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Byron Peebles

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Programmer/hacker. Dad. Spouse. Unschooled/er. Programming at Truth Initiative. He/him. @bpeebles@hachyderm.io, from twitter.com/bpeebles and also checkout byronpeebles.com

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Byron Peebles @byronpeebles.com · 7h
alxwhere #12 🐪 · 2,117/3,000 🟩🟩🟥 1. 1000 pts · 82 ft off 2. 1000 pts · 13 ft off 3. 117 pts · 1.76 mi off alxwhere.com
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Byron Peebles @byronpeebles.com · 22h
All "The Secret Life of Machines" episodes (youtube.com/playlist?lis...) are amazing but I've always kind of liked their sewing machine episode because of their human sewing machine: youtu.be/8lwI4TSKM3Y
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The Secret Life of the Sewing Machine - Remastered
YouTube video by tim hunkin
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Byron Peebles @byronpeebles.com · 27/09/2026
alxwhere #9 · 2,115/3,000 🟩🟧🟨 1. 902 pts · 604 ft off 2. 543 pts · 0.53 mi off 3. 670 pts · 0.35 mi off alxwhere.com
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Byron Peebles @byronpeebles.com · 26/09/2026
Delorean and drawing on a city snowplow at Alexandria's tons of trucks.
Interior of a delorean made to look like the one from back to the future Large black snowplow on a truck with drawings and writing on it
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Byron Peebles @byronpeebles.com · 26/09/2026
alxwhere #8 · 2,893/3,000 🟨🟩🟩 1. 893 pts · 650 ft off 2. 1000 pts · 0 ft off 3. 1000 pts · 0 ft off alxwhere.com
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How well do you know Alexandria, VA? Three spots a day, 1000 points each.
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Byron Peebles @byronpeebles.com · 22/09/2026
Season 9 had some fine episodes, also some poor ones, but all of them had the hallmarks of the coming collapse (as did the latter production half of season 8). I weirdly recall actively disliking this one when first broadcast. I've softened a bit on it since.
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Byron Peebles @byronpeebles.com · 11/09/2026
Really they should have expanded the football field to match the Melbourne grounds. AFL field sizes change why not NFL. 🙃
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Byron Peebles @byronpeebles.com · 26/08/2026
Two recent AI food posters in restaurant windows that make me less likely to frequent them. At least the Chinese food one isn't too yellow-tinged.
Weird cloned rice and gloopy broccoli Weird ai geometric AI pizza.
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William Gibson @greatdismal.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
The idea of AI “hallucinating” is one I wish I’d had!
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Byron Peebles @byronpeebles.com · 16/08/2026
Make sure you read the alt text too...
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Peter Wood @theimpossiblepw.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
BIG thanks to everyone who made my show a part of their visit to the 80th Howard County Fair! What a fun week ♥️
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Byron Peebles @byronpeebles.com · 15/08/2026
Fine I'll share @summoningsalt.bsky.social 's video about the world record history for it. Now almost 2 years old but still a great video www.youtube.com/watch?v=po9a...
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The History of The Simpsons Hit & Run World Records
YouTube video by Summoning Salt
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Byron Peebles @byronpeebles.com · 13/08/2026
The other day I was picking up Pizza from Pomodoro Pizza in Bethany Beach. The grandmother that runs it was very proud and pointed at the TV showing her grandson playing in the DE vs MD game in the Mid-Atlantic little League world series game
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 13/08/2026
oh wow r/washingtondc found the worst one i've seen so far
user ViewOk5050 on reddit posting a photo of an ai slop drawing from royal jacket deli of a chicken parmesan melt that's unsettling in pretty much every way you can think of
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Byron Peebles @byronpeebles.com · 07/08/2026
A partial ball of jute twine.
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Byron Peebles @byronpeebles.com · 06/08/2026
This is a possibility but honestly I think the correct solution is to use the James Bond name and get a director that's very good at making quick, good, and low budget action movies done. And make a ton, like the original novels. Oceans 11 but Bond, maybe.
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William Gibson @greatdismal.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=g79G...
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Neuromancer — Official Teaser | Apple TV
YouTube video by Apple TV
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Byron Peebles @byronpeebles.com · 24/07/2026
I'm not sure I have any receipts of how Humble Bundles used to do it, but this feels very, very low to the charity and the actual source of what they're selling than when they started... very sad.
Screenshot of radio buttons titled "Adjust Donation" with the options:


Default Donation

    $11.61 to Macmillan Publishers
    $1.05 to World Central Kitchen
    $8.44 to Humble 

Extra to Charity

    $10.03 to Macmillan Publishers
    $3.16 to World Central Kitchen
    $7.92 to Humble
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Byron Peebles @byronpeebles.com · 24/07/2026
Maaaaybe support this if it's only based on the box art only.
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Rav @rvbdrm.com · 22/07/2026
Quick thinking having a tablecloth handy. I didn’t even notice the twitching from that dead robot.
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Byron Peebles @byronpeebles.com · 21/07/2026
Based on the movies he's made, I think Christopher Nolan really loves his wife and kids a lot.
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samuel mehr @mehr.nz · 21/07/2026
the most realistic scene in Jurassic Park is when two scientists make a questionable decision — traveling to an undisclosed location with a strange man — on the promise of three years of modest funding
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Byron Peebles @byronpeebles.com · 18/07/2026
I'm pretty sure it was Life of Brian when I was 7-ish.
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Byron Peebles @byronpeebles.com · 17/07/2026
It's maybe okay to do passes that low at an air show or similar. But if it really is just "randomly" buzzing a beach that puts the beach goers at an increased risk without their consent and is bad.
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Byron Peebles @byronpeebles.com · 14/07/2026
Not claiming this is the best screenshot of it but for whatever reason I thought of this great tweet from the 2010s tonight.
sand ghost @moutheaters

