kolt @loseritis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026it should be punishable by death for a preorder to be delivered the day after release 020
kolt @loseritis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026hope silent hill townfall wins the Beautiful Bald Man Award or is otherwise publicly rewarded for this 010
kolt @loseritis.bsky.social · 23/09/2026unprecedented levels of hubris when i sketched this and thought to myself “i’ll totally understand what this is supposed to be a month from now” 030
kolt @loseritis.bsky.social · 23/09/2026you’re laughing. i’ve been mispronouncing amphitheater for my entire life and you’re laughing 150
kolt @loseritis.bsky.social · 17/09/2026seeing people in other states talk about having cooler weather 150
kolt @loseritis.bsky.social · 11/09/2026de-shedding the couch and instinctively called my cats “fuzzy fluffers” in a derogatory way. oppression is within every man 031
kolt @loseritis.bsky.social · 05/09/2026sitting in my car at a dealership waiting to pick up the bf from his oil change and all the former T Mobile store managers are prowling the parking lot i’m scared 000
kolt @loseritis.bsky.social · 04/09/2026was having a bad day and passing a coworker in the hallway when i thought “a lawyer is someone who smiles no matter how bad it gets” so i smiled and greeted her… im not even a lawyer. my inner voice is just phoenix wright apparently 050
kolt @loseritis.bsky.social · 01/09/2026dad was just ordained as a baptist pastor and mom is publishing a christian AI coloring book in case anyone was wondering what kind of household i was raised in 050
kolt @loseritis.bsky.social · 28/08/2026dropped to my knees in the dunkin drive thru when i realized i ordered a medium instead of a large 020
kolt @loseritis.bsky.social · 28/08/2026using this to positively reinforce my current special interest 050
kolt @loseritis.bsky.social · 19/08/2026met a girl on a cruise in 2014 who now believes she is the reincarnation of a 19th century pirate ship and is currently on her third self-published book about it. she gets almost no engagement so she’s basically my little secret entertainment 2141
kolt @loseritis.bsky.social · 19/08/2026been such a hot summer my eyes welled up with tears when i saw snow in someone’s profile pic 030
kolt @loseritis.bsky.social · 16/08/2026as someone playing the kingdom hearts series for the first time and is currently on 2 - what the fuck is a Strelitzia 010
kolt @loseritis.bsky.social · 14/08/2026you can turn any word salad around by ending with “there’s a joke in there somewhere” 010
kolt @loseritis.bsky.social · 01/08/2026corn and quinoa in the same meal.. my poop is about to look like a christmas tree 230
kolt @loseritis.bsky.social · 31/07/2026booked tickets for bf and me to see one of our favorite bands in the breathtaking coastal paradise of columbus, ohio 🥰 250
kolt @loseritis.bsky.social · 30/07/2026torrential downpour on the walk to my car after work? of course it is, why wouldn’t it be? 120
kolt @loseritis.bsky.social · 28/07/2026playing kingdom hearts chain of memories as nomura intended - stretched the fuck out in widescreen on my 3ds 120
kolt @loseritis.bsky.social · 27/07/2026accidentally discovered my coworker who i’ve only known professionally has beautiful hairy tits through the most random instagram algorithm pull imaginable 031
kolt @loseritis.bsky.social · 16/07/2026saw this gorgeous guy on r/mustache and immediately shaved my beard when i got home 360
kolt @loseritis.bsky.social · 10/07/2026local Checkers under construction. i heard they’re adding a third lane 000
kolt @loseritis.bsky.social · 09/07/2026a company attempting to salvage employee morale after layoffs by booking a drag queen named Penny Pincher but accidentally hiring Penny Tration (is a scenario i just made up in my head) 030
kolt @loseritis.bsky.social · 30/06/2026i have a kinship with every 30 year old, in that we’re all 30. except me, i’m still 29 020
kolt @loseritis.bsky.social · 26/06/2026i pilot a mech every time i drive my car if you think about it. this toyota corolla is my mother 030
kolt @loseritis.bsky.social · 16/06/2026and this is my emotional support Nintendo Switch friend who hasn’t been online in 4 years, 040
kolt @loseritis.bsky.social · 09/06/2026ace attorney fandom really thinks capcom will let athena be the main character of aa7 like girl the misogyny 120
kolt @loseritis.bsky.social · 07/06/2026shocked to discover i had less than a quart of oil in my car and had to fagsplain to the mechanic that there was no leak, i was just a procrastinator… 000
kolt @loseritis.bsky.social · 07/06/2026after owning it for 6 years, restarting maybe 4 times, i am finally locked in to Xenoblade Chronicles on chapter 13 and i will humbly admit.. the hype is deserved 120
kolt @loseritis.bsky.social · 06/06/2026plans i regret making almost didn’t happen then they were back on again but then they were cancelled an hour before leaving 010
