let’s put a data center at Mar-a-Lago, and we’ll see how backwards and poor he is in response to that. 272117302991