Me: Is the natural state of the soul quiet or chaos?
Taco Bell cashier: Look buddy, it’s transient, shifting like water
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Byron Peebles @byronpeebles.com · 11/07/2026
It's incredible how different it is to drive north of Leesburg now compared to 20-30 years ago. Data centers, corporate highrises, and suburban sprawl galore. Still fun to drive past some of the OG Ashburn data centers are and where AOL's (at the time massive) data center was.
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Byron Peebles @byronpeebles.com · 10/07/2026
In the DC area, we had very nice ADC maps (later brought by Langenscheidt then Kappa) which had logical regions with consistency: either a county or multiple combined. I go to MA and their map books are by *town* and pages are *alphabetical* and *radically* different in scale.
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Byron Peebles @byronpeebles.com · 06/07/2026
VA Route 7 NW of Tysons is a legit goofy road now. It's almost restricted-access highway but not. And it's lined by 15 foot high walls on both sides. With occasional gaps for driveways and roads. It's such a weird roadway now. Feels like it's a weird mushy middle now that's impossible to improve.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Change your A/C filter
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Byron Peebles @byronpeebles.com · 27/06/2026
Start of the Pride Ride at Alexandria Pride!
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Byron Peebles @byronpeebles.com · 23/06/2026
Two things it seems like the Dominion outage map has given up/broken? Also it seems like ALXnow is doing weird summaries, what does "will have power restored by either 1 a.m. or 3 a.m" mean.
Screenshot of a power companies outage map just showing vague number of outages in a locality by color instead of polygons of the outages.
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Byron Peebles @byronpeebles.com · 22/06/2026
I finally watched "Master and Commander: Far Side of the World" (I've read some of the novels). I liked it and will have more thoughts but the Peacock stream of it felt like a DVD transfer. Wrong aspect ratio and not a lot of detail. Worked as a retro thing but I need to watch a better version
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Ok welcome to DC vibe check walk, second annual Trump’s birthday edition part 2
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Byron Peebles @byronpeebles.com · 13/06/2026
Tbh we just need John Henry to go to the Kennedy Center and fix it all. (Sign.)
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Byron Peebles @byronpeebles.com · 13/06/2026
@alexandriavagov.bsky.social fyi I think it's bad that APD cars drive south on S Early at 35+ mph at night without lights and sirens.
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Byron Peebles @byronpeebles.com · 13/06/2026
Finally watched "Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse" and, yeah, it's very good. It's better and further out than Into in some ways and also less a single story. But maybe it'll become better if Beyond ends up working.
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Byron Peebles @byronpeebles.com · 12/06/2026
My first blockbuster movie will be _Slow & Calm_.
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Byron Peebles @byronpeebles.com · 07/06/2026
Just a very old drug free school zone sign nowhere near any current school.
An old yellow sign saying "drug free school zone" with some graffiti on it
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Byron Peebles @byronpeebles.com · 06/06/2026
I feel like many of the lights on Duke St between Jordan-ish and Witter-ish do two new things: always give a cycle to side streets even if no cars and do full left turn cycles even if no cars...?
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Byron Peebles @byronpeebles.com · 05/06/2026
This really is one of the primary things that establishes Newman as bad/dishonest.
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Byron Peebles @byronpeebles.com · 01/06/2026
Turns out I also hate the AI generated pro-bike lanes Zebra comic.
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Byron Peebles @byronpeebles.com · 30/05/2026
I feel like we need to figure out what is wrong with the Pixar writers now. Why do they need to top each other to make the saddest possible movie ever, for kids? Why has that been their goal starting from at least Pixar 3 (which I know I'm in the minority but I think 2 should have been the end).
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Byron Peebles @byronpeebles.com · 29/05/2026
This is a completely minor thing that doesn't matter but this has lessened my enjoyment of most scifi, which makes me sad, as scifi is something that has brought me joy.
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Tyler Road @tylerroadd.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Still my favorite:
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 25/05/2026
“Well, thank God we all made it out in time. … ’Course, now we’re equally screwed.”
“Well, thank God we all made it out in time. … ’Course, now we’re equally screwed.”
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Another reminder: if there exists *any* class of people who don't have due process rights, then *nobody* actually has due process rights because the government can always just say you're in that class.
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Waldo Jaquith @waldo.net · 25/05/2026
The authors of these two New York Times headlines should talk to each other. One presents the opening Hormuz Strait in the past tense, the other acknowledges that, nah, it hasn't happened and we don't know when it will happen.
Two New York Times headlines: "To Get the Strait Open, Trump Had to Leave the Hardest Issues for Later" and "Reopening of Strait of Hormuz Still a Question Mark"
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Byron Peebles @byronpeebles.com · 25/05/2026
So uh we rewatched "My Big Fat Greek Wedding" for the first time since its initial release with our kids. And it stands up and is arguably better now than then. Aggressively happy, optimistic, inclusive, funny, and romantic.
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Byron Peebles @byronpeebles.com · 23/05/2026
We're playing Life and this is the third time I've landed on this spot. Three yachts! I would never.
Close of the game of life board showing two cars. An orange one is in the "buy a yacht! Pay $80,000."
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Byron Peebles @byronpeebles.com · 23/05/2026
It's kind of impressive how many stereotypical disagreements about Commonwealth-style tea in this short Bluey Bit: youtu.be/UUkb_b5UEE0
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Tea Party with Bluey | BONUS BIT | Bluey
YouTube video by Bluey - Official Channel
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